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Mi Notebook Pro 15 (2020) Released

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Mi Notebook Pro 15 (2020) has been released in China. The Mi Notebook Pro 15 (2020) is powered by the 10th generation Intel Core Processor.

It is also powered by Nvidia GeForce MX350 GPU. The Mi laptop has two configurations, 60WHr battery, and twon2.5W speakers.

Also, the slim laptop has a 15-inch screen that can be found in both configurations. It has a number of pots despite the fact that it is a slim laptop.

Price

The two configurations of Mi Notebook Pro 15 (2020) are;-

  • Intel 10th gen Core i5/8GB RAM/512GB storage
  • Intel 10th gen Core i7 16GB RAM/1TB storage

The Intel 10th gen Core i5 which is compatible with online slots for real money, and is priced at CNY5999 and the Intel 10th gen Core i7 is priced at CNY6999.

Both the laptops come in silver, and they are available at major retail outlets in China.

Specifications

It has a pre-installed Windows 10, it also supports a 15-inch full HD display with 81,5 percent screen to body ratio. The laptop has up to 16 GB RAM and up to 1 TB SSD storage.

This machine does not disappoint when it comes to connectivity, it has dual band Wi-Fi 6. It also comes with Bluetooth v5.0, it has USB two Type-A pots, an HDMI port, two Type c ports, an SD card slot as well as a 3.5 mm headphone. If you are a fan of audio then this is your type of laptop, this laptop has two 2.5W speakers with Dolby Audio Premium.

In terms of dimensions, the laptop measures 243.6X360.7X16.9 mm and it weighs 2 kg. It is perfect if you do not like carrying heavy things around.

The Mi Notebook Pro 15 (2020) is a perfect laptop for those doing business. It is also perfect for students and for gamblers as well, you will enjoy real money online casinos USA games that comes in HD on this laptop.

Big Tech : War With China Could See Core Profits Slashed

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At the moment, the core business revenue stream for Big Tech monopoly companies like (FAGT) Facebook, Amazon, Google, Twitter, is selling the user data of Western users to China. Advertising revenue is only a minor income stream, but advertising is also tied in with selling user data to China in a lesser capacity.

You may wonder why Big Tech companies are censoring so much pro-American,  conservative,  anti-communist, anti-China stuff? They’re just protecting their major client, and ideological partner China, so don’t take it too personally.

The problem for these companies who have been selling harvested user data to America’s enemies for so long is that if war is declared soon, their treasonous operations may come under scrutiny from the U.S. military.

Under war conditions, the operations of these tech companies that profit off mass user data sales would be halted by the military, and many of the Big Tech staff involved in treason arrested.

Already, China is flexing its military might in the South China Sea, and is planning major assaults on Taiwan, and their avowed enemy, Japan. Once they sweep through the nearby island nations they will descend on Australia and New Zealand.

China has acquired such a surplus of user data from all Western nations thanks to the Big Tech companies, that it has formulated intricate plans to attack the West in the most clinical, effective manner, utilising each nation’s weak points, much like pressure points on a human body.

The Wuhan Virus and its economic effects have already damaged the West, and this was the first wave of Chinese attack. The Chinese communists, through the sale of data know the weaknesses of each nation in the West, and this is how they are utilising the racial disparity of America in a clinical, well planned operation, manipulating the young Marxist movement of the BLM, and ANTIFA, to start a mini Maoist Cultural Revolution to further destabilise America and the current government, ideologically, economically and culturally.

Once America is destabilised to a point of collapse, then China will walk in, and be greeted by the revolutionary American communists, the BLM, ANTIFA, as well as the Obamamites…unless…these treasonous anti-American elements are neutralised before they do more damage from within.

Black Lives Matter Demand Erasure of Ancient Egyptian, Greek and Roman History

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Ancient civilisations like Egyptian, Roman and Greek are next on the list of erasures by Black Lives Matter because they used slaves.

Speaking at the London, BLM protest today, activist Joanna Melchum, said:

“We demand the modern Italians demolish the Colosseum and the Egyptians demolish the pyramids, and the Greeks demolish the Parthenon. These are all symbols of slavery of black people who built those monuments, because in ancient times, negro slaves were looked upon as cattle. We also demand that all history books depicting these slave cultures be destroyed and schools taught about African civilisations instead.”

Sphinx and the Great pyramid Black Lives Matter
Sphinx and the Great pyramid in Egypt, Giza

To great cheers from the assembled protesters, many shouted that the word for black in the Latin language is racist, and that Latin should be banned.

“We need to teach children and students about the amazing achievements of African civilisations and inventions throughout history, and not the white slave owning cultures like Ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt.

The Black Lives Matter protesters descended on Central London today, but to their disappointment could not desecrate any more historical statues due to the large police presence.

There are as yet no plans to demolish the pyramids, Colosseum or Parthenon from the respective governments in Italy, Greece and Egypt.

J.K. Rowling Has Been Sent to Re-Education Camp Transwarts

Betrayed and reported by her own creations including Harry Potter, Hermione and the ginger one, there were no goodbyes, as the Ministry of Transgender Wizards sent Rowling to Camp Transwarts indefinitely until she can spout the same shit the others have learned to spout.

