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Coutts Bank Dumps Customer Because He Owns a British Flag

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Coutts Bank Dumps Customer Because He Owns a British Flag

Being proud of your own country and displaying any sign of patriotism is a crime that must be punished by EU centric bank Coutts.

There is no ‘N’ in Coutts (yet…) 

One of the EU Stasi agents who has infiltrated the bank is a staunch Remainer and is in charge of private clients.

Ihre Papiere bitte

“If you do not hold Soviet EU values zen ve vill cancel your account. YOUR PAPERS ARE NOT IN ORDER!!! Ein Britisher Schweinhund ve haff found out he iz a British patriot and is proud of his own country. He vos shown to have owned a Britisher flag! Zis iss ein fuckin’ crime because at Coutts ve are only for the EU unelected EU Commission Commissars and European Central Bank which is modelled on the Soviet Russian Gosbank. Ve haff taken over your Britisher Scheisse bank. Himmel!” Senior EU Coutts Stasi Ordnungspolizei Agent, Camilla Stowell told Euronews.

Coutts bank used to be a British bank, but has now been infiltrated by EU Stasi agents who are dumping anyone who is a British patriot; have ever owned a Union Jack flag, attended the Proms at any time or have ever stood up during the national anthem. If you had the gall to actually support Britain breaking away from the Soviet EU bloc and its totalitarian unelected EU Commission Politburo, then your Coutts bank is definitely up for termination.

“Ve are votching you allen ze timen zie. If your papers are not in order unt you love your own country instead of ze EU, ve vill find you and rooten you outen!!! Schwein! Look vot ze EU supporting banks did to Liz Truss unt Nigel Farage! Zis is ein vorning!” Stowell added, before taking out a pair of pliers to pull out a customer’s teeth because the poor sod dared to vote for Brexit in 2016 and supports democracy.

COUTTS EU DIREKTIVE 34.ZA41956/00251-H4

Global One World Currency CBDC Will Be Implanted Chip

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Global One World Currency CBDC Will Be Implanted Chip

Beware the mark of the beast, and then they required every human to be branded like cattle with a CBDC RFID chip, which would be the only way available to buy food and water for you and your family. The Bank for International Settlements (BIS), in conjunction with the World Economic Forum, EU and CCP are currently phasing in a global banking system where all of your assets will be transferred to the CBDC global digital currency. The reason for this will be the eventual removal and integration of all of your previously owned assets to a singular, collectivist central bank. From there, you as a citizen will be judged much like the Chinese citizen score system. If you are thus labelled as someone who answers back and questions the given propaganda spouted from the state, you will be blocked from many things. Already in China, citizens who say anything against the brutal communist state are barred from buying flight tickets, trains, schools, insurance and even buying food. During the lockdown when there was a global pandemic, enforcement of covid jab passports, and all sorts of intricate rules was possibly a dry run for the enforcement of chips being implanted for a global CBDC currency. When it comes to instilling fear and terror into the public, the communist hierarchy are masters at manipulation. The global currency will at first be rolled out via smartphones, but the real plan is to incorporate the chip into the human hand and injected just under the skin. You will be required to purchase and sell utilising the chip. Physical cash will be phased out, and even today, anyone who uses physical cash in many Western countries is viewed as a criminal or subversive. Total control over the entire West’s population’s assets is the key to CBDC, and it will be implemented globally at the same time. There will be no safe country in the West, because the hierarchy are implementing a global communist world order modelled on China. Some nations around the globe will fight this, and they may stay on the peripheries for a while, but eventually they will be forced to join the central banking system as well. The ones who truly resist will be laid siege to economically, or eventually crushed through war/proxy war. Your entire assets will eventually be assimilated and redistributed within the collectivist system of global communist banking. In the name of communist equality, everyone will be equally happy in their poverty. You must be prepared to lose all of your assets and redistributed wealth, and the only ones exempt will be billionaires and high communist state officials. There will be special lanes on all roads for high ranking communist state executives, and these people will have specialist shops and malls where they can indulge themselves. Everyone else will be sold on the idea of insect protein and lab grown meat, while the elite comrades at the top of the pyramid continue to eat grass fed organic filet mignon and the finest gourmet food. To push the microchip implant, there will most probably be a Universal Income of 1,000 euros/month or equivalent given to citizens who take the chip and fall for the bribe. In all certainty, there will be no way of blocking this enormous communist control system. The West has already incorporated woke Marxist ideology in all nations; in all institutions, businesses, corporations, banks, education, government, advertising, Big Tech, internet, military. Western democracy was an illusion for a long time, but the curtain has to finally be drawn back. We never had a real democracy anyway, and this is why elections are useless, and will finally be phased out as well. The future does not need you.

