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China’s Vast Appetite For Oil and Gas Suits Russia Just Fine

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Western sanctions on oil and gas from Russia do not mean shit when China’s immense appetite for these resources catapult over Western demand. China is the second-largest consumer of oil resources in the world.

Russia is now looking East, and with this comes even more danger for the West. Outwardly, China has vetoed the Ukraine war in the UN Security Council, but covertly it has been working with Russia all along. The Chinese even brokered a deal with the Russians to not attack Ukraine until after the Beijing Winter Olympics.

Russia has asked China for military ​equipment to ​support its invasion of Ukraine, ​according to US officials, sparking concern in ​the White House that Beijing ​may undermine western efforts to help Ukrainian forces defend their country.

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For the sake of the Chinese economy and business manufacturing cheap and nasty trinkets for the West utilising communist slave labour, of course overtly the Chinese are desperate to project an image of disapproval of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The Chinese fully understand how easy it is to fool Western bureaucrats with faux outrage or abstaining from UN Security Council votes, whilst they continue fooling the idiotic Biden administration with behind-the-scenes-deals being made with Russian subsidiaries.

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From Russia to China, the oil will flow with gusto

It was the West who created and funded modern communist China, and they would be fools to overtly go against their benefactors.

All the while, Beijing has been watching the conflict in Ukraine with eagerness, and have seen the implications on their own economy if they go ahead with their planned invasion of Taiwan.

For fuck’s sake, even McDonald’s pulled out of Russia, and things like that scare the shit out of the Chinese.

One thing the West has underestimated however is the level China and Russia are prepared to fall economically in International terms to achieve their military goals. As Russia sees no borders to its territory, so too does China envisage a global China taking over every nation, and they are both prepared to take huge risks economically to achieve their goals.

For now however, China is working covertly with Russia, but China is in fact extremely pleased that there could in the future be conflict between NATO and Russia, simply because this would leave China to clean up after each side has annihilated each other. Playing one side against each other is a proven trick that the Chinese favour.

Remember, every single product you buy that was manufactured in China helps fund the Communist Party’s military to increase its arms and technology to defeat the West.

UPDATE

‘Russia is offering oil at a heavy discount. We will be happy to take that’: India looks to bail out Putin as it considers taking up Moscow’s offer to buy crude oil at a reduced rate amid Western sanctions

India is the latest country to offer a sanction-busting lifeline as the Russian-waged war enters its third week after China lifted wheat import restrictions at the end of February. Imports had been restricted amid concerns over Russia’s measures to prevent plant diseases, particularly in agricultural crops.

Neither Beijing nor New Delhi have condemned the invasion in Ukraine and both abstained from a vote at the United Nations calling out Russian aggression last month.

SOURCE

ADFORUM PHNX ENTRIES ARE OPEN AS JURORS COME ON BOARD

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One of the most unusual competitions in the awards landscape, the PHNX Awards has already attracted 700+ jurors.

Entries for the AdForum PHNX Awards 2022 are open until May 1, with a unique twist: initial entry is free, with a subsequent fee of 150 euros per entry ONLY if the work is shortlisted.

The other unique aspect of the PHNX Awards is its jury. Unlike any other competition, the PHNX is open to jurors from every aspect of advertising: not just creatives, but marketers, strategists, agency leaders, consultants and journalists. It’s one of the most diverse juries in our industry.

Jurors sign up to take part and, following a validation process, they’re fee to vote on the work via an online platform. More than 700 people from across advertising and design have signed up to vote so far.

Within this amazing selection of talents, we find the leaders of prestigious agencies, senior creatives, copywriters, art directors, planners and strategists – but also creative thinkers from prestigious brands such as JPMorgan Chase, Google, Meta and Twitch, alongside leading journalists from the trade press and pitch consultants from AdForum’s community.

See the full jury or sign up here:

https://www.adforum.com/torch/phnx-2022/jury

The shortlist will be revealed on May 16 and there will be an online celebration on June 16.

