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Coronavirus Panic in the London Supermarkets

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Coronavirus Panic in the London Supermarkets

Panic buying has now escalated to such a level that London’s supermarkets are all but cleaned out.

Fear drives an irrational set of actions in humans, and this fear, this will to survive at all costs is the sole reason why the masses are now scrambling like rats to acquire the last morsels of food available. If they had been prepping calmly since January like most sensible people they would have enough food for 6 months but now it is too late.

Supermarkets are now rationing their wares simply because the supply chains are not keeping up with the rabid demand as the store shelves are cleaned out in minutes.

In the less desirable areas of London, we now have daily fights as the Untermenschen fight over chicken legs and crisps, the floors splattered with rice, blood and pasta shells.

The news through the grapevine is that if this situation persists, the army will be ordered to guard supermarkets before the looters begin their frenzied hunt for food, and anything else they can acquire.

In the suburbs of London, there is currently some semblance of calm although things may change rapidly as is the situation with this horrid pestilence COVID-19.

As the markets continue their precipitous descent into the depths of hell, there does not seem to be any bottom, the analysts baffled, sitting in their corners scratching their heads.

The government must bring in the army, especially in London, otherwise the riots will be uncontrollable.

To keep the schools open in such a climate is a crime in itself, but it seems when it comes to rationality regarding children, who are as susceptible to COVID-19 as anyone, and the safety of the distraught teaching staff, all rational logical thought has gone in this respect, and the government ministers are incapable of exercising the correct decision to close the schools. Who wants children wandering through the streets in such a climate of danger going back and forth to their schools?

The descent into hell in London is slow, and painful to watch…

Coronavirus: US May Soon Not Be Able to Pay Its Debt Liabilities

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Coronavirus: US May Soon Not Be Able to Pay Its Debt Liabilities

You have to feel for poor old Donald Trump, or as we call him: The ‘Teflon’ Don. Despite the massive Democrat campaigns to unseat him, he has pushed on, a bulldozer through their attempts to screw him over, the DS likes an underdog, and we feel sad that Donald has now been dealt the coronavirus hand, crashing stocks etc. Will the Don survive this one? We will see..

You have to also feel for the millions of Americans who will suffer under the coronavirus quarantine without food, medicine or income coming in. Millions of people did not prepare, and even when they tried to stock up at the last moment, it will not be enough.

With whole cities on lockdown, tax revenue for the Federal Reserve is going to take a hit, and this is what the crux of the problem is, can America afford a shut down for months/years?

America has a known debt currently of $23 Trillion and counting, but what about its debt liabilities that are off the books?

The US has a large stockpile of potential and actual liabilities that don’t show up on as actual debt outstanding. In fact, an old working paper by University of California-San Diego economics professor James Hamilton estimates that the US was on the hook for more than $70 trillion in off-balance sheet liabilities at the end of 2012. As we are in the year 2020, we can assume that the $70 trillion debt has more than doubled since the study in 2012.

Therefore, with estimated debt liabilities in the region of $140 trillion, and a work force not working, and business shutting down, and stocks cratering, how long before cracks appear? Will China and Japan continue pumping the US machine by buying US bonds? Hell, China and Japan have their own coronavirus problems, and the clock is ticking.

The US can barely cover the interest payments for its known $23 trillion debt, so what happens when the Americans cannot even cover the interest payments for their national debt any more?

Well, say goodbye to Medicare, say goodbye to housing payments, say goodbye to social security and pension payments.

Your 401(k) will be useless, all social security payments will cease, no more pension money, no means to pay for anything. All you will have will be your guns.

In desperation the Fed recently cut interest rates spooking the markets, they then started quantitative easing again — spooking the markets further — what does the Fed know that we don’t?

The Fed proposes giving every American $1000 to get the US economy going again and spending, however they’re not telling Americans that each of them owes over $260,000 in Federal Debt terms.

This is war, and the coronavirus does not care about debt liabilities, stock market prices or social security — the virus just wants to eat, and it will keep on eating until a vaccine is found.

