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Most Popular Lifestyle Choices for Homeowners in 2022/23

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Most Popular Lifestyle Choices for Homeowners in 2022/23

As the year comes to an end and homeowners look to upgrade and improve their living space in 2023, what are the most popular choices? For working adults who want to make life a bit more comfortable, safe, fun, or relaxing, there are plenty of interesting choices. The good news is that they’re all affordable and don’t require people to upend their entire daily routines. Many property owners are converting spare bedrooms into exercise or meditation areas.

But that’s not the only option. Others choose to get out of the house and take advantage of outdoor gym equipment for a breath of fresh air and a dose of daily physical activity. Inside, many are choosing to install home lifts to create a safer, more elegant environment in which staircases are not needed. Rooftop solar panels, sculptures, and wall hangings are just a few of the other things homeowners are acquiring to upgrade the look and overall efficiency of where they live. Consider the following details about some of the ways people are transforming their lifestyles for the better.

Home Lifts

Home lifts are gaining popularity among property owners who like the idea of adding a touch of elegance to their surroundings. But an often-overlooked advantage of lifts is that they provide a high degree of safety as they mitigate the need for using long, sometimes dangerous staircases. Nowadays, while home lift prices are around £16k, the cost is reasonable for owners who want the triple benefit of safety, attractiveness, and additional property value.

Neighbourhoods with Outdoor Gym Equipment

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As more adults are discovering the many health and wellness advantages of exercising outside, it’s becoming more common to enjoy the fresh air while doing a daily routine of callisthenics and other exercises. While outdoor fitness equipment costs vary in the UK, prices are reasonable, which is why so many city governments, local agencies, flats, houses, and others are adding the equipment to their property. Using outdoor gym equipment is easy because it’s not only strong and stable, but also immune to the effects of inclement climate conditions. People of all ages can access the units in public gardens, parks, office complexes, school grounds, hospital campuses, and in many other convenient locations.

Meditation/Hobby Rooms

Turning an extra bedroom into a special place for meditating or doing hobbies is the top choice for homeowners who want to make their living quarters unique and suited to their preferred purposes. The primary benefit of having a spare room is that you can convert it into virtually anything you want. Common choices are to use these kinds of spaces for mini-libraries, sewing rooms, meditation spaces, taking up photography, and for whatever your hobby happens to be.

Solar Panels, Sculptures, and Wall Hangings

Rooftop solar arrays are catching on like wildfire, partly due to the fact that prices have been coming down steadily for several years. Plus, it’s possible to remove the panels and take them with you if you decide to relocate to another city or neighbourhood. Large sculptures and decorative wall hangings are the two hottest additions for new and older homes these days. Indeed, big art is currently making a major comeback after about a decade of hibernation.

Life in the Slow Lane

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Life in the Slow Lane

Often referred to as America’s paradise, the US Virgin Islands are one of the most popular vacation spots in the Caribbean and one of the best destinations for a cruise holiday. As of 2020, the islands received a total of 9 million tourists, generating significant revenue for the islands while fueling local businesses to thrive.

Made up of three different islands; St Thomas, St John and St John, with a dozen other different islands dotted around, one of the best ways to get to see most of the islands is by boat. Whether you’re an experienced boater or are planning your first sailing holiday, below we’ll dive into a wealth of information covering everything you need to know for a sailing trip in the US Virgin Islands.

How is a sailing holiday different?

sailing holiday 2Often, when going on holiday with the family in tow, it can seem like you need another break after returning home. With a sailing holiday you can experience life in the slow lane as you meander around the crystal blue waters of the US Virgin Islands at your leisure.

There are a few different ways to experience a sailing holiday and your options will depend on how experienced you are at sailing. For those most experienced and who hold a license to sail, why not head over to Borrow a boat to charter your own boat and lead the show as you sail around on your own schedule.

For those less experienced at sailing, a sailing holiday with a skipper gives you the opportunity to learn a new skill while having a guiding hand to show you the best places to sail around the islands with complete peace of mind. Alternatively, you can charter a boat with a full crew, meaning you don’t have to worry about anything other than where you left your snorkel. The crew will take care of everything from planning your route, to stocking up on provisions for the boat and even the cooking.

