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Obama Oprah O’Rourke Ocasio – Why Socialist Americans Love ‘O’ So Much

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Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Beto O‘Rourke, Ocasio-Cortez, these are all darlings of the socialist democrat party in America who all have something in common, the letter ‘o’.

What is it about the letter ‘o’ that is so endearing to the socialists and their dream of turning America into a pseudo-communist socialist state resembling Venezuela?

We asked Democrat party official Oona Menendez, the same question.

“Why is the letter ‘o’ so important for Democrat politicians, especially regarding elections?”

She replied quite succinctly: “Candidates have a greater success with the letter ‘o’ in their name because it breeds familiarity. Like with an ‘o’ people immediately know they’re safe, they are guaranteed socialism or communism. We adopted the significance of ‘o’ after eight years of Barack Obama rule. He was the first big ‘o’ which denoted ‘change’ and he brought in much socialist and Marxist changes to America, which is sadly being eroded by the current president. ‘O’ also stands for the circle, inclusivity, globalism, and collectivism. The main reason though, as I mentioned before, is familiarity, because when a voter is about to tick the box on election day, all they have to look for is where the Os are. If you see an ‘o’ on the first or last name, that’s who you vote for — Democrat. It’s really as simple as that.”

We asked her where ‘Hillary’ fits into this?

“She doesn’t. Never has, never will.”

 

Golden Globes Red Carpet Extravaganza Wows Crowds

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“Did you see those golden globes?” an excited reveller asks.

“Wow! Those are the most amazing golden globes I’ve seen in years. They deserve first prize,” another excited viewer reveals.

Globetastic Globes

Globes, globes, golden globes, globulating everywhere. Look left and you see globes, look right and even more globes, the globes are so astounding that it can hurt your neck from looking.

There’s something about Red Carpet globes though, because they have a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain class to them, they have been tastefully presented for the world to look at and admire their intrinsic beauty. There is certainly nothing tacky about these globes put on full display for the whole globe to see.

“Does it matter if the globes bounce a little or do you think stationary globes are more tasteful?” one commentator asks.

“Personally I prefer a delicate balance, maybe a little bounce, but it’s how the light hits the curve of the globes that matter most for me,” the friend answers eagerly.

This year’s Golden Globe awards leave no doubt that Hollywood breeds some of the best globes in the world. Golden Globe award watchers from all over the globe have congregated to check out globes, globes, and more globes.

golden globe awards

 

Nail Polish Picks for the Season

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Make your nails look expensive this season. There is absolutely no way that you can be looking on point and have nails that make you look like you have been working at a farm. But if you have not really been paying attention to your nails this season then you have to.

This is the season when you take good care of your nails and show them off. The beautiful thing about nails is that they do not have a season. What are we talking about? Unlike legs when you say this season I’m not showing my legs because it is cold. I have to keep them warm. In as much as you might wear gloves, you cannot eat whilst you wear them. So at some point, you have to show them off.

Now without wasting much of your time. Have a read on what colours will never let you down. And will make your nails look like you have just won a million dollars jackpot from internet casinos.

Colour splash!

Have you ever tried military green? When we talk about colours that are not flashy but at the same time are modern and will make you feel elegant, then you have got the right colour. And people often make this mistake of wanting to decorate their nails. But what you have to know is that it doesn’t work with all nail colours only specific ones. With military green, leave it like that.

Hot pink is cute. But we feel that it doesn’t work on all nails but specific kinds. It will depend on the shape and also the length. But if you really want your nails to look glammed up then go for the Rhinestones as well. When put on the right way then you are guaranteed that you will be on the safe side.

Chrome is one of the currently popular types. You see the models at the best casinos online? Well, they use it to grab people’s attention. If you haven’t tried the chrome nails then you are definitely missing out. Whether it is in summer or winter whichever the season they will not let you down.

Modigliani Nude Paintings Now Considered Sexually Offensive by Google

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The ever present insanity of Big Brother Google and its puritanical push to meddle with every step the Daily Squib takes is taking a toll on our patience.

Showcasing a masterpiece from renowned painter Modigliani is now deemed as sexual perversion by internet monopoly Google who threatened to disable our ads on the front page.

