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Cardi B Loses Cardigan in Knitting Accident

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It has been reported that a celebrity called Cardi B, who not many people have heard of, has lost her cardigan in a freak knitting accident.

According to showbiz outlets, the so-called star was knitting another G-string for her new autotune performance in front of screaming 10-year-old girls, when she accidentally made a cardigan before losing it later on in the day.

“My leetle brain it cannot comprehend. I knit this and that and lose it, I wanted a G-string for my porno show but instead I knit a cardigan for my poodle. I do not know what a cardigan is, I had to look it up in a dictionary, plus I cannot read or write but my maid tell me the words,” a distraught Cardi B was quoted as saying.

The current celebrity world is completely up in arms about this recent setback, and many are thankfully thinking of suicide as an option.

The drama was reported in all showbiz celebrity news sources and has now gone viral amongst the brain-dead.

Curiously enough, no one knows if the reports are true and many don’t fucking care.

If anyone knows who Cardi B is, or was, please keep it to yourself and do not spread it all over some inconsequential social network.

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Why Online Casinos Get Closed: Four Reasons

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For various reasons, having an online casino is a risky business. However, while some platforms are profitable, others go bankrupt. Practice shows that even popular online casinos visited by thousands of players every day are not secured from bankruptcy. Here are four possible reasons why even the most successful business can fail.

1) Bankruptcy

The successful operation of the real money online casino requires top-level skills from developers. This is often the work of a whole team of professionals, engaged in their own directions. In order to withstand competition from other operators, you need to constantly develop your site, lure potential customers with bonuses and loyalty programs. Also, you need to take timely measures against black PR, when competitors leave negative reviews about your casino on forums, give a minimum rating, etc.

Advertising of a virtual gambling establishment plays a special role in preventing bankruptcy. Even a great project can fail if it doesn’t have proper advertising promotion. In this case, a wide range of players will simply not be aware of your existence.

2) Corporate merge

Large, well-known corporations are buying smaller operators and thereby eliminate their competitors. At the same time, online casinos often stop to exist, and active customers are provided with good deposit bonuses and transferred to another casino. If two virtual casinos are merged, a new gambling project is launched based on the two existing ones. So, ordinary users won’t experience any troubles. Perhaps casino conditions will even improve.

3) Rebranding

This process means that the online casino changes its design, as well as offers other games, a different bonus system, etc. Rebranding is a good tool for game operators to start from scratch. Perhaps, this is also a good way to avoid responsibility for their previous fraudulent actions. Therefore, visitors of such casinos should know the reason for such a rebranding. You can usually get official information about this by contacting the casino support service.

4) Fraudulent activities

Thanks to the work of the authorities that control and issue licenses to virtual casinos, the number of fraudulent sites has become much less than before. In addition, in many countries, gambling establishments are restricted by law. These factors affect the fact that casinos with a poor reputation are left without potential players, lose money, and close.

Tips for Virtual Casino Players

Register only on trustful websites that have long been known in the field of gambling;

Study the “blacklist” of operators and do not play on these sites;

Pay attention to news on thematic forums, read reviews about the casino;

Do not invest large amounts of funds on deposits of those casinos that delay payments;

Communicate with the support service to clarify all the questions of interest and assess their level of competence.

These recommendations are easy to apply and can really protect casino customers from wasting money. If the online casino closes, and there is still money on your balance, then you should act aggressively and threaten with legal proceedings.

Queen of California Dominates From Cattle Class on Airline

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This is why there is a mass exodus of citizens from California, one only has to watch the video above to see that there is a serious problem in that state, although the problem is also now spreading like wildfire to other states too.

The Queen of California, travelling in coach class as the Americans call it, (Brits refer to it as cattle class) is an irreverent woman with delusions of grandeur exhibiting signs of a mental breakdown, and is an obvious ignorant yet proud racist.

She keeps talking about how black people are the dominant race with dominant genes, and are the original people, however she neglects to mention something called evolution. Without evolution, the technical wonders of science and all literature, art, philosophy, architecture and governing systems would not have taken place. The evolved humans moved out of Africa thousands of years ago and were party to genetic mutations (evolution) whereas Africans stayed behind in their cosy continent and did nothing much.