What’s more, while many of the popular tourist spots on the island can get a little crowded in the peak months, being on your own boat means you can escape the tourist hotspots and head off to the more secluded areas that are yet to be discovered by many tourists.

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What can you gain from a sailing holiday

Embarking on a sailing holiday has many more benefits, including developing key skills that will last you a lifetime and create memories that you will treasure. Let’s take a look at some of the benefits of a sailing holiday below.

Bond with your friends or family

Holidays are a special time to bond with family or friends and make treasured memories that you will keep forever. However, a sailing holiday does much more as it requires you to work as a team to steer the ship. While everyone is eager to spend their time on deck, catching the sun, taking in the sounds of the lapping waves and the seagulls above, a sailing holiday requires everyone to chip in with a little effort and a lot of teamwork.

Not only will you make treasured memories, you will strengthen your relationship with your fellow crew mates as you navigate a new adventure.

Find a state of peacefulness

When staying in a hotel resort, it can often be easy to get caught up in all the activities going on around you, from themed evening dinners, to aqua aerobics classes, trips to local cultural icons and tourist excursions from your resort. However, being on your own private boat removes you from the hustle and bustle of tourist resorts and offers you a calm and serene place where you can relax and clear your mind.

Save money on excursions

Staying at a hotel resort means that you’re limited to what you can see unless you book onto some expensive tourist excursions. Not only can these excursions be crowded but they’re often much cheaper to visit on your own and at your own pace. Having your own boat means you can do exactly that.

What to explore in the US Virgin Islands

The US Virgin Islands offer a wealth of things to do, from lapping up the sun and relaxing to getting up close and personal with nature. Here are some of the best things to do while on a sailing holiday in the US Virgin Islands.

snorkelSnorkel with turtles

The waters around the US Virgin Islands are teeming with all sorts of wildlife, from tropical fish, to dolphins and turtles. Why not head to a secluded cove and jump into the water with your snorkel to see if you can spot any turtles. While turtle spotting excursions can be expensive, having your own boat means you can do it for yourself.

Explore the mangrove lagoons

The island of St Thomas is full of tropical mangrove lagoons that are best explored by kayak. Why not drop the anchor and lower the kayaks into the water for a day of kayaking, hiking and snorkeling around the best the island has to offer.

Overall, there’s so much to see and do in the US Virgin Islands that there’s something to keep the whole family entertained. Exploring the islands by boat is the best way to see everything they have to offer, while offering your own tranquil paradise away from the tourist hotspots. So, what are you waiting for?

Creepy Joe Relapses With Young Girl

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Creepy Joe Relapses With Young Girl

Creepy Joe Biden has been at it again, this time with another young girl. You would have thought his handlers may have told him in no uncertain terms that creeping up upon young girls and putting his hands on them was not the thing to do, especially with cameras rolling, but creepy Joe just can’t help himself.

Wonder what else happened to Ashley Biden in those intimate showers with her dad? Despite her mentioning it in her diary, we may never know the full extent of the abuse.

 

CHINA: Former CIA Analyst Confirms Daily Squib Story From 2020

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CHINA: Former CIA Analyst Confirms Daily Squib Story From 2020

In 2020, we wrote a semi-satirical article about how the CCP and Chinese Intelligence are using the technique of race baiting to divide the West by using groups like BLM and ANTIFA. Beijing Using Race to Divide and Conquer the West The Daily Squib also warned of the proliferation of Chinese style censorship being utilised by Silicon Valley monopolies in 2018.

Former CIA Analyst, Nicholas Eftimiades first came into public view in 1994 with the publication of his book Chinese Intelligence Operations (Naval Institute Press, Annapolis, Maryland., March 1994). The book is an examination of the structure, operations, and methodology of the intelligence services of the People’s Republic of China. The book received worldwide recognition with the Chinese government declaring Eftimiades “an enemy of the people” in the People’s Daily newspaper. To date, the book remains the only scholarly analysis of China’s intelligence services and operational methodology.

