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Green-Minded Businesses More Likely to Attract and Retain Top Talent

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As the world grows more aware of sustainability and protecting the environment, job seekers are starting to pay more attention to these factors when looking for job prospects. This has been backed up by a 2019 survey, which showed that younger millennials and Gen Zs would be willing to take lower payrolls if it meant working for a business that helps the environment.

Now we’re looking at how sustainability in the workplace- whether that be green initiatives for employees, company policies, or carbon footprints targets – can help attract and retain top talent and how it could impact the future of recruitment.

What New Hires Know About the Climate Crisis?

80% of people surveyed said that businesses are responsible for the environment, 20% said they would consider not working for a company with harmful practices, and 26% said they would consider low payrolls – £8,100 on average – to move to a green-minded company. These figures target the huge moment behind the effort to protect the natural world and tackle heating.

The truth is, we’re running out of time to address climate issues, the scientists warned – therefore, concerns about sustainability are peaking. According to Edelman’s 2019 Trust barometer, 76% of the general population agrees that business leaders should take a stand on these issues.

Sustainability is Key

Another 2019 survey found that 28% of people said they would consider quitting their job in favour of organizations they considered to be more environmentally conscious. And these figures don’t lie, as we see more than 50% of people aged 23-38 supporting this belief.

This only proves two things; firstly, businesses that focus on investing in greener initiatives can attract top talent, and secondly, those who don’t face the challenges of retaining the workforce they already have.

These surveys demonstrate just how significant environmental issues are for U.K. employees and how they expect their leaders to contribute towards stopping climate change. For business, this presents a unique challenge but also an opportunity.

With a massively reported skill gap, employers have the opportunity to prove their commitment to reducing carbon emissions and helping tackle climate issues—a commitment which would make the difference in attracting the U.K.’s most sought-after workforce.

Similarly to its mounting role in attracting talents, companies also need to address their practices to ensure they retain employees. This proves that younger Millennials and Gen Zs are prepared to quit their job for a more sustainable role, therefore companies that can’t communicate their environmental experience could possibly suffer.

What makes a sustainable company?

As well as taking small, environmentally conscious decisions in our personal lives, we’re taking small green-minded steps at work too.

Environmental conscious businesses can take many forms. Some will emphasize office and incorporate more plants; others will shift to renewable energy suppliers or invest in plastic and cardboard waste balers, for example.

There are beehives installed on the roofs and living walls being added to the sides of the buildings. And there is a mounting number of green startup businesses whose very mission is to develop environmentally-conscious services and products themselves. Overall, it’s estimated that companies generate a fifth of all the waste in the U.K., and a significant 60% of all waste could be recycled. Even better, if every business would encourage team members to recycle at a central station per floor, it would have a great impact.

Sustainable Certification Programs for Companies – Gold for New Hires

Studies have shown that millennials are fast making up the greatest workforce generation in countries like the U.K. and U.S., and this set of employees have great expectations regarding job satisfaction. One way businesses could demonstrate their commitment to sustainability is by investing in green business certification programs.

These programs help ensure that businesses make a substantial commitment to sustainability through initiatives that can be implemented to reduce environmental footprint, enhance job satisfaction, increase employee productivity, loyalty and efficiency. What’s more, sustainable certification programs make it easier for businesses to provide social benefits that can attract and retain top talents. For instance, businesses that support sustainability initiatives such as donating a share of their profits to an environmental cause and allow for remote working are more likely to attract and retain employees than a business that does not adhere to social or environmental sustainability.

Examples of Companies That Are Making Earth a Better Place

  • Pavegen
    The founders of British startup Pavegen have developed special paving tiles that use an electromagnetic generator to convert footsteps into kinetic energy. Pavegen has installed its pads in 36 states in busy locations such as transport hubs and shopping centers.
  • Innocent Drinks
    They produce not only high-quality beverages, but also eco-conscious beverages. Innocent Drinks purchase fruits for its products through the Rainforest Alliance, which works with farmers to protect their rights and preserve the land’s biodiversity. The company has also been introducing recycled plastics in its packaging since 2003 and gives 10% of its annual revenue to charity and environmental causes.
  • Green Tomato Cars
    U.K.’s eco-friendly driving service now has over 600 vehicles in action and completes 10,000 journeys a week in its Toyota Mirai and Toyota Prius (which only emits water) fleet. The brand looks to eliminate the carbon emissions they cannot escape by planting trees, not to mention they’re also ISO 14001 certified.
  • Leon
    With over 60 restaurants and plans to open many more across the world, the Leon food franchise has replaced cutlery and plastic straws with biodegradable alternatives and uses only biodegradable packaging. More than a third of Leon’s menu is vegan, and the brand only sells Fairtrade, organic coffee, with returns going to the World Land Trust.