Whilst the Roman civilisation were building aqueducts, under floor heating and vast palaces of marble with complex political, military and governing systems 2,500 years ago, sub-Saharan Africans were living in mud huts – in the year 2020 – many are still living under the same conditions. The rest of humanity evolved, not only genetically but in technique, and levels of brain mass intelligence, whereas Africa and its people did not of their own fruition.

To listen to this poor deluded woman ranting on with her ill educated mannerisms is an affront to intelligence, education and knowledge. It is only too clear that many African Americans are completely off the scale with illusions of superior grandeur at the moment and are only embarrassing themselves with such displays of so-called ‘dominance’ and overt racism. These people have been misled to believe they are somehow superior Wakanda beings who must now rule over every other race, built up by BLM Marxist ideology, and socialist media propagandists in the pockets of billionaire financiers. If they only knew who was pulling the strings behind the scenes, then they would possibly wake up from their faux ‘woke’ delusions.

African Americans are now simply pawns and stooges in a bigger game than they can never fathom, useful idiots being played by rich white billionaires, Democrat politicians and their deep pockets. Played by Biden and the far left socialist experts behind his campaign. They all probably laugh heartedly as they see the idiots holding up their placards not knowing why they are doing it, but doing it anyway. Dear African American, you are not ‘woke’, you are being played because ‘wokeness’ is now just a commercial ploy for the black dollar, but you can’t see it can you, as you dish out your EBT money to buy those $400 Nike sneakers, which only enriches the white man you hate so much. You’re still in the plantation, but the saddest part is you don’t know it, and think the white socialists are your benefactors, when they’re just using you for votes.

The same goes to black rappers and black artists in the music biz. Sure your intermediary contacts may be black, but follow the money all the way up the tree and see who owns the massive conglomerates that funnel the little bits of cash you will see. Every song you write, every rap you make is ultimately owned by some white guy at the top of the tree, and he is profiting off your every utterance, however anti-white it is. This model, can also be applied to all sports and every business field where black people are employed.

If we fall back onto the trap of genetics once again, and listen to the cranked up sister and her Queen of California ratchet rant, we must also consider the intelligence quotient of much of her brethren. Africans never had any mixing with the Neanderthal genes, therefore they did not make the genetic jump in intelligence levels thousands of years ago that all other races did. This is why there is a vast IQ difference, and unfortunately it is inherently down to genetic differences, as much as sickle cell is, to their supposed ‘dominance’.

We can only wish the Queen of California a safe journey back to her home, where she probably rants to her many cats. She may be deranged, but she’s a proud woman of African origin, the first people who inhabited this earth, but did not evolve like all the others.

Hang on a second, isn’t Meghan Markle the Queen of California? Surely there has been a mistake here…

Former Prince Harry Shows Off His Californian Garden

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One always loves a Sunday stroll in one’s Californian garden, and former Prince Harry is no exception as he was filmed enjoying the splendour of his new mansion yesterday.

“I come out here to my beautiful Californian garden to enjoy nature first hand and get my thoughts together, plus it gets me away from the demands I have to listen to all day long. Over here is a bush of some sorts, it looks very exotic, something that would not be found in England. There are also no grouse or deer to shoot here, but those are long gone days for me,” the former prince sniffed.

Nearby, as the camera pans around the heavy orange haze, there is only the sound of crackling, much like is heard in a fireplace.

“As you can see, the view from here is wonderful, it is a sort of smoky orange colour, haven’t seen the sun in weeks, funnily enough, my hair seems to blend into the orange smoke very well. The other day I was sauntering in the garden and Meghan came out looking for me because she had more demands, but I stood right in front of her in silence, and she walked past. Jolly good camo I say.”

During filming, a large cinder floats down and starts a small fire.

“Pedro, Pedro! Fire! Fire! Aqua! Fasto! Arriba, arriba, andale!”

“Si, señor Harry! I getta water for fire put out!”

“Good man! Look at him toddle off like that.”