Camp Transwarts is a prison re-education camp that Pol Pot would be proud of, where prisoners are brainwashed into believing the soviet style mantras they are forced to repeat in unison day after day.

“Repeat after me, this is a woman (pointing to a picture of a person with a large Adam’s Apple, vast square cheekbones, a moustache, large breasts, and a huge penis replete with a hairy scrotum)…and this is a man (pointing to a picture of a person with huge hips, a moustache, large breasts and a menstruating vagina with a fake penis dangling over it).”

Unfortunately for Rowling, no magic or spells are allowed in the re-education camp, because they could be used to escape, or even worse, misgender someone.

To date, no one has ever managed to escape Camp Transwarts, but one prisoner got as far as the Forbidden Trannie Forest, where they were later found with no cock or balls and a look of abject fright etched all over their face.

Something to do with the Foggarts, a strange shapeshifting sort of creature non-being that takes on the form of its intended victim’s worst fear.

Gone With the Wind – The Bollocks of the English and European Americans

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It seems the WW2 spirit died a long time ago, along with the bollocks of European Americans and the English.

Cowardice comes in many forms, and to see whole cities, and pieces of history destroyed, amidst a heritage to be proud of desecrated, is shameful to say the least.

There is a deep silence, and fearful whimpers as people in their own country are now too afraid to even utter a sound of defiance, not even a little sound, nothing, just silence.

Bringing that quote out about evil being allowed to happen when good men are silent, is a possibility, but would it achieve anything?

There was one momentary sight of English balls at the statue of Robert Baden-Powell, the founder of the scout movement. That was it though, there was only silence otherwise.

The cold hard fact is, if you don’t care what happens to your own heritage and history, no one else will either, and the fucking feral animal savages will eventually overrun you.

What about Boris? Did he do something? No! If he models himself on Churchill, he seems to have missed a lot. Boris has so far been a big lefty softy, pandering to the socialists at every turn. He seems even softer than Cameron, and that’s saying something. Would Thatcher have done something? Most certainly, and there would not be an ounce of remorse for flattening the domestic terrorists with live ammunition.

What about Trump? Impotence comes to mind. He has effectively been neutered, and relegated himself to being censored by Twitter. He says he’s going to do this, do that? Bullshit! Trump has not achieved anything since he came to power, and people laugh at him now as they trash his cities, and shit on historical statues, looting all the stores as they go along. Some drug dealer has taken over half of Seattle, and Trump is sitting there on his fat ass typing on his iPhone on Twitter. You’re a coward…an impotent shameful balless coward.

Fuck it…let it all burn..

Let the whole shit hole go up in flames, get your kicks now because none of it matters any more, the emasculated impotent so-called leaders do not care. Fuck them, burn it all down. Get with the Dionysian spirit of Jim on that one…

 

Isn’t it ironic though, the only other thing that is fighting back at the moronic savages is a toppled statue which fell full force onto the head of some poor bastard who was having fun watching the desecration, lobotomizing him. Bronze statues of dead soldiers do sometimes fight back, and this one surely dented the receiver’s head giving him some permanent brain damage, although one could also argue, the fucker didn’t have a brain in the first place, but that’s another story.

British History Matters

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Good or bad, all history matters, as does the illustrious history of Britain. British History Matters.

Erasing history is the antithesis of er…history….because history happened whether you like it or not.

Without history, man cannot see his folly, or learn from his mistakes.

By erasing history, man is condemned to repeating his mistakes ad infinitum.

Burning books, and erasing history, is a pursuit followed by fascists, communists and other extreme totalitarian regimes like ISIS, and the Taliban.

 

British history is one of the richest in the world, and should be preserved, cherished, whether your view is favourable or not.

History is a lesson in humankind and the winding road of progress.

People who seek to erase history or culture are ignorant fools, who need to get an education that may enlighten their closed off, blinkered minds that have a very limited world view.

Your model of the world is coloured by knowledge and wisdom, not by a cancel culture of censorship limiting intellectual knowledge, destroying culture and art.

Never be ashamed of your ancestry, or believe the communists and fascists that tell you that you should be ashamed of your past, or atone for your ancestors in any way.

One day, hopefully extremist totalitarian, authoritarian political ideologies like communism and fascism can be removed from human society because they only create hatred/war/chaos/censorship and death. This is the one thing that needs to be cancelled, deleted and removed — not history — not statues — not art — not comedy!

Think Tank: African Nations Like Ghana Appealing to African Americans to Return

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In the last few months, and intermittently for centuries, people of African descent have shown their unhappiness of living amongst people of European descent. This unhappiness usually culminated in many series of riots and looting as well as mass civil disorder.

The ‘Serenity For All’ think tank located in Geneva, Switzerland postulates that those of African descent who are so unhappy living in the West, could go somewhere where they can exist without the white people they hate so much.

Masai children
KENYA, MASAI MARA

“It only stands to reason and logic, if you see yourself as incompatible with Western democratic, free, civilisation, society and culture, it would be in the best interests of African descent people who detest white people so much, to go and live in another place.

