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Boris to Come Back?

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Fear is growing amongst the opposition that Boris Johnson could make a massive comeback in Number 10.

The Lib Dems, SNP, and Labour as well as the EU are all sweating in fear at the mere thought of such a thing.

“We need a wartime PM and Boris is it. BoJo is the only one in the Tory Party who can deal with the coming escalation with the Russian war. World War III is evolving and will escalate every day,” a Westminster insider revealed.

Get the Number 10 flat’s wallpaper and the garish interior designs ready.

The enemies of Britain are now living in fear.

Wagyu Made by Wagyu – Sensational Japanese Innovation

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The Competitive Exhibition of Wagyu is a national competition where the best Wagyu cattle from all over Japan assemble once every five years and their improvement and their excellence are evaluated.

About 500 representative cattle from all over Japan join this competition in two categories: the “Seed bull” category, in which bulls and cows are judged on the basis of their body shape and other improvement results by age in months, and the “Beef cattle” category, in which carcasses are judged on their meat quality, such as fat content. Each participant competes for the honour of their prefecture, as excellent results increase the market value of the Wagyu brand throughout Japan.

Particular Points We Got Creative

Pyramid: The meat was carefully cut so that each block would line up nicely, not to become uneven.

Ayers Rock: We auditioned to decide the meat parts that would be suitable for Ayers Rock.

Grand Canyon: We used various combinations of cuts and colours to create the distinctive cliff face and landscape.

Red Fuji: The beef was arranged to show the difference in expression between the top and the foot of the mountain, while carefully exploring the balance of the fatty parts.

*The MIYAZAKI WAGYU used during the video shoot was savoured by all the staff.

This year’s competition, the 12th, was held in Kagoshima Prefecture from October 6 (Thu.) to 10 (Mon.). At this year’s competition, MIYAZAKI WAGYU won the Prime Minister’s Award, the highest award in the beef cattle category, in Section 7 of the National Competitive Exhibition of Wagyu. There have been no wagyu brands other than MIYAZAKI WAGYU that won the highest award in four consecutive competitions. In Section 7 (fat quality evaluation group), which is a new criteria of the deliciousness of wagyu, the cattle are judged on the content of MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acids) such as oleic acid. MUFA is considered to be an indicator of new “deliciousness” of Wagyu beef, not just its sashi, since a higher amount of MUFA makes the meat more melt in the mouth and gives it a more pronounced aroma.

About MIYAZAKI WAGYU

MIYAZAKI WAGYU is a Japanese black cattle breed produced and raised in Miyazaki
Prefecture, with a meat quality grade of 4 or higher, graded by the Japan Meat Grading
Association, and is descended from a domestic bull or a bull designated for livestock
improvement. MIYAZAKI WAGYU” is registered as a regional collective trademark.

If you have any question or would like more information about this topic, please contact
Satoshi Shinjin / Yumi Sekiguchi at [email protected].

Liz Truss Quits After Remainer Coup

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After just 44 days in office as PM, Liz Truss will go down in history as the shortest serving premier in British history.

She was taken down for daring to try to lower taxes and create a growth economy, which is against anything the Remoaners and enemies of Britain in charge want. Brexit Britain must be a total failure and a miserable place to live, and a successful Britain frightens the shit out of the EU and Joe Biden’s anti-British administration.

Dared to Cut Tax

Unfortunately for Truss, she bit off more than she could chew and when the monsters came out of the shadows for her head, she gently laid her neck out on the block and let the fuckers have their way. Not much of a leader, and no bollocks, she had no chance against the vultures.

Having another leadership contest is a ridiculous outcome, and if the Tories had any guts left, they would call a general election right now.

Fair lady, we bid you farewell.

SUPPORT SATIRE: The Daily Squib Book Receives its First Review

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Wow, hit me with a smelly kipper, the Daily Squib book has received its first review on Amazon, and it’s a stonker…not a stinker (unlike the kipper). Being a satirical non-pc author in a world that has been overtaken by the unforgiving humourless pc woke mob is pretty, pretty hard. Because of the ongoing hacker attacks on this site, we cannot have a subscription form for making a mailing list therefore our resources are limited.

The Daily Squib Anthology From 2007 to 2022 attempts to transcend all of the nonsense and idiocy of the millennium with even more nonsense and idiocy. Give it a go, at best if you are triggered by it, you can use the pages as toilet paper seeing as it is now so expensive with the cost of living crisis and all that bumf.

