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Why Would Donald Trump Want to Visit Theresa May and Her Vichy Government?

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The President of the United States, Donald Trump will fly into London following a Nato summit in Brussels on Thursday afternoon.

His itinerary involves him travelling straight to Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire, where Theresa May is supposed to host Mr Trump and his wife Melania for a black-tie dinner with 100 guests and ministers.

The question is, after the Chequers fiasco, where Theresa May revealed her Brexit In Name Only plan, will the president want to meet Theresa May?

The US Ambassador Woody Johnson, has already voiced his opinion on Theresa May’s BRINO plan, and has questioned whether any future bilateral US trade deals would be possible after the complete Chequers capitulation to the EU by May and her Remainer Cabinet.

Donald Trump, who is conducting a trade war with the EU, will not be happy by Theresa May’s complete betrayal of 17.4 million voters who voted for a Brexit on June 23, 2016.

“My guess is, Mr. Trump will attend the dinner, however, he will not be able to look in the quisling Theresa May’s eyes, out of shame for her, and how she betrayed her own country just to stay in office. He will speak a few words to her, but nothing important, and ignore the witch for the rest of the evening and the next day,” a senior Trump aide revealed.

President Donald Trump will visit on the Friday, a defence installation where he will try to bolster NATO further by trying to persuade May to increase UK military spending, which will most probably be like trying to get blood out of a stone. Theresa May is not interested in Britain’s defence as she is Remainer and believes Britain should erradicate its armed forces so that the EU can save it during a time of war. Under her insipid reign, the armed forces have seen their military budget cut to a pittance, rendering it a useless fighting force if there ever were a conflict.

On the same day, after the military discussion, Trump will be ferried off to Chequers, a scene of a grave crime against Britain. There, Theresa May will hope to discuss trade deals with the president, but it is not certain he will want to discuss them with May.

Then after a non-working-lunch, it’s off to meet the Queen at Windsor Castle where Trump will amuse her Majesty with some of his American charm.

The Donald, will then hang out in his golf courses in Scotland until he leaves on Sunday back to the US.

Luckily for the president, he will go nowhere near Central London where a crowd of socialists and communists are planning a rally replete with a London Mayor approved blow-up doll of Trump fashioned as a big baby. The London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, instead of fighting rampant knife crime and murder in the Capital, is instead putting all of his effort into not only denigrating his own office with puerile anti-Trump shows but putting a big stain on the whole of the UK by agreeing to this pathetic socialist protest against a very important ally, and saviour of Britain in two World Wars.

Boris and Other Brexit Heroes Vindicated After Resigning From Theresa May’s Treacherous EU-Centric Plan

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We would like to extend our gratitude and utmost respect to those who fell in the line of BRINO fire, those who chose to sacrifice their own positions in the duplicitous lying Remainer-led Cabinet of Theresa May, those who stood up for their country and its principals as a Sovereign nation whilst others treacherously undermined it and tried to sell a disguised Brexit proposal to the masses and Ministers, when in fact it was a Brexit In Name Only.

Theresa May, led the people and parliament on for two years proclaiming that she would take Britain out of the Single Market, out of the Customs Union, and secure the borders. Then on Friday, 6 July, she presented a completely new plan that would tie the UK to the EU indefinitely with no way of getting out, and would also make it nigh on impossible to conduct trade deals with our allies like the United States.

The US Ambassador, Woody Johnson, was not the only one shocked by the Theresa May Brexit betrayal and has now stated that it is highly unlikely a bilateral trade deal between the US and UK can take place after the Chequers BRINO plan was revealed.

Theresa May also alienated and ignored all Brexiteers in and out of the Cabinet, she surrounded herself and instated Remainers in high positions like the Treasury, where they thwarted any chance of a real Brexit. Philip Hammond, the Remainer Chancellor of the Exchequer, was a key player in thwarting Brexit.

The Theresa May Chequers plan will involve the permanent continuation in the UK of all EU laws which relate to goods, their composition, their packaging, how they are tested etc etc in order to enable goods to cross the UK/EU border without controls. All goods on the UK manufactured in the UK for the UK domestic market, or imported from non-EU countries, would be permanently subject to these controls.

Under Theresa May’s plan the UK would have to alter these laws in future whenever the EU alters its own laws.

This would put the EU in a position to fashion its rules relating to goods so as to further the interests of continental producers against UK competitors, when we will have no right to vote on those rules.