It was clear something had awoken in me and ignited in me and I have to come back. My ancestors are telling me; I have to come back,” she told Al Jazeera.

And so in 2017, she left Los Angeles, California and moved permanently to Accra, Ghana’s capital with her three young children.

On her first visit, she was known as Khalia Bennett. But she says her trip was so transformative, she “dropped her slave name” and legally changed her name “to complete my story.”

She took on Afia, the Asante traditional name given to girls born on Fridays, and took her new last name from a descendant of Yaa Asantewaa, a 19th-century queen in the Asante kingdom, who led a revolt against British colonialists. SOURCE

“Western nations could actually fund the return of these people who are bothered so much by Western ideals to go and live in Africa. After all, their descendants came from Africa, sold by African chieftains, and over there they would be happier simply because there would not be many white people to agitate them.

Aketa Camp / Village, Uganda, Africa
Aketa Camp / Village in Eastern Uganda – The Pearl of Africa

“African countries like Nigeria, Ghana, Congo, Uganda, Kenya, South Africa, Somalia and Malawi would seriously appreciate the input of African Americans who are disillusioned and incompatible to the Western ideals. Some parts of Africa even have Marxist leaning governments where the BLM agitators and rioters could all be happy.

“The African continent is still a vast untapped economy, with room for huge technological, and industrial improvement, and no doubt, some black people who have been educated to a relative standard in the West can return and be a part of the huge economic opportunities for development.

african school

Ghana, is in fact appealing to African Americans to come to the country and escape the Western nations that they detest.

“Moving blacks from American cities like Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago and New Orleans to Africa would be a huge task in itself, involving thousands of aircraft, and ships but it would be worth it in the long run, as the African Americans would be happy in their homeland and would not be agitated any more by Western civilisation or the sight of white people or culture that they hate so much.

“The other options are living in communist China, or North Korea if they hate democracy, and freedom of speech so much.”

Marxist BLM Bolsheviks Successfully Ruin Comedy

The DS knew something was brewing some time in late May with all the BLM riots and increased levels of censorship on the social media forums, but we never foresaw the deletion of some classic British comedy from streaming services like Netflix and the BBC as a solution to anything.

to tweet or not to tweet
Censored!

As great shows like the wonderfully acted and unique The League of Gentlemen, with the sheer comedic genius of Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss, Jeremy Dyson were erased by the humourless Bolsheviks, as well as Little Britain, Ali G, Bo Selecta, Harry Enfield, and The Mighty Boosh, we thought to ourselves that it’s not just comedy that has been hit hard, but the actual tenets of democracy, freedom of speech, art and expression.

The illiterate pieces of detritus, ignorant American Marxist brainwashed puritanical commie bastards who do not have an ounce of humour in their humourless black souls are the actual ones who should be deleted, but instead, they are celebrated and listened to by the virtue signalling corporations, and mainstream media. This is something that is very sinister, and inherently evil, because it reveals that there has been mass infiltration of soviet Chinese Communist Maoist totalitarian ideology into these controlling elements.

The ironic part of all of the mass deletion of these comedy shows is that many of the comedians and their work affected are avowed socialists, who have been directly hit by their own soviet censorship boards, thus eviscerating their royalty cheques in one fell swoop.

Whatever happened to freedom of choice? Does it not exist in a universe where puritanical humourless cunts dictate what you can and can’t watch or read?

This really is a major decline in Western civilisation, democracy which hold the tenets of freedom of expression, art, and liberty of choice.

If you don’t like something, switch over, or don’t watch it — you filthy communist cunt!. Are you such a frail piece of brainwashed shit that you can’t simply watch something else, and have to ruin it for millions of people who do watch it? The ignorant, humourless illiterate American BLM mob who do not understand British comedy, should not be meddling with something they do not, and will never understand.

What would Pop say about all of this? This is not just about nine Maverick bars but something way more serious!!!!

Update 12/6/20: The iconic ‘Don’t Mention the War’ Fawlty Towers episode has been erased by the BLM censors!

Whilst America Distracted Iran Nuclear Program Racing Ahead

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It doesn’t get better than this for the Iranians, because Americans have got their heads up their asses with useless distractions, whilst the Iranians are racing ahead with their nuclear missile program.

Enriching the highest grade uranium is not an easy task, but those centrifuges are working overtime.

The task of course for the Iranians is to build nuclear missiles right under the noses of the American ‘Shaytan’ and the Israelis.

Coronavirus may be decimating large swathes of Iranian civilians and workers, however this is a small price to pay by the Mullahs for the grandest prize of all, a fully functioning nuclear missile with a solid range that can hit Tel Aviv.

The Americans do have their patrol ships near the Strait of Hormuz, but one day the sailors may all be on deck sunbathing and see a few rockets being launched from the Iranian mainland, oh shit, what then?

Time waits for no one, and every minute counts as the Iranian nuclear missile program continues on delightfully and the global policemen sleep, distracted by their impossible dreams of finally fixing racial inequality etc…etc..