This sort of puritanical nonsense is possibly just another way of punishing the Squib on a constant basis but what is for certain, it is highly illogical and goes against any artistic sensibilities or reason.

The Modigliani nudes are world famous and displayed in art galleries worldwide, having said that, it is inconsistent with normal human behaviour to ban a nude painting of a woman because it is an artistic representation of the female form created by an artist.

It boggles the mind the amount of censorship that is being doled out on a constant basis on our site, and we can only suppose we are being specifically targeted by Google to thwart every operation we do. We cannot joke, we cannot display art, we cannot write satire, we cannot do anything anymore without being censored by the humourless, anti-art, anti-satire, anti-creativity company called Google.

This injustice, is of course not deemed as important by others, and the double standards reek of a witch hunt against satire sites like ours who have a different opinion, and dare to speak freely. Whilst Google allows other sites to display scenes of torture, violence, paedophilia and perverted sexual content, we simply displayed a painting of a Modigliani nude painting and were summarily punished.

There is a nefarious air about the level of censorship, that is certainly even more pervasive than was witnessed under Soviet Russia’s era of discontent or any dystopian nightmare scenario dreamed up by George Orwell.

As for Modigliani, what would he have said if his nudes were deemed as offensive. Naturally he would have spat in the face of his accusers, and called them a few well chosen names, before leaving in pure disgust.

Nu couché

(We have not posted a picture of the painting because it is deemed sexually offensive by Google but it can be viewed on the Wikipedia link above)

Known in English as Red Nude or Reclining Nude is a 1917 oil on canvas painting by the Italian artist Amedeo Modigliani. It is one of his most widely reproduced and exhibited paintings.

The painting was sold for a cool $170,405,000 at a Christie’s New York sale on 9 November 2015, a record for a Modigliani painting and placing it high among the most expensive paintings ever sold. The purchaser was the Chinese businessman Liu Yiqian.

The painting is one of a famous series of nudes that Modigliani painted in 1917 under the patronage of his Polish dealer Léopold Zborowski. It is believed to have been included in Modigliani’s first and only art show in 1917, at the Galerie Berthe Weill. Christie’s lot notes for their November 2015 sale of the painting observed that this group of nudes by Modigliani served to reaffirm and reinvigorate the nude as a subject of modernist art.

All we can say in pure disgust is one day we hope the ghost of Modigliani haunts you Google, and the robotic soulless pieces of detritus you have working for you censoring art and the Daily Squib.

Doesn’t Matter What Year We’re In Still Have to Deal With Same Old Shit

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If you think another year after the previous year is going to make any difference to the world and your life, stop kidding yourself.

We all still live in a surveillance society where every part of our lives and info is dissected, analysed and stored in databases, we still live in a world where idiots run amuck in a state of perpetual outrage demanding less freedom and more censorship, we still live in a world where people believe in supernatural beings that can rise from the dead, walk on water, and turn water into wine.

C’mon it’s just another fucking year. You have just passed another year, and now have less time to live on earth, and what an earth this has become, an overcrowded cesspool filled with garbage in the seas, plastic everywhere and pollution reaching every part of the once pure soil, now just a concrete mess clouded by fumes, cow farts, and mountains of human waste.

It will certainly be another year in politics, and the lies will continue, as nothing changes, or will ever change. They only give you a few choices for a reason in an election, because both sides are merely different parts of the same coin. The controllers always own both sides, and the reason for ‘elections’ in a ‘democratic’ society is to present a few well-selected fresh faces, otherwise people get tired and riot.

The elites in 2019 will most probably be quivering in their boots, and if it gets too bad, they will simply exit to New Zealand or wherever else they have prepared. One major weakness the elites always encounter is numbers — there are more of the Untermensch than them.

The stock market, a place where there will be much terror will naturally keep on falling in 2019. Possibly a 40-60% correction is planned, and if you are holding stocks now, you are sadly a fool with no sense whatsoever. In fact, you deserve every bit of what you get because you did not take your money out earlier at the artificially pumped top.

