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Psychologists: ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ Could Be Renamed ‘Brexit Syndrome’

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Psychologists at the Institute of Psychology and Psychiatry in Zurich, Switzerland are thinking of renaming Stockholm syndrome as Brexit syndrome.

“Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors as a survival strategy during captivity. It is the same syndrome we are seeing some British people who are called Remainers adopting with their EU captors. It was a toss up between Battered Wife syndrome and Stockholm syndrome, and we chose the latter as a valid description of the UK population,” Professor Ernst Mueller, revealed in his latest diagnostic paper.

One could even conclude that many British people are masochists and enjoy being punished daily by an overbearing soviet superstate.

“It is certainly in the British nature to obey without question and to be ruled over by a bullying master. It happened with the Romans, Normans, and even the Vikings had a good go at it. There is always an element of any population who are subservient slaves, and that’s what these Remainers are. They do not want freedom, democracy or sovereignty and abhor these things, to them freedom is misery because it entails making their own decisions. They would much rather betray their own nation than embrace freedom or sovereignty.”

The  term ‘Stockholm syndrome’ was first used by the media in 1973 when four hostages were taken during a bank robbery in Stockholm, Sweden. The hostages defended their captors after being released and would not agree to testify in court against them.

Stockholm syndrome is paradoxical because the sympathetic sentiments that captives feel towards their captors are the opposite of the fear and disdain which an onlooker might feel towards the captors.

Remainers could also be compared to a prisoner who has become institutionalised. This is one of the saddest syndromes as it relates to prisoners who have been in jail so long they cannot function in the real world any more and have to go back to prison even though their sentence may be over. Institutionalisation also occurs with soldiers in the army, as they are so used to being told what to do all the time, when they leave the army they cannot cope with life, and have to go back.

In all of these circumstances and syndromes, we must contend with a level of brainwashing that is present, and this is certainly true of Remainers in Britain today. Many of these sad people have been indoctrinated in EU propaganda from infancy and are now automatons owned lock, stock and barrel by the EU controllers.

The other variable is monetary, and the EU has many operatives on the payroll working in the British parliament who do not care one iota about their own nation but only about the money. These Remainer operatives would happily sell their children to laboratories for scientific experiments without a bat of the eyelid for money. If they can do that, why would they care about democracy or the sovereign status of the UK?

“We will adjust the term Stockholm syndrome within the medical dictionary and utilise the term ‘Brexit syndrome’ from now on. It is time the condition was updated,” the professor added.

The prison door is open yet the prisoners refuse to leave or accept freedom.

March 29 2019: Brits Celebrate Brexit Independence Day Across the Nation

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Across England and Wales street parties were organised for today, as the bunting fluttered in the gentle spring wind, there were excited cheers as the children were allowed a day off school on this special day of March 29, 2019.

The Royal family were also on display as they held an impromptu appearance on the Buckingham palace veranda much to the delight of the waiting crowds all cheering ‘God Save the Queen’. The flypast of Spitfires was duly appreciated by the cheering crowds.

Prime Minister, Theresa May was solidly vindicated from her previous indiscretions and mistakes by eventually seeing the light that the only real way out of the EU who had treated Britain despicably during the so-called negotiations, was to leave with a Clean Brexit.

Tonight, there will be firework displays across the country, and a massive display has been arranged around the London Eye. Revellers will also be given free drinks, compliments of the British government who will be keeping the £39 billion they would have otherwise thrown away into the budget black hole of the EU.

On the other side of the fence, many Remoaners who are still angry that their beloved soviet super-state, the EU, was rejected by the people, were paraded in front of the crowds through Trafalgar square on a convoy of trucks where they will be taken to Dover and shipped to Romania.

President Trump was immediately on the phone to Downing Street and offered Britain lucrative deals worth trillions of pounds, and many other countries were jostling for their place to trade with the UK. Britain stands to make a whopping £180 billion within the first two years of sovereign independence from the EU prison it has languished in for over forty years.

Fishermen across the country took to the sea to fish in grounds which were previously prohibited despite being in British waters. They were flanked by the Royal navy who protected them from the angry French fishermen who threatened violence. For years, UK fishermen have had to deal with EU quotas where the French and other EU fishermen effectively steal British fish. This will not happen again.

Construction has already begun on thirty new NHS hospitals across the country, and schools have seen immediate budget increases.

