Pushy Duchess Meghan, now dubbed ‘Me-Gain’ by palace staff, has taken over naming the due baby and has banned hen pecked Prince Harry from suggesting any names himself. To accentuate the diversity being brought into the previously pure Windsor bloodline, Meghan is choosing an African American name for the baby.
It was a toss up of Waquanisha, LaShonda, LaShaniquanda, Dolce Gabbana, for a girl or TrayvonShaun, TreQuandico, ShaunQuan for a boy. Instead, Meghan is settling for a simpler more regal Leroy or Wakanda for their upcoming baby.
Palace officials are keen to stress that the African American names chosen are strictly not to assert the African roots of the new baby but to gently introduce the Windsors to a taste of diversity.
“Daaa RoYal baBayY fo MeghAn ‘n’ HaRRy will B DElivEreDD Yn Da LINDo WinG AaSS Izz CUstomAree Witt daaaa WIndsoRRRRR famiLEe. HE orr $He Wil B Named $ooNN AFta but Da DeTAils wE aX of Y’ALL BiTChEZ N sHIEt $haLl nAwT B RELeased ta Da Pre$$$$ An’ MedIa FO’ UH FeW weeks AftA Daaa Birth, NumsaYing bitCh?” a press release from Prince Harry’s and Meghan’s new press office revealed on Friday.
In the spirit of Trading Places, palace courtiers have already started gluing down furniture and priceless imperial artefacts acquired over centuries of British Empire rule to surfaces inside the cottage where the couple will be staying in anticipation of the birth.
The royal couple however are disgusted at the ‘nasty’ gossip on social media sites and wish to set the story straight with another multi-million pound PR offensive to silence the trolls.
Motorists should start queuing for petrol today after Theresa May has blocked Brexit on March 29 as was promised in the Conservative manifesto and Article 50.
Major road arteries will be blocked in the next few days/weeks which will include petrol forecourts and maybe even refineries.
Already some petrol stations are putting their prices up to compensate for the fuel rush that will take place.
The peaceful drive-slows and blockades will no doubt cause traffic disruption and many will not be able to conduct their daily business or go to work.
If you use a motor vehicle it is thus in your best interests to fill your tanks right now before you are left short and the queues extend for miles.
Many peaceful Brexiteer protesters who are angry at the removal of democracy by reneging on the result of the EU referendum in 2016, are now fighting for democracy to return to the UK.
Brexiteers all over the country will be blocking the main arterial routes – M1, M6 M25, M62, A1, A55, M5, M4, M42, M55, M61, A66 etc
This action is not just about Brexit but also about the destruction of democracy in the UK. If the vote does not count anymore, what does?
The group is urging everyone who is disgusted at the Brexit betrayal to participate, so if you live close to any of the motorways mentioned, get some food together, maybe a portable toilet, some blankets, and prepare to protest.
It is not known how many days or weeks the protest could go on for, however there are preparations for blockades to last for over two or three months if necessary. This would cause massive disruption to the main road networks across Britain.
Brexit was not just about leaving the EU, it was also about our democracy and governance, and our sovereignty to make our own laws to not be dictated to by a foreign power.
What we have witnessed in parliament during the last three years of attempted-Brexit, are the machinations of rogue MPs aligned with the EU, and a PM who is an EU apologist, effectively halting the democratic process, and reneging on earlier promises and pledges made to honour the largest democratic vote in British history, the EU Referendum, which took place in 2016.
There is no question that there is little or no democracy in the functioning of the EU. Most of the officials are unelected, instead appointed from within the ranks. The EU Commission which functions secretly much like a Central Committee in a communist state dictates everything that happens and is never questioned or held accountable.
Many Europeans do not even know who is making their laws, and cannot even name one official. Such is the clandestine operation of the EU that many disappear suddenly without a trace within the EU state if they ever try to incorporate or mention democracy.
The EU state is also run primarily by former members of the East German government, as was Merkel in her youth, and when the Berlin wall fell in 1989, much of the former East German operatives including valuable assets in the Stasi were assimilated into the EU. These staunch former soviet communists are the ones who now dictate policy and legislation in the EU today and detest democracy.
The British parliament has shown to have many operatives on the EU payroll as MPs, and this has been very evident by the Brexit vote. As soon as the vote result was announced, these operatives aligned with the EU soviet state broke into action, and have not ceased since until their job of reversing democracy is fulfilled. These EU operatives disguised as British MPs detest democracy and the concept of sovereignty for Britain, and instead want the UK to be permanently governed by the EU soviet construct, but there are other variables at play also, these MPs are bolstered monetarily by the EU and are paid off EU operatives working to subvert any thought of leaving.