We also have Ebola to look forward to in 2019 as it increases its hold on Africa, much to the chagrin of the West, who keep their open borders systems in place, there is no doubt this horrid virus will spread soon enough.

Trump, is now looking to lose in 2020. The purge of supporting Trump voices on all social media sites has been so effective that now there is only one voice — the socialist echo chamber.

We will have more authoritarianism, we will have more outrage from the permanently outraged, we will have more censorship and the internet will be cleansed of life, of its soul, and in its place the control freak tech puritans will command over your every thought, they will dictate your every move, and they will tell you how to think and act…and if you don’t obey? Then they delete you from everything.

Trump himself has been a huge disappointment. Here is a guy who had big plans. He said he would go after the internet censors and he never did. He said he would limit the all encompassing power of the tech monopolies but he never did. He said he would build a wall but never did, he said he would do so many things but he did not. He said he would dump Obamacare, but never did. Trump is now a man running scared, he is a man who has obviously tried to do some things but has been thwarted at every point by the crazed socialists employing guerilla tactics to get what they want.

What about Brexit?

How will 2019 be for Britain’s supposed exit from the EU..pfffft? More of the same..No Brexit, no hope of Brexit and no one willing to stand up for democracy and the EU Referendum Leave voters. Because May is bolstered by the elite, she is nigh on impossible to get rid of. The May-bot’s batteries will continue on serving her masters, until she completes her job, they then will take the batteries out themselves — no one else can.

All in all, 2019 will be another year where those in charge control every facet of our lives. Another miserable year of non-freedom and slavery ahead then.

To all our readers..Happy New Year.

 

 

Why No One Will Ever Vote For the Conservative Party Ever Again

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Theresa May. It’s as simple as that. She and her coterie of Remainers have effectively condemned the Conservative party to thirty or forty years in the political wilderness away from government.

It’s safe to say that every day the current PM is in her post is another nail in the coffin for the Tories at the next General Election.

It does not matter if she resigns just before the election as she has promised to do, because she will have already committed the necessary damage.

Theresa May has vowed to stay on until her BRINO is pushed through parliament. This act will be the defining moment when the Tories will be abandoned.

Already, the Americans have stated that May’s deal means no massive trade deals with the US,  thus leaving the UK with nothing.

Already, Lord Haw Haw Hammond is again trying to thwart a Clean Brexit by withholding special funds for a No Deal Brexit.

Something must be done right now. The UK needs a positive Brexit leader to emphasise the tenets of economic and political freedom away from the EU’s restrictive diktats and authoritarian laws.

This is the only way the Conservative party can win back their electorate, otherwise they will suffer for a decades in the political wilderness.

 

Divided America – The Video That Tells of Civil War Ahead

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It is quite rare to see a video that is as divisive and ridiculous as the one above. The footage shows the ultimate division America is suffering at the moment.

Civil War is Assured

On the one side are the Anti-American Communists, and the other are the Nationalist Capitalists, the Democrat Socialists Vs the Conservatives/Libertarians, the SoyBoys Vs the Testosterone, ultimately however it will all be settled by the people who own guns and are trained in using them.

“When it kicks off, the SoyBoys and ANTIFA will be first to die. Anti-gun socialists will perish, because they just can’t shoot straight even if they did have a gun. The Conservative Libertarian American Patriot credo is shoot straight, finish the job, then move on to the next target.

“Our divided nation now is hanging by a string. All it will take to trigger the Civil War, will be another economic downturn. Most people are living paycheck to paycheck, give ’em three days without, and they will turn to animals to survive. The weakest in the link are the socialists, the safespace soyboys, the communist Antifa, the welfare people, basically democrat voters who have now turned so far left, they believe communism is the only answer. These people will be sitting targets because they’re anti gun and anti-American. It’ll be like shooting ducks in a barrel.”

 

In no uncertain terms, the tragedy of America may only be solved through a final civil war to purge the nation. There are many who are wishing on a civil war so badly, they prepare every day and will have the biggest smile on their faces when it starts.

“It’ll be like Christmas, and all the holidays rolled into one. Imagine my pleasure as I pick off the commie liberal triggered fagg*ts off one by one. There will be no campus safespace for these people to run to, there will be no chant they can say to stop the bullets entering their soft bodies. At their last moment, they will wish they learned how to defend themselves, but it will be too late,” one Libertarian Militia member revealed.