The obligation to follow the EU rulebook for goods would gravely impair the UK’s ability to conduct an independent trade policy. In particular, it will prevent the UK from including Mutual Recognition Agreements for goods in trade treaties and this is likely to destroy the prospect of successfully achieving meaningful agreements with some of the prime candidates such as the USA and Australia.

The Theresa May Remainer Chequers plan therefore leads directly to a worst-of-all-worlds “Black Hole” Brexit where the UK is stuck permanently as a vassal state in the EU’s legal and regulatory tarpit, still has to obey EU laws and ECJ rulings across vast areas, cannot develop an effective international trade policy or adapt our economy to take advantage of the freedom of Brexit, and has lost its vote and treaty vetos rights as an EU Member State.

Not only that, for this bogus turd of a proposal, the UK will have to pay the EU £40 Billion taxpayers money.

How is that for a complete capitulation and kick in the bollocks?

Now we have an effective Theresa May Vichy government made up solely of Remainers and Brexiteer-turncoats trying to push through a plan that will enslave Britain forever under EU rules and regulations.

 

Dominic Scab Instated as BRINO Secretary to Oversee ‘Brexit In Name Only’

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It takes a special type of person to look you in the eye and sell you something that is flawed, wrong and extremely dangerous.

Introducing Theresa May’s pick for BRINO Secretary, Dominic Scab, because essentially he is a scab, and even though he campaigned for Leave, he knows what he is doing now is just going through the motions, selling out Britain for the lowest price.

Any former Leaver who now takes the job of BRINO Secretary has no fucking soul, or guts, and is a coward, only in it for the bribes.

“This guy, Scab, will make no difference. We must remember that Theresa May only answers to Brussels and Olly Robbins now, the treasonous Remainer locust who has weaselled his way into the PM’s close circle,” one MP quipped from the halls of Westminster.

Nevertheless, we shall see from the oncoming days how events unfold with the BRINO and all the Remainers who took over and killed off Brexit.

Saving Boris: We Are Urging BoJo to Turn Away From the Dark Force

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Located on planet Brino, Boris, once a good Jedi, has been seduced by the dark side of the Force, but all is not lost, he can return to the good Force if he makes that step.

Whatever they promised you Boris, do not take it. Do not take their bribes, and their false promises, and their lies. Do not listen to the Sith Snake, Gove, remember that knife in your back is still lodged firmly from the last time.

They are liars, as they have lied to the British people, and the 17.4 million who voted to get out of the EUMPIRE.

You yourself called the Chequers BRINO plot a ‘turd’ and many agree with you.

Listen, you may think it is better to be in the Cabinet then out, however you can still come into the light old chap, all it takes is one step at a time.

The Dark Force can be enticing, it allures you into its depths with glamour, but look beyond the curtain and you will see that it is FALSE glamour. All that glitters is not gold Boris, just look for yourself. Come forth into the light and you will free yourself from the clutches of the Dark Side.

The Path of Light is less glamorous but it is a true path. The Path of Light is also harder to navigate but it is the righteous path, and not one of falsities, lies and shame.

You can do it Boris. We know you can. All it takes is one step forward, then another, then another..

Believe in the Force Boris. Do not be seduced by the Dark Force, look into the light instead!

With David Davis Resignation Theresa May Now Making Deals With Labour to Put Through Chequers BRINO Paper

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Well done to David Davis who had the courage to put his country before his job last night by resigning, however, because of the Conservative anger towards the BRINO Chequers White Paper, Theresa May is now falling on Labour to push her sell-out Brexit In Name Only plan.

Theresa May’s deputy, arch Remainers, David Lidington, and Gavin Barwell will be meeting with the opposition Labour party MPs at 11am to ask them to vote for the Chequers BRINO deal that has caused many Conservatives to abstain.

“Theresa May is now working with the socialists as she has completely alienated Tory grassroots voters and fellow MPs. She is now working with Labour to put through a plan that will shackle the UK to the EU indefinitely with no chance of ever getting out,” one Tory MP revealed on condition of anonymity.

The only chance now for the country is for the correct amount of signatures delivered to the 1922 Committee and a vote of no confidence placed on Theresa May’s desk.

Will the Tories save face after the Cabinet BRINO betrayal? Will Boris Johnson come in from the dark side, and forget the bribes and career promises?