 

Gaining Freedom From an Undemocratic Authoritarian EU is NOT Breaking the Law

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We want to make our own laws, and make our own trade deals, and decide for ourselves who we can deport and who to keep in Britain. This should not be a crime, this should not be against the law, but it seems, freedom, democracy and the right to self-determination is a serious affront to the undemocratic EU.

The EU centric ‘Theresa May afterbirth Brexit deal’ is not in line with democracy because it favours rule from the EU Commission a body of unelected bureaucrats who want to impose laws on Britain post Brexit — this is why Boris Johnson needs to tear the damn thing up.

How do you know you are doing the right thing? When the likes of Tony Blair, and John Major start squealing like a bunch of bellicose pigs, you know you’re going in the right direction.

As for the vindictive threat by the EU to halt all trade with Britain, we can do the same with the EU, and stop the wine, champagne, fromage and European cars. Seeing as Britain is by far the largest market for these products, this should leave a vast dent in their pocketbooks for a while. As for British fishing grounds, how about we bring out a few destroyers cruising our British waters?

Another niggling detail Britain must be aware of is the danger from America, as Pelosi and her little commies are threatening any trade deal with the US ever happening and meddling in our business. This is one threat we must watch with keenness because if Trump loses, the Americans will be ruled by a bunch of far left wing commies intent on sticking it up to the Brits, and destroying any chance of a good trade deal as promised by Trump.

British lawmakers and judges need to work extra time now to write our own laws, to break away from the undemocratic EU, who is acting like a deranged bunny boiler.

 

NFL Debuts New American Anthem – Booing!

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People go to an American Football game at the NFL to watch the game, not to get propaganda shoved down their throats. That’s why the divisive nature of the new BLM American Marxist movement is booed at the NFL, American patriots with or without Trump will always be disgusted at being lectured to by the virtue signalling millionaire players and teams.

“Just play the game!” was the mantra from the stands. That’s the crux of the matter, sport should be about pure sports entertainment and not political. Marxist groups like BLM, are not for equality but for black superiority and racism against anyone who is not black.

Before BLM, players were players in the NFL, no one even distinguished if someone was black, white or whatever colour, but Marxism dictates that everyone should be divided by colour and by ancient grievances, in an Oppression Olympics. Socialism and Marxism creates more racism and hatred, and BLM is a group of domestic terrorists who do not define people just as Americans, but singles out everyone in select groups dividing the nation further. One could even go as far as to say that BLM is invigorating racism, and is elementally racist itself because of the way it dehumanizes people with pale skin. To BLM, if you are white, you are deemed immediately as a ‘fascist’, as ‘privileged’ and inherently evil. This is much the same technique Stalin utilised on any group or individual who either looked at him in the wrong way, or was not a staunch communist who followed every rule by the book.

Naturally, the booing at the NFL game caused outrage amongst the socialist American media groups, as it triggered them to mass debates on their biased channels. It seems, the socialist American media is blinded so much by their own propaganda and Marxism, they cannot see the futility of their own revolutionary Soviet cause.

American Patriots, stand up and boo at these Soviet propagandists, stand and spit at the vile divisive, racist virtue signalling NFL players. Their cause is not about equality or union, it is about division, hatred and superiority of their view point over yours.

As NFL viewers dwindle, and only a handful of people man the stands, it is time Americans vote with their feet, and if the NFL and other sports continue their political stance over sport, to leave, and never come back.

Do not honour these former sports venues with your presence, do not buy the merchandise any more, do not support the virtue signalling teams or players with your hard-earned cash. Let them continue with their Soviet propaganda in empty stadiums if they so wish, until one day, maybe they may get the message that their authoritarian, totalitarian efforts are fruitless.

WW3: Is China Preparing for War Rapid Stockpiling Raw Materials?

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The Communist Chinese war machine is taking shape preparing for war as the sabre rattling continues in the South China Sea. Masses of raw materials and commodities are being stockpiled by the expansionist Chinese communist regime with great urgency as Japan and India join a pact with each other in preparation of the coming war.

