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URGENT Communique: We MUST Restore Democracy in Parliament Again

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URGENT Communique: We MUST Restore Democracy in Parliament Again

We are in a constitutional crisis now where democracy has been bypassed by parliament and it is up to the people to do something about it or democracy will never return to Britain again.

Parliamentarians have seen fit to act like feudal lords and bypass democracy much like the EU bypasses democratic votes all the time. The vote of the people does not count anymore, because the result of the EU referendum has been disavowed by rogue elements within the House of Commons which effectively removes democracy within the UK from the equation.

You may be a Remainer, or a Leaver but this affects both factions, because losing the democratic right for a vote that counts is an issue that will affect not only us now but many generations to come.

Why are these rogue elements sabotaging the result of the largest democratic vote in British history, the EU referendum?

There are many variables to this question. Firstly, many have been sold off monetarily by receiving monetary benefit from Brussels to not only betray their country but democracy as a whole in the UK, secondly they are zealots of the EU cause to create a superstate which will eviscerate all nation states within the EU to create one super soviet union within Europe. Thirdly, these rogue elements have been promised high ranking lucrative positions within the EU after they leave the UK for Brussels or Strasbourg.

If the vote does not count anymore what can a mere citizen do? 

We may not have a vote that counts anymore, but we can protest. In the future if there is a fake election or another fake referendum, simply do not vote or you can spoil your ballot paper.

We do not advise civil unrest, but if we do not have any democratic rights as citizens, many could fall to the streets to make their feelings known. In the worst case scenario for the parliamentarians who have bypassed democracy, there could be mass civil unrest on a continuous basis for the next twenty or thirty years. There are more people than MPs, and it would be an unrelenting reminder that democracy and sovereignty must be restored in the UK once again.

TV Producers: ‘Love Island’ to be Renamed ‘Death Island’

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TV Producers: ‘Love Island’ to be Renamed ‘Death Island’

What happens when you put a bunch of narcissistic, low IQ, money and quick fame hungry parasites onto a ‘love island’ where these miscreants are forced to couple for the entertainment of others?

Inevitably, the whole tragedy of reality TV ends in death sooner or later, whether we are referencing cultural death, death of dignity, or actual death is not the point, death is something that all who participate in these types of shows embrace wholeheartedly.

“To call the show ‘love island’ is contradictory to the word ‘love’. There is no romantic love in the money-grabbing fame hungry shallow group of low IQ meatheads and slappers. This show is the exact opposite of love, and is more in tune with cheap, vulgar, tasteless displays of banal as muck useless eaters parading their narcissistic personalities and bodies in front of TV audiences that are no better. To watch this crude inglorious squalid degrading type of show is a pollutant that damages society deeply, and murders culture leaving a vile residue of diarrhea festering vomit and the stench of rotting corpses, bloated and black carrion flesh replete with a multitude of bluebottle flies ready to lay their eggs into the grey meat of death itself,” an ITV commissioning executive revealed himself, before realising the ultimate truth of what he had unleashed, thus committing suicide and clearing his account on humanity.

‘Death Island’ as the show will now be me more appropriately known will be more truthful to the image it portrays.

“To have some dumb Essex greasy haired single-brain-celled twat who has never read a book in his life, or even acknowledged anything else apart from his shallow obsession with his six pack, fake tan, and shitty tattoos commit Seppuku plunging a wakizashi deep into his abdomen slicing horizontally whilst the waiting kaishakunin finishes the ritual by observing the dakikubi technique leaving a little sliver of skin to embrace the head, would bring some form of honour and justice to the mere existence of this person on this earth and the TV show. Death Island would thus be a show where reality actually happened,” another ITV executive who had repented from his crimes against society and culture, revealed.

How to Stick to Your Financial Budget

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How to Stick to Your Financial Budget

Planning a financial budget is a hard task, however, the real challenge is actually sticking to that budget. Many people manage to play their financial budgets every month, however, very few of them can actually stick to the budget. Something comes up and then they are thrown off the track. That is why today we want to give you a few easy steps that you can take so that you stick to your budget.

How to Stick to Your Budget

Reward Yourself

The best way that you stick to your budget is by having a rewards system. How this will work is by spoiling yourself every month after sticking to your budget. This will motivate you to stick to your budget as you know that there are some goodies in store for you if you do.

