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Macron: “I cannot stand bullies!”

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The French president, Emmanuel Macron sporting two black eyes behind his shiny sunglasses at the WEF Davos meeting this year, has declared that he does not care much for bullies.

It is not known who gave the French president his black eyes, but his wife Brigitte Macron was close to the podium at the time of his speech and was sporting some pretty bruised knuckles.

On the other side of the podium was the Teflon Don, otherwise known as the President of the United States. His clenched fists and mean face sure told a few stories.

Macron, ever the greasy sleazebag, is known to be courteous and charming in front of people, but as soon as their back is turned, he always gets out the knives for a serious session of backstabbing and malicious gossip. Maybe, they’re not “bullies” maybe they’re just fighting back.

GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH!

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Batten down the hatches, secure the huskies, wave the polar bears away and tell them to get to shelter, something’s coming in fast, and it’s big.

Can you hear that? What? That sound — ahh, yes, Ride of the Valkyrie…

 

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U.S. Data Will Now be Compromised by Starmer’s Super Spy China Embassy

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Thanks to Keir Starmer, U.S. data will now be mined and collected en masse by the Super Spy China Embassy, which he okayed today.

Starmer, who is flying to China soon, okayed the building of the Super Spy Chinese Hub because he wants to make some deals with the CCP. Labour are trading off the national security of the UK and US for piffling economic pennies from China.

The site of the Chinese Super Spy Embassy goes directly over major data cables that daily transmits top secret tactical security details as well as most of the financial data that links the City of London Financial District. Sensitive U.S. data will be siphoned off and sent to Beijing where CCP, and PLA analysts will collate and parse the lucrative information to benefit Chinese communist interests.

Britain’s spy chiefs have warned the anti-democratic Labour government that they cannot “wholly eliminate” the national security risks around China’s new London embassy after Labour stupidly granted permission for it to go ahead.

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In a joint letter, the heads of MI5 and GCHQ warned that it was “not realistic to expect to be able wholly to eliminate each and every potential risk” associated with the development, on the former Royal Mint site in east London. In other words, what goes on in the Super Spy China Embassy stays there before stolen and hacked data is transferred to Beijing.

The Chinese will have Diplomatic Immunity, and will not allow any form of inspection. With deep underground rooms, and vast antenna arrays on the roof planned, the Chinese agents will also utilise sweeping techniques to hack all calls in London, including the U.S. Embassy and crucial supposedly “clandestine” staff in-country.

PM Keir Starmer congratulated himself today on “ensuring Britain’s security and national interests” by okaying a massive Chinese spy hub, bang in the middle of London.

UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

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Don’t worry folks, Greenland is safe from Donald Trump, the big orange bully. Britain and Europe’s hollowed out underfunded LGBTQP armies are on the way to save the day.

British PM Kier Starmer is set to send multiple LGBTQP regiments of 12 soldiers to dance around and wave flags to iconic pop stars like Lady Ga Ga, Pet Shop Boys and Erasure.

“Along with the LGBQTP regiments of trans and gay soldiers, we have also put together a few bicycles, multiple butt plugs, a horse, and cart and one World War II rifle.

“The Europeans will send 14 troops that they can muster together all wearing leather LGBTQP bondage gear, cock rings, and large floppy dildos.”

According to the Europeans and the UK, floppy dildos can be very effective in combat.

Let’s face it, with a strong USA, led by a strong president, and a strong military, there is zero respect towards a weak Europe and UK with pathetically ineffectual underfunded militaries. If Europe and the EU want to be treated with respect, and as equals, to the USA, they better get their fucking military in order. Russia and China could go through Europe in less than a week at the state of things currently. Trump is right to put the weak UK and EU in the crosshairs with Greenland. They better dump woke soviet shit, they better reinstate free speech, they better stop pussying around like fucking roadkill caught in the headlights. Trump, of course, would be treating a non-socialist non-soviet non-woke entity with a lot more respect, but instead he’s dealing with you fucking soviet woke pinko whackos. This is a lesson they still don’t fucking get. Starmer is a useless, feeble, ineffectual, woke bureaucratic piss stain. Decades of woke LGTQP indoctrination has left the UK and European continent defenceless and demoralised. The brutal, ruthless forces waiting to invade, will have no mercy, they will have no compassion, they will have no pity or weakness as they destroy everything in their path and leave Europe and the UK in ruins, begging for surrender. America will watch that from afar and say: “I told you so!”

