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BREXIT BLOCKED: Maybe It’s Time For Britons to Get Their Yellow Vests Out

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The yellow vests, a symbol of discontent from vast injustice, from dictatorial rule, from undemocratic processes that thwart the vote, must now stand up and be counted. Those on the side of justice must now reach for the yellow vests and man the barricades.

In times like these where there is no rule of law anymore, where there is no justice, where there is no democracy and the vote is ignored and trashed by arrogant feudalists in parliament who are on the take from Brussels, there is no other discourse but to bring about positive change to a corrupt system of government through rightful protest against this Brexit betrayal.

The parliamentary system in Britain has been proven to be broken, and does not account for anything anymore.

If the MPs do not value the voter, why should the voter value the member of parliament?

In this dystopian nightmare we now find ourselves within, there is no other recourse but to bring about change with protest. As citizens, if our vote does not mean anything anymore, we are entitled and have the full capacity to bring about meaningful change through any means possible.

Brothers and sisters, who voted to Leave the EU on June 23, 2016 in the EU Referendum, march, rise to this great injustice, and let the shout of freedom be heard to make real change to the wrongs committed by a corrupt parliament not fit for purpose anymore who do not value the voter or democracy.

You can make a difference. If our vote doesn’t count anymore, we have a RIGHT TO BE HEARD!

 

 

Blocking ‘Real Brexit’ (No Deal) Means Final End of Democracy in Britain

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The feudal lords of Westminster are every day closing off any signs of democracy in Britain, as is the case by blocking a No Deal Brexit.

Any form of a Real Brexit will now have been thwarted leaving the only option to stay in the EU.

Remaining in the EU is what the parliamentarians have been working on for months by utilising guerilla tactics that contravene the result of the EU referendum result which has been left standing since 2016.

The result is a complete deterioration in the British democratic position. Many former voters will never vote again in the UK because there is no point in doing so.

The only option left because of the treachery of a bunch of rogue remainer MPs on the Brussels payroll, is now to stay in the EU, or to take Theresa May’s deal and stay in the EU.

On June 23, 2016, 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU, but they were discounted. The vote of all those people were completely discarded, and Britain is now being run by feudal rogue MPs who have hijacked the people’s vote.

Conservative Party Hierarchy Solely to Blame For Theresa May

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Time and time again, we have seen the cause of all of this, we have diagnosed where the tumor resides, yet the people who appointed this nightmare have been lax to its origin, they have simpered and blubbered away, ignorant that the cause of this malaise is in Theresa May.

Here is a Prime Minister who dared to present an EU deal not only once but twice that was a complete capitulation to the EU, and she expected MPs to vote for it. Theresa May’s deal was NOT Brexit, and this is why it was not voted in.

The jolly fellows at the 1922 Committee all clap and cheer when May enters the room, when in reality they should spit on the floor, grab her by her scrawny neck and play billiards with her severed head.

The odious people who appointed Theresa May in the first place knew what would happen, they planned this scenario all along, and they are the hierarchy remainers who run the party.

Theresa May is a puss filled suppurating zit so bulbous, a mere touch will make it explode over her cracked mirror, her term will be remembered as the worst in hundreds of years of politics, a stain that not only managed to eek out a relatively simple negotiation but allowed enough time for all the plotters and treasonous remainers to create impenetrable barriers to Brexit.

What has the silly fucking nag done now? Yes, she has given a free vote to parliament to disable a Clean Brexit, thus thwarting Britain’s last chance to exit the EU with any form of dignity, instead the country will now be plunged into No Man’s Land, a sort of purgatory reserved for entities with no hope or direction.

New Theresa May Deal: Polishing a Turd?

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Is it possible to polish a turd? Theresa May and her team seem to think so.

After perusing the supposed new deal, it seems pretty much nothing has changed and it would take the permission of the EU to leave the backstop. The new deal supposedly ‘reduces the risk’ and has been determined by the attorney general as still a major risk of the UK being stuck in the backstop and EU indefinitely without a way of ever getting out.

Suffice to say, the pound sterling has been up and down like a rollercoaster on acid.

The DUP and ERG obviously have sniffed a rat, and are not moved by the minor changes.

Polishing a turd, Theresa May now stands to lose the vote later on tonight in parliament because the numbers simply are not there.

At the end of the day legally NOTHING has changed. If the deal does go through parliament, the UK will pay the EU £39 billion to be bent over a table and fucked up the arse.

