Lawyers for Prince Andrew sexual intercourse accuser Virginia Giuffre claim they have served him with a writ for a pending court case in New York City. “Has One been served?” Thankfully, Mrs Slocombe’s pussy was not involved in the incident.
The question is, was this a legal serving according to UK law, as the U.S. prosecutors claim the legal papers were given to a policeman at the Royal Lodge mansion in Windsor last month by a non-court person?
According to the U.S. lawsuit, Jeffrey Epstein courtesan Virginia Giuffre, now 38, accuses Prince Andrew of having sexual intercourse with her three times when she was 17.
The August 27 summons warns the Duke he has 21 days from a set date to respond or face a default judgment. U.S. court documents claim that a response is now due from Andrew by 17 September. Prince Andrew’s lawyers are said to reject the notion that he has been served. The lawsuit should have been served via a British court official, who would act as an intermediary, and not by a private investigator working for the U.S. lawyers.
Prince Andrew is currently residing with the Queen at Balmoral Castle. The Duke denies the allegations and has said he has “no recollection of ever meeting her”.
The case could further be invalidated due to a confidential settlement Ms Giuffre reached with Jeffrey Epstein in 2009.
Anyway, enough of this nonsense, here’s more about Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy…
Greetings from the fetid bowels of the news headlines constantly beamed into your already frazzled brains. This time around for News That’s Beyond Satire we have a few gems that are so far-fetched you will think they were cooked up by genius satirists who come from the Planet Satire and have travelled so far into the space-time continuum that they emerged up and beyond their own arses.
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Winston Churchill Charity Deletes Winston Churchill From Charity
Let’s say I am a Winston Churchill fan, because he was a man of true greatness, and he pretty much won World War II, saving Britain from the Nazis. I want to donate money to a charity that embodies the principles and greatness of Sir Winston Churchill. So I go to The Winston Churchill Memorial Trust, only to find that he has been completely airbrushed out of existence by some Woke overpaid communist cunts who have infiltrated the Trust. They removed all of his pictures and every detail of his life. Would I give a single penny to that charity?
Michel Barnier the French Anti-Brexit Negotiator Who Made Our Lives Hell For Four Years Trying to Stop Brexit is Now Arguing For Frexit From the EU
How about that for a spanner in the works, the same guy who was trying to trip up Britain’s exit from the EU for years and fucking years, is now arguing for France to leave the EU in a Frexit? What the fuck is going on there? Has this Barnier bloke lost his marbles completely, or has he found them? Whichever side of the fence you sit on, this is an incredible about turn.
The Biden Administration Praises America’s “Incredible Success” in Afghanistan
There are just no words to explain the words from Joe Biden, and his administration, stating that the retreat from Afghanistan was “successful“. Maybe, amongst the burnt bodies, the Taliban executions, and $98 billion worth of hi-tech U.S. military equipment left for the Taliban to continue their Sharia Jihad, the word “success” now means “failure”.
We rarely get glimpses into the sheer anger created by the disastrous Afghan debacle caused by the severe turpitude and incompetence of the Biden administration, not only on the people of that dusty country, but the people of the United States, whom these vagabonds are meant to represent.
He blinked and it was gone…
Pursuant to the United States’ “incredible success” in Afghanistan, as Joe Biden has repeatedly termed it, Professor Vatz was reminded about the equally successful rhetoric by his very supportive Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, and wanted to write a paean to his consistently impressive rhetoric on the matter. Suitably impressed by Mr. Blinken’s words, he suggests the missing “H” in his name should be reinstated forthwith.