As for the technorati, what will happen to them in a civil war? The Silicon Valley CEOs and higher ups will flee the country in their jets leaving their underling employees to get slaughtered. There’s little or nothing an algorithm can do whilst an armed well-trained right winger points a modded Ar-50 at your cranium. BANG! Expensive brains splattered all over the wall.

It is quite ironic that the easily triggered left will be dispatched so easily by triggers in the guns they hate so much.

BREXIT: The Time is Now

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From the ashes of failure, from the tawdry miserable dawdling of a loser, from the constant bad news and capitulation rises a star who will pick Britain up, lift its head above the clouds and cement a definitive way forward leaving the pathetic miserable Remoaners and quisling weasels behind.

There can be only one to take us through the mire, through the deceit and lies of Remainers and the EU — Boris Johnson.

It is our firm belief that he will step up to the podium in 2019 and take the reins from Theresa May, possibly the worst prime minister Britain has ever had the misfortune to encounter. This woman, stupid or not, has grovelled at the feet of the EU making a mockery of Britain’s divine right to self rule. She has tried to sell us lies over lies, whilst proclaiming she is not lying, and she has been insistent in pushing forth her awful BRINO deal that not even Labour accept. She must resign.

In 2019, if the Conservative party want to ever be voted into government ever again, they must dump Theresa May, vi et armis, it must be done, otherwise the neverending impasse will go on for years and years.

The yellow vests of Britain will make sure of their discontent if this feckless EU dingleberry, May, stays as PM.

Boris Johnson has already proved himself with two successive terms as London mayor, and during that period, the capital flourished, not only economically but with low crime rates as well as celebrating the cultural richness of the city. He must seize the moment mutatis mutandis, and relinquish the crone of her deathly hold which is killing the Conservative party from within.

To keep Theresa May as PM, is a certain path for disaster, not only for the country, but her party, as well as the Brexit voted by 52% to Leave on June 23, 2016.

There should thus be no ifs or buts — only certainty, and Boris Johnson would give this country a vast boost into the fortuitous opportunities that a real Clean Brexit or a proper deal would deliver to Britain. Ad vitam paramus.

Now is the time.

 

 

Boxing Day DEALS – The Best Offers REVEALED – KNOCK OUT Prices!

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BOXING DAY DEALS 2018

Every year Boxing Day sees shoppers take to stores both physically and online to take advantage of major superb fantastic discounts.

This holiday season is no different with stores all giving customers a legion of tantalising deals.

The myriad of amazing discounts offered is astounding to say the least, it will boggle your mind, blow your gaskets and flatten you with a pounding right hook to the noggin.

This year has been incredibly innovative with products that have taken the market by storm with truly innovative features that will have you salivating over your shirt, and shouting at the top of your face ‘Just take my money!’.

Meanwhile, some of the deals are incredibly enticing, 50% off, 75% off, 100% off, and even 180% off.

Everything has dramatically fallen in price since they were first introduced and will surely be even more affordable on Boxing day.

DailySquib.co.uk will be updating this page live to bring you the best Boxing Day deals as they emerge.

Here are just some of the deals that will knock you the fuck out:

Boxing Day Deals

1 – Gallant Black-Target Free Standing Boxing Punch Bag – Excellent Quality Heavy Duty Punch Bag/Kick Boxing/Martial Ats/MMA Dummy Equipment 2017

2 – Boxing Reflex Ball Great for Training to Improve Reactions and Speed, Boxing Gym Equipment Super for Both Training and Fitness

3 – HOMCOM Speedball Platform Punch Bag Frame Swivel Bracket MMA Exercise Training Workout w/Ball

4 – RDX Punch Bag Filled Set Kick Boxing MMA Heavy Training Muay Thai Gloves Punching Mitts Hanging Chain Wall Bracket Anchor Rope Martial Arts 4FT 5FT

5 – COSTWAY Sit Up Bench, Folding AB Abdominal Crunch Exercise Board, Weight Bench for Home Gym, with Boxing Ball, a Pair of Dumbbell and Train Ropes