Check out the review here

The Daily Squib book is now also available on Amazon.com for our International readers. Please support the Daily Squib and satire. Support the dying art of satire in this cold woke humourless world of communistic pc hell, may the gods of satire and fortune shine down on you from upon high.

Difficile est saturam non scribere

It is difficult not to write satire

Juvenal (100 AD)

Left Wing Remainer Coup of Government Was Long Planned

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The Daily Squib always contends that it is nigh on impossible to have a functioning Conservative government when the entire structure and system behind it is socialist. The Whitehall civil servants, the NHS, the unions, the social care system, the majority of the media, and of course the champagne socialist bankers. Lest we forget the power of the various cohorts of the parliamentary  opposition. Naturally, along with their allegiance to socialism and Marxism, they are also Remainers.

The ousting of Boris Johnson was the beginning of the remainer coup, a blood-curdling exercise that extracted the PM from his job with meticulous efficiency over a mere triviality. The Westminster left wing remainer blob was now well on its way to creating a power vacuum within government to eventually drop their people in. Implants from Labour into the Tory government are many, and every day they sow their seeds of chaos and disinformation to fracture the party further.

The remainer markets, controlled by vast sums of money from Brussels, and evil socialists like Soros dictated what happened to Liz Truss’s government. Along with the remainer Bank of England, the market reaction to Kwasi Kwarteng’s mini budget of growth and low taxes soon saw off the new Chancellor. The anti-British Biden administration also played a role in undermining Britain.This was a defining moment for the remainers, and they slotted in one of their own, namely Jeremy Hunt.

There is a great fear from Brussels and the Biden administration that Brexit Britain can be successful in any way, or God forbid have low taxes. This is why they will go to any lengths to sow the seeds of discord and chaos to undermine Britain and thwart a successful Brexit.

Liz Truss was now completely capitulated of power, a lame duck PM without a duck house to fart in. Chancellor Hunt is now firmly in charge, and has ordered the purging of all right wing Brexiteers from the Cabinet. This is why we saw the exit of Suella Braverman from her role at the Home Office today, and the tempestuous brawls with the Chief Whip during the fracking vote.

As for Brexit, it all seems a distant memory now; Nigel Farage is nowhere to be seen, Boris is in America plundering the speech circuit to fill his boots off rich Americans, and meanwhile in Brussels the unelected autocrats at the EU Commission are joyously smiling with absolute glee.

British RAF Pilots Training Chinese Air Force Honoured by Xi Jinping

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“Today we are honouring the British RAF pilots who are traitors to their own country by teaching our PLA Chinese pilots how to defeat the Western adversaries. We pay these treasonous Brits to not only reveal valuable military information, but to train our pilots on the best way to defeat the British and American enemy aircraft in combat situations. Thank you. The Chinese Communist Party is indebted to your revealing of UK military state secrets and tactics. When we attack Taiwan soon, we will be fully prepared to shoot down your pitiful UK and US jets,” supreme Chinese Communist leader Xi Jinping stated at the CCP’s National Congress on Monday.

It seems MI5, MI6 and the MoD have been caught sleeping on the issue of British pilots committing high treason by training the enemy on how best to kill us.

The pilots have experience on fast jets and helicopters and come from across the military and not just the Royal Air Force. They have flown Typhoons, Jaguars, Harriers and Tornados. The pilots are actively transferring their knowledge to People’s Liberation Army pilots who will use it against the UK and US in a war.

Chinese communist leader Xi Jinping is a great fan of the pilots and will give them Chinese medals of honour for their dedication in exercising treason against the UK, as well as increasing the efficiency of the PLA in fighting wars against the West.

How to Get Around Soaring UK Food Inflation

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Your mortgage bill is set to rise by another 4% in November; the Council Tax bill will increase by another 30% this year, heating bills are set to skyrocket in April, and food in actual terms has risen by over 75%. There’s no need to worry though, there is a very simple solution to the cost of living crisis puking vomit down your throat.

Yes, there is a very simple solution to the food crisis, where even a loaf of bread is too expensive to buy.

The water diet is a very fulfilling culinary delight. You can even boil water or steam it, but it is best consumed cold.