If Antony Blinken had Been Secretary of State in, say, 1943, He Would Have Said This About the Holocaust:
“We are, and this is no exaggeration, quite dissatisfied with Mr. Hitler’s treatment of Jewish citizens. However, we have confidence that once he and his cabinet realize that the World is Watching, they will reconsider their behavior and treat Jewish Europeans much better. We are actually hearing on background that the better treatment may have already started. Moreover, if the Axis Powers ever want to take their place in the family of nations — and we are certainly considering helping them do so — they will have to comport themselves better, and, again, we have every reason to believe that they will. Finally, we do not support Mr. Hitler’s continuing to use prominently such aides as Mr. Himmler, Mr. Goebbels, Dr. Mengele and others, and he really should add some women to his inner-circle.”
Professor Vatz is Distinguished Professor of Political Rhetoric at Towson University and is the author of several books, including The Only Authentic Book of Persuasion: The Agenda/Spin Model (LAD Custom Publishing, 2021 ) and the co-editor of Thomas S. Szasz: The Man and His Ideas (Transaction Publishers, 2017) and over 200 articles, book reviews and blogs.
Thanks to Joe Biden, China and its “Belt and Road Initiative” are set to takeover former U.S. and Coalition Bagram airfield, evacuated in Parwan province, eastern Afghanistan, on July 8, 2021 on the orders of Joe Biden.
Important Military Blueprints Compromised
The Chinese Military Intelligence and Military Technology team for the Communist country will be given direct access to the many helicopters and aircraft left behind by the Americans. Over 70 Blackhawk helicopters and hundreds of other aircraft were deserted by the retreating American forces in July. The aircraft that were said to be damaged will be repaired and back-engineered by the Chinese military.
“Thanks to Joe Biden, we will back-engineer their aircraft and other important radar equipment left behind. There is so much inventory here, it may take our engineers years to sift through all of it. We have been given permission from our new friends, the Taliban. As long as they get to use the equipment, they will allow us full access. We will repair, and maintain, as well as train Taliban pilots,” a Chinese Intelligence officer revealed.
The Afghan territory is of vast strategic importance to China, because they are militarily strengthening the Pakistani military as a proxy, in order for India to be attacked.
Chinese Embassy in Afghanistan is operating normally. The principle of non-interference in domestic affairs enables China to maintain the confidence that it need not close its embassy in Kabul which still functions normally in this special, chaotic time. pic.twitter.com/LiZA3O90ab
Chinese engineers and intelligence officers are already on the ground in Afghanistan, and never left, even when the Coalition forces were scrambling to get out of the country.
Afghanistan is worth trillions of dollars in rare earth materials and other rich resources, which is what the Chinese desperately need. Mining conveyance operations are already underway, ordered by the Chinese Communist Party.
Desperate lawyers for former Epstein sex slave, Virginia Giuffre, are running out of time to formerly hand legal papers regarding a bombshell lawsuit filed in a US court to Prince Andrew by hand at the Queen’s Balmoral estate. By law, the lawyers have to hand over the papers to Andrew before December 7th or the lawsuit will be deemed useless.
“We have a cunning plan. Because Prince Andrew is avoiding us at all costs and hiding in the royal palaces, and heavily guarded grounds, our team of 15 lawyers will parachute in from 16,000 ft, and land in the grounds where we will submit the legal papers to Prince Andrew in person,” one of the sharks, ahem, lawyers attending to the case revealed.
In response, Balmoral has increased security, and are even talking about installing anti-aircraft guns, and a team of SAS men to take down any lawyers who come even 20ft of Andrew.
“If Prince Philip was around, he would have taken it as the next best thing to pheasant hunting. Philip and his trusty Blunderbuss would have had a field day with parachuting lawyers. The Queen’s corgis would clean up the mess afterwards, of course,” Lord Fentanill of South Lanarkshire, quipped on the news.
Meanwhile, U.S. Vice President, Kamala Harris has chimed in to the legal row, and says she supports former prostitute, Virginia Giuffre 100%.
Taxing pensioners who have had to sell their fucking homes for social care, to get social care tax, Johnson is taxing the social care users who need it most. This level of insanity only resembles something from Jeremy Corbyn, and Boris Johnson is looking like turning into the moth-eaten old Comrade every single day.