It’s not that easy being green. However, businesses who’ve implemented these sustainability initiatives in their practices have and will witness a significant impact on employee engagement – and the environment – making it well worth the effort. A more sustainable future doesn’t need to start tomorrow; it can start today.

Company Makes Treadmill For Sleep Walkers

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Those days of finding little Johnny wandering around on the window ledge five floors up are over. Sleepwalker, a company that specialises in products for people who sleep walk, have come up with an amazing machine to halt any dangerous sleepwalking mishaps.

“Every year, thousands of sleepwalkers are terribly injured or lose their lives. Our company has developed, after many years of intense research, the perfect solution that will ultimately save lives, and even make people healthier. We are proud to introduce the Sleep Walking Treadmill™,” the company’s CEO, Roger Napper, announced today.

How it Works

  • REM (rapid eye movement) sensors are put on the sleeper’s forehead which sense movement of limbs in conjunction to sleep state.
  • When the sleep walker steps out of bed, the treadmill adjusts its position with wheels which have built-in sensors, so the person steps onto the treadmill safely.
  • The treadmill is automatically activated and senses the speed of the sleep walker, adjusting accordingly.
  • Immediately, a caged border system emerges from the bottom of the machine, acting as a safety measure to keep the sleep walker on track.
  • Now, the sleep walker can walk for miles on the treadmill safely, with added benefits for their health.
  • When the sleep walker has finished their walk, the REM sensors will send signals to the treadmill to slow down and stop. The barrier on the bedside will then drop, allowing the sleep walker to get back into bed, completely oblivious to their treadmill sleep walking session.

The Sleep Walking Treadmill™ will be available in December, retailing at $23,499.

REALITY: Life For Humans Will Never Go Back to Pre-Covid Days

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No government or corporate body would ever in a million years admit to the fact that Covid will always be around, and not only that, it will get even more deadly as time goes on. The days before the Wuhan virus struck in October 2019 will never return. The reason, of course for not telling the public, is simply they need you to keep working, and to not panic. If the workers knew the truth, they might question why they are still stacking shelves or continuing work for the conglomerates. It is imperative that people continue working their jobs so that the money they generate can still keep flowing to fund for preparations for the elite.

If you ever want to know what is really going on, it’s a simple task of watching what the billionaires are doing. They, at the current time, know the reality, and are preparing their bunkers, their food reserves, their land, their security systems and are tidying up their financial assets, because they fully know what is planned. You on the other hand are on holiday in some tourist shit-hole downing another bottle on the beach, or delivering packages for some courier company, or pouring lattes in a coffee shop, or whatever…

Informing the public is a terrible decision by any government, especially if they want to keep the economy going, and do not want any type of panic to set in. The government would for example never tell the public that there are only 400 days left till total collapse of the system. That would be the ultimate suicide, and this is why self-preservation of core governmental offices and emergency measures are protected by keeping a very tight lid on the actual situation.

No herd immunity

Yes, the vaccines have been relatively successful, especially in reducing deaths from Covid, however with the new strains like Delta can circumnavigate the vaccines and many are still being hospitalized despite vaccination. The vaccinated can still catch the virus, and can still spread it, as well as succumb to the virus.

As the number of infected cases has just become too big, this allowed the novel coronavirus more opportunities to mutate and select. New variants will continue to emerge – Chinese virologist Shi Zhengli.

The billionaires certainly do know what is going on, and this is why they are sheltering themselves not only in the physical world, but in the digital economic world by reducing their stock footprint, and moving assets around. Yes, the billionaires will take a loss, however they are prepared for this loss, because they are preparing to survive after the deluge when most of the population has been reduced. After that point, there will be a completely new system put into place, including a possible global One World economy/government. Much of what we have today, will not exist simply because it will not be needed. You will not need to spend trillions on welfare payments and departments to deal with that sort of thing anymore, because there will be no need for it without the people.

As for the people frolicking around today as if the pandemic is over, there is absolutely no point in telling them anything. They should be left in the dark, asleep, and without any idea of what is going on — for their safety, and yours. They will only awaken when it is too late.