Chinese Intelligence Operations gained worldwide attention when one of the Chinese companies identified as having a relationship with China’s intelligence services was identified as a donor to the Bill Clinton presidential campaign through the Democratic National Committee. This revelation resulted in Eftimiades appearing on TV, radio, and being quoted in newspapers. He appeared on CBS Evening News with Connie Chung, Dateline NBC, ABC’s Day One, BBC America, National Public Radio and many other television and radio broadcasts. Some organizations protested the CBS news broadcast as being racist. Eftimiades testified before the U.S. Congress on several occasions.

The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is actively working to erode trust in the U.S. political system and to increase political polarization among Americans by inflaming racial tensions on social media, according to Nicholas Eftimiades, a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, a Washington-based think tank.

“China works a lot now … attempting to divide the United States,” Eftimiades said during a Sep. 30 interview with NTD, a sister media outlet of The Epoch Times.

“Race baiting is a tactic that we’ve seen starting to evolve from China in the United States. This goes back to the riots in 2020.”

 

Additional Daily Squib related articles:

Intelligence: China Encouraging BLM ANTIFA Rioters Across U.S. Cities

The Cultural Revolution is Being Imposed on the West

Why Men Are Being Targeted in the West

How Russia and China are Using Western Woke Mob to Destabilise Nations

Experts: If the Government Wanted Economic Growth They Would Cut VAT

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Experts: If the Government Wanted Economic Growth They Would Cut VAT

Value Added Tax (VAT) is something remaining from the EU, and should be cut or completely removed to boost the economy.

On 1 January 1973 the UK joined the European Economic Community and as a consequence Purchase Tax was replaced by Value Added Tax on 1 April 1973. The Conservative Chancellor Lord Barber set a single VAT rate (10%) on most goods and services.

If the government were to dump VAT, which is now at 20%, it would be akin to having a rocket exploding under the UK economy, propelling it into the stratosphere.

Unfortunately, reducing or taking away the hated EU VAT is something that would need real balls, and this Tory government of tax and spend is devoid of anything apart from cowardice.

Instead, the dilly-dallying government are to increase corporation tax making the UK a place where foreign business will stay away, and growth will be stifled further. So much for growth? Coupled with skyrocketing interest rates, many businesses and homeowners will lose their assets.

The UK is truly fucked.

Banzai! KamiKwazi Kwarteng’s Suicide Flight

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Banzai! KamiKwazi Kwarteng’s Suicide Flight

Not much can be said about KamiKwazi Kwarteng apart from his last flight missed the deck of the aircraft carrier, and he ditched into the ocean.

All could be heard before his plane was torn to pieces were his cries of “Banzai!”

“We gave him two choices, death by Harakiri (seppuku) or death by Kamikaze. Kwarteng chose the latter after disgracing himself with his economics,” a sullen Tory minister revealed.

It was dawn when KamiKwazi’s Zero lifted off from the airbase. He was given a final swig of sake, and told to go on his way.

“We had to let him go. He wasn’t even much of a good fall guy, was he? I mean, after creating absolute turmoil in the markets, it is all too evident who really rules this country, and it ain’t no bleeding Tory fucking government. It’s the bankers and money men, and the big whales like Soros. They rule the roost along with the Bank of England. Naturally, all of those entities hold allegiance to the EU. What Brexit? The EU still has Britain by the gangoolies,” another observer revealed.

You Cannot Stop the Eco Zealot Protests

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You Cannot Stop the Eco Zealot Protests

Any idiot who thinks they can stop the eco zealot Stop Oil protesters needs their head checked. None of you people in cars, trucks, ambulances, taxis, vans or buses can stop a movement that is not only protected by the police but sanctioned from way on high.

The consensus is that these Stop Oil protesters, or whatever name they are calling themselves this week, are fully endorsed, supported and funded by the liberal metropolitan Marxist elite who run everything from their hidden socialist champagne palaces.

The police are the servants of the elite, and take their orders very seriously because if they don’t, then they do not get their pay. This is why you will see policemen and women gently going up to protesters blocking a road, and politely asking them if they want a cup of tea whilst they have their scrotums and tits superglued to the asphalt.

Is there a solution to the constant disruptions by these protesters? Not really is the simple answer. Not in the legal way, of course. If the road users want to get on with their journeys, they could resort to violence, but this would be counteractive because the police who protect the protesters would then arrest you.

Something will have to give eventually. No doubt, some white van man will lose his cool and run one of these fuckers over.