Russian and Chinese hackers have been attacking both the Biden and Trump campaigns, and numerous Chinese agents stealing military information from University research facilities have eluded arrest from the FBI. Chinese operatives have been stealing American technical secrets to the Chinese military for years under the auspices of Obama, but it is only now that the US authorities are cracking down.

Xi Jinping 2035 Manifesto

“No country or individual can stop the historical pace of the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation,” Xi Jinping, Supreme Soviet Communist, states repeatedly.

Tensions have also risen in Taiwan due to Chinese aggression, and it is this geographical point that will be the first port of call for Chinese generals. Taiwan would be declared a Chinese victory in less than a week, from there the CCP would eye Australia and New Zealand because of its oil resources and strategic value in global hegemony. Once Australasia is conquered, China is planning on the bigger tasks of India and Japan, which will be fought on two fronts simultaneously possibly utilising low yield nuclear armaments to neutralise strategic military targets as well as neutralising satellites from space.

It is a certainty that China is allied militarily with Russia, and this is why any sudden moves can be very dangerous for NATO and Western allies during the coming conflict.

One has to understand that as certain finite global resources are being depleted, there has to be at some point a push by one territorial nation to gain the last remaining resources as a point of survival, and that nation is China, a land mass with a population of over 1.4 billion people growing daily. Unfortunately, the Wuhan virus did not spread across most of China, and made minimal impact on their population. Instead, the Chinese spread the virus around the globe as a little taster of what is to come. Who is to say they are not going to shy from releasing more deadly pathogens into Europe and America?

The global Covid-19 pandemic could well be a CCP plan to whittle down other nations economically and cause maximum death before they bring out the big guns to clean up à la Red Dawn.

 

Keeping Up With the Sussexes – Netflix Series Coming in December

As the horrible Keeping Up With the Kardashians series is finally canned, a new horror awakens from the bowels of Netflix – Keeping Up With the Sussexes.

Just as the sun seemed to be shining again and the vile Kardashian slime was seeming to have subsided, there is a newer even worse offering coming to our screens, this time involving freeloaders Harry, Meghan and poor old Archie.

“No doubt the Netflix executives have ordered the Sussexes to bring out the sprog for maximum effect, and are already training the kid to do circus tricks,” one ex-Netflix subscriber said disparagingly.

Selling the Sussex royal title for profit has been easy for Harry and Meghan who want nothing to do with the royal family apart from the title to profit from.

“It has cheapened the Sussex royal title to a brand much like the shister Kardashians. Sussex is now viewed next to any other cheap brand on the telly and no doubt the merchandising will be profitable as well. Meanwhile, back in Blighty, the Windsors can only look on in horror as the royal name is dragged through the dustbin of inequity,” a royal commentator revealed.

Selling banal venal entertainment to Americans is easy because many of them have no standards, however in Europe, things may be different, especially in Britain where some people at least can recognise utter self-serving ‘woke’ bullshit when they see it.

One can only hope the Sussexes have their title removed forthwith, however this seems unlikely as the Queen seems to have gone all soft in her old age. If it was up to the Duke of Edinburgh, Harry and Meghan would have been given the boot with no title, no pay offs and no goodbyes.

Trump to Open Presidential Library of Authors Books Written About How Bad He is

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You have the Clinton presidential library, with hidden compartments to stash naked young women, you have the Obama library where books about climate change and anal rimming techniques are the choice, and you have the George W. Bush library, which only has one book, My Pet Goat. The Donald Trump presidential library is set to stump all of the prior presidents, and their ego stroking book depositories.

Trump is going to open up a whole library of books dedicated solely to authors who have spilled the dirt on the president, backstabbers, former employees with grudges, former White House staff who were fired, and all the rest of the Trump haters who wrote vast volumes of text detailing how bad a person he is.

“I want to put all the tremendous hate into one place, so I can walk in there and revel in all of it. We’re not just talking a dozen books here, in my four years of presidency I think maybe 85,000 books have been written about me and by authors that are so deranged all they can do is hate me. I revel in this, because I affected those people so much, they went and wrote a book about me, good for them. You know, I should get royalties from them all, maybe I might get my new lawyer to look into that. We’re going to see rows and rows of these books in my new shining library, it’s gonna be bigger than Obama’s that’s for sure,” President Donald J. Trump quipped from the White House on Wednesday.