Britain is therefore a country that has been integrated and capitulated of democracy for over 40 years now by the EU and this is why Brexit will probably not occur anytime soon.
The UK, economically, is crucial to the operations of the EU as a primary cash cow source to fund the Greek debt crisis cash black hole, Spanish and Italian debt, and to fund the poorest countries within the super state like Romania and Bulgaria.
The Brexit process has not only shown the level of brainwashing of the British public over 40 years of rule, but it has exposed the soviet EU operatives working in parliament as MPs and Lords. This infiltration extends to the entire UK Civil Service, the Treasury, and all other departments in government today.
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With these forces working in tandem with each other, it would take a series of processes to extricate Britain from the EU and that would be either someone in parliament seizing power from Theresa May and purging parliament and governmental departments of their EU operatives, or by a popular movement taking over and purging from there.
In both cases stated above, there would be little chance of success because the EU operatives within the British government are all pervasive and all encompassing.
In conclusion, Britain needs a fucking miracle to exit the EU, and will probably never happen. It’s a sad fact that the level of infiltration has been shown during the last three years to be at such a high level that it would need a dedicated army of people who value democracy to fix things, of which there are not the numbers currently.
Britain will be assimilated fully into the EU superstate within the next decade, it will lose its currency, and will be forced to join the EU army in its actions against Russia, the British royal family will be allowed to exist but have their funding reduced considerably by the EU central office. This military action against Russia will begin in the Ukraine, and will escalate further into Russian territory. It is the aspiration of the EU to incorporate former soviet countries into its playbook, as well as dump NATO. The EU will ultimately be an adversary of the United States economically and militarily.
Firmly standing behind Mrs May, the Machiavellian snake tongue of Michael Gove is now twitching and sniffing the air with excitement.
“He’s waiting in the grass, his beady eyes watching for that particular millisecond to strike. His target is of course the woman he has gushingly praised with his fake praise, he will snap at her neck and deposit his venom deep into her veins, before devouring her whole,” a parliamentary watcher revealed.
Gove did not fall on his sword like Boris Johnson for a very good reason, he has no principles when gaining power. Brexit was just a big charade, and will never happen, and he knew it all along.
Already, the March 29 deadline which was agreed by parliament as an exit if a no deal scenario was reached and was entrenched in Article 50 by law has been capitulated. This is a failure by Theresa May and will resound in her legacy of failure throughout history. Gove is counting on time to reveal some of this mess created by May’s intransigence.
Michael Gove, a snake who does not feel pity, or shame, or anything apart from the need for the acquisition of power is now close to the prize, he slithers, he smells and tastes the blood of his prey.
She will ask him afterwards. Why did he bite her? It is my nature, I am a snake, you fucking stupid idiot. This is what I do! Now excuse me while I give one of my fake speeches, in which I espouse how I stand for nothing, and am in it only for the rise to the highest power. I don’t care a fig whether Brexit exists or not. Never did, never will.
Kicking the can extension, don’t mention the flextension because it could be extended as a permaextension till the Brexitstention materialises into the forevextension, a mere drop in the ocean of course to the multi timbered concentric metabolic Brexitatyranosaurextension, a monolithic gargantuan testament to extension science that would make Hawking stand up in his grave and pirouette across the graveyard.
What must we do with these extensions that the shister of inequity, Theresa May has foisted on us simply to save her poxy job?
Let us today embrace the flextension of Brexitstention and all its various conundrums, and all the people in Brussels watching with bated breath wishing for all this to be over by the next flextension period with two dates.
It is quite evident that the people do not count in this equation though, they have been merely bypassed and forgotten amongst the morass of tawdry legalese spouted from the mouths of bureaucrats shamefully embracing every flextension possible to completely eviscerate Brexit totally from existence.
We say ‘Fuck you! Theresa May! It is you who has done this, it is you who had all the time in the world to take us out of the EU but you did not do it. You stalled, you held back, you are a cum dodger extraordinaire, and it is because of you that No Deal was taken off the table, and it is because of you that MPs are faced with poor voting choices. So, please go now, to the flextension hell that you have created shove it up your own extension, as black as it may be, nevertheless shove it! Your legacy will be written in history as the worst British PM ever to darken the corridors of Westminster and the one who ultimately destroyed democracy in the UK.
Just because the public and parliament are tired of the remainer PM, Theresa May and her incessant lacklustre performance with regards to the Brexit negotiations, should we or MPs ever accept Theresa May’s bad deal.
