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Thank You, Joe! Prayers For Afghan Women Abandoned to their Terrible Fate

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Under the International coalition, women in Afghanistan had come a long way, especially in the cities. Many Afghan women could be educated to university level, women could run businesses, walk the streets unchaperoned, and found a level of freedom never before seen in the country. From hair salons, to fashionable clothes stores, sports, driving cars, the women of Afghanistan were really finding a level of emancipation from the brutal Taliban years.

That is, until good old lazy Joe Biden could not be bothered with it anymore. Much like Obama lost half of the Ukraine, so too has Biden surrendered an even larger territory — Afghanistan.

There are some very capable Afghan women who have been educated to a high standard already, but will now be relegated to become a Taliban sex slave, forbidden from leaving their homes, and if they refuse the wishes of the Sharia following Taliban, they will be publicly humiliated and beaten.

Adultery is forbidden, and is punishable by stoning under Sharia law. If the sex slave refuses her Taliban owner his needs, she is summarily beaten or whipped until she relinquishes her goods.

There are some stunningly beautiful Afghan girls with amazing green eyes, and these are given to the highest ranking Taliban officials or Mujahideen. Some women are even passed around from one fighter to another, especially if a Taliban fighter loses his life in battle.

Women’s primary role now in Afghanistan is breeding, food preparation and cleaning. An Afghan woman could be a highly trained doctor or lawyer, but under Taliban rule, thanks to lazy Joe Biden, she will be imprisoned in a house forever.

For a moment, Afghanistan was reaching the 21st Century, but thanks to the evil, lazy policies of Joe Biden, the country will now regress 450 years.

Review: Joe Biden Airways First Class Lounge From Kabul, Afghanistan

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We are so excited today, we’re flying on Joe Biden Airways and have been given First Class tickets to travel on the flagship American airline.

The Taliban have just taken over the entire city of Kabul, so hailing a taxi to the airport is out of the question. Amongst the running crowds of Afghans fleeing in abject terror, we find a few crumpled bicycles. It’s approximately 3 miles to the airport, so we head off.

The Taliban trucks armed to the teeth are already patrolling the streets. On the way, we notice some beauty salons having their windows whitewashed, apparently they will be shut down permanently from now on.

Overhead, Chinooks carrying U.S. embassy staff constantly fly over our heads. Wonder if they will get to fly on Joe Biden Airways like us lucky ones?

There are no women on the streets anymore, they are all at home cowering in terror at what is to come. Being made into a Taliban sex slave is the most probable outcome, as we have seen before.

My partner in crime is Janine, a photo journalist for some agency based in New York. She is dressed in full Burqa attire and looks rather funny trying to ride her bike through the fleeing Afghan crowds. She can barely see out of the letterbox slot, so I have to give her directions, at one time she almost goes headlong into a massive pothole, only missing it with a sharp shout from me –“right!”

We eventually arrive at Kabul airport. There are literally thousands of Afghans here all running around, shouting, climbing walls, climbing aeroplanes, throwing babies over walls, climbing over each other.

“Excuse me, do you know where the First Class lounge is for Biden Airways?” I ask a U.S. Marine waving a meaty M27 IAR affixed with a shiny looking ACOG Squad Day Optic around. He points towards the main airport building, which seems to be covered by mounds of people. Calmly, he lowers his gun, levels it and shoots three Afghans who are trying to climb a wall into the militarized zone. Their fresh steaming brains glisten ominously in the Afghan sunshine.

“Shit! Did you see that, Janine?”

“No! I can’t see anything, but I heard it!”

Quickly, we join a crowd of about 15,000 people trying to get into the airport’s main building. Will we need boarding passes, and our passports stamped? There is no one at the Check-in desks, just Afghans carrying carpets and live chickens in baskets.

Finally, I spy a sign upon yonder — “Joe Biden Airways – FIRST CLASS LOUNGE”

When we get to the door, I immediately imagine myself sitting back with a newspaper, a coffee and Danish pastry or two, a beautiful female attendant whispering sweet nothings in my ear, and the gentle lulling sound of air con, mixed in with some Muzak.

Instead, we are greeted by a very angry looking turbaned beardy Taliban official not only holding an AK-47, but dozens of rusty old Soviet-era grenades.

“Er, is this the first class lounge for Joe Biden Airways? Here’s our ticket…”

“په ځمکه کې ښکته شئ تاسو امریکایی خنزیر ناپاک یاست.”