Nutritionist, Manuel Cordoba reveals the wonders of water.

“If you can’t afford food — drink water. Drinking water will fill your belly, so you will not think of food when you see it everywhere on the telly or when you are walking outside.”

Water is relatively cheap, but make sure you do not consume too much or your water rates bill will flop through your door, and you will get a sort of nasty-ish surprise.

How long can you just drink water for? Well, seeing as your pension is now worthless, and your retirement just went out the door, consuming only water is a delightful solution to your problems. You can drink water for as long as your body has energy before it withers away and dies.

What if I have a large family, how will I feed them? Simple really, you have a choice, pay off the rent/mortgage/council tax/utility bills/motoring costs and keep a roof over your head whilst you all drink water, or buy food and lose the roof over your head and freeze to death in the unforgiving streets. It’s your choice at the end of the day.

So come on then get some H2O in yah…

New Orders From ‘Just Stop Oil’ Cult Intercepted

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New orders from eco cultists ‘Just Stop Oil’ have been intercepted and released exclusively only at the Squib. The journalist who acquired these orders nearly lost his life after infiltrating the secretive Marxist eco organisation.

Order 623190-a

Just Stop Oil Headquarters

COMRADES, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SO MUCH, THANK YOU. TOMATO SOUP OVER VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWERS, SUPERGLUING YOUR GENITALS TO ROADS, AND STOPPING THE DARTFORD CROSSING FOR 36 HOURS. THE AMOUNT OF MISERY, DISRUPTION AND LOSS OF REVENUE YOU HAVE CAUSED THE GENERAL MASSES HAS BEEN BEAUTIFUL.

WE MUST CONTINUE THE FIGHT AND YOU MUST CONTINUE TO OBEY OUR ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION. YOU HAVE THE FULL SUPPORT OF THE POLICE/LONDON MAYOR/LABOUR PARTY/THE EU/GRETA THUNBERG AND THEY WILL CONTINUE TO HELP US.

ON THURSDAY THE ENTIRE BOLSHEVIK GROUP OF COMRADES, INCLUDING COMMISSARS WILL ASSEMBLE IN DOVER AT 04.00 HRS. THE MEDIA WILL BE ALERTED TO COVER THE NEXT ‘JUST STOP OIL’ EXTRAVAGANZA.

YOU MUST BRING WARM CLOTHING AND THE USUAL FLASK OF KOOL AID FOR THE PROTEST EVENT AS WELL AS HI VIS YELLOW JACKET.

ASSEMBLY POINTS  ON TOP OF THE CLIFFS OF DOVER WILL BE FORWARDED 10 HRS PRIOR TO THE OPERATION.

YOU WILL FORM AN ORDERLY LINE ONCE IN POSITION AND WAIT FOR YOUR COMMISSAR’S SIGNAL. ONCE THE SIGNAL IS GIVEN, YOU WILL WALK FORWARD SINGING IN UNISON ‘JUST STOP OIL’. YOU MUST KEEP WALKING FORWARD AND NEVER QUESTION YOUR ORDERS. YOU ARE DOING THIS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM USELESS EATERS AND POLLUTION.

YOU WILL KEEP WALKING FORWARD COMRADES, EVEN WHEN YOU GET TO THE CLIFF EDGE. IN YOUR MINDS VISUALISE A RAINBOW ECO BRIDGE TO ECO HEAVEN. YOU MUST KEEP SINGING AS YOU CONTINUE WALKING OVER THE CLIFF’S EDGE.

GROUPS A – G WILL WALK OVER THE CLIFF AT 8.45AM, GROUPS H – P AT 9.20AM, GROUPS Q – Z AT 9.30AM.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNQUESTIONING DUTY TO THE CAUSE. YOU WILL BE HONOURED FOR SAVING THE PLANET FROM IDIOTS.

Hail George Soros!

JSO HQ

 

5 Most Famous Movies About Gambling

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There are a lot of cinematic works about gambling. Such films tell about the peculiarities of the gambling world and allow you to look at everything from behind the scenes. Casino review UK selected five best films for those who are interested in poker and casinos.

Molly’s Game

The film tells about a determined girl who opened an underground casino and successfully managed it for a long time. She was forced to this type of activity by difficult life circumstances.