Wants and Needs

The major thing that derails us from our budget wants. Make sure that you draw a clear line between the wants and needs. Before you buy something ask yourself if you really need it. And if the answer to that question is a no, then walk away and play aus online pokies games and win more real money.

Add cravings to the grocery list

Cravings will have anyone pulling out their credit card within just a few seconds. Therefore, to avoid this make sure to include the cravings to the grocery. Such that each you want you to know that there is home waiting for you.

Have a budget buddy

Like in school where we had a class monitor, have a budget monitor. This can be in the form of a budget buddy. This person will always be the voice of the reason each time you think of buying unnecessarily.

Have someone keep your cards

And if all fails, just have someone keep all your cards for you. That way you know that ere is no way that you will go around spending money unwarily even if you love betting on sports, you won’t be able to spend all your money. If you have trust issues, geta vault and leave your cards there each time that you head out. That way you will see that you can stick to your budget.

Une Ode à Emmanuel Macron – Gilets Jaunes – Acte XVIII

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Une Ode à Emmanuel Macron – Gilets Jaunes – Acte XVIII

Le Fouquet restaurant, a celebrated haunt of the rich and famous, including premier Macron himself, as well as former socialist president, François Mitterrand, and Nicolas Sarkozy was trashed this weekend, and had its exterior burned to the ground by angry Gilets Jaunes protesters wearing their yellow vests.

It seems Macron’s ‘Great National Debate’ which officially closed yesterday, has not closed yet, unofficially. The problems that the people are dealing with are still there, and until something is done, there will not be reprieve to the violence and protest.

Macron’s ski trip to the Pyrenees was cut short.

C’est fou quets – fucked.

Eye-opening Pros of Going it Alone in Business

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Eye-opening Pros of Going it Alone in Business

Starting a business may sound like a hard decision to make but is actually the easiest entity to set up. This also means that there is no need for legal documents with the government. The profits or losses affect your personal returns, which are directly monitored by you, the owner. Guess what all the decisions get to be made by you at your own pace. What you simply need is the skill set, discipline and management and you are good to go. But for online sports betting sportsbook is a different story, you need people to invest in your business.

Going it alone entails ultimate over your business

The most uplifting advantage of a sole proprietorship is that you have complete control and decision-making power over your business. The independence that comes with this initiative could be exciting but it does not come cheap. What it means is that the motto, and your work, should be incorporated into the business. The good thing is you know yourself better than anyone else. You are the only who understands your vision, so what you need is to draft a strong business plan. Follow your plan strictly and run the smoothest and rewarding solo business.

Going solo attracts a more flexible schedule

Being your own boss means you get the privilege of doing what you want, according to your time and how you can do it. Since you are a boss, you can make best online casino games your hobby. You can start your day by playing your games whilst preparing for the day. Who knows you might even gain rewards before you go to take more money. The good news is you can accord a schedule that best suits you. You can also fulfill all your commitments on the same day of running your business.

Make technology your best friend and go it alone smoothly. For you to meet your long-term goals let technology do the work for you. Be the helmsman and direct your ship towards the direction that you want.

MPs Now Pushed Towards Two Choices – Stay in EU by Revoking Article 50 or Stay in EU With Theresa May’s Deal

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MPs Now Pushed Towards Two Choices – Stay in EU by Revoking Article 50 or Stay in EU With Theresa May’s Deal

Pushed into a corner after a Clean Brexit, or Real Brexit was taken off the table, which would have brought forward a £140 billion windfall to the UK’s coffers economically in the long-term, plus afforded total freedom from the EU, the House of Commons amendments fielded by Remainer MPs on the Brussels gravy train, have left only two options on the table.

MPs, with guns to their heads, are now being forced to accept Theresa May’s deal, which means there will be no Brexit. The choice now is, take her horrid shister of a deal and stay in the EU, or abandon any hope of leaving and stay in the EU anyway by revoking Article 50.

What does a career MP do in such circumstances? Well, the simple question is, do you put your integrity and your country before that of capitulating to the EU and treacherous forces within parliament?

The Daily Squib are Brexiteers through and through, and in these circumstances, we would not be forced to vote for Theresa May’s deal, which has been rejected twice already. One must simply abstain, reject and emphatically remove that deal from complete existence because it is not a Brexit as voted for by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016.

We voted to leave without backstops, to leave the Customs Union, the Single Market, the CFP, the CAP and to make our own sovereign laws, and to secure our own borders with our own laws, and to leave the ECJ, and all the other EU departments, regulations, directives.