Brexit Vote and the Dollar Movement

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A couple of days back, the British pound was the worst-performing currency, which was evidenced with its sharp fall as compared to the other major countries across the globe. Prime Minister Theresa May had initially planned to conduct the Brexit vote on Tuesday and as such the last few days held a critical significance. Nevertheless, after the parliament block, in fact, the sterling saw a lower bottom. John Bercow, the House of Commons Speaker says it is imperative that this deal is ‘fundamentally different’. Time is short as on March 29th, the UK is scheduled to leave the European Union. And as such, from the EU, it is essential that May extends an official Article 50 extension request. Also, the request necessitates an approval from the remaining 27 states (in all) and accordingly, the extension can now be requested at the next Thursday meeting of the EU Council.

However, the challenge is that May has failed to ask this request, and this is still pending. All along, it has been noticed that the EU dominated the situation, and in absence of the withdrawal bill approval, May is left with minimal substantiation to request the ‘short technical’ extension – as the preferred move of choice with May. In these circumstances, it is expected that the Prime Minister would be challenged by an extended delay, which could constitute a second referendum mandate. Notwithstanding, sterling is in thick waters, in case, May chooses to refrain from requesting an extension by Thursday. Thus, implying the decision to be left for the penultimate hour with a potential chance of an emergency summit by the EU March 28.

Clearly, this Thursday, as the Bank of England gets into a discussion, these developments will cloud the forthcoming talks and the GBP/USD could see a further drop to 1:30 this week. This situation is unpreventable unless by Thursday, enough changes are enacted by May or sufficient support is magically garnered by May for the support of her third withdrawal – bill vote. Irrespective, a further drop in GBP is anticipated, even prior to BoE, in case, Tuesday’s labour market reports reflect a slide. Since 2011, according to the PMIs, the employment sector has seen the biggest decline and equally the manufacturing sector indicated the highest rate of job losses in the span of the last six years.

As such, basis the eco-system, in combination with the technical expertise, it can be safely inferred that GBP is increasingly becoming vulnerable to market forces and this weakness is identified through lower highs and lower lows.

In fact, today the world’s foreign exchange markets and the trading scenario seems like an exciting place for the trading professionals with the right strategies, and skills sharpened through the best affiliate programs. These are the programs, which provide a comprehensive support from a trade professionals, and also cover financial instruments such as stocks, bonds, commodities, and derivatives.

For instance, the market is not really explosive as regards the other major currencies. In fact, Greenback started the NY session under excessive pressure and demonstrated a recovery in its losses during the day. Also, the stocks have shown a positive graph, as compared to the earlier losses.

Specifically, the dollar is expected to be impacted by the Federal Reserve’s Monetary Policy meeting and not to forget the Press conference of Fed Chair’s Powell’s, which also would be instrumental in the dollar movement. In addition, the ‘no-resolution’ status of US-China trade tensions, in combination with Brexit, the UK has no option but to adopt a patience stance.

Though the trade numbers, were more robust than the expectations, and as such, the EUR/USD did see a lift. However, the 50 and 100 day SMAs killed the fire. Also, the commodity currencies are showing an average graph, irrespective of the New Zealand stocks on a record high and the strong trade numbers from Japan. In addition, the German ZEW survey indicates a downside risk and this will definitely impact the European investors.

Yes, indeed the Forex is going to actually keep us on our toes for the next few months!

Constant Begging Does Help – May Secures Last Minute Brexit Backstop Change

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Mr Juncker, much to his credit finally relented to the incessant begging of British PM Theresa May regarding that nasty backstop business.

Whether the new changes will pass muster with the Brexiteers and Attorney General before the vote in parliament is another thing, however an encouraging jump in GBP/USD certainly gave a little indication of positive movement.

Britain would be better off by about £140 billion with a Clean Brexit but the cowards in parliament and remainer dissenters are actively trying to thwart any form of No Deal, so it is with heavy heart that there will have to be a capitulation with May’s altered deal.

No doubt there are people scouring over the new documents right now, and there will have to be wider consensus on the additions to the manuscript regarding the Irish backstop.

As for the Americans, their chlorinated chicken and GM food is still on standby, but as trade deals go, there will no doubt be many discussions.

Corbyn, the floundering former soviet spy, is of course urging a full vote down of the deal in parliament because that’s what he does. Blair is consorting with Macron to thwart Brexit, and the remainers are plotting other avenues to stop Brexit altogether.

It’s all happening in parliament today.

