Hello dear readers, and non readers. Today is April 1st, and is thus a designated traditional day off for Le Daily Squib. While others are gallivanting around doing April Fool’s jokes, we at the Squib receive a much-needed day off.
Therefore, we shall be down the pub getting totally blootered and maybe end up catatonic.
One day off in an entire year is all we are granted, so we will naturally use the time wisely.
Have fun on April Fool’s.
Apparently some Europeans are now asking whether the mass unfettered immigration levels have ruined Europe? Surely not! This is a ridiculous thing to ask. Of course, huge influxes of people from foreign lands into one land mass is not a bad thing. Europeans should feel enriched by the cultural changes being forced on them.
We visited a few European cities to see how immigration has enriched the lives of Europeans today.
No! Mass immigration has not ruined Europe at all. This is a ridiculous assumption to make.
There is absolutely no evidence that mass, unfettered immigration has ruined Italy.
It is a crazy thing to say that such a thing has ruined Europe.
No, it is not noticeable at all here either.
We cannot find a single piece of evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about the state of Europe.
Nothing to see here folks, everything is okay. If you somehow read this article or a mere portion of it and thought in your mind that the assumption of the article was in any way relating to the mass movement of people from outside Europe into the continent you have been sadly mistaken by the false assumption that this would be something that you assumed in your mind. Please refrain from any assumption that you may or may not have assumed. Thank you.
Why was this law prohibiting children under the age of 14 not instated decades ago? The Daily Squib has been warning about the evils of social media since 2010.
Smart Phones Apps Cameras Microchips and Social Network Surveillance
It is no news that the Daily Squib has detested social media ever since it reared its ugly head with the likes of Facebook. Social media is inherently an evil exploitative farm of humans all caged in their own little mental compartment. Participants are given the illusion of a certain amount of freedom, but in reality they are mere hamsters on a vicious treadmill controlled by their equally vicious Silicon Valley masters.
Smartphones and social networks are the cause of a significant decline in adolescent wellbeing. Children as a whole have been damaged by these technologies, which contribute to increased rates of teen suicides, self-harm, and mental health issues. The content on platforms like Instagram and TikTok, including harmful videos and addictive algorithms, is particularly damaging. These social platforms fail to provide the physical experiences and relationships necessary for developing vital life skills, leaving children isolated and anxious.
If you watch the video below you will get a better understanding of the horrors of social media, smartphones on humanity.
SUICIDE HELPLINE
UK https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/feelings-symptoms-behaviours/behaviours/help-for-suicidal-thoughts/
Forget about wishy-washy Sunak or flip flopper Starmer, Great Britain needs a wartime Prime Minister with some fucking balls.
Rishi Sunak may be good at bankrupting Britain with his tin pot socialist spending sprees, and Keir Starmer will no doubt be the same. None of these miscreants have an inkling of what is needed to actually save Britain from an outside aggressor like Russia or China.
What Britain needs is some kind of Churchillian creature that smokes Cubans by the dozen, drinks gallons of high grade champagne and dines on the finest gourmet food whilst plotting the next clandestine commando raid into enemy territory. Someone who shouts loudly, farts loudly and when he walks everyone can hear a clinking noise emanating from his M&S pyjama bottoms.
Okay, you have a name, someone who can fit the bill? Unfortunately, it is not Boris. For some reason, he turned out to be a metropolitan liberal eco nodding fool who just went along with things like Brexit purely to get the PM job. He had no true heart in Brexit, and when he became PM, he literally put it back to the bottom of the pile of things to do. It was truly a sad sight to see such a terrible betrayal as that, where he was more concerned about the wallpaper in the Number 10 flat than fucking Brexit. Instead of lifting Britain out of the mire and shadow of the EU, Boris had his chance, and he fucking blew it.
Someone else has to take up the mantle of leading Britain through the vagaries of war, someone who will not shirk from their duty, and someone who will champion the military by reinventing and funding it properly.
Who that person will be is anyone’s guess, and in fact, that person probably does not exist in this insipid maudlin world, let alone Britain?
There has been much debate about how Meghan Markle is very similar to Wallis Simpson in the media, but how similar were the two women, and how does that factor into the current state of the royal family?
Here are five reasons why Meghan Markle and Wallis Simpson have been compared:
1. American Roots: Both Meghan Markle and Wallis Simpson were American-born, which was unusual for royal spouses at their respective times.
2. Divorcees: They both entered the royal family as divorcees, which historically has been a point of contention within the traditional framework of the British monarchy.
3. Royal Crisis: Their relationships with British princes led to significant royal crises, with Edward VIII abdicating the throne to marry Simpson, and Prince Harry stepping back from his senior royal duties after marrying Markle.
4. Public Scrutiny: Both women faced intense media scrutiny and public pressure, often being portrayed in a negative light by the press.
5. Fashion Icons: They have both been recognised as fashion icons, with their style and choices often drawing public attention and comparison.
6. Narcissistic: Both women have shown extreme levels of narcissism. Displaying an unreasonably high sense of self-importance requiring constant, excessive admiration. Both women thought that they deserve privileges and special treatment and expected to be recognised as superior even without any achievements.