As of speaking, leaving the EU with a Clean Brexit is still law under Article 50, despite the treachery of parliamentary amendments which are just a gauge of sentiment. We already know that over 80% of the House of Commons and Lords wants to destroy Brexit, and with a weak Remainer PM like Theresa May, they are going about their business very effectively, however, March 29 marches on.

Do not capitulate to a third vote on a horrendous May deal which will mean the UK is bent over a table, forced to pay £39 billion to the EU before being unceremoniously rogered up the backside by laughing unelected Eurocrats.

No! No! No!

 

Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over Internet Now

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Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over Internet Now

The sickness of social media sharing sites like Facebook extends to all facets of human behaviour it seems, it’s not only about sharing the sweet family moments, or that barbecue, or the holiday you are having, psychos like to share as well, and they do it with the thanks of social media.

The grotesque 17 minute video which was live streamed on Facebook during the cowardly massacre of 49 unarmed Muslim worshippers in a New Zealand mosque yesterday is the epitome of live streaming. It is also a testament to the gross negligence of companies like Facebook that encourage sharing at all costs, these companies want you to share everything, and they certainly got that with the massacre. To top it all off Facebook showed ads right next to the massacre live stream bolstering their advertising revenue no doubt.

Such is the malaise of the dying days of modern civilisation, that Facebook will get away with their incessant crimes, of not only secretly raiding the private information of its users, but of live streaming genocidal atrocities for profit. Of course, they will say they took down the offensive material, but it took too long and by that time had been published on multiple sites, spreading like wildfire.

The 17 minute video is a horrifically fascinating insight into the mind of a deranged white Christian supremacist killer who has obviously never met a Muslim person in real life but only read about them in the context of terrorism, and war. With a plethora of weapons oddly emblazoned with dedications to people affected by Muslim extremists, this Christian extremist also has an interesting playlist going on in the car stereo.

The playlist starts off with a Serbian song about the removal of the kebab, in other words kill all Muslims, then goes on to the British Grenadiers Fife and Drum march, then on to the techno version of the Waffen SS marching song, then onto Fire by Arthur Brown, and so on..

During the live stream, the killer urges people to subscribe to Pewdiepie, a YouTube personality. Poor Pewdiepie, he did not ask for this, and has since shown his revulsion by writing up his disgust at the dedication.

Then we’re off..the killing starts very quickly when the man enters the mosque with a shotgun and his AR-15s. He is greeted at the door by a Muslim worshipper who says “Hello, brother,” before being blasted in the face.

There is no need to describe the rest of the live stream except to remark how cowardly an act it is. Massacring unarmed worshippers, men, women, children of any faith is not an act that can even be commented on in full, it is beyond cowardice and sickening. There is no doubt, however that many Christians who did watch the video, probably enjoyed it.

While all of this is being live streamed, the POV camera view is reminiscent of one of those shooting games you get on your PS4. Gun and arms forward, as the shooting continues. It is interesting how these games have trained a whole generation of killers, where shooting others in game is trivialised to such a level, that it transfers itself to real life too. Humans come a dime a dozen, just add hatred of a certain faction into the mix, then casually mow down with your choice of weapon.

The skewed ideology of killers such as this can never justify such a show of cowardice, and the killer even comments in the car ride afterwards, chuckling that he was in a ‘firefight’. That was no firefight, a firefight is when you have an armed opponent, not when you have innocent unarmed worshippers who are not even wearing their shoes.

No doubt, thanks to the unregulated nature of social networks like Facebook and YouTube, these live broadcasts will continue when the next genocidal atrocity arises.

Please note, the DS is not affiliated to any religious faction or political ideology.

 

The Time of Nihilism is Upon Us

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The Time of Nihilism is Upon Us

Mass random stabbings in London occur everyday, democracy has been rejected by the UK parliament, and mass shootings by extreme psychopaths occur all over the world on a regular basis.

Nowhere is safe anymore, you can think we all live in a civilisation but this premise has been eroded to a point where the only certainty there is now is that you or your loved ones can be murdered by a nihilist at any moment.

The Americans have their own living nightmare where mass shootings are now such a part of life that many times they are not even reported as major news.

Humanity, and civilisation has left the epoch of infancy, of philosophical, scientific discovery and now entered an epoch of destruction and unwarranted violence.