There’s even talk about bringing out an encyclopaedia of Donald Trump Haters, who all seem to have come out of the woodwork only weeks before the election. Hell, even Matt Drudge, who usually has his nose firmly lodged far up a Republican president’s anal passage, is in on the act with daily negative Trump stories aggregated.

“No other president has received such a wall of hate, obstacles, impeachments, false accusations as Trump, and I think it’s because they are really scared he will win a second term. The negative news projects are released with such quantity daily, they now overlap each other publicity wise. We are talking well researched hit pieces, some with actual evidence as opposed to the old ‘anonymous source’ route. I don’t know anyone on this planet that can survive that kind of shit, but the Teflon Don. Sure some stuff sticks a little while longer, like the vet smear project, but all I see is Trump wading through this manure, he’s doing it relatively calmly too, with ease. You gotta hand it to him, and if he wins the Nobel Peace Prize, he will deserve it way more than Obama, who just got his for being black,” a prominent Capitol Hill commentator revealed about the whole fiasco.

Queues Over Two Miles Asylum Seekers Seen Outside Gary Lineker’s House

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When it comes to virtue signalling champagne socialist celebrities, some would mention the name of BBC darling, Gary Lineker, who seems to be so far left with his politics that he might as well be preaching from a Siberian Gulag.

Much like other socialist luvvies, Lineker wants to stand up and be counted, and where Lily Allen failed, he is announcing to all the newspapers that he wants to take in an economic migrant into his massive £4 million mansion in leafy posh, Barnes, London.

“You can’t buy a shed here for less than a million, but with my exorbitant BBC salary for working four times a month, I can afford a grand mansion worth quite a lot of money. Thank you, BBC licence taxpayers, if it were not for your stupidity in paying my bills I would not be living in the seat of luxury,” Lineker said from his couch giggling like a deranged hyena.

It’s all good though, with the thousands of economic migrants crossing the Channel this summer in rubber dinghies, Gary Lineker has kindly offered a lucky migrant a place in his home, after being called out on his Twitter account.

“I like the Willy Wonka feeling I get when I announce that there will be one lucky migrant living it up with me in my £4 million mansion. This empowers me, I feel important, I get publicity, and of course I get to keep a token of misery to show off to my media friends at dinner parties. Bring out the Syrian migrant I will announce, and the servants will lead out the migrant to bow to the guests, maybe one of the guests will blow some cigar smoke in their face, or flick some trifle at their noggin. I will be the talk of the town. You just can’t buy PR like that from any agency,” Lineker quipped whilst cheekily putting one of his bogies under his sofa.

Gary Lineker’s neighbours are not so enamoured by this overt champagne socialist celebrity show though, especially as the area has now been inundated with makeshift tents, migrants cooking whole chickens in the streets, and the Canada geese from the pond in the Green going missing.

“It’s not just migrants looking to live in Gary’s £4 million mansion, we’ve now also got thousands of over-75s who can’t afford a TV licence turning up. One chap from Liverpool, has daubed his face in brown paint and is pretending to speak Arabic,” a concerned neighbour revealed.

It’s going to take days or months for the right migrant to be chosen to live with Gary, and as the long queue snakes its way around a few blocks of houses, reality is dawning on the do-gooder celebrity.

Why just one migrant? So many need help. The fact is, most of Africa and Asia needs help, thus giving assistance to one or two is not enough, there are literally billions of humans on this earth who need help. Give help to a few, then the rest will think it is okay to come, and so on and on. Soon, there will be no room left for anyone, let alone that single migrant, or even you in your own home. Where does it end? Does it end with a token refugee, so you can say you’ve done your bit, whilst the problem still lies for billions of refugees still out there?

Well, forget all about semantics, it’s all now down to some overpaid smarmy gurning celebrity cunt to deal with the vagaries of the migrant crisis — cue, Gary Lineker. The man who will solve everything in one fell swoop.