Britain and the EU nations will survive this simply because we are not behemoths like America is, small is good, it’s easier to manage, but big and burdensome is a hard hit, the fall will be heavy for the US, and the tectonic plates are now shifting with power and speed.

The graphic below is taken from an amazing site that has visualised the US debt and how it would look like decked out in real life.

This is what one trillion dollars looks like, so multiply this 23 times for the visible US debt and 140 times for the actual debt liabilities:

US Debt Ceiling 2012 visualized
http://Demonocracy.info

Non-essential Contact for Everyone Except for Teachers Who Congregate With Hundreds Daily?

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Non-essential Contact for Everyone Except for Teachers Who Congregate With Hundreds Daily?

According to the government guidelines broadcast last night: “Everyone should avoid gatherings and crowded places, such as pubs, clubs and theatres” but this does not include severely crowded schools.

It’s not just the children who are being sacrificed at the altar of coronavirus infection by the government, but spare a thought for the poor teachers who are being put in harms way every moment of the day at schools, dealing with hundreds and thousands of pupils daily.

Teachers are at the forefront of the coronavirus nightmare, some who have underlying health conditions or pregnant, crammed into classrooms full to the brim with children who may or may not be infected with the deadly virus.

It is the government’s ridiculous policy which contravenes what many other nations are doing as well as WHO guidance, to shut schools in a climate of abject fear and contagion.

The teacher’s union seems to be caught in the headlights, as nothing is done.

Pupils  and some teachers are planning a mass walkout on Friday, which has gathered momentum with the Twitter hashtags #Covid19Walkout and #CloseTheSchoolsNow, which they hope will force the Government to close schools.

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Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

650,706 signatures and counting…

12 CFD Trading Tips to Survive

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12 CFD Trading Tips to Survive

Having just a regular 9-5 job may not generate enough income for you, especially if you have outstanding bills to pay and a landlord breathing down your throat. Instead of taking up another job in the evenings, being a professional trader may seem like a better route.

Though it does not require manual labor work, it can still be difficult to attend to the ever-changing market patterns in the financial world. With a day job that takes up most of your time, is it possible to still be a profitable trader in your spare time?

Here is a list of tips and tricks for you to better manage your side job as a trader, and to prevent yourself from committing some of the common mistakes that others do.

1. Find a trading style that suits you

Finding a trading style that suits both your personality and your schedule is extremely crucial if you want your trading career to succeed. There are generally two types of trading styles—swing-trading and day-trading.

Swing-trading is a better style for workaholics who hardly have enough time to watch the market during working hours. You analyze your charts during the weekends and when you are off work and execute your trades during your free time as well, and hence swing-traders do not have to monitor the charts at every waking minute.

On the other hand, day-trading is usually preferred by forex traders, who are able to find some active currency markets at any given time. As long as you squeeze in a few minutes at certain points of the day, you will be able to execute your trades without being at a disadvantage.

After choosing your trading style, adjust your schedule slightly to ensure that you will have enough time to execute your trades. After this, choose the markets, brokers, and instruments carefully to complement your trading patterns and find out what is best for you.

2. Stick to your initial trading method

One cardinal sin that traders often succumb to is known as “system-hopping” where traders change their trading methods as soon as they realize that they are not making any profits. These traders would generally not see any improvements as they do not give themselves time to let their profits stabilize.

Furthermore, by constantly switching between trading methods, there will not be enough trading data to analyze in the long-run, thereby decreasing the chances of a profitable trade.

Sticking to your initial trading method and waiting it out is important for your trade review later on, as you will be able to effectively analyze your trading behavior and learn from your mistakes. Even though the beginning results may not be exemplary, you should always be consistent with your trading approach.

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3. Prevent over-trading

Another common mistake that traders do is the lack of a concrete trading plan. Without a plan, you will tend to find yourself at a loss whenever you execute a trade. Be sure you know what to look for in a chart and in a good trade, and stick to your plan.