 

Project Management 101: The Ultimate Guide of Managing a Project from Start to Finish

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Managing projects can be stressful and definitely a challenging role. Keeping your team on track and organised requires excellent leadership skills. This is on top of other responsibilities a project manager has, such as planning the schedule, the budget, analysing any project risks and so on. Therefore, it isn’t uncommon that the entire process from start to finish can cause some stress even to an experienced project manager. If you have been promoted, and you are leading a complex project for the first time, it is crucial you take it step by step.

While it is absolutely normal to feel nervous, it might help you know that there are helpful digital tools and other tips that can support an effective running, planning and completion of a project. Plus, it is of the utmost importance you bring a solid and productive team to your project. This way, not only will the project be properly completed, but you will also build a team with which you can work on various projects from now on.

Breakdown the project into details

At the very beginning, when the project is still in discussion, it can help to talk about it broadly and in general detail. However, when it comes to starting the project, regardless of what type it is, whether it is a product development project or building a house, it is crucial to break it down into smaller details. This means that it is necessary you start getting more specific about what the project entails.

Doing this will help you plan the next steps of the entire process, like building your team and knowing what professionals to hire and what type of expertise you need from your team members. Plus, only by properly knowing the particularities of your project can you set its objectives.

Build the project team

project management teamWithout an effective team of experts in their various roles, it is incredibly challenging to finalise a project successfully. Given the multitude of tasks and the likely possibility of encountering issues on the way, it is crucial you form a team of individuals who are professionals and share your passion for the project. Otherwise, their motivation might be limited.

When a group of people share the same values and believe in a project strongly, it isn’t surprising that the result is a victory. Plus, when you find like-minded individuals who complement each other in their set of qualities and work efficiently together, you can grow professionally together.

Set clear objectives and the main goal

Once you have discussed the particularities of the project and have created a solid team, it is time to sit down and identify the main goal, as well as set all the objectives of the project. Similar to a research project, this step will guide the planning and execution of your project.

A practical method of doing this is thinking about the designated questions that differentiate a goal from an objective. So, together with your team, think of the “what” of the project: what your project will accomplish in the end. In order to get there, you need to identify the “how” – your objectives and how you plan on working towards your goal. For instance, if you are working in the marketing department, your project’s goal might be to grow the brand’s social media accounts. In this case, one of your objectives could be to hire an influencer.

Delegate tasks

As important as building a solid team is to delegate roles correctly. This means identifying everyone’s strengths and placing them in a position that will utilise their potential to the fullest. This way, any area they might need to improve can do so by working with someone whose strong point is another person’s weakness.

Delegating tasks based on someone’s set of qualities will enhance the team’s overall productivity as people will be motivated to perform well. When a professional who believes in a specific project is given a role that is suitable for them while they also have the chance to learn and grow, it is sure that they will stick with you for other future projects. Therefore, this is an effective way of retaining your employees.

Create a timeline of deadlines

project management deadlineAny project needs a carefully thought out schedule and timeline of events and deadlines. This way, you are able to keep a record of the project’s progress. Therefore, it is essential that you get together with your team and discuss the most urgent tasks and prioritise them by urgency and importance.

Using the Eisenhower Matrix method can help you set a task’s priority effectively and organise them on a level of urgency. Plus, this method can also support your delegating roles. Once this is decided, you can set deadlines without worrying that a particular task is overlooked.

Conduct project analysis frequently

While working on the project, it is imperative you conduct a systematic analysis of the project and its progress. Doing this can help you keep track of task completion, how productive an employee is, or even maintain a record of your budget and remaining financial resources. There is an online solution in the UK that supports project management and can facilitate the activity of project analysis. Such a digital tool is beneficial for businesses when working on various projects.

The fact that you can oversee a team member’s performance is an advantage. When this happens, a good leader will identify what is causing low performance and work together with their colleague to find solutions. On the other hand, if a team member is performing exceptionally well, it is recommended you recognise their achievement. For an employee, knowing they are valued will increase their motivation.

Stay on track but remain flexible

Open communication with your team is of the utmost importance. Staying on track with the initially set objectives and working towards the deadlines is extremely necessary. However, it is crucial to acknowledge that unpredictable events might happen, which is why you need to remain flexible. Critical thinking skills are indispensable, as these will help you in the face of disruption and guide you towards finding solutions. For a project to be successfully completed, adaptability is vital.

Learn How to Grow Your B2B Company with These 4 Tips from The Experts

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It’s no news for anyone that working in sales can be incredibly difficult. You need to learn how to approach people, connect with them, and figure out ways to present what your company has to offer in a way that appeals to a vast spectrum of needs – all of this while balancing deadlines and monthly targets.