Read the next instalment of this enthralling review of Joe Biden Airways, from Kabul, Afghanistan next week.

Biden Sleeps Whilst Disastrous Afghan Humanitarian Crisis He Created Continues

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“This is Saigon 1975, the Vietcong were outside the city waiting to storm in, with little or no resistance. This is the fall of Phnom Penh, when Pol Pot and his Khmer Rouge stormed the city, with people begging to board the last U.S. Huey out. Thanks to that lazy fuck Biden, millions of people are being displaced, murdered and abandoned. I lost two legs in Afghanistan, for what? Because of that yella son of a bitch, Joe Biden, we were there for nothing, and achieved nothing,” a bemused, and disgusted former U.S. Marine revealed on Friday.

Kabul Will Fall Soon

UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, is warning of a looming humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan as the escalating conflict brings increased human suffering and civilian displacement.

An estimated 270,000 Afghans have been newly displaced inside the country since January 2021 – primarily due to insecurity and violence –  bringing the total uprooted population to over 3.5 million.

Families forced to flee their homes in recent weeks cite the worsening security situation as the predominant reason for their flight.

The Taliban are said to be dragging civilians into the streets, executing them on the spot. Young girls are forcibly snatched from their homes as young as 7 to be given to Taliban soldiers as sex slaves. 3.5 million people have now been displaced, fleeing in abject terror.

Sleepy Joe Biden, who now has serious blood on his hands, is a disgrace, he is a festering boil on the arse of humanity, who could only quip that the “Afghans should look after themselves”, the question being, what with? The so-called Afghan army soldiers have not been paid for months, they are beleaguered with poor equipment, no ammo and no food. No wonder they are surrendering in droves as the heavily armed and equipped Taliban roll into each town.

Anyone who either voted for Biden, or engineered the electoral process to win him votes, is complicit in the murder of millions of Afghan people. Sure, you may not fucking care, but it’s on your heads, suckers. You helped destroy the lives of a whole nation.

As for the trillions of taxpayers’ money spent in Afghanistan, and the dead/maimed soldiers who gave their lives for nothing, you can thank Joe Biden for that.

When Everyone Gets A Grades in Exams…

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Much like eating the finest filet mignon every day, or the world being full of 12-karat diamonds, after a while it all becomes sort of meaningless. That’s why everyone getting A grades in their A-levels and GCSEs is much of the same. What’s the fucking point? There is absolutely no point in any of it, because even the dumb shits got an A grade, and so did the clever ones.

Everyone is now an A star student. It’s off to uni to do a degree in surf studies, or trans studies…whatever.

To hear the blood-curdling squeals of the boys and girls all jumping up and down with their meaningless A grades is an exercise in futility. Here are these misguided, institutionalised, indoctrinated twits who think they achieved something when in essence they are one of the millions now with another A grade.

Let’s give all Olympians gold medals despite their position in their event, let us give all 30 drivers a podium finish at the Grand Prix final, let us give all SAS candidates a beret despite their performance in trials.

Who needs standards anyway, who needs markers of intelligence or sheer fucking hard work?

This illusion of equality in everything is a recipe for abject disaster, leading to a dystopian Woke Soviet world where everyone dresses the same, everyone says the same things and everyone has the exact same fucking A grades for everything despite ability. Well done, we’re on the way to that very world.

Millions Plan to Flee to Europe From Afghanistan and Marburg Virus Infected Guinea

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Europe is set to receive millions more refugees, not only from Taliban ruled Afghanistan but deadly virus torn West African country Guinea.

The corridor for entry to the EU is mostly from North Africa, but the entry zone of Greece is also a preferred route by millions of migrants fleeing oppressive regimes and disease.

The Marburg virus which makes people bleed to death internally, and comes from bats/monkeys, is now a major concern by the UN, who are trying to stem the flow of infections in Guinea.

There is no known treatment for the Marburg virus. Africans eat bats as part of their culture and diet.

Health authorities in the country are now monitoring 155 people who may have been in contact with a confirmed case, the World Health Organisation said.

The patient died in Gueckedou in southeastern Guinea – also the location of the 2014-16 West Africa Ebola outbreak.

All it would take is infected Africans to cross into Morocco or Libya and take a ship to Italy or Spain. The current rate of migrant ships into the EU is about 400 boats per day, and once within the Schengen zone, migrants are given automatic admittance to the EU. Flights from Guinea are regular and constant into mainland Europe and the UK, and other parts of the world, thus enabling the virus to spread.

