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Joe O’Biden: “I Would Rather Give U.S. Trade Deal to IRA Than Britain”

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Joe O’Biden: “I Would Rather Give U.S. Trade Deal to IRA Than Britain”

When former U.S. president, Barack Obama said he would send the UK to the back of the queue if there was a Brexit, it seems like he was not lying. Along comes his puppet, Joe OBiden, a character so bereft of basic intelligence that he wouldn’t be able to see a gift horse’s mouth if it hit him at 70MPH. Such is the inane incorrigible deviancy of this corrupt old bag of detritus and his deranged socialist profligacy, that OBiden is now a vagrant in the global political forum. By denying Britain a U.S. Trade Deal, bitter OBiden has certainly not forgotten his Irish roots, and his deep-seated support for the Irish Republican Army.

Joe OBiden probably watches footage of IRA bombings on British civilians when relaxing at home in Delaware on another one of his multiple vacations where his secretive handlers come to give him his orders for the next session of America’s ruination. There are no rules for recording meetings at his private home, so his handlers can stay anonymous, although anyone with a brain can figure out who they are.

As for the simpering figure of Boris kowtowing to this vindictive angry pute de merde, let us say it is a truly sickening sight. Grovelling will not get anyone anywhere, and this is what Boris does not seem to get. If he really was serious, he would utilise leverage to instate a trade deal, for example putting the AUKUS deal on hold, or something even more threatening. Socialists do not respond to reason or logic, only threats of taking away something from them spur them into action.

As it is already coming along fine, the economic collapse of the USA is already underway, as the OBiden administration may not be able to fulfil their debt liabilities soon. There could very well be an impasse with the Republicans refusing to agree to another insane debt ceiling created from the profligate OBiden spending sprees on profligate socialist pet projects that will amount to nothing but misery and economic pain.

In August 2021, the public debt of the United States was around 28.43 trillion U.S. dollars, around 1.7 trillion more than a year earlier. Soon, the U.S. will not be able to service the debt they owe, and this means government workers will not get paid, snowballing into social security not being paid, amongst pensions etc. The Unfunded Debt Liabilities of the USA are even higher, and this is something no one dares to mention, for a very good reason.

It seems the USA will have to keep their chlorinated chicken for themselves for now, so Britain must wait until there is a new administration in the future who are not biased against their interests, and who are not so bound by their hatred for the British as the Obama Biden team is.

London Breed is Not Falling Down

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London Breed is Not Falling Down

There is an outrageous unfairness that America’s San Francisco Mayor London Breed is facing: criticism for violating her own Covid-19 mask rules.

The mayor was caught dancing at a nightclub, despite her own rule that unless one is eating or drinking, one must wear a mask to prevent others from catching your COVID infection, if you have one.

The mask rule is quite serious, as San Francisco has a system of vaccine passports that is enforced at the very club at which Breed was a customer.

Why should the mayor be criticized? She explained in an interview: “I was feeling “the spirit,” and I wasn’t thinking about a mask…we don’t need the “Fun Police” to come in and micromanage and tell us what we should or shouldn’t be doing,”

A perfectly reasonable explanation. Most people do not remember all the rules they set, especially when “the spirit” hits them.

Moreover, the “Fun Police,” who lack international accreditation, has no power over people stalked by “the spirit,” stalking which, as in the case of Ms. Breed, causes people to involuntarily dance.

How important is it to let “the spirit” supersede one’s dedication to a law, even a law supported by the lawbreaker for others?

Well, the answer is found in Nat King Cole’s rendition of “Every Time I feel the Spirit:”

Down in the valley, when I feel weak
It’s when the devil, usually speaks
Because he’s crafty, and full of lies
I need the Spirit to keep me wise.

So what was Mayor Breed to do, give in to the devil?

Absolutely not!

So when do political principals break important rules?

When and only when they hear “the spirit.”

If they violate the law and did not hear the spirit, they should be arrested.

All Americans and Anglophiles should support Mayor London Breed, named, no doubt, for her cosmopolitan predilections.

Case closed.

Richard E.Vatz is Towson Distinguished Professor at Towson University

Meghan Markle Leads Prince Harry into the Forgotten Forest

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Meghan Markle Leads Prince Harry into the Forgotten Forest

One rarely ventures into the Forgotten Forest, and one rarely comes out alive, but there are fears in the palace on this eve that the wayward Prince Harry has ventured into a place where he may never return.

Enticed into the dark place where creatures slither, where dark spirits dwell, and where no man ever returns in one piece, the prince is jolly and seemingly ripe for the slaughter. Meghan, the smiling face of deceit, power play, greed and narcissism leads him by the hand with slithering seductive whispers in his ear, promises that are steeped in lies and perfidiousness.