Do not respond to the market based on what you feel and instead, analyze the charts well and set your rules. It will just be a matter of time before the ideal price comes your way!

One tip is to switch on your real-time notifications to alert you of any movements in the market, and it will be extremely useful after finishing your weekend analyses.

4. Constantly improve yourself

Many a time when traders realize that they are not earning any profits from their trades, they will put the blame of their failure on their trading methods, resulting in rookies engaging in “system-hopping”.

Most of the time, it is the lack of discipline, professionalism and a gambler mentality that is the cause of their failures. Hence, traders should often assess their abilities and identify their weaknesses before putting the blame on something else altogether.

Traders should take responsibility and look for ways to improve their skills, especially during the weekends when they have more time. Moreover, taking the focus off monetary goals and instead focusing on the characteristics of a good trade will definitely help traders out their trading skills into perspective.

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5. Prioritize your time properly

When you decide to take up trading as a side job aside from your regular job, making up for the lost time and making extra time is crucial in helping you set your goals straight. If you are serious about having a successful trading journey, waking up an hour earlier and sacrificing some of your break time will help you manage your time better.

Putting in extra effort in the beginning so you can reap the fruits of your labor later on will indeed be worth it. One tip is to review your daily schedule and filter out time-wasters. By getting rid of just one source of a time-waster, you will be able to squeeze in more time for your trade executions.

6. Don’t get caught up with the money

An important thing to note is to not focus on how much you are earning and how long it will take before you can quit your day job for good. Focusing on the monetary side of things will only throw you off track and tempt you into unhealthy trading habits. It can also demotivate you as you realize how far away you are from achieving your goals.

Instead, take baby steps and focus on what you can improve in the present. Create a checklist of the immediate tasks you have and avoid snowballing your to-do lists. Start taking measures and see your improvements grow with time.

The bottom line is to just be patient with yourself and put in as much effort as you need for long-term success. Choose a style that suits your trading needs and avoid getting caught up with your monetary improvements.

Give yourself time and allow room for failure. In time to come, your trading abilities will improve and you will soon be able to reap your rewards. More so, if you want to learn what is the easiest way to start trading CFD’s with Plus500 check out business24-7.ae for more information.

Previously Mocked Preppers Now King

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Previously Mocked Preppers Now King

Prudent preppers who spent months preparing for something like the current global pandemic constantly received the ire of the mainstream media, furiously mocked by people who did not and refused to prepare. Where are these people now? Rummaging around empty supermarket aisles with looks of bewilderment on their faces.

Let us make very clear, the people Hamsterkäufe panic buying right now at the last moment are NOT preppers. They are sheeple.

Preppers have the necessary materials and resources to survive, and they also have the right skills to use in an emergency situation. They have been stocking up and training for years and many months.

Before any news filtered through to the West of the Wuhan coronavirus epidemic, we knew something was up in the ether, we wrote a satirical story about global domination needing a global catalyst on January 17th. Western media and news agencies were only alerted to the dangerous global catalyst on the 21st January. Our premonition of something large about to happen was bang on the mark.

The Daily Squib staff have been prepping since January when little bits of news were leaking out of Wuhan, however the epidemic had already been running since November, but the Chinese tried to keep it a secret. We successfully predicted the upcoming global pandemic at the time as well before any other news source even mentioned the word.

Food resources, water purification, weapons, utilities, all stored and collected meticulously over months in preparation.

To see the people queuing at supermarkets now as they fight over meagre items from near empty shelves is a sorry reminder, that if you hadn’t prepared months ago it is already too late.

For the current pandemic, the warning signs were blinking at the end of December and a few days into January when the first reports started filtering through from Wuhan, China. Immediately, you should have got into gear and started sourcing the right stuff, as many prudent people did at the time.

Governments move slowly, and this is why you as a responsible individual should never listen or believe much of what the talking heads say. The advice has been to avoid masks, for the general public, despite the fact that all medical staff wear them to stay alive.