World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

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Global supply chains have moved into a period of lasting instability, according to a new report from the World Economic Forum, prompting companies and governments to rethink how and where they invest and produce.

The research finds that almost three quarters of business leaders now place resilience at the heart of their investment strategies, with 74 percent viewing it as a source of future growth rather than a defensive cost.

The report, Global Value Chains Outlook 2026: Orchestrating Corporate and National Agility, produced in collaboration with Kearney, argues that today’s volatility reflects a deep structural shift rather than a temporary disruption.

Geopolitical fragmentation, faster technological change, industrial policy intervention, the energy transition and tightening resource constraints are fundamentally reshaping global value chains and making disruption a permanent feature of the economic landscape.

Kiva Allgood, Managing Director at the World Economic Forum, said volatility can no longer be treated as a passing phase. She noted that competitive advantage increasingly depends on foresight, flexibility and coordination across entire ecosystems, adding that companies and countries that develop these capabilities together will be better placed to attract investment, secure supply and sustain growth in a more fragmented global economy.

Evidence of this shift is already visible. In 2025, tariff escalations between major economies redirected more than 400 billion dollars in global trade flows.

Disruptions across key shipping routes pushed container shipping costs up by 40 percent year-on-year, while manufacturing output in advanced economies grew at its slowest pace since 2009.

At the same time, more than 3,000 new trade and industrial policy measures were introduced globally during the year, more than three times the annual level seen a decade earlier. Together, these trends underline why supply chain resilience has become central to both corporate strategy and national competitiveness.

Alongside the  Global Supply Chains report, the Forum has launched the Manufacturing and Supply Chain Readiness Navigator, a digital tool designed to turn analysis into practical insight. Built on global indices, the tool helps governments identify competitiveness gaps and prioritise reforms, while allowing businesses to assess infrastructure readiness and ecosystem strength when making location and investment decisions.

The report also points to examples of how targeted national strategies are already influencing manufacturing performance.

In Ireland, Skillnet Ireland links government, industry and educators to provide subsidised training aligned with business needs.

In China, large-scale investment in digital infrastructure under the New Infrastructure initiative has enabled real-time industrial connectivity through extensive 5G deployment. In Qatar, a national dashboard tracking essential food items in real time strengthens supply security by allowing early intervention and rapid, data-led responses to disruption.

Per Kristian Hong, Partner at Kearney, said supply chain disruption in 2026 is likely to be constant and structural. He argued that geopolitical tensions, changing trade rules and labour shortages are redefining how value is created and moved, forcing supply leaders to redesign operating models to function under permanent uncertainty. This, he said, means moving away from efficiency-led systems towards adaptive networks that can be reconfigured as conditions change.

America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

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Incidents in which children aged one to three have discharged unsecured firearms since 2015 are rising at an exponential rate, according to the stats. Officials stress the toddlers themselves are not ideologically motivated, though several are known to operate under the influence of nap deprivation and unregulated access to kitchen drawers.

Terrible Twos

Texas, Florida and parts of the Midwest emerge as hotspots, with analysts attributing the spike to a potent mix of unsecured weapons, open-plan living, and the uniquely American belief that a Glock is an acceptable substitute for a baby monitor.

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“These are not hardened criminals,” said one unnamed official. “They are sticky, confused, and emotionally volatile, but the threat profile is real.”

Parents remain defiant. “My son is a good kid,” said one father who had his left testicle shot off, he explained that the firearm involved had been left on a coffee table “for protection”. The toddler in question declined to comment, citing a pressing need to eat a crayon.

Think tanks are divided on solutions. Some propose toddler buy-back schemes, exchanging firearms for plush toys. Others argue for responsible storage, though this has been criticised as “anti-freedom” by groups who believe constitutional rights begin at birth, possibly earlier.

The White House has urged calm, reminding citizens that statistically toddlers remain more likely to shoot themselves than others, a reassurance widely regarded as missing the point.

At press time, several suspects were reportedly neutralised by Goldfish crackers and an episode of Peppa Pig.

BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland

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In a spectacular military operation, U.S. forces captured the President of Greenland, and have now secured the entire country on the orders of President Donald J. Trump.