Kicking the Brexit can down the road, adopting EU motoring laws, and not doing enough to get rid of EU red tape, Boris has seriously lost his mojo. Something sucked it out of him, and one suspects that thing is sharing his bed every night.
Since losing the architect of Vote Leave and his election success, Boris is a floundering toad, lost in the dark, destroying election manifesto promises, proposing insane taxes on pensioners and shelf stackers alike to the point of destruction.
“I thought Boris was a Tory, but he is actually a Corbynite at heart. Boris is following Jeremy Corbyn to the political grave,” one disillusioned Tory ex-voter revealed.
There is no way in hell anyone in their right mind should vote Tory ever again if they turn back on their manifesto promises. This does not mean anyone should vote Labour either — just don’t vote ever again. Why vote when your vote does not mean a thing?
Britain needs profound change from the current political system of two dominating parties, we need a party dedicated to Brexit, and enriching Britain. We need someone to take us out of this malaise of kowtowing to the EU. Delete every single EU directive and law imposed on Britain. Create a Singapore on the Thames, entice businesses from all over the world to open up shop in Britain, stop the fucking illegal Channel crossings, stop the bleeding. Pay British workers a fair wage to pick the tomatoes and get rid of the reliance of paying slave labour wages to EU workers. Increase manufacturing in Britain, when was the last time you saw a ‘Made in Britain’ sticker on a product? If Britain produces reliable, and sturdy products then people across the world will buy them and not that cheap nasty shite from China that breaks after two uses. People are prepared to pay for quality. Britain must export again, we need to up the scale on production, manufacturing and innovation to rival Silicon Valley and China. Open the ports up, build ships, export across the globe, bypass the EU if they continue to mess around with any form of trade deal. Yes, Liz Truss, is doing a wonderful job, but she is not being backed up by anything or anyone else. Britain needs to think like the Empire again, and go forth to conquer global trade with a vengeance. Britain also needs to inculcate a complete British education system and remove those in universities and schools who are trying to remove/re-write/subvert British history. Britons should be proud of their conquering Empire that has long-lost its lustre, however it still lies deep in the British psyche.
If lazy Boris cannot do the job any more, then someone should step up right now because time does not wait for anyone, and there are less than three years till the next election. Boris has lost his mojo completely and he either needs to get his mojo back, or let someone who has a modicum amount of testicles to take his place.
At this current moment, Jeremy Corbyn is in Number 10 Downing Street. Britain is floundering, and the Remainers smell blood. There is a distinct possibility, because of Boris Johnson’s failure to move ahead with Brexit, that Britain may rejoin the EU when future governments win the election unless something drastic is done now. Then Britain will be lost forever.
Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire Amazon founder, wants to cheat death, simply because he can’t bear leaving all his money behind when he pops his clogs. This is why he’s putting a substantial amount of his money into Altos Labs, a company that is searching for the secret to rejuvenation, and for life extension.
The new company, incorporated in the US and in the UK earlier this year, will establish several institutes in places including the Bay Area, San Diego, Cambridge, UK and Japan, and is recruiting a large cadre of university scientists with lavish salaries and the promise that they can pursue unfettered blue-sky research on how cells age and how to reverse that process.
Scientist, Shinya Yamanaka, will be heading the team. Apart from jointly winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2012, he experimented with mice, successfully adding four proteins to cells, now known as Yamanaka factors, they can be instructed to revert to a primitive state with the properties of embryonic stem cells. Unfortunately, although partially successful, the mice grew embryonic tumours, even though there were signs of skin rejuvenation.