AdForum launched the PHNX Awards during lockdown in 2020 as a way of supporting our industry and proving that nothing can keep creativity down. Originally a one-off award, its success has led to the founding of a new player in the global awards landscape.

See more details here: https://www.adforum.com/torch/phnx-2022

Feeling Anxious and Losing Sleep? You’re Not Alone. Science Says This Ancient Cure Could Help

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From catching brain shrinking nasty shitty Covid to being instantly evaporated by a Russian Tsar Bomba nuclear detonation, as well as the constant jibber jabber of climate change activists every fucking where you go. How about taking out a second mortgage to buy a fucking loaf of bread due to impossible levels of inflation? The modern world isn’t exactly short of reasons to lose sleep and feel stressed.

Research by a charity reports that one in five Brits currently describe their wellbeing as ‘fucked’. Meanwhile, one in three of us suffers from poor sleep, with stress often blamed…aww.

Fortunately, public awareness of how to fight stress and anxiety is growing. Around a third of us say we’re doing more exercise, and more than a fifth are eating more healthily. Absolute bollocks of course, those people polled are obviously a bunch of liars who deny what their actual chaotic lifestyles are really like under the current climate.

Ancient cure

But one of the most scientifically proven ways to reduce stress and improve sleep is perhaps the least well-known – a natural medicine made from a mix of Juvenalian satire freshly excreted from the puckered orifice of a little known tome called the Daily Squib and a deft slap round the chops from a banned 18-stone bullish moustachioed female Russian shot putter on major steroids.

Known as ‘lanx satura‘ by the ancient Romans, satire has been prized as a treatment for general health and wellbeing in the ancient world since the beginning of the Great Roman Empire over 2,000 years ago.

Now, multiple fake scientific studies have confirmed that this ancient Roman cure has a remarkable capacity to help us cope with modern-day stress.

A randomised, placebo-controlled study in 2019 concluded that satire, depending on the dosage, ‘safely and effectively improves an individual’s resistance towards stress and thereby improves self-assessed quality of life.’

Another study in 2021 reported that stressed individuals who read at least 4 pages of Daily Squibian satire per day of full-spectrum Juvenalian satire not only showed a significant reduction in their stress and anxiety levels, but also an improvement in sleep quality. A 2020 study also found that it could help manage insomnia by making people simply pass out.

Despite its long history, people in the UK are only starting to become aware of satire’s ability to help promote wellbeing – or that it’s available as a nutritional suppository.

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Bernadine swears by this ancient cure

Bernadine Quatrango, 40, began reading Daily Squib political satire after she started to feel more anxious and says it has helped her sleep. “I feel more like me again,” she says, whooping like a deranged hyena on peyote.

“I have a much more comfortable night’s sleep and feel so much more like I used to,” says 40-year-old Bernadine Quatrango from Lincolnshire.

When Bernadine began to feel more anxious and had trouble sleeping, a relative suggested that a supplement of Juvenalian satire might help. Now, she wouldn’t be without it.

“When you get to your forties to early fifties, there are lots of hormonal changes in the body, and it can often take you by surprise,” says Bernadine.

All of the physical exercise she got from her work, regular walks and Pilates didn’t seem to make a difference.

Satire has helped me navigate those changes, and I feel more like me again.

“I feel calmer and more relaxed during the day, and I’m a lot less agitated than I was before I started on the Squib.

“I read one article in the morning and one at night. If I forget to read the Daily Squib at night, I’ll get out of bed and immediately pray to the great heavenly muse to absolve me of my satirical sins – that’s how strongly I fucking feel about satire.”

The word ‘satire’ comes from the Latin word satur and the subsequent phrase lanx satura. Satur meant “full” but the juxtaposition with lanx shifted the meaning to “miscellany or medley”: the expression lanx satura literally means “a full dish of various kinds of fruits”.

“Satire is an ancient cure with multiple health benefits,” says Dr Mary Mengele, PhD, University of Kentucky Fry’s head of Dactylic Hexameter Studies. “And it can be beneficial if you’re looking for a natural way to improve your mental and physical wellbeing. Don’t be a silly whiny cunt, read the Daily Squib and have a cream soda before I make you watch an episode of Strictly Come Dancing.”