Once again Britain can make its own laws, and enjoy true parliamentary sovereignty. Businesses also cheered as British independence has opened up trade in the globe, which was once restricted by EU regulations.

Here is to a great future for a Great Britain. Huzzah!

Death of the Internet: How Article 13 Will Affect You

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EU directive Article 13 which passed into law yesterday will have many consequences for users of the internet.

Social media companies and internet hubs which utilise the content of uploaders will now be liable for copyright, and will be prosecuted if found to post anything that contravenes EU law. They will thus do everything in their power to screen posts before publishing them on their platforms creating massive backlogs of material that could take days and weeks to go up online. There will not be any instantaneous posts anymore.

This means 98% of YouTube’s content will be liable for copyright as it stands today. We are talking about gaming videos, product videos, and any video that uses footage from a third party source which is about 98% of YouTube content.

Sites like Pinterest which invite users to post pictures will be deemed illegal. Instagram where users upload images will be deemed illegal. Much of Facebook user content will be deemed illegal under the EU directive. Gaming platform Twitch which streams games will be deemed as illegal. Much of Reddit will be deemed illegal, Google/Yahoo/Bing news will be deemed illegal unless it pays every news source, Google images will be deemed illegal, etc, etc.

Those who make money through making videos streaming games will see their revenue drop to zero on YouTube and gaming social networks. These people are essentially playing and streaming copyrighted games without much transformative effort to deem it as original or unique.

There will be an increase in copyright abuse by copyright trolls who will utilise the EU directive to shut down content they do not agree with. This will also be used as a political tool to shut down the voices of millions of people on the internet who may have opposing views to whichever regime or political doctrine is in power at any time.

The other EU directive, Article 11, which is dubbed the ‘link tax’ will also punish internet users for linking to news sites or quoting articles.

In essence, what the new EU directives will do is kill off much of the creativity on the internet today. Creativity is an essential conduit for humanity’s movement forward as a species, but if we are not allowed to be creative anymore, many ideas are lost, many new ways of thinking are lost, art and science is lost. The EU and its soviet superstate wishes to subdue human creativity and to stop the sharing of creative ideas for a good reason, they see this as a threat to their existence and do not wish the people to think lofty or high thoughts.

The EU is thus pushing to control human thought by limiting what they can say and do, to subvert entrepreneurism, to subvert the proliferation of new creative products, and to ultimately silence any political thought that any particular user on the internet may have.

This dystopian EU nightmare is one that George Orwell, if he were alive today, would have nodded his head and understood. It is what the Ministry of Truth would have observed, and the world of 1984 where the dictionary shrinks every year, and people are taken away for Thoughtcrimes.

Your Thoughtcrime will now be controlled by copyright. As a tool to control thought and to police the internet the EU has come up with a very effective punishment and they will use the social media companies to exercise their Stasi Soviet censorious policies.

Already we are seeing much of the internet being ruined by internet monopolies, but it’s going to get a lot worse, because the other big kid in town, the EU wants to fuck you into non-existence and keep only the big mega companies and media conglomerates, you and your voice are not needed anymore, and they will not mourn you, because to them you are just another crushed insignificant cockroach.

Grand Tour Special: Clarkson to Drive Maserati With Speedometer Limited by EU Speed Directive

Jeremy Clarkson, how much do you love the EU now? Imagine driving one of your supercars forced to have EU speedometers that limit the speed?

There will be no more 120 MPH overtaking manoeuvres in your Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder passing the Hamster in his vomit coloured Nissan Micra.

Taking the fun out of driving

The EU will now control every manufacturers speed controllers, and will be ordered to fit speed limiters in all vehicles. Other nanny state technologies that would be required include systems to determine whether a driver is distracted or drowsy, automatic emergency braking, lane-keep assist, backup cameras and an improved event data recorder to track your every move and store information from before a crash.

Forget about seeing the trio speeding around European roads anymore, they will now be forced to keep well within the speed the cars will allow them to travel.

Why ‘Feudal Lord’ MPs Are Rejecting Democracy

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One thing you must know about most MPs in parliament — they detest the people. This is showing more today than ever with hundreds of MPs trying to quash Brexit, a process that was voted by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016.

Feudalism was the de facto ruling style in the Middle Ages, and it seems to have come back now in 2019.

The other reason that many MPs are trying to thwart Brexit is because many are corrupt individuals receiving monetary gain from the EU. Many in parliament are merely posing as British MPs when in truth their full allegiance lies in Brussels. Also, many will be promised lucrative positions in the EU after they leave as British MPs and have completed their job of stopping Brexit.