CENTRAL SOVIET BANKING – Professor Richard Werner

The Only Truly Prophetic Analogy From the Bible

Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, and it spoke like a dragon.12 It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed.13 It performs great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in front of people, 14 and by the signs that it is allowed to work in the presence of the beast it deceives those who dwell on earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that was wounded by the sword and yet lived.15 And it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast might even speak and might cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain.16 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,17 so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name.18 This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.
—Revelation 13:11–18

Welcome to Zombie Land

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Welcome to Zombie Land

Zombies are not just creatures depicted in the movies, they are also right here in real life. Take a walk through any American city run by socialists and you will see zombies trudging up and down the rubbish filled streets, human faeces stained pavements and urine stained buildings. Heavy Fentanyl use is encouraged by liberal city administrations, as is Xylazine. These drugs are coming in from Chinese factories daily, manufactured by the tonne by ruthless Chinese entrepreneurs funded directly by the CCP.

Progressive Dystopia

Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia is a real beauty spot, and it is here where we can see the zombies mulling around, stooped over themselves, the walking living dead. George A. Romero would have been shocked to see actual zombies walking the streets in real life, and yet, here they are in all of their glory. Liberals are so inclusive that they even invite death and destruction into their own cities. In this world, one has to have some form of standards, and exclusivity otherwise you ruin your life, but American socialists do not have any form of common sense or understand such concepts as having the ability to just say “no!”, instead they invite hell on earth to manifest right on their own doorstep and call that liberalism.

Some of the drugs used literally rot the flesh off the zombies using them, but even that is not a deterrent for the victims.

“We had one guy, he was only 23 years old, but his veins were busted. Half his face and chunks of his legs had fallen off after rotting away. He was still injecting, though, and Philadelphia city council even provided him with free needles. In the end, he was injecting into his groin area. Eventually, that area started to rot too, and you can guess what fell off. Not only his dick but his balls. He kept going though for a few weeks, the Medicare team gave him a catheter to pee through. They put this guy straight back onto Kensington Avenue, and within a few minutes he had scored some more stuff. Within a few weeks, though, his body finally gave up, multiple organ failure. That place right there is where people go to die,”  Philly cop, Officer Juan Morales, recalled.

It’s just not Philadelphia, it’s Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Atlanta, Portland, just to name a few. All of them have one thing in common.

Old Farter: Biden’s Private Gaseous Fury

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Old Farter: Biden’s Private Gaseous Fury

It’s not just the former Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla, who has felt and smelled the gaseous wrath of Joe Biden, apparently his aides tremble with fear every time they are summoned to a meeting alone with the old coot.

In public, Joe Biden likes to fart to make a point. In private, he’s prone to farting with faecal anger.

Behind closed doors, Biden has such a quick-trigger loose anal outburst that some aides try to avoid meeting alone with him. Some take a colleague, almost as a shield against a solo blast that may induce immediate vomiting.

The president’s admonitions include: “God dammit, how the fuck don’t you know this?! *Pra-a-a-a-a-a-a-p!*,” “Don’t fucking bullshit me! *Pz-z-z-z-z-z-t!*” and “Get the fuck out of here! *Spla-a-a-a-a-a-t!*” — according to current and former Biden aides who have witnessed and been on the receiving end of such gassy outbursts.

Why it matters: The private eruptions from the Big Guy’s ass paint a more complicated picture of Biden as an imposter than his carefully cultivated image as a creepy uncle who loves Aviator sunglasses, underage girls and ice cream.

Some Biden aides think the creep would be better off getting a permanent plug in his asshole to prevent public and private assaults on the nasal and Tympanic palate.