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Colin attests the ancient cure has restored his health

Colin Ballnick, 36, from Bedfordshire attests to the health benefits of ingesting copious amounts of political satire, specifically British political satire.

“I read it first thing in the morning, and it sets me up for work as a professionally unemployed person. It like rewires your entire brain without the need for drugs or booze. I can only read British political satire though, any other, and it gives me the shits. I feel contented and ready for another day of mooching on someone else’s couch, raiding their fridge,” says Colin, before going down to the bookies to spend his dole money.

Remember, if satire does not cure your ailments another ancient Roman cure might be the answer — crucifixion.

Serial Bully Bercow Bullies Independent Watchdog Investigating His Bullying

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Grabbing one of the investigators by the neck, former Speaker of the House, John Bercow insisted he was not a “fucking bully”. He then smashed the investigator’s head into the desk, causing the man to cry like a wounded animal as large globules of blood splattered from his broken nose. Serial bully Bercow insists he is not a bully.

“I am NOT a bully, you snivelling inquisitive rotter. Now take what you said back before I smash your little face in even more!” Bercow yelled at the top of his Speaker’s voice.

Order, Order!

“How dare you insinuate that I bullied people when I was in parliament. Where are these people making these accusations? Give me that piece of paper now. Does it have their names and addresses? I am going to kick the living shit out of them. Bastards!”

Of course, it was those duplicitous Remainers in parliament, trying to overturn the EU Referendum result, who fully tolerated Bercow’s incessant bullying.

“I’ve got two black eyes, a broken leg and Bercow gave me a wedgie, but I support him fully because I’m a Remainer,” one Remainer said before being carted off.

Despite all the damning evidence, Bercow still pleads his innocence.

“I’m not a fucking bully, and if anyone says otherwise, I will break their legs and arms.”

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Putin’s Military Operation is Not Necessarily About Ukraine

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Certain analysts and general consensus may think this military operation in Ukraine is about Putin expanding his empire, wheat resources, mineral resources but they would be wrong.

Putin’s exercise is far more sinister, and involves one thing only — observation. This is why he has not sent his best troops or equipment into the field, he is only sending in the cannon fodder.

Putin’s exercise is to see not only how the West reacts but how his own politicians and people react. He wants to see how supposed ally, China reacts.

The Ukraine campaign will also gauge how public opinion through the Internet and traditional media react.

As the propaganda war rages on from both sides, it is hard to believe who is telling the truth. Propaganda utilised within the context of war is primarily a demoralisation tool for the enemy.

Putin wants the Western and NATO commanders to possibly think he is weak maybe as a distraction.

What is going to happen next? Only Putin knows the answer to that question.

Origin of the Theory of the Origin of Species Was Not the Origin of the Theory of the Origin of the Species

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Science is not always about pleasant men and women in lab coats concocting potions and theorems to enhance humanity, sometimes it can be a brutal world of peers stabbing each other in the back. In supposed pioneer of the theory of evolution Charles Darwin’s case, plagiarism of another’s work formulated as his own has come back to haunt him in the year 2022. Darwin was a bona fide science fraudster who literally took the words and theorem from Patrick Matthew’s book, On Naval Timber and Arboriculture published 27 years before Darwin’s Origin of the Species.

Wikipedia is wrong to suggest that Matthew’s “1831 book had a brief appendix suggesting a concept of natural selection leading to new species, but he had not developed the idea.”

In fact, Matthew’s theory of evolution is littered all over his book, and has unquestionably been demoted for over 191 years not only by the scientific ‘establishment’ but by the entire world.

We must now question why there is a statue of Charles Darwin atop the stairs in the Natural History Museum. Should it not be a statue of Patrick Matthew instead? Such is the magnitude of the Darwin Industry entrenched within every facet of society, it would possibly be seen as dismantling known science completely by those who cannot ever acknowledge the fact that their ‘hero’ Darwin was a filthy fraud.