These treacherous scum are thus not only on the take, but decry democracy. They want Britain to be swallowed up by the EU superstate and lose its place in the globe, they want to adopt the EU soviet doctrine within the UK and to completely remove democracy from the equation. It’s simply easier and more profitable for them to be under the rule of a totalitarian regime like the EU where unelected officials dictate everything to countries which have effectively surrendered without a single fight.

If it was up to us, these MPs would be marked, and de-selected from office never to walk the halls of Westminster again, unfortunately there is not enough of a coordinated effort within the UK to do so.

Instead, these piss swilling spineless cowards will continue their destructive work to completely eviscerate Britain’s democracy and they will go unchecked, and free into the night, welcomed by their EU masters, and given their unlimited expense account prize jobs in some weary tower somewhere in Brussels or Strasbourg.

In the name of democracy, justice and sovereignty may you all rot in your avarice and treachery.

Politics is About Strategically Limiting Choice

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What we have seen in the last day or so in the Brexit imbroglio is a capitulation by staunch eurosceptic Tory MPs with regards to the flawed Theresa May Brexit deal.

Jacob Rees Mogg and his coterie of ERG members including Boris Johnson are now backing the backstop deal of Theresa May, twice rejected in parliament votes.

Limit choice

There is some intelligence in the way May, through her advisory panel have acted within the last few weeks, and this steering of votes has been due to the calculated illusion of a loss of control. What the PM has done is to allow the premise of Brexit to be threatened completely by taking No Deal off the table, an act which goes against legal avenues, and is contradictory to what is stated in the Conservative manifesto.

Here was May bleating day after day for years that “No Deal was better than a Bad Deal” only to renege on her promise to voters at the last moment and put a free vote to parliament so that a House of Commons that is 95% Remain can vote No Deal down.

By eking out the Brexit process, May has allowed MPs to try to subvert the EU Referendum result, and she has actively encouraged an element of chaos by feigning weakness in her leadership. By all means May is not weak, her steely character is devoid of emotion and robotically carries out her daily operations. This is a person who cannot relate to other humans in the traditional sense but only through intricate levels of manipulation in order to get her way.

Through the perceived element of chaos, where everything seems to have lost control, one can steer MPs and voters in any election towards a certain goal. Putting artificial time limits on processes also helps to create a level of urgency.

Therefore, you create the problem, take out strategically all other positive avenues, add in sudden negative avenues with free MP votes, amendments, sweeten up your marks with a Chequers meal, et voila, from chaos one brings order.

Parliamentarians like to think they’re clever but like civilian sheep they have to be rounded up too into their pens. Bribes, promises, chaos, whatever, it all comes down to, greed or fear, the carrot or the stick these chumps are manipulated and steered as much as anyone else.

Ultimately, at the top of the hierarchy, the EU are now laughing all the way to the bank and will be salivating at the £39 billion they will receive soon. Britain has shown itself to be a nation housed by treacherous MPs intent on betraying their own nation and people and a parliament that is devoid of democracy. Britain never won World War I, or World War II, those were mere battles because the war was won by the EU in the end, headed by Germany of course, and they did not have to fire a single shot to win it.

Revenge of the Don – Coming to a Democrat Soon

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You ever seen the Don angry, or vengeful? His colour changes from a hue of orange to blood red, steam can be seen exiting from his ears, his nostrils flex like a bull’s and he brings forth a vengeance many rarely witness in their lifetime.

“You don’t fuck with the Don. He makes people go away, like vamoos, gone!” a former construction partner revealed.

The Don has been very polite during this witch hunt upon his amazing election victory in 2016. He has been very calm and just let it play out, because he knew he was innocent, and these shisters, these miscreants were just butt hurt socialist pseudo-commie scum.

Time is up now though, and the gloves are off. The Don, who has been put through the dumpster with these Russian collusion allegations is going to clean house, to purge the treasonous swine who dared to challenge a legitimate election result.

“They made up stories, they censored media that was calling them out, they are the ones in the wrong, they are the fake news peddlers, and I got news for you folks, we know who you are, we know what you said, we know where you live, and we are coming to get you!” a defiant Trump told a rally audience in Kentucky today.

There will be no respite, and there will be no kid gloves, this time, business is business. It’s clean up time, they’ll be whacked silently, in their beds, in their offices, in the supermarket, wherever.