The government spokesmen are telling the public that there is one rule for them and another for the medical staff who know better. Full face masks do save lives, yet we are being told not to wear them, it does not make logical sense if the interests of these people was to save lives, but their advice is contrary to that, and one can only come to the conclusion that it is NOT in their interests to save lives, but to limit economic damage only.

Selfish Parents Who Want to Keep Their Kids in School Condemning Children to Coronavirus Death

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Selfish Parents Who Want to Keep Their Kids in School Condemning Children to Coronavirus Death

What kind of parent would put their children in harms way just for their career or stupid job?

Italy and the rest of the globe are closing schools, yet in Britain they are still being kept open, according to reports because some selfish parents will have to god forbid look after their own fucking children. Key medical personnel and other front-line workers could easily take their kids to special crèche units setup specifically for children of NHS workers etc. Private sector parents with kids have no excuse.

Keep your filthy money or career then and watch your kid get coronavirus!

These people should be looking after their children even without a deadly pandemic raging through cities picking off people by the dozen.

These parents who are putting their own children in harms way are reprehensible, you might as well sell your children off for medical experiments.

Reports from Italy tell of many younger people now being hospitalized after being infected with coronavirus.

What about kids with underlying health conditions, who are being forced to go to school just because some selfish irresponsible parents don’t want to look after their own kids?

There are millions of secondary school children across the country who have to use public transport to go to school, they will be infected by coronavirus, then spread it at school, before going home for dinner with their parents.

The incompetent Education Minister, Gavin Williamson is playing with people’s lives and has blood on his dithering useless hands for his stance on keeping schools open during a deadly pandemic.

Maybe, a society as it is today does not deserve to survive the pandemic..

Close Schools/Colleges down for an appropriate amount of time amidst COVID19.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403

Why Is IQ Option the Best Broker for Cryptocurrency Trading Right Now?

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Why Is IQ Option the Best Broker for Cryptocurrency Trading Right Now?

IQ Option Europe Ltd, or IQ Option, is a comprehensive online trading platform that offers a wide variety of investment choices for traders to make trades, such as crypto, forex, cryptocurrencies and more. But what separates it from other brokers out there? In this article, we’ll take you through the benefits of using IQ Option.

On the surface, IQ Option has a sleek and easy-to-use interface. You’ll have your pick of choices, as IQ Option offers more than 100 assets and instruments ready for trading, from a wide range of market sectors.

You can do anything from tracking the growth or decline of a company’s stock to trading forex pairs. IQ Option covers not only the bases – it has all the basic features that any online broker should have — it also goes beyond expectations with its advanced technical features. IQ Option Trading Platform 4.0 can handle almost 10 different charts at once, which allows you to compare different sources of information at a glance.

It also has a small minimum deposit of $10, so you won’t have to risk it and invest more cash than you’re ready to. That’s a much lower minimum deposit than some other brokers offer. This is great if you’ve just stepped foot into the trading world, and you don’t want to bite off more than you can chew.

There’s also a demo account option for new traders or those who want to familiarise themselves with the site before they start making payments. The demo option does not require you to deposit real money, and all investments accessed through the demo only use virtual money, making it a great way for beginners to try out and practice with no fear of losing money.

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IQ Options Gives You A Wide Range of Trading Options

IQ Option is known for offering its customers comprehensive access to investment instruments and assets. But it is most well known for stocks and large, well-known firms with large market capitalizations such as Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, and Bank of America. These are also available to trade as CFDs. IQ Option also allows you to trade with a wide array of cryptocurrencies, from big players such as Bitcoin to newer ones such as Litecoin and Zcash.

Furthermore, IQ Option also lets you trade with many different fedex (foreign exchange) currency pair combinations. There are the usual suspects such as USD/Canadian Dollar, UK Sterling Pound/Canadian Dollar, and so on.

Less-used currency pairs can also be traded, such as the US dollar/Russian ruble and the US dollar/Polish zloty. If you can think of it, whether ‘it’ is a stock, currency type or cryptocurrency, it is likely tradable on IQ Option.