All of this becomes that much harder when you are working in a business-to-business (B2B) environment, having to deal with companies instead of retail consumers. This means you’re not trying to fulfil the requirements of a single person, but the ones of a large, sophisticated organization. Not to mention that, instead of communicating with a single person, you are often talking to a group of decision-makers who all have distinct priorities and objectives.

If you are running a B2B company, and you are looking for ways to improve your sales and grow your company, we are here to help. We have done our research (as you should when you are working in sales) and managed to come up with this list of things you can do to improve your B2B sales efforts.

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Trade cold-calling for thorough research

Back in the day, when technological resources were limited, cold-calling used to be one of the most popular methods to capture leads. For the most part, it worked, but now, in the era of the Internet, only under 5% of cold calls turn out successful.

In the 21st century, everything revolves around data – sales included. Not only can data help you capture leads, but it can also provide valuable insight on how to approach a company for maximum chances of success.

Through proper B2B research and data analysing, you can get access to information such as when it’s the best time to contact the company, who are the decision-makers, which needs you can satisfy, and how to present your offer in a way that fits the client-company’s business model.

It is true that proper research takes a lot of time, so you won’t be able to cover a huge number of leads at once. Still, even if you need to reduce the number of prospects, you will get a much better chance of converting them, plus, you don’t need to do it alone. A simple search online is enough to find the best B2B research services in London, throughout the United Kingdom, or anywhere else in the world.

Learn what makes your company different

This piece of advice is suited for anyone working in sales these days and wanting to stand out from the crowd. At the core, you and your competitors are all selling the same type of products or services, so you need to focus on the elements that make your product different and make your company recognizable.

Sure, in many cases, learning to take advantage of the elements that make your business unique is easier said than done, but it’s not impossible. What you need to keep in mind, however, is that your competitors will probably try to do the same. If you come up with something original that appeals to the clients, it won’t take much until someone decides to copy your idea, or even upgrade it in a way you never thought before.

To keep up with this ever-changing landscape, you need to be sure of what the core strengths of your company are, constantly review them in comparison with your competitors, and leverage them to set yourself apart from the crowd.

Don’t keep your leads waiting

b2b waitingWhen talking to experts in the field, most of them agree that one of the best ways to improve your B2B sales is by getting back to incoming leads as fast as possible. Studies in the industry show that the likelihood of securing a lead lowers significantly if you wait for more than 5 minutes to contact them back after they reach out to you. This applies to emails, phone calls, web forms, or any other inbound method you use.

Ideally, you should call the lead within the first two minutes they contact you. If a potential client reaches out to you, your job is half done, as they are already interested in the products you offer. You need to take advantage of this moment and win them over before a competitor reaches out to them and makes them an offer they cannot refuse.

Encourage existing clients to recommend you

To secure leads, you have to get clients to trust you, and one of the best ways to do so is by showing them other people trust you as well. If potential leads see that your existing customers talk good about you, are satisfied with your services, and don’t lose any opportunity to recommend you, they will at least get curious to know your business.

To do so, you need to start cultivating what experts call a trustworthy online presence by encouraging customers to leave reviews and provide feedback. If you happen to receive any negative feedback, treat it with respect and look to see if there is anything you can learn from it. This will show that you value your clients’ opinions, no matter if they are good or bad.

If you want to, you can provide incentives in the form of discounts, coupons, or gifts for clients to encourage them to leave a review, or you can even go ahead and provide these incentives if the client recommends you to someone, and you end up closing the deal.

When you develop your B2B sales in the proper way, you’ll end up with more clients that will stick with you in the long term. That’s why it’s critical to rethink your lead generation strategy and focus on creating connections rather than completing sales. Sure, every company is different, and every sales team functions differently, but the advice above can be applied to almost any circumstance. Pick at least one or two of these strategies, try them out, and see the results for yourself.

The Cowardly Artists Who Stayed Silent

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How we used to idolize artists when we were growing up. Here were these gods and goddesses who were above everything, they could stand up and stick their finger up with vitriol, they could shout out aloud at the injustices, they could bring forth real societal change simply with a few words in an interview or news flash.

Artists whether musical/authors/painters/film or conceptual made sheer statements in their art. They were not afraid to voice their opinion, their dreams, their fears for what was to come. They were not afraid to question. Injustice was trodden on by these heroes as they pushed their fists in the air defiantly. This was why they were artists, it was this ‘fuck you!’ to everything wrong in society and government that made them real artists.