Resistance is futile. You cannot stop the eco zealot lemmings even if you tried.

Alex Jones: The Billion Dollar Man

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Alex Jones: The Billion Dollar Man

Congratulations must be conveyed to shock jock conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who has acquired the rare accolade of being sued for one billion dollars.

“This is quite an achievement, especially as it will be nigh on impossible to ever pay back that kind of money. One billion dollars is a lot of fuckin’ dollars, man. You can’t even fit that shit into a room,” one flabbergasted American revealed.

This goes to show that messing with grieving families after their kids have been shot and killed in a school is not a fruitful endeavour. When it comes to sensitive incidents involving children especially, it is not clever to do what Alex Jones did. Clearly, one must have some sense of responsibility, and Jones set himself up for that one.

Whether the Sandy Hook folks will ever get their money is another matter. No doubt some creative accountancy from the Jones team will ensure that.

Give Liz a Chance!

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Give Liz a Chance!

The attack dogs and Marxist vultures are out looking to chow down on Liz Truss’s corpse. The baying remoaners, SNP orcs and scheming Tory backbenchers eagerly sniff the air hoping to smell spilled blood. The fat fuck Bank of England governor farts into the markets, and the pound drops into another precipice, as he raises interest rates again and props up the pensions of millions of very scared Britons.

Out of all of this chaotic nonsense and hysteria, is there anyone who has any faith in the future anymore? How about giving Liz a chance? She only got the job a few weeks ago, and yet the insane maelstrom of agitated panic spreads fear amongst the pigeons.

Tories in open revolt against prime minister — says the latest headline? Pull yourselves together for gawd’s sake you bunch of yellow squirts of piss. This is no time for disunity when there is such a thing as a Labour Party soaring in the fucking polls. One thing this country certainly does not need ever again is a Labour win at an election. If that happens, we can all truly kiss everything goodbye.

What is the Next Big Step for Mobile Gaming Fans?

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What is the Next Big Step for Mobile Gaming Fans?

Mobile gaming has already seen a massive transformation from simplistic games to powerful high-end graphics driving complex, immersive experiences. It is these transformations that have created such an enormous powerhouse of an industry. Mobile gaming incorporates a wide range of sectors, including games on offer at a casino online in the UK to, app-based games downloadable to handheld devices and many more. When it was first announced, industry experts thought that 5G would revolutionize mobile gameplay, but actually, while it has improved performance in many cases, it was not as revolutionary as first thought, and there are bigger and better things on the horizon for mobile gaming fans.

Virtual Reality/Augmented Reality

Although virtual reality has been a component of some online gaming for a while now, it is quite prohibitive. The headsets required are expensive and cumbersome, but this is set to change. New headsets are coming to market all the time, and this drives prices down, opening this sector to many more players. Software houses are also looking to use augmented reality, which is an excellent addition to mobile gaming but, when combined with virtual reality, looks set to dominate. Of course, Pokémon GO is the most famous game to utilize augmented reality and is still adored by fans across the world. Augmented reality uses the player’s real-life backdrop, be it a front room or out in the town, and drops gameplay into the screen using the virtual characters.

Wearable Gaming

Wearables up another big technology trend and are used for all sorts of things, from tracking steps to heart rate, receiving phone calls and text messages on the go and many other things. Although perhaps nowhere near as powerful as the smartphone, smartwatches are considered by many to be another trend just waiting to explode for mobile gaming. There is already limited gaming availability on some devices, but this is thought to be just the beginning. While it might seem unlikely due to the small and restrictive size of the screen, remember it was not that long ago that we could not conceive mobile gaming at all, and now it is a vast and profitable industry.

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Cloud Based Gaming

Cloud-based computing is already highly utilized in many sectors of business and personal life, and cloud gaming could well be another trend set to create a big step for the industry. Many popular games played online require powerful hardware with complex graphics cards, sound cards, processors and more. Cloud-based gaming would create a front-end console that should be no more than a phone, and all the processing power would be carried out on the server attached to the gaming companies, therefore not needed by the end user.

The future possibilities of online gaming are endless, as many of the current technologies would not even be conceivable ideas just a few short years before they became reality. It is hard to guess what will be invented next, but the sector is proving to be sustainable and showing constant growth.

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