There is a growing urgency in Silicon Valley for research into anti-ageing and rejuvenation, as many Big Tech billionaires see time running out for them. Yes, they have amassed huge fortunes by putting their money offshore and avoiding taxation, but dying will mean they will lose all that money. Bezos’ $200bn fortune, paid just £293m in tax in 2019 despite the company collecting UK sales of $17.5bn that year. Everyone fears death to a point, however this feeling of despair is punctuated further by those who are billionaires, for it is their ultimate greed for money and power that has driven them to amass such vast sums of cash, and yet, these people cannot buy eternal life or life extension with their billions. They are thus stuck, and it is their very own greed which defeats them in the end as they take their last breath and their brains shut down forever. Death is therefore the only equaliser left in this greed driven, soulless, plastic society of Big Tech billionaires.
One can imagine Bozos waking up in the middle of the night to check his bank balance, he is all sweated through, it’s his birthday, another foot in the grave, billions of dollars are at stake here. He has to cheat death, anything will do, anything!
The Chinese Communist Party’s education ministry is cutting down on effeminate weak ‘sissy men’, as espoused by the likes of K-Pop boy bands.
The feminization of boys in China is a real fear, as the country wants their men to be masculine and not weak delicate effeminate ponces prancing around with makeup and coiffured hair.
“The sissy fagg*tization of our young men is a real worry for the Party. We have to enrol all young men for gym classes, and stop the feminization of our prospective People’s Liberation Army future soldiers,” Qu Yong Li, a senior minister at the Education Ministry, told the state-run Xinhua News Agency.
The feminization of Chinese boys is “a direct threat to the development and survival of our nation.”
Demoralized West
Qu Yong Li, added: “We cannot have our soldiers sashaying down catwalks with their preened gay haircuts and makeup.
“In the West, men are indoctrinated to think masculinity is a crime, their young men are effectively psychologically castrated by the feminists from pre-school onwards. We, in China, need to turn away from this terrible crime, and inculcate strong masculine traits in our boys, so they are not weak f*ggots like Western men.”
Seems like the Chinese Communist Party is preparing for war, with strong men making strong soldiers, while the U.S. Army under Biden is more concerned with LGBTQP catwalks for their soldiers.
Sometimes, the most interesting and beautiful things in life happen unexpectedly! After all, we live in the digital era where we can connect easily with people from all around the world. A privilege that nowadays we take for granted, but people back in the 80s, 90s or even 00s never dreamed of.
Sannios has a fondness for what this digital social media era can offer and what has achieved for him.
He recalls: “During the first few months at Berklee College of Music, I was following
and adding fellow musicians on my social media platforms. I was a newcomer in the USA and I wanted to make as many connections as possible. In my mind, it was a typical thing and the best that I was expecting was adding a couple of good friends, a good rehearsal, forming my band, discussions about the classes and music in general.
I am a very communicative personality and after my graduation my intention was to move to LA, so I wanted to start making connections there. It all started with a random
question that I asked one of my friends.”
This random question would direct him to a series of events that led him to come in contact with many of the most accomplished musicians in LA.
“Delfi in my country Greece was regarded, by mythology, the “navel” (Omphalos) the centre of the world. Los Angeles is the “Delfi”, the “navel”, the centre of where the heart of music and film industry beats.’’
The story of John Sannios shows that everything is possible and that sometimes it only needs a starting point that can be just a question, or a discussion with a friend.
The new contact in LA was Francois Blaignan, an award-winning sound designer and producer. He is also a Berklee College of Music Alumnus with distinctions and important projects in his portfolio.
From left – Francois Blaignan, John Sannios at Blaignan’s Los Angeles studio.
He has worked on many nominated and awarded projects, such as the Academy Award-winning films “The thin Red Line” and “The Last Days”. He has worked on big multimedia projects like the “Avengers Station”. He has used Tinitus studios in LA for the needs of projects like “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996), “Human Nature” (2002) and many more.
While collaborating with Francois Blaignan on the sound of “MyShake” app in “Tinitus” he had the chance to meet the film and television composer Richard Friedman, well known in the performing arts for his dramatic and orchestral scores. His music has been licensed worldwide and used by directors and producers such as Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino and many others.