“Sometimes he farts with such violence he literally shits himself, but he is so clueless he walks around grinding the dripping faeces into the White House carpet as it seeps out the bottom of his trousers. Then he slams himself into a chair and the squishing noise along with the smell is sickening, Janine Kaminski, one of his special aides vomited onto a portrait of George W Bush when Biden farted directly in her open mouth whilst sitting on the couch. At first, she looked like she was coping with it, but the smell of his fart wafted right into her open mouth, and she started to convulse, her eyes turned upwards just showing the whites, and we heard her lunch coming up her gullet,” Gene Van Zant, another retired (sacked) aide revealed.

Senior and lower-level aides alike can be in Biden’s line of fire. “No one is safe,” said one administration official.

Biden aides still talk about how angry he got at Jeff Zits, then the administration’s “Transgender czar,” in late 2021 when there was a shortage of transgender castration and cock ring kits delivered to primary schools.

A spokesperson for Zits told CNN: “I’m not going to speak to what internal convos may or may not have happened between Jeff and the Big Guy.”

The White House declined to comment.

“There’s no question that the Biden fart release is for real. It may not be as volcanic as Krakatoa, but it’s definitely there,” said Chris Ripper, author of “The Fart of His Life: Inside Joe Biden’s White House.”

Ripper’s book quotes former White House press secretary Jen Paki as saying: “I said to [Biden] multiple times, ‘I’ll know we have a really good, trusting relationship when you fart at me the first time.'”

Ripper notes: “Paki wouldn’t have to wait long.”

In January 2022, he was caught on a hot mic farting in the general direction of a Fox News reporter.

Ross Mandingo, chief Fox News correspondent, was found unconscious at the White House press meeting, and soon after the incident took a permanent leave of absence due to Post Fart Traumatic Disorder (PFTD).

Dylan Mulvaney to be Star of Biden 2024 Campaign

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Dylan Mulvaney to be Star of Biden 2024 Campaign

After completely destroying the Bud Light brand by Anheuser-Busch, twinkle toe Dylan Mulvaney, who is currently assuming the role of a woman by grotesque mockery, is set to become the face of the Biden 2024 presidential campaign.

Mulvaney, 35, has already visited the White House to meet his hero Joe Biden numerous times and is a regular in the South East Wing.

Since his escapades with Bud Light, many companies supporting the beer have gone bust, and even Costco is set to stop trying to sell the beer that no one wants, after the piss water received the dreaded “star of death“.

Randy Farquerre, chief staffer for Biden’s election campaign team, is excited to bring Dylan Mulvaney onboard the 2024 presidential ticket.

“Dylan represents everything that is wrong with America, and that’s exactly what Joe Biden represents. We are on the wrong side of the track going nowhere fast, and that’s why we chose this obnoxious deluded gay man acting in an obscenely exaggerated manner in the way that he thinks women act. Dylan insults and obfuscates women, every day. The same goes for Biden, he is an imposter trying to act like a president but failing miserably. He is an insult to the White House.”

Drink up your Bud Light, folks, it’s going to be a fun election season.

Scooby Doo Mystery: “Huw Would Have Thought it?”

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Scooby Doo Mystery: “Huw Would Have Thought it?”

Apparently the mucho secretive cover-up by the BBC hiding the celebrity newsreader who is rather partial to young teens has been uncovered as chief newsreader Huw Edwards — uncovered by his own fucking wife!

Scooby Doo Huw

What a turn of events after speculation was rife over the identity of the celebrity who paid a vulnerable teenager £35,000 for explicit photos. BBC News and Newsnight journalists have also uncovered at least six past and present staff who have complained about his fiddling behaviour.

“Zoinks!”

Much like an episode of Scooby Doo, Velma (Huw’s wife) finally ripped the mask off the mysterious character haunting and eluding everyone for days.

Who gets the Scooby Snacks? Huw gets the absence of long leave and a nice, large pay off from the taxpayer funded BBC.