When Darwinism is Not Darwinism – It’s Plagiarism

One could describe Charles Darwin as more of a con artist than a naturalist who coined the phrase “process of natural selection” which was plagiarised from Patrick Matthew’s book Naval Timber And Arboriculture published nearly thirty years prior to Darwin even thinking about evolution or man’s natural ascent from apes.

What Matthew coined as the “Natural Process of Selection” Darwin simply scrambled the words, coming up with: “process of natural selection” to try to make it his own. The Pablo Picasso quote also comes to mind: “good artists borrow, great artists steal” (possible tongue in cheek quote). This adage also applies to con artists as well as celebrated naturalists, it seems.

Origin of Species

The cruel world of science is full of stories of scientists being peculated over by some other scientist or other with more connections and power than the originator of a theory. One thing that Darwin had in his favour was that the church was not as powerful as when Matthew published his obscurely titled book. Matthews, through unfortunate investments in New Zealand was bankrupted. Matthews was simply not of the class or money that Darwin had ensconced himself in. Furthermore, Matthew was Scottish, and this may have also unfairly played against him being recognised as the origin of the theory of evolution. Despite Matthew’s book being cited and reviewed by Darwin’s friends, colleagues and his mentors in 30 publications and Darwin reading five of these publications, when Matthew confronted him, he fobbed him off claiming he never heard of him or his work. Even Darwin’s wife, Emma, a Wedgwood heiress, admitted to Matthew via letter: “Darwin is more loyal to your own original child than you were yourself”. In true British tradition, class also played a large part of the scientific theft, and Darwin’s lofty position within English society played an immense part in him stealing all the glory from Matthew in the end. Darwin’s global travels, especially to the exotic Galápagos Islands, gave him further mettle to pedal Matthew’s theory as his own. Here was a biologist, and geologist who had travelled far and wide, and through his ‘scientific struggle’ developed another man’s theory as his own. Darwin needed to legitimise his theft of Matthew’s theory of evolution by frolicking around flightless cormorants for a while on some obscure piece of rock in the middle of a vast ocean far, far away from England.

Heretic

Many publications did yell out plagiarism after the publication of Origin of the Species, but it seems they were simply ignored and told to shut up. On April 7, 1860 the Gardeners’ Chronicle published a letter from Matthew declaring Darwin replicated his theory without any due attribution. On April 21, 1860 the Chronicle published Darwin’s capitulation letter which in fact was not a capitulation letter of supposed apology but a series of pathetic excuses claiming no other naturalist had heard of Matthew’s book and that Darwin had no knowledge of the book at all. This was despite Matthew’s book being cited and reviewed by Darwin’s friends, colleagues and his mentors in 30 publications, and Darwin reading five of these publications himself.

Unfortunately, the name Darwin is now engrained within the human psyche as the originator of the theory of evolution, and it may take many revisions of scientific books and encyclopaedias, as well as generations to include the real originator Patrick Matthew. Somehow, ‘Darwin’ the name sounds more solid for evolutionary purposes than the name ‘Matthew’, and it is an extremely sad affair that Darwin, despite being a downright fraudster and thief, will still be acknowledged by many as the man who came up with the theory of evolution even though the proof says otherwise.

What about creationists? What if they find out that the originator of the theory of creation in the bible was not actually ‘God’ but some obscure monk crouched over a piece of parchment in a dark candle-lit room high on some psychedelic mushrooms plastered out of his mind on copious amounts of sour monastery wine? Yes, the earth is really 10,000 years old and dinosaurs did not exist.

Don’t believe a word of this stuff about Charles Darwin stealing another naturalist’s Origin of Species theory? How about buying and reading the latest book from criminologist and author, Dr Mike Sutton called Science Fraud published by Curtis Press.

Putin Reveals to Senior Aide That He is the Next Antichrist

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According to one of Vladimir Putin’s senior aides, the Russian dictator has revealed that he is the Antichrist and receives his orders directly from Satan.

Mikhail Breznikov, a senior Intelligence operator for the FSB revealed what Putin told him whilst conducting a briefing on the Ukraine special operation.