John Sannios and Richard Friedman working at Tinitus.
“I was thrilled to get to know him because I always admired his work! We agreed that there is a number of projects where my involvement with the sound design, orchestration, music editing in combination with my personal audio plug-ins setup was very much needed.
Meanwhile, we worked on the film “Mind Talker” where Richard Friedman is the music director. I was grateful that in a short period of time I had the chance to come in contact with such important and well-known figures of the industry.’’
Living in LA, Sannios had the chance to meet the fellow Greek award-winning film composer Kostas Christides with numerous credits to his name as a composer of original scores and as an orchestrator.
Kostas has been awarded for “Best Original Music” at Bare Bone International Film Festival and “Best Impact Of Music” at Park City Film Music Festival for his work in the film “29 Reasons To Run”. He is also the recipient of the “Best Original Score” award at the “Greek State Film Awards 2006” for his work in the German-Greek production “Eduart“. He has composed music for “The Stan Lee Story”, “Love Happens” (Universal), “Black Tulip” (Fox), “Perkins” 14 (Lions Gate), “Untraceable” (Paramount), “Dark Ride” (Lions Gate) amongst others.
“For me, getting involved in another promising collaboration, especially with a fellow Greek composer, was something more than welcome. I was aware of Kostas worldwide success back in Greece. I admire his orchestral textures and the clever way that Kostas brings every instrument of his entire orchestra out, allowing them to shine. The way he underscores the heightened emotions in combination with his complicated percussive patterns gives a warm character to his work. It always brings out emotions and highlights what matters the most.
With Kostas Christides we have an ongoing collaboration with work that includes music editing for a psychological thriller and music and foley editing for a documentary.’’
Working backstage was something new for Sannios as he was already a successful singer/songwriter and performer.
As he says: “I moved to LA during the pandemic. Working with people in the film scoring industry allowed me to enter a different environment from the one that I had used to. It was for me a new and alternative way of approaching music as a whole. This environment deals with music that is composed and recorded to fit the story of a film and to adhere to a strict timecode. You have to delve into the mental space of the movie and immerse yourself in a specific music genre or culture, and at the same time make critical decisions on things like instrumentation and sound design that can affect the overall outcome of the production. I can say that I like and enjoy both worlds, and I feel happy and fortunate that I opened that door.”
Everything happens for a reason and Sannios with his story is a living proof and grateful about it.
Holidaymakers are being subjected to over 5-hour waits in queues to re-enter Britain at Heathrow, but one family returning from their Spanish holiday found a quicker and easier way into the country.
“We took a flight to France, then went to Calais, where we bought a rubber dinghy for 40 euros. All four of us including our two kids and luggage fitted perfectly. For safety, we found some life jackets on the beach, perfectly wearable. Dover is that way, I pointed. Paddling away, we were twenty minutes into the trip when a French Navy frigate turned up. They explained that they could tow us most of the way across the Channel as a courtesy. We just sat back and enjoyed the view, the lovely French even dropped off some tasty baguettes filled with brie, and a bottle of chardonnay. On the way, we passed over 30 dinghies full of people, they too were being pulled by French Navy ships. Everyone was very cheerful, laughing and waving at us. In no time, we could see the white chalky Cliffs of Dover, and we all cheered. It was an ‘au revoir’ from our French friends, and we paddled for five minutes until the British coast guard turned up. They cheerfully said we would be towed to port, so we sat back once again, and enjoyed the VIP service. Arriving at shore, we were greeted by friendly border control staff who gave us blankets and hot cups of tea. We were then put on a bus and driven to a four star hotel for a full slap up meal and hot showers in our luxury rooms. They even gave us all vouchers worth £200 each to spend as we please. The mini bar was fully stocked, and the rib eye steak was delicious from room service. With tears in our eyes, we reluctantly left to go back home to London,” Philip Fetherlite, 45, revealed.
No 5-hour queues were involved at any stage of the trip home.