If there is a chink of light in the darkness, please let it shine on BoJo to put the final nail in the coffin of Theresa May’s barren plan. You can redeem yourself Boris.

 

Tory Betrayal: ‘Panem et Circenses’ World Cup Soft Brexit Ploy

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Amongst the cynical ploy of putting forward a soft Brexit plan when England played and won against Sweden in the World Cup, to somehow put an analgesic effect on the announcement that the Tory Cabinet had accepted a complete capitulation to Brussels with a soft Brexit, there is now a serious threat that no one who voted for Brexit will ever vote for the Conservatives again.

Already, the polls suggest a breakthrough for Labour as they shoot upwards at 40% leaving the Tories trailing at 38%.

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Labour Party now polling 5% ahead of Conservatives. Public Say Theresa May Should Resign 49 to 38%

This terrible betrayal by the Number10 Cabinet will no doubt precipitate in total election wipeouts in the future as people never forget the blatant betrayal put upon them by Theresa May.

If the Conservatives have anything left in their feeble scrotums, they will call the 1922 Committee to rid the party of Theresa May, however that is a long shot as the party is now so left-wing that there is barely any distinction between Labour.

As stated before, the Tories should expect a long stay in the political wilderness as an opposition party if they dared to even mention the Soft Brexit words, let alone try to implement it with a White paper.

There is no further recourse now but to wish that justice prevails, and the blatant betrayal is thwarted, and that fucking quisling Michael Gove as well as the others lose their seats for their treachery.

It is quite fitting that Michael Gove, who has aspirations of leadership in the party, has effectively cut himself short by his treacherous actions by putting his career ahead of his country. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

High Treason: Theresa May Consulted With Foreign Governments Before Drafting Pro-EU White Paper

Lying Prime Minister, Theresa May, who has gone back on her words in the Conservative Manifesto to take Britain out of the EU, consulted with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French negotiator Michel Barnier on the 5th July who dictated to May how the BRINO (Brexit In Name Only) White Paper should be constructed, before presenting it to the Cabinet at Chequers on July 6, 2018.

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The White Paper plan effectively ties the UK to EU laws and regulations indefinitely thus rendering a promised Brexit null and void.

The plan was also most probably seen and given final approval by Donald Tusk, and Jean Claude Juncker.

The duplicitous PM then presented the document to her Cabinet who agreed on its contents even though the White Paper gave away much of Britain’s sovereignty and freedoms.

Theresa May threatened anyone who disagreed with the betrayal of British voters with the sack and bolstered many of the Cabinet members who were previously Brexiteers their aspirations for party leadership as a bribe.

High Treason

High treason is the crime of disloyalty to the Crown. By giving away Britain’s sovereignty to foreign powers; and plotting in consort with foreign powers against the sovereign status of the United Kingdom and adhering to the sovereign’s enemies, giving them aid or comfort; and attempting to undermine the lawfully established sovereignty of the land, Theresa May has wilfully acted against the Sovereign and committed High treason.

Theresa May’s treachery does not stop there however, in the days to come, we will see further outcomes to how she sold off Britain’s sovereignty by simply renaming EU laws and incorporating them as UK laws so that Britain stays in the Single Market and the EU Customs Union effectively shackling the country with the EU indefinitely.

After giving away Britain’s sovereignty indefinitely to the EU, and perverting Britain’s democracy, Theresa May will pay the EU £40 Billion of UK taxpayers money as an additional disgraceful, shameful capitulation to Brussels and further bitter punishment to the British people.

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Full breakdown of Chequers White Paper Brexit Betrayal by Martin Howe QC

  • The Chequers proposals would involve the permanent continuation in the UK of all EU laws which relate to goods, their composition, their packaging, how they are tested etc etc in order to enable goods to cross the UK/EU border without controls. All goods on the UK manufactured in the UK for the UK domestic market, or imported from non-EU countries, would be permanently subject to these controls.
  • There would be a general obligation to alter these laws in future whenever the EU alters its own laws, with a mechanism for Parliament to block such changes which is probably theoretical rather than practical.
  • This would put the EU in a position to fashion its rules relating to goods so as to further the interests of continental producers against UK competitors, when we will have no right to vote on those rules.
  • The obligation to follow the EU rulebook for goods would gravely impair our ability to conduct an independent trade policy. In particular, it will prevent us from including Mutual Recognition Agreements for goods in trade treaties and this is likely to destroy the prospect of successfully achieving meaningful agreements with some of the prime candidates such as the USA and Australia.
  • These proposals therefore lead directly to a worst-of-all-worlds “Black Hole” Brexit where the UK is stuck permanently as a vassal state in the EU’s legal and regulatory tarpit, still has to obey EU laws and ECJ rulings across vast areas, cannot develop an effective international trade policy or adapt our economy to take advantage of the freedom of Brexit, and has lost its vote and treaty vetos rights as an EU Member State.