Antichrist

“Putin’s eyes changed suddenly when we said many children and women were being killed. I stood back slightly, it was just me and three other operatives in the room.

“As I outlined the current operations’ success in the Mariupol sector, Putin’s eyes glittered with tears of joy and his pupils seemed to shift to vertical, like a cat or some kind of reptile.

“The others saw it as well, and stood back a little, their faces full of terror.”

The aide then revealed how Putin’s voice changed to a lower guttural register, as the president revealed who he really is to the assembled men.

Vladimir_Putin_-_2006“I never knew who I really was until I came of age. I am good at what I do — killing humans, subverting them, all in the name of the church, which we have always used for our purposes. My real father is the horned one, and he along with his minions have guided my every move. In the bible, it says that the Antichrist should appear suddenly in peace time and be hugely popular. I did make myself known during peace time. The Russian people fear and love me. The conflict came from the Crimea, where I made myself known — from the shores of the Black Sea. The Antichrist is many, it is a force that runs through only those who have been chosen, as I have,” Putin said whilst staring down the assembled men.

Breznikov revealed that while Putin was uncovering who he really was, he could not move, it was as if he was stuck to the chair, his eyes were forcibly opened even painfully stretched by some unseen force. Afterwards, the others present at the meeting also corroborated what Breznikov experienced, as they could not move as well.

Magog

“I ultimately work for God himself, for it is he who created everything in this universe and world, including the devil himself. Everything Satan does, God knows and ultimately approves. This is how the Christian church justifies its actions, and the devil manipulates the priests to conduct his will upon humans within this physical realm. Christians follow blindly without question his will. We are going to build a global Russia, where I will be the ultimate and only leader. The New Russian World Order.

“I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When the Spirit of truth came to me, he guided me into all truth, for Satan speaks on his own authority, and whatever he speaks I hear, and he will declare to you the things that are to come. My people glorify me, for I will take what is mine and declare it to you, dear Father.

“If you say anything to anyone about what I have divulged here and now, you will be punished in the most pleasurable way for me. As you already know, I enjoy torturing people, and thoroughly lavish in the joy of killing humans.

Post apocalyptic survivor in gas mask and backpack walking throu“You will not reveal my true plan, which involves thermonuclear war so vast in its magnificence that the sun shall not shine its light on the earth for 50 long years. This will only happen if the other nations and peoples do not bow down to me as the Russian people have. I will use this threat to bring them all down one by one. When they see my true self, they will obey.

“And at the latter end of their kingdom, when the transgressors have reached their limit, a king of bold face, one who understands riddles, shall arise.

“I dine on your fear, each soul comes to me for judgement, your fear is my adrenaline, as I am one with my Father. Has not the bible been responsible for billions of deaths throughout human history, as it shall continue to reap death upon the believers who continue to follow blindly even after each culling?

occult“Ukraine is a mere morsel. Russia has no borders, as I say I serve my countrymen for the love of Russia I use the belief in Christianity and Russki nationalism to re-take Constantinople to conquer from the Black Sea. Then the entire world of men. I say to you, am I not the son of the ultimate trickster who feigns and bends in intricate ways to confuse the silly little humans? Now bow down to me.”

At that moment, Breznikov revealed that he could not control his body, as he was compelled by an unknown force to get on his knees and bend his head down. Even with all his strength he tried and tried to rise up and flee but could not. Then, as if a weight was suddenly lifted, he and the others were released.

Putin was sitting in his chair, smiling. He gestured us to leave, his eyes had reverted to normal, and his voice was back. Anonymous sources within the Kremlin and FSB cannot validate the Breznikov account, as he has not been seen since last week.

Putin Has Shown His Hand and So Will the Others

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One thing about Vladimir Putin and Russians in general is they don’t fuck around. If they want something, they simply take it. There are no prolonged discussions or debates and media festivals of faux outrage as in the West. The Russian system is direct and clinical, and so far it seems to work to great effect. On the other hand, Western ‘democracies’ are slow moving machines where every eventuality or elemental part of something has to be debated ad infinitum, then okayed by certain groups, then it must go back for a further vote by other people, then it must be approved by sections of this or that group. By then, the Russians or any other enemy would have infiltrated and completed what they decided to do.