 

Daily Squib Travel Offer Boeing 737 Max 8 – FREE Tickets

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The Daily Squib is giving away 100 free tickets to any travel destination worldwide on the Boeing 737 Max 8 aircraft.

The lucky flyers who get these tickets will be able to travel to any global destination they want, and will be able to secure first class treatment in all classes.

If you ever wanted to fly to the jungles of Borneo, or the Eritrean peninsula, or maybe Addis Ababa, your dreams can come true.

Flying the airways has never been so enjoyable, just sit back, put your feet up and let the pilots do all the work. You do not have to worry about a thing, because the pilots are well trained and can deal with unknown errors that may occur in the flightdeck.

As you are sipping your fourth G&T do not cast your mind to the yaw damper, or the rudder trim, just look out of the window and relax, the pneumatic manifold in the hydraulic reservoirs are completely safe with the EDP and an EMDP system.

There is no need to scream or pray for Jesus if you feel a few judders, that’s just normal turbulence, just think of the lavish food you will be served by the air hostess in a few minutes, this one’s not a bruiser, but a delicate flower as she bends over to hand you the tray she reveals the delights under her shirt, and winks seductively.

You are all ready for take off, and feel an emerging volcano erupting in your Bermuda shorts. It is time to rush off to the toilets, as the curry explodes prematurely from your underpants. When the queue is all too long to wait for, there is no problem, because this magnificent flying beast accommodates many toilets.

Finally, before landing be sure to check out the window, the mountainside is beautiful, as it comes closer, and closer, and closer…Eaaaargh! You did not fill in your landing card yet.

To get your free travel tickets to any world destination one way, simply answer this question “When the auto-throttle disengages and refuses to come back on whilst at altitude, do you a) start sweating whilst trying to find a solution b) start crying c) keep flying and ignore everything. Send your answer to: P.O. Box 234, DS Boeing 737 Max 8 Comp. London, W1 6DA, United Kingdom

Trading Opportunities – Forex – for the Month of March

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In the financial markets, with a special mention of the forex market, February was a lukewarm month. This can be largely attributed to the numbers adopting the same graph as was evident during the start of the year. This continued similarity in curves in fact, dimmed the volatility in the US market, the continued increase in the gold and silver and the range-bound fluctuation in US dollar.

Definitely, the end of 2018 witnessed a steep decline for the US stock market around last Christmas, an impressive rebound is evident in the market this year. The S&P 500 index, in fact, is showing a revival and growth by more than 20% since the lowest point in December in 2018. The review and comparison of historical figures shows that these numbers match the average stock market returns of about three years.

Though, as per the latest figures, a resistance area is evident for the index in the chart – at around 2,800. And this extended lull, makes it crucial to invade and emerge on the other side before the market experiences higher prices. As of now, the trade scenario for S&P 500 seems challenging and also, the future direction is apparently neither visible nor indicated.

Gold is the new trade

It is anticipated that most slow-moving asset or also famously referred as the most boring item – Gold, may rather defy the set notions. An impressive 14% return has been logged in by gold, which is a good rebound, considering the mid-August bottom hit, last year.

Definitely, gold has newer avenues to conquer. Until the 1,350 to 1,360 area, gold does not seem to show any resistance. Also, another 2% growth is expected in the forthcoming days. In case, gold is able to break the 1,360 levels, it is expected that the market is in significant gains, however, until gold is able to reach higher prices, the market does not anticipate any more significant resistance.

Dollar in trouble

Greenback, off late, is exhibiting some weakness and the US dollar numbers are slowing down with the last month showing relatively better picture. This weakness though cannot be considered permanent as the coming month shows great prospects in the graph having the probability to grow in any direction.

Currently, the dollar is clearly caught in a trading range – and though it cannot be assumed as to how dollar will behave in the coming days – this firm support at 95- level is quite daunting. Over time, as per the trade analysts the dollar can possibly move lower than expected, in case the dollar shows a movement below this level. And in the best case scenario, a higher climb is expected from the dollar, in case, it is able to free itself from the 97.50 area and move above.

European stock blue chip

The blue-chip stock and indices have been consistently registering strong growth. Particularly, the DAX and CAC have shown a climb between the near about of 1.0%, as well as the FTSE has shown a growth of 1.38%. The German Services PMI, on the release front showed an improvement to 53.1, though a steady state was seen in Eurozone Services PMI at 51.2 points. Though, at the worst fall since December, Eurozone retail sales had plunged 1.6% in February. Also, the State of Union address of President Trump before Congress and Germany releases factory orders have impacted the trading scene. The blue-chip indices particularly have been strengthened by the bank shares. This trend was seen in February end with BNP Paribas and Credite, in France gaining over 2.0%. Also, with a 2.0% gain by Agricole and 1.9% gain at Standard Chartered, the European banks have shown a good climb. And going forward are expected to continue to gain ground the coming quarter.