The incubation time for the virus is between 2-21 days, therefore many travellers could easily spread the virus without showing any visible sign of illness.

Three million Afghans to Germany

The abandonment of Afghanistan by the U.S. as well as the huge move by the Taliban to take over eight cities and vast rural territory means millions of Afghans will be forced to migrate to Europe.

“It can be assumed that up to three million Afghans will be making their way to Europe in the foreseeable future. I always ask people: why don’t you go to Saudi Arabia, these are Muslims, this is your culture. The answer is always: no, Germany is better,” Sybille Schnehage, an aid worker in Kunduz, Afghanistan revealed in a recent interview.

Fearless Prince Andrew Books Flight to New York

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The besieged royal and his ex-wife Sarah, Duchess of York, have booked first class tickets to New York with his lawyers in tow, after a case launched by a former prostitute who alleges she was sexually abused by Prince Andrew when she was 17 and that he knew she was the teenage victim of sex trafficking.

The former prostitute claims she was forced to have sex with him and was ‘lent out for sexual purposes’ by paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Decorated War Hero

“Prince Andrew is not afraid of anything and will land on American soil with the full confidence of an innocent man who will confront his accusers head on. There is nothing to fear. The prince is a fighting man, who served in the Falklands war, and will fight with all his might to defend his name from those who are attempting to besmirch it,” one of the royal’s aides revealed.

There are fears that Prince Andrew may be arrested once touching down at the airport, however, the threat of jail does not phase Andrew in any way.

“The prince has been training hard on surviving any prison time in a U.S. jail. His favourite film is ‘Get Hard’ (2015) and Andrew even knows how to craft a shank out of a toothbrush. Whether Andrew would survive the prison showers is another matter,” another confidante revealed.

Prince Andrew and his entourage are set to land at LaGuardia Airport on Friday.

 

Greta Thunberg Silent as China Starts Up 53 Massive Coal Power Stations

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It’s all too easy for an eco-bot like Greta Thunberg to berate Western countries about their emissions, but she is strangely quiet when it comes to the real polluters of the globe, like China.

As the UN issued a Code Red for the Globe and climate change, there has only been silence from the UN as well. Of course, nothing that China does is bad in the eyes of the UN, who view the communist brutalist regime as a model for the entire globe.

China announced last week it would restart 38 coal mines in Inner Mongolia. Additionally, China has announced recently it will resume operations at 15 more coal mines, in the regions of Shanxi and Xinjiang. The coal-fired power stations will pump out millions of tonnes of deadly chemicals and particles into the atmosphere, causing untold ecological damage.

Ironically, it is the increasing demand by the United States and Europe for solar panels that these once shuttered coal-fired power stations are being fired up again by the Chinese.

What Did We Learn From Lockdowns?

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Some people saw lockdowns as a loss of freedom, others saw it as a wonderful period of time to slow down, to spend some time with their family and work from home. Whatever your opinions or gripes about lockdowns, the empty roads and slowed down society of humans was damn good for the planet.

During the lockdowns, nature and our planet languished for a few months in a mild form of repair, it was almost as the planet could breathe for a few seconds in its billions of years of  existence.

Mass unfettered breeding of humans, especially in developing and Third World countries, only brings pain and misery. Overpopulation is the ultimate cause of the destruction of earth’s finite resources, pollution, hunger, poverty, suffering, unemployment, and war.

During the lockdown, it was also apparent that much of what is going on in the so-called Western civilised nations is unnecessary. To see a near empty House of Commons, with only a few MPs debating some such act or whatever, really hit home. The country really can be run with a minimal amount of people, and the rest are not needed at all.

The sector that suffered the most was the Service Sector, where restaurants, hotels, cruise ships, cafés, and pubs were closed. Coming close behind that was the Entertainment sector with nightclubs, music venues and other assorted sections all closed off. One must not forget the travel industry, which took a huge bite from lockdown. All of this was sorely missed by some, but by others, they did not even miss its loss.

The education systems put in place, supposedly suffered during lockdown, however they are essentially broken systems not fit for purpose. Today’s educational institutions are mass-producing factories, churning out indoctrinated consumers and tax slaves. Much of what is taught is irrelevant and not applicable in the real world, especially the changing world under a global pandemic.