It is because of Theresa May that we are in this situation right now, and not the fault of the MPs who were asked to accept a terrible capitulation deal.
One can only hope now that Italy and other EU countries veto the extension. The only reason May is trying to extend the deal is to put a gun to the heads of MPs to accept her horrid deal.
In no circumstances should anyone vote for May’s deal. Theresa May is not listening and is a pig headed tragic figure, she is a tired robotic fool that is so far removed from reality that her frazzled brain has been completely blended into mush.
Britain needs to leave the EU by March 29, as was promised by Article 50.
The robots are coming whether you like it or not. The future, or as some term it, the Singularity will occur when AI surpasses human intelligence capabilities exponentially to become sentient. The new epoch we are now entering will be the one that defines the term ‘man vs machine’.
The father of the Singularity is of course Ray Kurzweil, currently head of engineering at Google, and if you care to read any of his books or attend any of his lectures, the cogs in your jellified brain might start turning faster and with more efficiency than before.
Kurzweil’s predictions of the future have been 80% accurate, and coming from a man who digests over 200 vitamins and supplements a day for longevity, one can’t help but think he is serious about the future.
Once the biological element is fully understood by the digital, the biological will become obsolete. To lose an eye or an arm will not be anything to worry about in the future because the digital components along with nano processors, and advanced technology will just replace the missing appendage without so much as a digital burp.
Futuristic technologies are also playing their part in diagnosis, surpassing what even the most skilled physicians can do in some cases. Scientists, including those from the University College London have designed an AI system that can predict heart attacks and strokes more accurately than its human counterpart. Another AI technology is able to detect cancer risks before symptoms appear 30 times faster than a human doctor, and with 99% accuracy.
Artificial intelligence now extends to many businesses, the internet, and interactions with humans. For example, Libratus, an artificial intelligence bot built by Professor Tuomas Sandholm and one of his PhD students at Carnegie Mellon University, beat four of the world’s best poker pros in a twenty-day Texas Hold ‘Em tournament in 2017. The odds on Libratus winning were 4-1, and such was its success that it has now accepted a job planning war games for the Pentagon.
The casino and gambling industry are now masters of the algorithm, and punters may think they have a chance to beat the game even when the odds are firmly stacked against them, but in the long run, we all know who wins. It is this psychological flaw in us humans however that makes us even more determined to win, and surely when we do sometimes, we get that special thrill. The folks at Betway who researched much of the analysis on robotics and AI are themselves masters of the algorithm for that special edge, yet making games and bets functionable.
Transhumanism, will become the de facto state of the human race 2.0 in about 50-100 years, where humans will extend their brain power digitally and modulate their bodies. One could say there may be some disparity in the future, with augmented individuals and the straights who decry such meddling. Some futurist thinkers even posit that a human 2.0 relating to a regular human will be on the level a human today relates to a cow, or a goat.
It’s estimated that up to one-fifth of the global workforce could lose their jobs by 2030 due to robot automation, affecting 20% of UK employees. Machine operators and food workers are most vulnerable, but some unexpected roles are also at risk. Google has already revealed its advanced AI bot called Duplex, which conducts “sophisticated conversations” and completes admin tasks such as booking appointments. Robots are even moving into creative sectors. Approximately 850 articles from The Washington Post’s 2016 US election coverage was written by a robot reporting programme called Heliograf.
It’s not all loss though, a report from the World Economic Forum believes AI will create 133 million new jobs by 2022 by freeing up staff for brand new tasks.
The mass proliferation of robotics and AI across the globe will bring upon a new epoch where humanity will not only master its biological self, the environment, but space. One can imagine legions of robots being rocketed to distant stars to find habitable planets where humans could colonise, or to garner minerals and valuable resources.
Increasing the lifespan of humans to overcome disease, cancer and old age is a scientific dream that may soon become a reality. Nanotechnology is still in its relative infancy but it is making greater leaps and strides every day. Researchers are reportedly working on a computer made from DNA, which would live inside cells and scan for any faults in genetic makeup, such as the development of cancer cells. If any faults were found, the computer would ‘reboot’ the system, destroying the unhealthy cells and reducing the risk of cancer or disease.
With ageing populations across the globe, we will also see the use of robot helpers in the future. Healthcare in old age is a costly business, but will be eased by robots. Housework will not only be solved by robotics but by nanotechnology with the introduction of self cleaning materials, and the ultimate problem of loneliness in humans will also be solved with robotic AI partners.