6 – Everlast Pro Style Boxing Training Gloves – 14oz, Black

7 – adidas Boxschuh Box Hog 2, Unisex Boxing, black, 10 UK (44 2/3 EU)

8 – Heavy Filled 11 Piece 5ft Boxing Punch Bag Set Gloves Bracket Chains MMA Pad

9 – vidaXL Boxing Machine 2 Way Boxing Stand Training Punch Bag Ball Speedball Plate

10 – Old School Boxing Fitness: How to Train Like a Champ

#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will or Consent

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Matthew 1:18-25 (the deeds of the Christian God)

18 Now the birth of Jesus the Messiah took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been engaged to Joseph, but before they lived together, she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. 19 Her husband Joseph, being a righteous man and unwilling to expose her to public disgrace, planned to dismiss her quietly. 20 But just when he had resolved to do this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, “Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, for the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 21 She will bear a son, and you are to name him Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.” 22 All this took place to fulfill what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet: 23 “Look, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel,” which means, “God is with us.” 24 When Joseph awoke from sleep, he did as the angel of the Lord commanded him; he took her as his wife, 25 but had no marital relations with her until she had borne a son; and he named him Jesus.

Biblical experts have been studying the facts about the virgin birth of Jesus, from different ancient texts, and have come to the conclusion that Mary was sexually violated by the Holy Ghost i.e. God.

“The poor girl was still a virgin, and she had no capacity to refuse the seed of God entering her body. God had intercourse with Mary one night, and she felt violated by a being who did not care for her feelings but did the dirty deed anyway. Selfish God had sex with Mary because he thought she was attractive, and he had the power to rape her.

“Within the generation we live in today, the #MeToo generation, God would be called a rapist for taking that poor girl and having sex with her without her consent.

“It was not only poor Mary who was hard done by, but think of Joseph, he had not yet slept with his childhood sweetheart, when he was cucked at the post by God. Luckily, Joseph took the whole sordid episode in his stride and went along with the violated Mary and her baby Jesus,” Episcopal Dean of St Albrights Christian Research Institute, Jonathan Rembrandt, revealed in a recent study.

The Angel of the Lord who appeared after the rape, was possibly a demon looking to have some fun with Mary according to theologians.

“The demon who appeared to Mary looked like an angel, but was actually a demon, one of God’s emissaries who tried to justify the rape by saying it was okay to be violated by God.  What Mary would have felt as she was impregnated without her consent was possibly great confusion, coupled with pain as she was pierced violently by the Holy spear of God. Thrusting, and thrusting until the great Holy climax.”

The story of the nativity that has been taught for many years is thus one of sordid rape by an almighty entity that had its way with a little virgin girl, abused her body to sow a supposed Son of God who could perform crazy miracles like walk on water and turn water into wine.

“Rape should not be tolerated even if it is God who is committing it. This is a sign of the patriarchal society trying to make sexual assault okay because a God committed it. No, we say it is wrong that God raped a poor little virgin girl and then left without even saying a word to her. Does anyone think how alone and cold she must have felt, to be raped and abandoned in such a way?” #MeToo activist, Hilda Goldsberg, told a group of activists in a new YouTube video.

The outrage at Mary’s rape by God is now spreading across the social media sites, with the hashtags #GodRapedMary #MeTooMary #GodRapes.

Divine Intervention?

The Christian church has been party to much rape in its history, however many Archbishops, and the Catholic Pope deny that God raped Mary.

“Yes, he had sexual intercourse with Mary without her permission, but it was for a very good reason. Without impregnating Mary, Jesus would never have existed, even though there is no factual proof he did exist. That is not rape, but divine Godly intervention and fairy tales told to the blindly believing masses over thousands of years. It is the same Christian theory used when a Catholic priest rapes a 9-year-old boy, in the name of God,” the Pope said replying to the voices of outrage spreading across the internet.

One Twitter person replied: “So it’s okay to rape a woman if you are a God and want to bring your son into this earth? Did Mary have a say in this? Her body was violated by the Holy Ghost. Can you even think for a second how sick that is?”

The mass debate goes on.