7. Domineering: Both women gravitated to weak men who allowed themselves to be dominated by a domineering woman.
8. Royal Status: Wallis Simpson was the Duchess of Windsor, but was not given the HRH title. Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex was forbidden from using the HRH title.
It is no news that for the last two decades, an aggressive and authoritarian communist Chinese regime has plundered Western industrial and military intellectual property; hacked and acquired tonnes of data, flooded the West with evil drugs like Fentanyl, used the West as a cash cow, and used their economic strength to push their CCP agenda.
Parliament, universities and industry are full of Chinese agents working day in day out extracting crucial data to Beijing, and no one bats a fucking eyelid despite these people given free rides to do as they please.
The most recent hoo-ha is about Chinese hackers who extracted data from 40 million British voters by hacking the Electoral Commission. Whoah! Well done, there is actual outrage about this hacking incident, or is there?
The worst part about this entire farce is that despite China and the CCP working to undermine the West any way they can, economically the West relies on China to create their products. Western companies are completely in tune with China, and deal with them with no conscience or disdain as the Chinese regime conducts genocide, hacking, and theft of intellectual property daily.
The UK and US, as well as EU governments, are complicit in the economic growth of China as they build up their coffers so they can eventually attack us militarily. We are essentially funding China’s military might so they can eventually destroy us at a later date.
Instead of this faux outrage at the despicable hacking crimes of the Chinese, the real metre for action should be total economic closure between the West and China. All Western companies should be banned from engaging in commercial enterprises with China. In fact, Western governments should treat China like Iran and Russia, and introduce severe economic sanctions on the country.
Either Western governments completely cut off Beijing’s economic hold over the West, or they should simply shut the fuck up with their fake outrage over a few Chinese hackers.
Nothing is going to change because if the Chinese take away the use of their slave factories manufacturing cheap shit for Western companies to sell at a huge markup in Walmart or Asda, or wherever, then Western economies would almost certainly collapse.
You have to hand it to the Russians, when dealing with terrorist interrogations they sure don’t mess around. Cutting off one terrorist’s ear and feeding it to him made him sing like a canary, and another terrorist was brutally subjected to genital electrocution (EEK!) to make him talk. There’s certainly no Geneva Convention involved in those scenarios.
However, the brutality of the actions of the terrorists at a Moscow concert where approximately 150 Russian civilians were murdered in cold blood by these idiots certainly begs for a more brutal approach when it comes to information retrieval.
Western agencies usually resort to waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and loud heavy metal music blasted at terrorists, which may or may not work although, if moved to a clandestine ops site offshore where the Geneva Convention is not valid, it is almost a certainty that other more effective solutions are deployed at information retrieval sites like for example, torture, Sodium Pentothal or other drugs.
All in all, the augurs do not bode well, ISIS are back, as we revealed in one of our previous articles. Some of the blame should be on Putin’s and the FSB’s heads, simply because they were warned of such an ISIS terrorist attack by the Americans a month before, but chose to ignore the warnings.
Unconfirmed reports show that the Russian Naval HQ in Sevastopol has been destroyed by a massive Storm Shadow barrage launched by Ukraine, leaving the Russian Black Sea fleet with no command facilities. The Russian communications facility that directs the Black Sea Fleet was completely destroyed by three Storm Shadow missiles that were able to evade the Russian missile defence system.
Russia is naturally blaming Ukraine for the Crocus City Hall attack in Russia, and has claimed that the terrorists were fleeing towards Ukraine.
The Free Russian Army continues to shell the Belgorod City Area, and is still holding their ground in the area.
Regarding the Crocus City Hall, cui bono? Who benefits? The only people who benefit from this attack are the Russian mobilisation movement for the Russian government. They are going to use this to mobilise more troops for the Ukraine meat grinder.
Sevastopol is getting hit hard
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Past attacks
On 13 September 2023, Storm Shadow missiles were used in a strike against the port of Sevastopol, seriously damaging the Kilo-class submarine Rostov na Donu and seriously damaging (according to some sources, beyond repair the Ropucha-class landing ship Minsk).
On 22 September 2023, at least three Storm Shadow missiles hit Black Sea Fleet headquarters in Sevastopol, reportedly killing Admiral Viktor Nikolayevich Sokolov, commander of the Black Sea Fleet. Russia later released videos purporting to show him alive, while Ukraine later said it was re-evaluating his claimed death.
On 25 September 2023, Russian authorities have announced that they would demolish the existing headquarters of the Black Sea Fleet.
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With the advent of the internet, betting on almost any lottery from abroad has never been easier. Today, lottery players can participate in lottery games from anywhere by placing lotto bets online, purchasing tickets in advance, or using lottery messenger services.
However, there are some things you need to understand before choosing any of these methods. In that case, this write-up will help you understand the legalities around buying international lottery tickets online so you can make an informed decision the next time you want to participate in international lottery games from abroad. Read on!