Forward to 2020/21 and now there is only the sound of silence, of crickets with tumbleweed blowing across a society where heavy censorship and cancel culture is applauded.

Where are the heroes and heroines of the past, and their voices, their shouts of anger at what is happening, how all our right to free expression and speech has been ultimately eviscerated from beneath us? The Woke Stasi monsters and their Big Tech conglomerates stifling all forms of free speech, art and the basic human right to self-expression make any Orwellian dystopia look like a picnic in the park, and yet, still silence, not one word from any artist. Whatever your views, political persuasion, or viewpoint, the end of freedom of speech affects everyone in the end.

Have all the eccentrics and artists been silenced? Afraid of your ‘legacy’ and sales going down if you say the slightest ‘wrong’ word? Well, maybe that would be a good thing, if you were a real artist and not a conglomerate stooge, a coward who tricked their way to the top, who was never a real fearless artist with integrity or purpose in the first fucking place — maybe a little reality would do you some good.

No! Everything is NOT all right!

You, as an artist, are now too scared to create from the heart any more. You are a yellow coward with no backbone, a failure to the mantle of artistry, a disgrace to the muse, and ultimately a piffling shadow of the artists that preceded you before the mass censorship deluge.

From silence can only come silence, yet it is up to only a few places or individuals to make a stand. Through this deathly silence, there is still some resistance to the evil of shutting down human conversation, through the darkness there is still some light, and where other so-called ‘artists’ have abandoned the fight, succumbed to their cowardice and corporate greed, there are still some, on the outskirts who will continue to stick their finger defiantly at the censorious puss filled zits of the Woke Marxist jailers.

Stay silent you fake cowardly artists, your silence is more telling than anything you may presume to have created in the past.

Iran Backed Proxies Hijack U.S. Ship in Arabian Sea

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After a recent attack off the coast of Oman last week when suspected Iranian drones attacked an Israeli ship, killing two crew members, the latest escalation involves a hijacked U.S. Panama-flagged asphalt/bitumen tanker Asphalt Princess in an area in the Arabian Sea leading to the Strait of Hormuz.

It is not yet clear what the terms of the hijacking are, but intelligence data firmly lies in the court of Iranian proxies working for the Tehran regime, who are conducting the operation.

It is doubtful whether Biden’s weak government will even act, or retaliate, for this most recent Iranian provocation. Biden, who sleeps most of the day and night, is only awakened for important meetings or TV appointments.

The U.S. Navy’s Fifth Fleet, based in Bahrain, may not even be mobilized, as this hijacking may be seen as too complicated for the Biden administration.

“Biden is more concerned with Woke trivialities and sleeping. He is not concerned with such issues as protecting U.S. interests or personnel abroad,” one Capitol Hill insider revealed.

If any action will take place, it will be up to the Israelis, especially as the U.S. is impotent to act at the moment through poor leadership. According to a recent U.S. Poll, 56% disapprove of Biden, which is quite a record within the first 200 days of his lousy stolen term.

UPDATE – 07.30 GMT, 4 August 2021

The gunmen seem to have left the vessel, according to reports from the UKMTO. Thanks to the Brits, all hostilities were halted. All of this while Biden was on another long nap.

 

Masturbation Could Boost Your Immune System to Fight COVID

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Looks like staff members at the Daily Squib newspaper are now practically immune to the effects of Covid-19 and its many strains, seeing as doctors have revealed that masturbation boosts the immune system. It is a well known fact, Squib staff members have such highly developed muscles on their arms that many find it hard to find shirts that fit.

Five or six times a day by the Daily Squib’s editor alone, and he is still alive in the pandemic, is proof this system works just fine.

No more blue balls

Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy, has said masturbating might strengthen the body’s natural defence forces.

“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” Landa told Men’s Health.

Men’s Health also cited a 2004 study that showed men had more white blood cells 45 minutes after they had a solo orgasm. For those who don’t know, white blood cells are part of the body’s immune system that help fight infection and other diseases.

According to the study by the Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, Germany.

Objective: Sexual arousal and orgasm induce an increase in sympathetic activity as well as in catecholamine and prolactin plasma concentrations. However, the effects of sexual arousal and orgasm on immune functions in man are unknown. Thus, this study investigated the effects of masturbation-induced orgasm on lymphocyte circulation and cytokine production in healthy young males.