Great Interface and Comprehensive Indicators and Technical Tools

The popularity and usefulness of any online platform rest on its interface design. And IQ Option’s interface does not disappoint. It offers a wide array of technical tools at your disposal, and you can manipulate them to your heart’s desire to form a focussed and thorough trading experience.

The technical indicators at hand are designed to provide extra clarity on market performance. They include highly specific tools (such as stochastic oscillators and fractal indicators) that zoom in on tiny details that don’t seem very important at first but light the way for a better and clearer understanding of the market. When viewing charts, you may also choose from a selection of graph styles to find one that fits your needs.

If you ever find yourself scratching your head in confusion at the representation formats, the IQ Option customer service team is only a short phone call away. They are online 24/7. If you are not fond of calling, you may also chat with their live chat assistant or seek help in the support chat group in the trade room.

It Has An Easy To Use Deposit Process

Signing up for IQ Option is simple, but its’ thorough verification processes take a little longer. The platform has certain sign-up requirements that you have to abide by. The first step is to provide documentation about yourself, which includes an identification document issued by a government, a photograph of yourself, your name and proof of address.

This may seem like a hassle, but doing a bit of legwork beforehand is beneficial in the long run. With a thorough check-up process, IQ Option deters fraudsters and scammers in the system. As a potential trader, you will be better protected from those trying to make illegitimate claims.

After your registration has been approved by the IQ Option team, you will then be able to deposit through all the conventional methods, such as through credit and debit cards using Visa and Mastercard. You can also choose to deposit in other ways like other online payment providers and bank transfers.

IQ Option is a Well-regulated Platform

IQ Option takes care to make sure its platform is well-regulated, with reliable security functions and safety nets in place. These security functions serve to protect your money from going where it shouldn’t.

When you invest money in a company, you can be sure that it’s not going directly to the company’s own funds, but rather in a separate account. Clear boundaries ensure that you won’t lose your money due to underhanded tactics.

IQ Option is also part of the Investor Compensation Fund, which is a safety net that protects you in unlikely cases where IQ Option can no longer payout money. If you encounter a problem at any point in your trading experience, you can rest assured that you can still reclaim most funds that you are owed.

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Handy Economic Calendar

One of the handiest features offered by IQ Option is its economic calendar. This calendar provides you with ready information on significant world events happening in real-time, so you can use it to gauge the rate of success for your trades.

The information provided includes information on stock exchanges to a country’s growth rates. Although you could theoretically find the information online, you don’t have to go on a treasure hunt with IQ Option’s economic calendar, which lets you see all the facts in a single place. That saves up valuable time spent fact-finding that you could have spent on more useful endeavors.

We’ve listed some of our favorite features about IQ Option above. It’s a very popular trading platform, and according to the review published by Business24-7 IQ option has become one of the market leading brokers when it comes to cryptocurrency trading.

Furthermore, there are some special requirements on the IQ Option platform that you need to know about as an Islamic trader. The details were in-depth covered in the review on business24. Whether you’re a new hand or a seasoned trader, IQ Option is a good choice for anyone looking to grow their hard-earned cash.

Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele Experiments With ‘Herd Immunity’ On Children

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Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele Experiments With ‘Herd Immunity’ On Children

Keeping the schools open to test his theory of ‘herd immunity’ on living child subjects is certainly a gleeful pastime of Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele, he loves these experiments on his child subjects with viruses that are completely new and no one knows anything about.

The fact that the coronavirus strain is a deadly biphasic pathogen that reinfects people means that subjects cannot come up with resistance. This is of course of no concern to the Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Josef Vallance Mengele, he directs the sheep to the slaughter with ease, smiling with pride at his work.

Herd Immunity Herd Mentality

“It is a work of joy, the children will become infected with coronavirus, then distribute the virus so that more than 60% of the population catch it, then many millions will die. I am the Chief Medical Officer, and no one can dare to even doubt me, or question my authority. These fools follow me blindly and without question to their deaths, lemmings, sheep, call them what you want, the majority will be incinerated without thought,” Dr. Vallance Mengele said with glee.