You must give everything you have, you must be completely possessed by my power, you must relinquish your very soul to me, everything must be taken from you, and for this I will only give you misery and heartache, the harridan whispers gently, almost a lulling hypnotic chant that he cannot relinquish himself from.

The winding roots seem to move as the prince is led deeper into the bowels of the darkness, and yet he still does not realise what is going on.

Just a little farther we shall go, she whispers. The snakes suddenly come alive, hissing and seething with excitement as the skipping fool nears.

All manner of beasts congregate, they have been priorly invoked to sup on this feast fast approaching. Some of these creatures even jostle for position in anticipation of the first bite.

Led like a lamb to the slaughter, Meghan stands still whilst Harry innocently continues walking. The grinning smirk on her face tells all, as the forest envelopes the poor prince with one almighty gulp.

Picking up the money bags, the stolen royal jewels and the prince’s fallen cap, she turns around and walks calmly back along the path, smiling at the skeletons and skulls of past men who dared venture her way.

M25 Eco Zealot Roadkill Could Solve Meat Shortage in Supermarkets

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M25 Eco Zealot Roadkill Could Solve Meat Shortage in Supermarkets

Supergluing your anus to a motorway where vehicles travel at over 70 MPH may seem like a good idea for an eco ‘warrior’ zealot protesting about home insulation, but for sane people, it’s just plain fucking crazy, and you could end up as a case of roadkill.

“If you have an 18-wheeler HGV travelling at 65 MPH go over one of these chumps who has superglued themselves to the road, it would be a mess. The first set of wheels would burst out their insides all over the bloody place, then the second set of wheels would crush all the bones, and the third and fourth flatten the eco zealot roadkill maybe as flat as a piece of paper,” an engineer studying the subject revealed.

Currently, eco zealots are holding up multiple motorways in the country, and these thick idiots do not realise that whatever Britain does for ecological matters does not matter when you have China and India pumping out trillions of tonnes of pollutants into the atmosphere and environment every year.

“If the entirety of Britain did not eat, fart, or expel any carbon dioxide for 100 years, it would not make a difference to the global ecology simply because you have countries like China/India/USA polluting the earth ad infinitum. If Britain were to disappear tomorrow, it would not make an iota of difference to the global levels of poison being pumped out by China or India. Why don’t these morons go to China, where the real problem is? I’ll tell you fucking why, because these idiots would be locked up, their bare feet beaten with steel rods, then executed just before they have their organs harvested for some rich Saudi Arabian who needs new kidneys,” one man with some sense said whilst sitting on the M25 in a 28-mile-long queue for six hours.

Meat eaters gotta eat! So looks like it’s eco terrorist roadkill for your winter stew pot, freshly ground on the M25…hmmm…nothing like a piping hot meat casserole for those dark winter evenings.

Here Are Some of the Top Smartphones for Mobile Casino Gaming

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Here Are Some of the Top Smartphones for Mobile Casino Gaming

Smartphones and tablets have emerged as the preferred gambling devices for online entertainment. Players who found it worthwhile to switch from land-based bookmakers, casinos and bingo rooms to the Internet, have wholeheartedly embraced the mobile revolution. Today, a significant percentage of the new players gamble on smartphones, and the only decision they need to make is what gadget to acquire.

You can’t go wrong with Apple devices

If money is not of the essence, and you want to own the very best smartphones money can buy, Apple gadgets are an excellent option. Whether you choose to play on the latest iPhone or experience the thrills of a bigger display on the iPad, your decision will be fulfilling. The Cupertino giant finally allowed gambling developers to promote their apps on the iOS operating system. This led to a surge in the number of casino games and software for iPhones and tablets, and this trend is going strong.

Online casino players who want more specific security features from new casino sites like the many listed here — would naturally be inclined to choose the latest smartphone. For Apple fans, this would be the iPhone 13, a brand-new gadget just released by the company. It comes with an intimidating price tag, but it delivers the best performance you can hope from a mobile device. If you are already the proud owner of a recent smartphone produced by Apple, you can trust its performance. Even gadgets developed three or four years ago will run all the available games smoothly.

Samsung smartphones are the most popular

Apple might be the most successful when it comes to maximizing profits, but Samsung has the biggest market share. Android devices are immensely popular, and the South Korean giant has more than a handful of exceptional smartphones. The Galaxy series has emerged as the ideal choice for Android fans who wanted the best smartphones money can buy.

These phones are released on a yearly basis, and they don’t depreciate all that fast, so players can fully enjoy them for online gambling needs.

Once again, if we are to talk specifics, Samsung Galaxy S 21 is the top of the line and the obvious smartphone for prospective buyers. It doesn’t come with a prohibitive price, but it is still very expensive for most people. Just like its Apple counterparts, S series phones released a few years ago are perfectly capable of running all casino games. In fact, the top-tier smartphones and tablets produced by both companies are incredibly powerful, comparable to Pocket PCs.