It is the same issue with espionage. The West has been positively plundered by Chinese and Russian spies, not only with top secret military secrets but with Western business technology. There seems to be a laissez-faire attitude to this incessant stealing of Western technological secrets by respective governments. Only too recently, a known Chinese spy who was courted by the Labour Party was allowed to operate freely in Britain’s parliament without any restrictions. In Britain, they have a crazy law which allows foreign spies to operate freely in the country without fear of arrest. If the same happened in China or Russia things would be very different for any foreign spy.

The West in its current state is weak, slovenly, and more of a danger to itself than anyone else. It has been weakened by decades of demoralisation by its enemies who planted ‘Woke’ culture and Marxist groups like BLM and #metoo into Western society. These groups were implanted by the enemy to fracture and demoralise the Western population, and to destroy unity as well as family units. Generational demoralisation programs have been going on back to back for many decades now, and this is why Putin saw his time and seized the moment knowing full well that the West is more preoccupied with LGBTQP and trans rights as well as the rights of spoiled African Americans who are pampered to a point of ridiculousness with their trainers and affirmative action.

Unless some serious changes are made right now, the West will lose everything. Do you for one second think that Vladimir Putin will stop in Ukraine? He has now tasted blood, and once a predator tastes blood it only wants more, and more. It is insanity that Sweden and Finland are not part of NATO. It is insanity that NATO countries only spend 2% of their GDP on the military.

What happens when China shows its hand? What happens when N. Korea shows its hand? What happens when Iran shows its hand? Hell, Biden armed the Taliban in Afghanistan with some hi-tech American hardware, they could even attack someone too.

Because of a supposed superpower like America being led by such a weak and pathetic administration, Putin saw his window and took it. He would never have dared to do such a thing with a strong President Trump at the fore. By implanting the sick Biden and clueless Kamala Harris, the Americans invited war, and now everyone in Europe is in the shit house. Predators love weakness, and Putin is having a whale of a time, especially when he seizes Kyiv. On the flip side, maybe Biden was installed exactly for someone like Putin to show his hand. America always needs a bogie man.

Biden, the stammering weak pussy, can only watch from afar as Putin laughs at his shitty sanctions. Do you think the Russians have not seen harder times in their history?

The only way America can turn this thing around right now is to dump Biden and his pathetic team and bring in a real President, one who has fucking swinging balls and can clean up this almighty liberal created mess by waving those cojones around a little.

Otherwise, we’re all fucked.

Wave After Wave of Crisis to Disorientate Populations

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Global pandemics, soaring inflation, and now nihilistic war to solidify the engineered chaos that is all part of the Great Reset. No one in the conglomerate run news outlets talks about the coincidental waves of crisis, otherwise they would be fired on the spot.

The general populace are now seriously afraid, and the illuminated knew this all had to happen sooner or later. Soon, it will be unbearable to live as high food costs, fuel costs and increased taxation strips the populace of the last vestiges of their worldly wealth.

House prices in the UK may have risen by 40% last year, but what good is that when there is the evil spectre of Russian nukes bearing down on the entire nation and crippling living costs. When the global economic system reaches an impasse, it must be torn down by the engineers and built up from scratch again. You cannot make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, and in this case the populations are the eggs.

The entire infrastructure, the entire system is now rotten to the core, unfit for purpose, and the ones at the top of the pyramid, the unseen ones, have had enough. They encompass all sides of any conflict at that level, and can engineer whatever they want to achieve their goals just as they did in World War 2. There comes a point when corruption is at such a high level that the only thing to do is tear everything down, then rebuild, and the singular global government will need to do exactly that.

The New World, much like that which appeared after the end of WW2, will be created from the ashes of the old. Every civilisation goes through this tiresome rigmarole of destruction, then rebirth. As society and civilisation stands today, it is simply not sustainable, however the reduction of global populations will ensure sustainability. In the New World, breeding will have to be heavily regulated so as not to repeat the problems of the past like poverty, pollution, conflict and destruction of the earth’s environment. Today, humans are like rats in a barrel. This cannot ever be repeated in human history. Overpopulation is the singular threat that plagues this planet now.

