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Friday, January 9, 2026

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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UK SATIRE NEWS

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

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GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials.

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

NEWS ON THE HOUR

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“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

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Sci/Tech

Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

World

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

World

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

HEADLINE NEWS

Health

Smoking to be Banned in Car Boots

World

Drought Warning For Britain

Entertainment

Beyonce: “I Did Have Musical Relations With That President”

Entertainment

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World

Experts: EU Wants to Know What’s in Your Will For Very Good Reason

Sports

Winter Olympics: Eduard Snowdenski Wins Gold For Russia in Ski Jump

Sports

Sochi Lesbians Kiss on the Slopes

Entertainment

Bill Clinton Google Glass Video Feed in Great Demand

World

Osborne: “Britain’s Economy Has Recovered During the Great Depression We’re Still In”

Entertainment

What Happens When Dumb People Become Famous?

World

Bob Crow Will be Automated

Entertainment

Americans Open New Socialism Theme Park

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

NEWS ON THE HOUR

“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

Most Popular

DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Breaking News

U.S. Taxpayers Will Have to Pay Millions For Harry and Meghan 24hr Security

Global Cooperation Is Showing Resilience in the Face of Geopolitical Headwinds

MASS PROTESTS: Democrats Find Their Next George Floyd Martyr

Renee Nicole Good? Only Dr. John Can Answer That Question