Strong contenders from other brands

Asus ROG Phone 5, Lenovo Legion Phone Duel, and Nubia Red Magic 5G are some exceptional devices for online gambling. These smartphones are in fact designed for gaming, so in many regards, they are superior to both Apple and Samsung counterparts. If you want to use your phone mostly for mobile casino entertainment and video games, you won’t be disappointed with what these gadgets have to offer.

AUKUS: Furious Macron Calls China For Possible EU War Pact

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AUKUS: Furious Macron Calls China For Possible EU War Pact

According to aides, when French president Emmanuel Macron heard of the U.S, U.K. Australian nuclear submarine pact, AUKUS, being announced, he flew into such a rage that he threw his old wife’s poodle, Hortense, out the window.

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“Nous regardions les Euronews. Ensuite, they annoncé les UK/US/Australia nuclear submarine pact. Macron flew into une rage incontrôlable, he picked up le caniche de sa femme et a jeté le poor thing through la fenêtre!” one of Macron’s terrified aides recalled.

It is not known what happened to the poodle, but after throwing numerous priceless objet d’art around his Elysée Palace office, Macron picked up the phone straight to his pal, Xi Jinping in Beijing.

It is no secret that the EU appeases China at every opportunity, and this loss of a lucrative $90 Billion submarine deal with the Australians may have pushed the EU over the edge.

“L’UE aime la Chine. Ils sont like notre big frère Soviétique. L’armée de l’UE will now side avec la Chine. Let us see what les cochons Britanniques disent when l’armée Chinoise et Européenne débarque à Dover?” the French Minister of War, Jacques Bonyparte, shouted in the French parliament on Friday.

As leaders of Australia, the United Kingdom, and the United States, guided by our enduring ideals and shared commitment to the international rules-based order, we resolve to deepen diplomatic, security, and defense cooperation in the Indo-Pacific region, including by working with partners, to meet the challenges of the twenty-first century. As part of this effort, we are announcing the creation of an enhanced trilateral security partnership called “AUKUS” – Australia, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Through AUKUS, our governments will strengthen the ability of each to support our security and defense interests, building on our longstanding and ongoing bilateral ties. We will promote deeper information and technology sharing. We will foster deeper integration of security and defense-related science, technology, industrial bases, and supply chains. And in particular, we will significantly deepen cooperation on a range of security and defense capabilities.

As the first initiative under AUKUS, recognizing our common tradition as maritime democracies, we commit to a shared ambition to support Australia in acquiring nuclear-powered submarines for the Royal Australian Navy. Today, we embark on a trilateral effort of 18 months to seek an optimal pathway to deliver this capability. We will leverage expertise from the United States and the United Kingdom, building on the two countries’ submarine programs to bring an Australian capability into service at the earliest achievable date.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-us-and-australia-launch-new-security-partnership

 

Chopped Raab: “Might As Well Finish My Holiday Now!”

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Chopped Raab: “Might As Well Finish My Holiday Now!”

After being so rudely interrupted by Biden’s catastrophic mismanaged collapse of Afghanistan during his holiday, the newly chopped from the Cabinet, former Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab is to reconvene on the island of Crete to finish his holiday.

“I shall go back to the luxury resort with my wife and lie on the same sun lounger I was on when I was so rudely interrupted by the fall of Afghanistan,” Mr Raab emphatically revealed on Thursday.

As the Taliban entered Kabul, Raab had barely ingested his piña colada, and was luxuriating on the private beach away from all the world’s trials and tribulations. The Royal Villa with Courtyard and own private swimming pool is a mere £4,600 per night at the Amirandes, an exclusive ideal on the far-east of the island. It is understandable that at that price, Afghanistan and people flinging themselves off fucking exiting aeroplanes would be a mild consideration to the sun glazed Raab.

“Why do you go on bloody holiday anyway? To get away from everything, and that means absolutely that. If I’m on a secluded beach with a cocktail in one hand and my wife is smacking her lips preparing to fellate, no amount of phone calls or apocalyptic disasters would sway me,” an understanding commentator on the subject explained.

Back to the sun it is then…

Comrade Bolshevik General Mark Milley Honoured by Chinese Communist Party

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Comrade Bolshevik General Mark Milley Honoured by Chinese Communist Party

These days, it is quite hard to know who the enemy is any more, especially when High Treason committed against the United States is celebrated by the Biden administration. Comrade General Mark Milley is thus to be honoured today by the CCP, and People’s Liberation Army of communist China for his treason against the United States and President Donald. J. Trump.

According to Pentagon reports, the Bolshevik General Milley contacted the enemy (China) and relayed sensitive military intelligence to them, in a clear breach of protocol or role for the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Celebrated for his “brave betrayal of the USA” both by China and denizens of the Biden administration, Comrade General Mark Milley will be flown to Beijing later on today to receive a CCP medal for his service to the Chinese Communist Party, and People’s Liberation Army.