The general populace do not look at trees, or even the sky, they are solely concerned with their mortgage payments, smartphones or keeping their slave jobs. These recent waves of attack since 2019 naturally brings fear to the population, but they still are locked in their programmed realities as tax slaves.

The unseen ones do not feel remorse, they merely view everything as a process point, a necessary process to progress to the next eon, and humanity’s ultimate technological twilight. For them, to have billions of humans erased is a breath of fresh air, as it would be for the earth and natural world. This breath of fresh air was witnessed during the global pandemic lockdown, and strengthened the resolve of the unseen ones to continue with their project.

The singular global government and New World Order will flourish with no more conflict, crime or pollution. There will be a singular spiritual path and all the old-world religious myths of the past relegated to secretive historical archives. The demise of those myths will only bring more peace, as they were a major precursor to conflict, division and hatred.

Today, Russian Foreign Minister, Sergey Lavrov said that, if a third world war was to happen, it would involve the use of nuclear weapons. He told Al Jazeera: “World War 3 will be a devastating nuclear war.” Lavrov may be a pawn in the ultimate chess game, but he is 100% correct to relay the truth.

Experts: Western World Must Consider Compulsory Military Conscription

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The West, in recent weeks has been reminded of the dangers of war amongst an atmosphere of complacency. This is the time to react in a positive, defensive  manner, to increase defence spending and reintroduce compulsory conscription for every citizen from the age of 18-45. Finland and Sweden must join NATO immediately.

Conventional warfare needs bodies on the ground but with the spectre of nuclear war also looming its ugly head, the West must concentrate on introducing technology that shoots down nuclear missiles close to their point of origin before the warheads disperse. We must increase funding for laser technology, and find ways to thwart hypersonic missiles. Neutralising multiple missiles quickly and efficiently. This is the way to win a conflict, because this method renders the enemy and their blatant threats useless.

Drone tech is useful in a battle scenario however still in its infancy. Military drones utilised as swarms that are autonomous deployed over a battlefield could be deadly especially if each tiny drone is itself a bomb.

Nanotechnology deployed over enemy silos holding nuclear missiles could be dropped from far away unnoticed to find their target. The nanobots would then eat into the silos and the missiles themselves or the launching mechanisms. Deployed at the right time and in enough numbers, all silos would be rendered useless. Of course, this still leaves mobile nuclear units and submarines as well as planes, however this gives the West more of a chance to shoot missiles down as they will be less in number.

Space and satellite research and development must accelerate, creating weaponry that not only obliterates the enemy’s satellite systems but is capable of destroying targets on the ground.

As for sanctions, either there is a complete comprehensive cut off of all sections of economic activity or don’t bother.

Mutually assured destruction is madness, and it must be avoided at all costs. The West has left things rather late, and needs to increase military research and development budgets by over 90%. Research into robotics and AI assisted systems must be the focus, as well as Nanotechnology. Smart weaponry, bullets that are heat seeking or profile seeking, laser and sound technology that can be used to neutralise the enemy.

Now is the time, as the clock is already ticking. Either Western governments adopt a military society from top to bottom, or it will perish. Military spending must be 70-80% of GDP annually. Conscription must be reintroduced for all citizens. Research and development into future technologies must accelerate at unprecedented levels. The onus should be on creating such military and technological superiority that the enemy has no defence capabilities to its might.

UK

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https://www.raf.mod.uk/recruitment/find-your-role

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USA

https://www.airforce.com/

https://www.army.mil/join/

https://www.marines.com/become-a-marine/process-to-join.html

https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy

https://www.spaceforce.com/careers

CANADA

https://forces.ca/en/apply-now/

https://forces.ca/en/about-us/air

https://forces.ca/en/about-us/navy

AUSTRALIA

https://www.army.gov.au/

NEW ZEALAND

https://defencecareers.mil.nz/army/

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