The main character was a promising skier, but a fatal accident crossed out her professional sports career. Molly did not understand what to live for. She found a temporary job, where she had a difficult relationship with her boss. Actually, this prompted her to create an underground gambling establishment. And gradually, the best gamblers, as well as famous athletes, movie stars, businessmen, and musicians began to gather at Molly’s green cloth table. The talent to convince people, an honest approach to the game and big bets are the secrets of Molly’s success and her establishment.

The key theme of the “Molly’s Game” is poker. Events unfold around it, showing the gambling industry from the inside: players’ excitement, risky moves, gamblers’ behaviour at the gambling table, hidden desires and talents. The film also reveals Molly’s relationships with players, law enforcement and the mafia.

This film is based on the real autobiographical story of Molly Bloom. She wrote the script, participated in the organization of shooting, selected actors for the film.

The first screening of the film took place in Toronto. At that time Molly was sentenced to suspended imprisonment. However, the Canadian government granted her permission to enter the country for two days to see the screening.

Think Like a Man Too

In this film, several main scenes are devoted to gambling. The action at the gambling table reveals the hidden traits of the characters. Gambling is presented as an entertainment that allows you to feel acute emotions under the pressure of situations and make very quick decisions.

In general, the film tells about the adventures of four friends. They read a book about how to tame a man and put it into practice. The advice proved to be effective, but not without comic situations. And finally the couples go to Las Vegas (USA) to spend the last weekend before the wedding of one of them.

The key theme of the comedy is not the casino, but the relationship between the sexes, but the film can be included in the list of films about gambling, because it has many episodes about the gambling process.

Smokin’ Aces

An action-packed crime thriller with a dynamic plot and colorful characters. This film can be put in the same line with “Alpha Dog”, “Carrier”, “Cards, Money, Two Guns”, “Pulp Fiction” in terms of shooting style.

The film “Aces of Trumps” shows gambling (casino games and Las Vegas itself), at the same time a lot of bloody scenes, senseless murders, confrontation between the mafia and the FBI.

The main character nicknamed Ace is a skilled magician who impresses with tricks with playing cards. However, the mafia boss is hunting him. Will the ability to skillfully juggle cards help the hero and how will his adventures end? You will be able to find out when you watch the film.

The Gambler

A dramatic film that shows what gambling addiction leads to. The main character is a successful writer and teacher, but spends too much time at the gambling table. His addiction becomes so strong that he loses control over his own life, remains unemployed, neglects his reputation and falls into the criminal world.

American Hustle

A comedy film about gambling, dedicated to two talented crooks who pull off witty and intricate scams, including in casinos. Soon the schemes begin to bring them a lot of money, of course, then the FBI draws attention to the main characters.

The condition for these two not to be behind bars is participation in the operation of special services to expose four corrupt officials. The film is based on real events, which makes the plot especially exciting. The film also contains documentary fragments dedicated to digital gold.

EU Insect Initiative Indoctrinating Kids to Eat Maggots

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On 10 February 2022, the Commission has authorised the placing on the market of a third insect, Acheta domesticus (house cricket), as a food.

The term ‘house cricket’ refers to the adult of Acheta domesticus, an insect species that belongs to the Gryllidae family.

The novel food consists of the frozen, dried and powder forms of house cricket. It is intended to be marketed as a snack or as a food ingredient, in a number of food products.

In addition, the Commission has authorised for the second time the placing on the market of frozen, dried and powder forms of Tenebrio molitor larva (yellow mealworm) as a novel food. This is due to the fact that the authorisation in both cases are linked to the applicants due to the data protection provisions laid down in the novel food regulation.

The authorisation of house cricket will allow the applicant to place this insect species on the EU market under certain conditions of use.

EU indoctrination starts in the classroom and in the Netherlands, schools have already started the EU insect programs.

The stated mission of the EU Insect Protein campaign is to bring about “behavioural changes” in children to embrace “sustainable food.”

“Children are the next generation, therefore it is the goal of this EU Insect Protein initiative to normalise the idea of maggots and crickets as a source of food. From a young age children are being programmed to choose eating larvae as a sustainable protein source. As they will shape the next generation of EU citizens, and pass their programming onwards,” an EU autocrat revealed from the primary school.

Related EU Insect articles:

BBC Mourns Loss of EU Directive Forcing Us to Eat Insects

EU Directive Will Force Europeans to Eat Insects For Protein