 

Why ‘Toxic’ Indiana Jones Had to be Ruined

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Why ‘Toxic’ Indiana Jones Had to be Ruined

The latest and hopefully final desecration of Indiana Jones, a wholesale hero to millions of film fans across the globe, was sadly a necessity within today’s horrible culture. Men, are the enemy in today’s society, and everything they do must be depreciated and negated. Therefore, it was inevitable that our heroic archaeologist Indiana Jones would fall victim to the anti-male hatred that is so prevalent in today’s dystopian nightmare society.

In the horrible socialist, hyper sensitive times we are living in, anything that does not follow strict propaganda guidelines or cultural Marxist ideology is labelled as ‘toxic’. Indiana Jones’ past escapades have thus come up for review, and surprise, surprise — old Indiana Jones is now deemed as ‘toxic’ by the intolerant leftist former liberals who are now staunch communists. Indy must have his entire career ruined, and be retired in disgrace for his previous adventures.

Having a cock and balls, testosterone and leaping over bottomless pits with nothing but a hat and whip are serious no-nos in a culture that has been hijacked by feminazis, gay supremacists, hysterical doomsday eco-cultists, African American fascists and trans hactivists, all funded and promoted by the big money at the top of the chain.

Please do not pay to watch this film, as you will feel truly ashamed of yourself for helping to fund such a piece of utter detritus. The film is not a good farewell to Indy, it is a sickening burial of a hero many have watched over the years. It is hard to understand how such a terrible pointless film could have ever been passed to be made, but it seems Hollywood has absolutely no quality standards anymore, and are entrenched in a deadly suicide dive poisoned by severely toxic political propaganda.

First of all, who is the fucking kid? He is useless, and plonked in solely as a brown token. The Nazi guy is clearly a racist when he is speaking to the hotel waiter, however his team somehow hired an irritating black woman. How probable is it that CIA Nazis in the 1960s would hire a black woman in their team of Aryan supremacists for diversity purposes? The film is one muddled contradiction after another, and the lazy, hackneyed script is a messy drip of diarrhoea from Kathleen Kennedy’s putrid gaping anus. As for the god-daughter of Indy, we have the celebrated British actress, Phoebe Waller-Bridge and her furiously large pear shaped mole, who is destined by studio executives to take over from Indiana Jones in subsequent films. Well, good luck to her, however this may result in even more people not going to see any of the films in the future.

With an enormous $350 million production budget (not including $280 million marketing budget) for frankly a very mediocre, banal film that has none of the previous magic of the first three movies, we can easily surmise that this will be another serious loss for Disney and Lucas film. The first three Indiana Jones films might as well be deleted from the Disney catalogue, because this awful monstrosity destroys everything from those previous classics.

Sadly, the way that Western society has deteriorated to be supposedly ‘inclusive’ is a fabricated lie — it is in fact a harsh, intolerant exclusive censorship-driven curly cunt hair of dystopian Marxist lunacy that is now too far gone to ever redeem itself.

Maybe Putin letting those missiles fly to finish everything off would actually be a delightful relief for billions of people.

Experts: Rishi Sunak Trying Too Hard to be Like White Man

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Experts: Rishi Sunak Trying Too Hard to be Like White Man

It is the usual case in liberal Western cultures to put the brown faces into office when things get too insane. Rishi Sunak, the current Prime Minister of Britain, is an unelected shoo-in of Indian descent from a former British colony who is fighting a losing battle to save Britain from certain economic and societal collapse.

“When there is no way out, when the economy is fucked in so many ways and everything has multiple downsides, we plonk in the brown face. That’s when you know everything has turned to absolute shite and there is little or no hope. At the best scenario, this magic brown face manages to get the country out of the mire, yet the most likely scenario will be that they mess up everything making it worse, thus leading to more curses for the fall guy brown face,” a member of parliament revealed.

Time is running out for Sunak who is walking the Tories to certain defeat at the next General Election.

“He has absolutely zero charisma, zero likeability and is completely out of touch with the British public. Of course, the British Indians are cheering him on, but that is a limited base for support. With high taxes, high inflation and high interest rates, Sunak is running the British economy into the ground at a rate never seen before. His pledge to reduce immigration is shot, seeing as he let in over 2 million people into the UK mostly from the Indian subcontinent. As for the dinghy’s across the Channel fiasco, any attempt to stop that is halted immediately by the Opposition and the House of Lords, which has become a Marxist cesspit of inequity,” another MP revealed.