 

Brexit Betrayal: Daily Squib Writers Too Disgusted to Write

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Dear reader of one point four, please accept our sincerest apologies but the most recent Brexit betrayal by so-called Brexiteers in the Cabinet of Theresa May has left us so fucking disgusted and distraught that we may not be able to write anything for a day or so.

Brexit Betrayal of 17,410,742 voters

Usually we thrive on vitriol and anger, but this current betrayal has gone beyond any reasonable levels ever seen and some writers have even smashed their terminals.

Our Sub Sub Editor was so furious and disgusted that he threw his Commodore 64 out of the window then ran into the photocopy closet to masturbate furiously to sate his nerves.

Another writer was last seen walking down the High Street wearing nothing but a policeman’s hat.

We are drinking in the pub and this article was written on a piece of napkin then transported to an internet cafe where it was posted on the site. I have had a few drinkshhh…I am so shhhad about the whole thing….dishgushted!!!!!! Gutted!!!

Where was Borishhhh? daslm;md adskm ad pads apmd pdsa camsd;lcc  ccccc c cccdmc cxzjsrt

We’ll be in tha pub…….

Goodbye Conservative Party – Cabinet Agrees Brexit Deal That Keeps Britain Tied to EU Rules and Regulations Indefinitely

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And the curtain falls with an almighty flop. With the sour news that a Soft Brexit was agreed by Brexiteers in Theresa May’s Cabinet, one can only think that this is a sad day for Britain.

We liked Boris, but not any more, and as for the others like Gove, well, there is nothing left to say, apart from what a bunch of losers.

The Theresa May proposal will tie the UK to the EU laws and regulations indefinitely. Businesses and agriculture will continue to be bogged down by EU red tape and regulations costing business and the Treasury billions every year.

It is safe to also change the moniker for former Brexiteers in the Cabinet to Cowardeers, or just plain old Cowards would do the job.

We have thus witnessed the end of the Conservative party as we knew it, many will cheer, and many will be relieved at their demise, but it will leave a gap in the political sphere, especially regarding Brexit.

This is why it is time Nigel Farage comes back to either reignite UKIP or start an altogether different eurosceptic Brexit party. By bringing in a third party, the death of the Conservative party would be accelerated.

Maybe as fitting punishment, vote Corbyn at the next election. Now is the time to completely abandon the Conservatives, simply because the party are no longer what they say they are.

If you have ever voted for the Conservatives in the past, never do it again. This is a sad day for democracy in Britain.The Tories are a national disgrace, laced with traitors and yellow cowards not fit for purpose.

And for this BRINO worse off position than before with no say, the UK will shuffle off £40 Billion to the EU?

‘Brexit In Name Only’: Tories Could Be Out of Power For Thirty Years

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By ignoring over 17.8 million voters, the Tories could be out of power for over thirty years and deemed unelectable if the real Brexit is not adhered to, say a panel of political experts at the Institute of Electoral Behaviour and Political Science.

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“It is a certainty that if the mandated EU Referendum vote for Brexit Britain taking back control of its borders, laws and trade, as was voted for on June 23, 2016, is not delivered, then there will be a voter backlash against the Conservative government. Essentially, the people who voted for a Brexit will vote against the Conservatives, and remove the Tories condemning them to a long hiatus in the wilderness. We estimate the strength of feeling in this matter to result in a twenty to thirty year exile,” Dr. Philip Arthur, revealed.

There is certainly a threat of a vast voter backlash if there are serious capitulations to Brussels, and this would not fare well with the Conservatives for a long time.

“We have studied the data, and analysed the behavioural habits of voters concluding these results of a voter backlash. However, we have also concluded that not only could there be a backlash at the polls, but the resultant discontent could spread to mass civil disobedience and rioting for a period of thirty to forty years. This is not an exaggeration but a valid assessment of voter fury and public anguish over being betrayed and democracy circumnavigated for EU totalitarian rule.”