In the early hours of Monday morning, social media sites were buzzing with the news of the clinical snatch and grab operation. Thankfully, there were no casualties apart from a little melting.

We Got Him

President Trump made the announcement on his Truth Social website.

“President Lort Hoved of Greenland has been captured. This is tremendous news, I give you. Our tremendous marines and Delta Force, you know they’re the best in the world, well, they swooped down into the field, you know in the snowy conditions, and they grabbed the president. Don’t mess with America, if we want something, we gotta have it. Don’t listen to the fake news folks, trust me when I tell you, this is huge, tremendous real news straight from your supreme commander of the most tremendous military in the world. Those Marines, shoulda seen ’em, they were tremendous, huge!!! Tremendous. I like the Danish people, we got no issues with ’em, but that president had to go, and now we own Greenland. Sorry, Denmark, but you kinda owed us. Drilling and mining starts tomorrow. Russia and China! Did I mention them? China! China! China!”

QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

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Security analysts have revealed that the Chinese Super Spy Embassy championed by Kier Starmer will be a lucrative spy hub hoovering up as much economic/strategic/military data about the UK as possible, and will be a fundamental threat to Britain.

The British data cables that run close to the plans for the Chinese embassy are direct routes to the City of London financial district where billions of pounds are traded every day, and will also be a goldmine of data beneficial to China regarding multi-million pound deals.

Utilising high-end military quantum computers, that data will be sent to Beijing, where it will be analysed and parsed for future use. The stolen secrets will also be handed over to teams of Chinese hackers, who will be able to pinpoint vulnerabilities to exploit in the security gaps.

CHINESE SUPER SPY EMBASSY2 B-WThe data cable hack will not only spy on the UK but on the entirety of Europe and the United States, along with the Middle East and South East Asia, where financial deals may occur.

Kier Starmer is knowingly endangering Western economies and will permanently damage the United Kingdom with his decision to allow the Chinese Super Spy Embassy to go ahead.

On the roof of the embassy will also be located, masses of cell phone grabbing antennas that will sweep the entirety of London and capture as much data as possible 24 hours a day.

The security services in countries like Britain, generally need to apply to acquire data from a source, which then is okayed or refused by an independent adjudicator, but the Chinese Communist Party is not bound by such rules and regulations. Their modus operandi is to grab, steal, hack as much data from their enemies as possible for the benefit of China, economically and in strategic military terms.

Much like the Chinese social media spy app, TikTok, the massive treasure trove of data which will be acquired by the Chinese Super Spy Embassy will be used to manipulate the West, and benefit the Chinese economy to the detriment of Britain, Europe and the United States.

By agreeing to have this monstrous Chinese spy hub to be built in the centre of London, Kier Starmer is effectively committing High Treason and aiding the enemy.

Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

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Comrades, Kemi Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party, a wing of the Labour Party with pretty much the exact policies, has sacked a conservative minister, because he was too conservative and was about to defect to brigand Farage and his party.

Comrade Badenoch addressed the remaining Tory Party of five today in a little room at the Tory HQ.

“Comrades, Robert Jenrick has been sacked. He was a proper conservative, you know with conservative ideas. His toxic Tory policies were an affront to the socialist/communist ideological base of the socialist Tory Party and Labour Party. I sincerely hope all five of you are sticking to socialist thoughts and policies that appeal to Labourite Lib Dem/Green Marxist socialism. If I find anyone talking to the brigand, and partisan swine Farage, you too will be thrown into the street with your clothes.”

Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day!

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Your expensive car’s chassis is now bent to shit, and the suspension just fell off. Wahey! Britain’s pothole misery is a joyous thing that only Brits can do with gusto, especially on National Pothole Day.

With a £17 billion black hole to fix all the potholes, let’s face it, our roads are shite.

“I’ve seen better roads in Africa, but of course those are newly built roads courtesy of the Chinese Belt and Road Initiative. Over here in Blighty, the government does not ringfence tax revenue from road tax or fuel duty, whereas European countries like France and Germany do, which is why they have roads that function well, and we don’t.” a notable fellow revealed from a garage somewhere.

Until the government spends money actually taxed for roads on the fucking roads, there will continue to be potholes so deep you can fit a Cranberries lyric in it.