When it comes to efficiency, we humans are sadly no match for our robot rivals. With speed, skill, and near-perfect accuracy across all sectors, robots don’t make any of the mistakes that make us, well, human.
However, thanks to our distinctly human traits, it’s ultimately mankind who comes out on top. As much as we are lapping up the benefits of the mind-blowing technological advances already available to us, nothing can replace the simple but necessary pleasure of human interaction.
Humans will not end up in zoos and viewed by robots as devised in dystopian novellas, but we will instead harness the technological wonders of robotics and AI for our own benefit, and the betterment of our planet.
Luckily for us, humans are irreplaceable and the future will be one of immense technological creation that will fuel the next epoch in our development, not only on this planet, but in the stars beyond.
How much can the people take? Someone or something has to get rid of Theresa May, please wherever you are or whoever you are, if you have the power to put an end to this charade please fucking do it.
There comes a time when enough is enough, and even Theresa May must know this by now, how has this grotesque monstrosity survived this long anyway?
If Theresa May had the decency she would go of her own volition, but we all know how these people work, they are deluded to such a point that they are ultimately blind to the reality of the situation.
We want you to go. Now go please, quietly, and let someone who is a Brexiteer steer Britain out of the EU. We are in this mess now because May is a Remainer, who appointed Remainers in 90% of the positions of power.
One step forward, five steps backward into the EU is not a Brexit, and Bercow has seen to it that there will not be a third vote on the PM’s turd of a deal.
May can call for an extension but will it be granted? Could Italy save the UK, and veto?
Before we proceed with a real Brexit, the PM must be replaced. This is the only way.
If Brexit is delayed from happening on March 29, affirmative action will take place across the nation on all key motorway routes, a group of Brexiteers called ‘Brexit Direct Action’ have announced.
Recent ComRes polling shows many support a No Deal – Real Brexit opposed to an extension of Article 50.
The plan is to “bring this country to its knees” and urged Brexiteers across the country to get involved.
A statement posted by the group on Twitter read: “Brexiteers all over the country are planning to bring this country to its knees by blocking the main arterial routes – M1, M6 M25, M62, A1, A55, M5, M4, M42, M55, M61, A66 etc.
“If you live close to one of these major motorways and are willing to take part then prepare to move at short notice.
“Openly posting details of direct action plans on social media has to stop immediately. Maintain operational integrity, switch to encrypted messenger platforms.”
This action is not just about Brexit but also about the destruction of democracy in the UK. If the vote does not count anymore, what does?
The group is urging everyone who is disgusted at the Brexit betrayal to participate, so if you live close to any of the motorways mentioned, get some food together, maybe a portable toilet, some blankets, and prepare to protest.
It is not known how many days or weeks the protest could go on for, however there are preparations for blockades to last for over two or three months if necessary. This would cause massive disruption to the main road networks across Britain.
There could also be disruption to the petrol forecourts and supply depots, which would mean many areas of the country would see massive fuel queues, as the supply would eventually run out.
With the government threatening to eek out Brexit for another two or three years, while in the meantime much of the UK civil service and parliament is actively working to halt it all together, this is the time to act, because not only is Brexit on the line but democracy in Britain.
Vans, cars, lorries, whatever. 17.4 million people voted to Leave the EU on June 23, 2016. Freedom has no price!
But….
No doubt all of the above is utter bollocks because no one has the guts to do anything about the Brexit betrayal. Apathy is just a cup of tea away. The spirit of Brexit is now officially dead in the UK…
The crowds were out to view celebrities Meghan Markle and Prince Harry out and about in the beautiful town of Grimsby.
The stylish duchess of Sussex wore a wonderful blue beret, and burgundy coat. The duke of Sussex, prince Harry waddled along next to his new wife, sometimes falling a few steps behind as ordered.
The sun was out and everyone was cheering. Today, the royals were visiting a graveyard where they looked at the grave stones for five minutes then were whisked off to the next destination.
“It was lovely seeing the new duchess Meghan. She even gave us a little hand gesture as a way of showing her appreciation at being asked to come to this Grimsby graveyard,” Nicola Yardingham, 39, yelped with delight.
The Sussex’ were then off to a youth centre in the middle of Grimsby town centre, where youths displayed their spitting skills to the royal couple with one lad lobbing a piece of phlegm almost 6 feet across the room landing in someone’s cup of tea.
The duchess plans to have her fourth baby shower party next week.
Meghan, being 24 months pregnant has been a real royal trooper and has been praised by the Queen for her fortitude despite her ailment.