Lotto betting involves predicting the outcome of a particular draw. Lotto betting sites like Lottoland are independent companies that offer lotto betting services.
These companies are not in any way affiliated with official lottery operators. Instead, they allow you to predict the outcome and then pay the same amount of winning as the official lottery jackpot directly to your account in case you win.
So, how do they settle huge lottery winnings in case you are lucky enough to predict the outcome correctly? Well, these companies have a special insurance policy, which helps them to cover huge jackpot winnings. Typically, the insurance policy is activated once there’s a big win on the lottery betting site in question.
When settling smaller winnings, such lottery betting operators use the revenue collected from sales. This is how sites like Lottoland eliminate geographical barriers, allowing interested individuals to participate in international lotteries from across the world.
If you want to participate in any official UK lottery draw, you must be physically in the UK or Isle of Man. So, what if you are a tourist visiting the UK for some time and want to participate in lottery games in the country?
In this scenario, you can still enter the UK Lottery draws as long as you are in a location within the UK. So, if you are going there for a short time, you can buy your tickets up to eight weeks in advance or use lottery messenger services.
Here’s how the two work:
In this case, you can set up a Direct Debit to participate in lottery games on a continuous basis. That means you’ll be entered into lottery draws throughout your holiday period.
It eliminates the need for manual payment each time you want to purchase a ticket. The method is ideal if you plan on being outside the UK for over a month.
However, it’s worth noting that if you play online, you want to be able to access your account outside the UK, meaning you won’t get a notification in case you win. Also, players have 180 days to claim their winnings.
These are lottery service providers that purchase the tickets on your behalf if you are outside the UK. When using this method, you’ll be required to confirm your options online, including the numbers you want to pick, the game you want to play, and the number of draws you intend to enter.
Once you have confirmed your options, the messenger service’s agent will buy a ticket from a retailer on your behalf. The agent will then upload the details on your account so you can access the information anytime. And in case you win, you’ll be notified, and the money will be deposited into your account.
Note that you may be required to collect the price in person, which means you’ll need to travel to the UK to collect your money.
Because you can’t access the National Lottery website when you are outside the UK, the best option is to play lotto online, which is basically predicting the outcome of an official lottery on a regulated online betting platform.
While a lottery messenger service is another option, you may be required to travel to the UK to collect your winnings, which may inconvenience you. In that case, platforms like Lottoland have helped eliminate the geographical barriers that hinder people from participating in the UK lottery games from abroad.
Sites like Lottoland have eliminated the geographical barriers for people who want to participate in international lotteries from other countries. Read our latest post to understand the legalities around buying international lottery tickets online.
You may or may have conveniently not noticed why there has been a serious increase in excess deaths since the pandemic. Whatever the reason for these excess deaths is moot, simply because they are being completely ignored by the legacy conglomerate controlled media. What is however being publicised is the increase in cancer rate within the royal family, this cannot be covered up so easily. Notably King Charles, Princess Catherine and of course the lovable Fergie. That’s unfortunately how ‘the news’ works.
Dr Shivan Sivakumar, associate professor in oncology at the University of Birmingham, agreed with Prof Beggs: “There is an epidemic currently of young people getting cancer (under 50s).
“It is unknown the cause of this, but we are seeing more patients getting abdominal cancers.”
Models based on global data predict that the number of early-onset cancer cases will increase by around 30 per cent between 2019 and 2030, a markedly faster increase than the previous 30 years.
Pinpointing the exact cause of certain cancers is of course an arduous task, but there are always clues left on the crime scene. We are surrounded by chemicals, our food is wrapped in plastics, microplastics infiltrate even inside mother’s wombs, hormones in livestock, pesticides, excess alcohol, excess food, excess sugar, 5G radiation, transport pollution is everywhere etc., but what about the covid pandemic?
It has been hypothesised that SARS-CoV-2 employs various strategies to cause cancer in different organs. These include leveraging the renin angiotensin system, altering tumour suppressing pathways by means of its non-structural proteins, and triggering inflammatory cascades by enhancing cytokine production in the form of a “cytokine storm” paving the way for the emergence of cancer stem cells in target organs. Since infection with SARS-CoV-2 occurs in several organs, either directly or indirectly, it is expected that cancer stem cells may develop in multiple organs.
Millions of people caught covid during the pandemic and afterwards, and are still being infected today. It’s off the news, but still chugging away doing its thing. One must also of course mention the numerous vaccines that were pretty much forced on the population, but information regarding vaccines are a closely guarded secret, and may never be released to the public.
According to the news overlords, “No evidence that DNA sequence used in Pfizer shot leads to cancer and other health issues”. They are of course the authority of all truth and morality, and must be believed always. The beautiful thing about cancer is that it can be blamed on anything you want, and the real causes can also be covered up if they are ever discovered. What are they going to do, say sorry that the ‘cure’ was worse than the ‘virus’? Definitely not, in a million years. You got cancer, that’s it.
We may never know why everyone is contracting cancer after the pandemic, so all you can do is enjoy your lives the best that you can and watch everyone get cancer around you before the inevitable happens.
On that happy note, we end.
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