“We want more Americans to divulge Top Secret military intelligence with us, especially before we attack the United States and eradicate their population. This sort of American treason helps us greatly. Thank you so much, Comrade Milley,” a high ranking PLA officer revealed today.

Chinese President, Xi Jinping, will host Comrade General Milley at his residence in Beijing before the ceremony begins. Unfortunately, it will not be televised due to its Top Secret nature.

Another Day Living in the Hell of Sadiq Khan’s Machete London

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Another Day Living in the Hell of Sadiq Khan’s Machete London

They used to say the streets of London were paved with gold, today, they are only paved with blood, and severed hands. Nothing has been accomplished for this once great capital city during London Mayor, Sadiq Khan’s prolonged apathetic, profligate tenure.

Spending the money of Londoners on useless woke initiatives that benefit no one apart from the far left contractors who receive the projects, London today is a cesspool of gang violence, hatred, drugs and far left communist political zealots. Gone are the days of any form of positiveness, these days if you survive another day, another hour or minute in Khan’s blood soaked London, you are considered a blessed lucky soul.

Because of Sadiq Khan, the Afro-Caribbean gang violence is now everywhere. Instead of coming down hard on these vermin, they are fully protected by Sadiq Khan’s evil crony administration, because arresting them would be deemed as “racist”. The daily machete hacking stories abound, and the knife stabbings are now at such a level that the phrase “having a Sunday carve up” means something totally different to what it was meant to mean.

Gun crime has also increased tenfold, and it is easy to acquire automatic weapons from many pub car parks in London, all you have to do is know the right pub to go to. Guns typically come in via the ports from the Continent, places like Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, and are smuggled in unassembled. Once in the UK, the weapons are assembled, and sold to the gangs. It is a lucrative business for the smugglers, especially as the identifying codes are filed off. You can get a Glock 17 for about £600, and they will throw in a few clips of ammo to boot. Acquiring something like a SIG MCX Rattler would set you back about £2,500.

The horrifying video of a man recently stabbed multiple times in the back just as he was walking beside a park, is all too prevalent in the capital city today. It is an almost given that you will be randomly stabbed at some point just for being somewhere, or your children caught up at any point as they meander back from school. Catching covid is now a secondary consideration to catching a six-inch butcher’s knife in your liver from behind.

The people who voted for Sadiq Khan to have a second term as mayor of London, are either clinically insane masochists or devout Labour voters. That is the crux of the matter, London is ruled by effete liberal twats who run the majority of the councils, and they have the lobbying power to push their mayoral candidate forward despite the fucker’s record. As they increase Council Tax to impossible levels, so they can enjoy their gold-plated salaries, Tuscan holidays, and pensions, they are the ones who defend and mollycoddle the criminals whilst criminalising and punishing the victims of crime.

One can almost feel the Travis Bickle inside bubbling up, to clean the streets of the scum, the words “Suck on this!” resonate.

Harry Buys Apache Attack Helicopter Now Parked at Montecito Mansion

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Harry Buys Apache Attack Helicopter Now Parked at Montecito Mansion

Much to the chagrin of the Montecito neighbours of Meghan and Harry, the noise created by Prince Harry’s new acquisition, a second-hand AH-64 Apache, twin-turboshaft attack helicopter from the defeated Afghan campaign, is becoming quite bothersome.

Julio Gonzalez, 42, who owns a property close to the Sussex clan, has clearly had enough.

“He [Harry] opens the engines up at five in the morning, then flies around their big garden for sometimes one hour. The other day he was hovering over my bedroom window just after I had given our maid, Conchita, a good seeing to on the bed. I bet he saw everything, the dirty bastard, and if my wife hears about it, ay Dios mío, I am muerto! I should have seen the spotlight, but I was too busy.”

Prince Harry is supposedly an expert pilot of the Apache helicopter, and during his tour of Afghanistan dispatched thousands of Afghans.

One of his former co-pilots, Flight Lieutenant, Roger “Balls” Kinsky, spoke highly of Harry’s heroic Apache escapades.

“Crazy days man, we called Harry “Trigger”, because he would unload AGM-114s like they were going out of fashion. One day, we had some Marines pinned down in a village complex in Pishin Lora. The Commander just said, “Send Harry in”.  When he got there, he was drunk as a skunk, he took out the Muj and the entire squad of Marines, plus 351 civilians. Like, he was royalty, so the Commander just let that one go, it was written up as Mission Accomplished.”

The prince has obviously been given special dispensation to purchase and keep the Apache helicopter on his property by Californian legislators, but if he causes any damage or death, they may say something about the whole matter.

As for Meghan Markle, she is reported to be okay with the new purchase, and puts it all down to “boys and their toys” besides some of that Netflix cash had to go somewhere.

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