Coronavirus: More young patients being admitted to hospital, Italian doctor warns

All that is needed is compliance to the orders, you will send your children to their deaths, and you will in turn be infected.

It is for your own good, ‘herd immunity’ but the funny thing is, there is no herd ‘immunity’ to certain death by drowning in your own lung fluid.

The sheep must follow, they have no mind, they are the herded sheeple, and they gladly walk through the slaughter house doors without a bleat of protest.

Coronavirus – Cui Bono – Who Benefits?

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Coronavirus – Cui Bono – Who Benefits?

When it comes to something like the coronavirus pandemic, it is essential to understand that in these situations, we have to look at who ultimately benefits from this global virus.

One has to remember that global solutions need global problems, and the element of fear is always a conduit for certain powers to gain even more power, simply because when the population is gripped with extreme fear, anything brought upon them will be accepted without question.

THE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM THEY DID NOT VOTE RIGHT – AND IF THEY DID NOT VOTE RIGHT – THEY MUST GO!!!

Things like Brexit, Donald Trump and other so-called populist victories are not something that pleases the global overlords, or China for that matter.

China took the initial hit to absolve themselves of blame — the perfect alibi.

As the stock markets plummet daily, the liberals in America lick their lips and salivate, because this is their dream for Trump to be seen as failing in the economy, something he was doing well on before the coronavirus hysteria hit the markets. Unfortunately, the Teflon Don may see his big lead falter soon, simply because he always only references the US Dow 30 as a measure of success. The Dow is not the complete picture on gauging the state of the economy, but because of Trump, that is what is focused on, and with 1,000 point daily falls, the socialist Americans are loving every moment.

Populism, nationalism, Trump, Boris Johnson, Bolsonaro, Brexit, the U.S. Election, these are things the globalists never wanted, therefore this is why the timing is very telling for the coronavirus.

Big tech companies are actively censoring any adverts for masks, and people are being told to simply get infected and die, be a good useless eater and just fucking disappear.

Artificial intelligence, robotics, and nanotechnology of the future is pretty much upon us, yet there is a profound problem for those who are in charge of this technology and have developed it for their masters — it is the population — they do not need the majority any more, especially after they have all already profited hugely from them.

The globalist/environmentalist controllers are the ones who have benefited most from this virus pandemic, and to them, the death of 90% of the population is a small price to pay for their robotic future, where they will simply print money by adding as many zeroes as they want on their consoles to replenish their wealth, and to enjoy a future of extreme luxury and extended life.

They will calmly tell you ‘Do Not Panic!’ whilst wishing you die quickly.

BOOMER REMOVER

The Singularity will come, but it will be after the old conservative guard have been purged. As Obama puts it ‘the old white men‘, who somehow thwarted his hermaphrodite homosexual orgiastic dream last time around. This time however, the virus will no doubt kill these over sixties off, and bring in a new age for the young Marxist indoctrinated youth to savour.

Cui bono? It is the globalist communist China loving controllers every time..Greta Thunberg is literally having a deep orgasm at the mere thought of it all…Soros is loving every moment…the Bilderbergers are joyous…the tech power nerds click clacking their keyboards..and the hidden ones…ebullient…

Joe Biden is Eating His Food Now Says Nurse

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Joe Biden is Eating His Food Now Says Nurse

It’s okay folks, creepy uncle Joe Biden is now eating his food, and is on the road to recovery, after refusing his mush last week.

According to one of his nurses, he has been eating his mush with gusto, and even managed to eat a piece of carrot the other day.

“Creepy uncle Joe Biden has started eating his mush again, and we’re so happy. He keeps on sayin’ that he’s gonna be the next U.S. president, and we all laugh so hard, we just humour the old cooter,” the nurse revealed.

Biden’s campaign manager, Russ Delarusso, thinks he has a chance in beating incumbent Donald Trump, otherwise known to Democrats as ‘the bad orange man’.

“If Joe Biden lives for another few weeks we will see about it, I ain’t promising anything though.”

See you all on Super Sunday.

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