How Brexit Could Affect Gambling

With the 29th of March fast approaching, UK politics are becoming increasingly strained, parties are divided and splitting, and as news bulletins show little optimism the once thought as almost impossible, the threat of a ‘No Deal’ Brexit could actually turn out to be the UK’s only option. Uncertain times have led to British Banks making provisions for an economy that could be, at the best, uncertain.

Online gambling makes up a large part of the British economy and so the gambling industry is looking towards March 29th especially with regard to tax revenues generated from the industry. Those recommended pay by phone casino websites and other online casino sites now account for 40% of the whole gambling market within the United Kingdom so it is no surprise that Brexit could greatly affect this sector the most.

Statistics show us that almost half of the population engages in some type of gambling which generates millions upon millions each year, worth over £15 billion today. Online gambling has made a massive difference with some companies becoming highly successful as well as many smaller businesses able to make a profit.

Both Gibraltar and the Isle of Man have both enjoyed being members of the EU and Gibraltar in particular has enjoyed having more than 30 operators making their base in the tax haven with access to the single market of the European Community. The protectorate of the UK has enjoyed a flourishing economy which has a thriving ex-pat community.

Although almost 100% of Gibraltarians voted to stay in the EU, they also voted to stay under British rule opposed to Spain. Almost three quarters of those that work in the gambling sector in Gibraltar commute from Spain on a daily basis, so having this free movement stopped would mean that job losses could not really be avoided.

Spain is almost certainly going to tighten up their border controls, the animosity between Spain and the United Kingdom regarding Gibraltar is well documented and the threat of Brexit has already seen companies choose not to base themselves in Gibraltar in favour of other countries such as Malta, as the threat of a ‘No Deal’ Brexit looms ever closer.

Probably the biggest question that is being asked today is whether companies will want to operate in the UK following Brexit. The UK is already feeling the effects of uncertainty as manufacturers are changing their minds about building factories or are pulling out of the UK in favour of other countries.

This is understandable as tariffs on profits are likely to increase, something that no industry desires. The disappearance of those gambling operators who are currently based in the United Kingdom might take time as they moved to the EU, but job losses would certainly occur within the UK, and the bigger gambling companies are already looking to the EU to make their base.

Ocasio Cortez to Join Sandinista Group During Congress Recess

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Guerilla warfare is something Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has grown up with her whole life.

“I, like many socialist activists grew up with the literature of Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx and Trotsky, so during recess I want to go to Nicaragua to join the Sandinista National Liberation Front. They will teach me how to hunt down anti-soviet elements, preach Marxism to peasants and maybe shoot a few capitalist scum bags,” Cortez told a group of Congressional members on Friday.

Sandinista rebel commander, Vittorio Cortez Guevara, was looking forward to teaching his new student a few rebel techniques in revolutionary guerilla warfare.

“We want her to bring back to America what we teach her, and she says she wants to use her newly learned methods to create a Green New Deal Revolution in the USA, where all borders will be opened, where all millionaires and billionaires will be hanged, and where all cows will have plugs placed in their butt holes so that they do not fart anymore and create greenhouse gases. She also like chilli, we have here in the jungle so much chilli, this is all we eat. Chilli and beans, makes us fart like anything though, but not like cows.”

Ocasio Cortez will join a nine-member National Directorate, composed of three comandantes from each Sandinista faction in the jungle at a secret location. The Sandinistas need funds to buy weapons, so Cortez will also learn about coca production to make cocaine, which is funnelled through the Bahamas and then onto Miami. The money made is then used to purchase AK-47s and other military gear.

Democrat candidate for 2020, Bernie Sanders, was jealous about Cortez’s little trip.

“I love Ocasio-Cortez because she has so much energy and the collectivist Marxist ideology runs through her veins like liquid nitrogen. I am too old now, but forty years ago, I would have gone into the jungle with her at the drop of a Che Guevara beret to fight the counterrevolutionary forces. Her big bug eyes, they’re always moving left, right and sideways, this means she is always thinking, always on the go. We need revolution in America and she is the one to do it.”