Time for the purge to begin.

Useless $25.2 Million Mueller Report Cost to US Taxpayer Applauded by Democrats

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The socialist witch hunt utilising unfounded conspiracy claims on the president with the Mueller report has been applauded by the Democrat party as a successful waste of money.

Speaking from Congress, Democrat congressional member, Alina Rajanthani stated emphatically that it was all worth it.

“We are very happy that US taxpayers had to pay $25.2 million to conduct a massive witch hunt on President Trump by the Robert Mueller report just because we were butt hurt after losing the election. The fact that Hillary Clinton lost the election because she conducted an atrocious campaign during the election is not the point, the point is, as your democrat representatives it is our right as socialists to spend as much taxpayer money on unfounded fake news rumours spread by our operatives just because we lost an election. We shall pursue to be as coercive and wasteful as possible if you elect one of our 300 candidates standing in the 2020 election. Fuck Trump and all white people are evil pieces of shit and we need more censorship of any media other than left wing. Thank you!”

Meanwhile, many witnessed a putrefying sun dried raisin freaking out in Congress on Monday as usual, Maxine Waters, was seen banging her head against a desk as she shouted expletives and racist chants before being stretchered off into a backroom with a plastic bag over her head.

Calculating Theresa May Plans to Win Over MPs By Crying

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In a final ditch bid to win over MPs to back her terrible Brexit deal for the third time, Theresa May plans on utilising a technique women have used for thousands of years — crying.

Psychologist, Ian Barner, explains the technique in full and how it is used the world over to sway opinion.

“Women are always right according to their outlook, but they’re even more right when they cry. This technique utilised by females is learned from childhood, and carries on until adulthood so that women get what they want at all times. All it takes is the waterworks to get going, and any man or woman in the vicinity immediately believes every word the crying woman says and empathises with them. It takes a pretty cold heart not to. The only problem for the PM will be the actual act of crying and how she will bring on the tears. Her character as many know, is one of no character or emotion, plus she has probably not cried in her whole lifetime, unlike most normal women. Her current advisers will thus be training her to cry through the use of strategically placed onions near her eyes, and compel her to think of the saddest moment in her life during the process.”

When May cries, she will most probably commit the act during a parliamentary session to create the biggest effect of sympathy. If she can cry just before the third vote, and look sincere about it, she may garner more support and votes from swaying MPs.

Labour MP Rupert Mandingson, for Huxbridge constituency, has said he would vote for her deal if she cries in the House of Commons prior to the third vote.

“I am a socialist at heart so if I see crying, I immediately switch into caring mode. My wife recently told me she had an affair with a Brexiteer and is now pregnant with twins, at first I was very angry, but after she cried, I agreed for her boyfriend to move in and for me to fund everything. Women’s tears can make anything possible.”

New Tarantino Film Featuring Charles Manson Inspired By Ocasio-Cortez

The ninth film from genius director, Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, is set to be a real corker.

Tarantino explained in an interview recently about how daily life, and regular TV inspired him to write the new script.

“What makes me sit down to start writing is a genre that I’m interested in tackling. I was watching CNN – Boom! I see these crazy fucking eyes staring at me, and I immediately went to this book about the Tate murders. This fucking chick blabbing about a Green Deal or something, Ocasio-Cortez, she had the same look man, Charlie Manson, I could’ve swallowed a Royale with cheese right there and then, but go slow on the fuckin’ mayo! Once I started researching, I exploded the borders of the genre. DiCaprio, he’s my new Keitel. You know cultural points of fucking reference man – slap in some vintage cars, some nostalgia, some references to popular shit that went on back in the day when Hollywood was oozing with creativity, but I gotta mix it in with drugs, sick violence, and cheesy music that’ll come out in a box set in a few years in a bargain bucket. So even though it is a movie about the 60s Hollywood scene, it’s a lot more. But that’s my process. The film has multiple storylines, a mosaic of characters, some who meet each other, some who never meet, or some who meet in a different dimension. I don’t think it ever derails the train, it just makes the train ride a little more fun. I pride myself, when it comes to tone, on being able to turn on a dime. I can create a suspenseful thing, then break it with a joke, maybe add in some gratuitous violence, then top it off with the hero walking into the sunset along to surf guitar music. Then one more line and you’re back on a suspense tip! Fin! Credits roll with my special font I chose after many hours!”