We must look at how population increase is the cause of this nihilism, of this daily murderous tornado of blood letting. As populations grow to such a level, and migratory forces move across the globe, there are many who have seen this immense increase in population with disdain.

There comes a time if you put enough rats in a barrel, the rats eventually start to each other, and this is what is happening to humans crowded into cities.

Supply and demand — with an increase of supply of humans, they eventually lose their intrinsic value, and to see the daily massacres on the news, people just roll their eyes as some faction massacred some other faction. The value of human life is now negligible, and with further increases in population, things will only get worse.

Projected population increases are citing at least 12 billion inhabiting the globe in the next 15-20 years. It is evident that the resource levels that are sustainable cannot cope with this increase, and finite resources will eventually be completely depleted.

Not only will resources disappear, but it is safe to say the nihilists will increase too, as human life will be deemed as practically worthless just from the sheer numbers populating the earth. We will see more massacres, more deranged murders, more extremists, and more war in general.

War is coming. Some of the variables: increasing overcrowding population, factional degradation in relations, mass global migration, decrease in finite resources, increase in division of wealth, an exponential increase in terror whether state sponsored or individual.

Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

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Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

What’s it like living with a narcissistic diva who orders you around, and has left-wing views contrary to every belief you have? Prince Harry knows.

Hypocrisy

The hypocritical celebrity diva Duchess of Sussex, who one minute campaigns against climate change, then the next takes expensive private jet flights across the world for her baby shower party spewing vast amounts of carbon emissions into the atmosphere, is a PR disaster for the royal family.

Meghan Markle has already gone through seven staff members in the royal household, because no one can stand her for more than a week. Imagine what it’s like for poor Harry, who used to enjoy going to see matches with his mates, now banned from all sports, because it goes against Meghan’s left-wing feminist sensibilities.

Joyless Harry

“We used to see Harry laughing at the rugby, having fun in Vegas. When he’s with Meghan he looks sombre and miserable. This contrast reveals he is having a hard time dealing with this person who has effectively taken over his life leaving him with no joy or happiness anymore,” a royal commentator revealed.

Meghan who holds extreme left-wing political views is always on about some cause or activist agenda. She has also forced the prince to give up meat, alcohol, sport, hunting and does not allow him to see his old friends.

It is no surprise that there is some friction and indemnity with Kate the Duchess of Kent, and William, who have seen their limelight darkened by this power hungry diva who treats Harry like a little boy and wants to hog every moment of public affairs.

Activist

“Meghan wants more black people in the palace. Everywhere she looks she sees colonial artefacts, and says the royal family needs to put away all these objects and statues. She wants to introduce a more black themed royal outlook where all historical references and antiquities from the British Empire are thrown away or sold and replaced by African artefacts and slavery paintings,” a palace insider revealed.

No doubt, every day, prince Harry looks out of the grey window and dreams about the good old days of freedom, of fun, laughter and joy. He is now sadly imprisoned by this calculating manipulative narcissist who has already had two failed marriages and has gone around the block a dozen times before. With a baby coming, the prince is locked into a living nightmare that will just have to play itself out. Extricating himself from this nightmare will be hard, but one day he may do it.

Meanwhile, Meghan is charging by the hour. If she prolongs the marriage for two years, she will come away with a large pay packet in the millions before moving on to the next chump.

Gambino Boss Whacked!

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Gambino Boss Whacked!

Another Gambino boss dead. Who whacked Frank Cali? That’s the question everyone is asking.

Cali was the Gambinos’ “ambassador to Sicilian mobsters” and was linked to the Inzerillo Mafia family from Palermo.

For the first time since the Castellano hit in 1985 when he was entering New York’s famous Sparks steak house has a boss been taken out in the city.

It was only last week when heir to the Gambino throne, Giovanni Gambino was talking about having presidential rat lawyer Michael Cohen whacked in prison.

The Castellano hit 34-years-ago was an inside job, and was planned by Gambino captain John Gotti and his crew, so it goes without saying, maybe the Cali hit was one too. There’s always the Bonnano family who could have had some bad blood. Does New York city need another all out fuckin’ mob war?

Things are tight at the moment, everyone seems to be hunkering down and not saying anything.

Cali was shot six times in the chest by the hit man, and the truck ran him over for good measure a la the Soprano’s death of Phil Leotardo.

One Gambino insider revealed: “Uh, we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. He’s gone, and we couldn’t do nothing about it.”

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