Methods: In a crossover design, 11 volunteers completed an experimental condition in which they were asked to masturbate until orgasm and to participate in a control condition without sexual activity. Blood was drawn continuously for determination of endocrine parameters. In addition, leukocyte and lymphocyte subsets were analyzed via flow cytometry, and the production of lipopolysaccharide-induced interleukin 6 and tumor necrosis factor alpha was measured before and then 5 and 45 min after the orgasm.

Results: The results confirmed transient increases in adrenaline and prolactin plasma concentrations. Sexual arousal and orgasm increased the absolute number of leukocytes, in particular natural killer cells (CD3-CD16+CD56+), in the peripheral blood. In contrast, T cell (CD3+) and B cell (CD3-CD20+) subpopulations as well as the production of interleukin 6 and tumor necrosins factor alpha remained unaffected by sexual activity.

Conclusion: These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.

Whacking one out might not prevent infection, but orgasms generally help people relax and elevate mood that is key to a healthy immune system.

Dr. Felice Gersh, a gynaecologist and obstetrician who specializes in women’s health, said chronic masturbation might not prevent COVID, but “it’s not going to create harm.”

“I think the takeaway message is that there are no negatives from it,” Gersh said.

We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

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With someone as thin-skinned, and Woke as Meghan Markle to apply for U.S. presidency would be a dream for those who have hidden dirt on the narcissistic Z-list former actress. Markle’s time as a golf caddy; her alleged other children, her ghosted family, as well as the Windsor nightmare, would be a tiny spectrum of fuel to throw at the power mad woman during the election campaign.

Imperator of the Galaxy

“She wants complete power, and what more than a mulatto being a contender in the race for U.S. Presidency? Every week she comes up with something she wants to do, like go to the moon, save the world from hunger, or eradicate racism from the globe. It’s a wonder that this caterwauling miscreant imposter does not consider herself a living goddess who should be worshipped by everyone? She even tried to take over the British Monarchy and depose the Queen, for god’s sake!”

U.S. presidential elections essentially begin four years before the event, and Americans are deluged every day by candidates and their multitude of foibles, as well as false promises. It is inevitable that the tech giants will try to purge any type of criticism of Markle if she is a candidate for the Democrat party, at least that will be a bonus for her campaign. As is the case in every election from now on, any Republican or independent viewpoint, or campaign is relegated by the Big Tech conglomerates to the internet trash bin. The election therefore has only a singular voice — a Democrat candidate’s voice.

Such is the power of the Big Tech companies to skew elections that they even deleted an active U.S. Republican president, namely Trump. Therefore, with enough manipulation by these masters of media, who are above any government or law, Meghan does have a decent chance of being elected as a Democrat candidate and eventually winning the election through manipulation of the internet by the Big Tech and American socialist legacy media powers.

To see the former prince, Harry, toddling along behind Markle as she steps up to each podium to broadcast her Marxist soviet message of perceived ‘equality’ and other total bollocks, will be a spectacle in itself. Here was Harry, once a royal above anything else, now a subservient poodle, a lowly creature who gave up everything just to follow some power-crazed megalomaniac onto stages, in arenas filled with brainwashed screaming Democrat voters all shouting the same name in hysterical unison: “Meghan, Meghan, Meghan!” but no Harry, definitely no Harry, as he stands there, the odd one out, a trodden piece of meat who has fulfilled his purpose, and who will soon be tossed out into the shit pile where everyone who was used by Markle resides.

Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

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Women always love it when a strapping knight in shining armour comes to save them, and the Olympics in Tokyo should be no exception. Due to their inherent bone structure, as well as biological muscle make-up, women compared to men cannot physically compare to male weightlifters, but that’s where transgender athletes come into the mix. Despite the male skeletal structure, and muscular strength that x and y chromosomes afford, Laurel Hubbard is now a female, New Zealand, weightlifter because she says she is, and there is nothing anyone can say otherwise.

Disgusting misgendering

“A woman protester came up to her and shouted that Hubbard was actually male and NOT a woman. Hubbard picked up the woman with her left hand, told her she was a woman just like she was, then tossed her 15 feet across the room,” one Olympic witness revealed.

Hubbard has been selected to compete in the +87 kg women’s weight division at the Tokyo Games on Monday night.

“I am saving women’s sport by competing to actually win against biological women. Women should be proud of me. So, you have puny arms, a mediocre skeletal system, little or no testosterone, and two x chromosomes. If it was not for me, New Zealand women would not be able to lift over 87 kg weights. You biological women should thank me for getting the gold medal tonight for you! Alternatively, I might deliberately lose tonight to make a point that I am just one of you,” Hubbard explained, flexing his huge muscles before the event.