Some, during the lockdowns, learned about self-sufficiency, they increased their survival skills, while others only felt despair, some even choosing to jump off bridges. However, slowing down everything for that little while was good for the soul, a time to re-evaluate, to find out what is truly important on this planet and life.

When it comes down to the crunch, much of the celebrity world is irrelevant and not missed at all. The multitude of politicians were also useless, and not missed one bit by many. The movie factory of the world, Hollywood, which prior to the pandemic churned out their superhero films by the double dozen monthly, slowed down during the lockdowns, which was an actual relief, because the films they were releasing were atrociously bland, and irrelevant. The silence from Hollywood was the best part of the lockdowns, and truly showed how far the film industry had fallen since its inception in the early 20th century.

As for further lockdowns, here in the UK, the current government has stated they will never happen again, even if the bodies start piling up in the streets. Within the EU bloc, individual nations still have lockdowns, and the same in Democrat states in America. The Chinese are the most severe when it comes to lockdowns, and the Australians in some parts of the country are even bringing out the army to enforce lockdowns.

Businesses and individuals will eventually have to veer away from their previous models if they want to survive, especially if lockdowns continue. The only way to restrict the multiple variants of the Wuhan virus is to essentially close down all global human air travel. Only freight should be allowed to move freely, and all tourism should be halted, but this would never happen. Money is too important, and many will die because human life is seen as a secondary factor to economies around the globe.

Face it, everyone is expendable when it comes to the bottom dollar. The economists and bankers, who control the whole show, would rather have everything open during a global pandemic because you are just a mere statistic rattling around in your hospital bed gasping for air. The nurses may dance around your bed making TikTok videos as they prepare to put you in an induced coma — never to see the light of day ever again. You will be ticked off as just another number, as the bankers and billionaires continue making vast profits by keeping everything open.

What did we learn from the lockdowns?

Nothing, apparently…

 

Prince Andrew and Cuomo: #MeToo Season Starts Early This Year

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The controllers who orchestrate things seem to work in waves. In essence, there is usually a torrent of mass masculine public executions for a period of time, then it all dies down for awhile, before commencing many months later. This year, the #MeToo brigade are out in force rather early, in August.

“Not sure what happened to bring the #metoo hysteria forward a number of months this year but, it seems the usual October starting date is off,” one surprised media journalist quipped.

Prince Andrew is now being sued by a prostitute, and the Democrat Governor of New York is getting a thorough #metoo grilling as well.

Naturally, it is only men who behave badly. Women never do anything bad. If the tables were suddenly turned towards female indiscretions, then there would be a huge outcry of injustice, and unfairness. Of course, the #metoo cult labels all men as miscreants, all because of a few bad eggs, all men are labelled as ‘scum’ — this is the movement’s ultimate message they are trying to portray, and it seems to be working.

So, what can we expect from this season? Well, more of the same — the usual public shaming, loss of careers, loss of fair-weather friends, possibly some jail time, and generally more man hating. Look what happened to the formerly successful music artist, Ryan Adams, once a celebrated star, now a vilified abandoned wash out…that’s #metoo for you.

Who’s next? Break out the popcorn and Schlitz, sit back and watch the wave pass, until next season.

 

 

 

Revealed: Former Prince Harry Uses Secret Soundproof Room to be Himself

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Growing up in palaces all his life, Harry knew all the little cubbyholes, secret doors and passages. This is why when he moved into his Montecito mansion, he immediately had built a secret soundproof room where he could be himself for a few moments. Away from the shallow, vulgar, classless, demanding Markle. Harry for a tiny few minutes could actually be Harry once again and not some jumped up fucking Woke turd with a permanent whimpering victim chip on his shoulder.

“It’s a place where Harry can safely say the words ‘nigg*r’ or ‘p*ki’ like he used to in the old days. He can safely rant about Meghan ordering him about all the time, and the plastic shallow Wokerati soviet scum who now dominate their lives dictating what they should say, and how to think. Poor Harry can rant and rave as much as he wants and no one will hear a word, plus he has also installed a punchbag in there too. He can check the rugby scores, chat to old army mates, without being told off by his overly domineering cunt of a wife. Therapy wise, it’s like a paradise for this man who has lost everything, whilst Megain has gained everything,” a close confidante of the former Prince revealed.

There could be serious trouble in the Montecito house if any of this secret room malarkey came to light, therefore no one in the know dares say a word.