Sunak is therefore fighting an uphill battle to stay relevant in an environment that wants to spit him out as soon as possible. If the Tories want to win the election in 2024, they better start thinking about a new leader pretty sharpish because time is running out. They will need someone who can exude some kind of authority and hold the line. Hunt, the miserly Chancellor, will have to be turfed out as soon as possible, as will the parsnip who is the head of the BoE. If any further progress is to be done in Britain, the House of Lords needs to be eviscerated completely of dead wood. Britain must also completely leave the ECHR, and ECJ, as well as delete all EU laws still active in the UK.

Only then will the Tories be electable.

New BBC Game Show “Who’s the Mystery Celebrity?” Causing Bit of a Stir

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New BBC Game Show “Who’s the Mystery Celebrity?” Causing Bit of a Stir

The latest BBC game show which is causing a massive stir across the nation is called “Who’s the Mystery Celebrity?”.

The BBC’s director-general, Tim Davie, has now become embroiled in the game show, explaining to the media that he is not involved in any way in the mystery.

Who is the mystery celebrity?

“I do not know who I am talking about, or on what subject this is about. I am completely clueless as to who the mystery celebrity is or why they are involved or not involved in any mysterious circumstance that may or may not have ever occurred in the past, present or future.”

The nation of Britain seems to be completely immersed in the search for the mystery BBC celebrity, but in the UK, it is important not to accuse people without substantial evidence is presented first to the mystery, therefore if one does not wish to have their bank account emptied, caution is the effective strategy.

Zuck Twitter Clone to Create Safe Echo Chamber For Shallow Deluded People

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Zuck Twitter Clone to Create Safe Echo Chamber For Shallow Deluded People

Afraid of reality? Like to look through rose-tinted glasses and delude yourself about the harsh realities occurring on a daily basis in the world, then Zuckerberg’s new Twitter clone heavily censored social media site is for you. If you are a shallow, no news kind of person who cannot cope with reality, then you are most welcome at this fake, plastic, echo chamber for the new breed of deluded intolerant liberals devoid of any real awareness intent on heavy censorship of everything.

We can assure the public that they are better off letting corporate and government censors protect them from harmful thoughts

Who wants to know about the harsh realities and problems that face humanity within the fields of politics, conflict and society? Instead, you are a putrid coward with no dignity and one of those Instagram plastic banal narcissists only concerned with portraying a fake image of your ‘wonderful’ inane artificial existence while Zuckerberg strips you of all your data, profiting off it.

Embrace the Marxist echo chamber where reality does not exist, and you are indoctrinated daily in woke ideology, virtue signalling and inane otiose chatter that wastes your limited time on this earth talking about utter useless shit that serves no purpose but to squander time.

Brain prison

Zuckerberg’s new Twitter clone is just another digital lobotomy for the putrid brainless masses to indulge themselves in, and this is a service served well by the Meta corporation creating these awful horrible digital prison atrocities daily.

One can only hope that Zuck’s Meta World or whatever it is called in the future will have all these fuckers locked into comatose states with these programs linked directly to their central neocortex. It will certainly be a quieter world as they are all in their darkened rooms enacting their dreams of social media stardom in states of utter silence and rigidity. This will be death before actual physical death, as they are entertained to become ineffectual human voids, useless pieces of meat in permanent vegetative states. They will most certainly be fed through tubes and their waste siphoned out of them, reconditioned, then probably fed back to them. Once their hearts stop pumping, they will be put into acid baths and liquified, and the nutrients fed back to the comatose idiots still linked to the system.

Musk’s Twitter is no different to Zuckerberg’s creepy censorship prisons. Heavy-handed censorship is still prevalent on the site, even after the previous regime was supposedly turfed out. Despite promising change, sites like the Daily Squib are still permanently shadowbanned on Twitter.

Your life is meaningless on Instagram as it is on any grotesque Zuckerberg mental prison. It is just that you are too fucking stupid, pathetic, narcissistic and shallow to realise it.

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