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Soviet Commissar Kamala Harris’ Marxist Vision For America

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Trained extensively in Marxist ideology, Kamala Harris will make a great eventual President to lead America through the New Green Deal.

“Open the borders so that brown becomes the new white. Our goal is to change the voting demographic forever in America. Once we achieve our goal, then the Republican party will never have enough votes to win — ever again!” Harris yelled during a speech in California yesterday.

Harris’ role is also to rein in the dawdling and frail Joe Biden who is sadly well into the throes of heavy dementia.

“Biden’s job was to stop Bernie, because we could not have anyone who was an overt socialist winning the campaign, and Biden did that with the South Carolina black vote. He has pretty much outdone his usefulness now though, because we know he is on his last legs. Once the Democrats win the election, we will persuade him to stand aside for Kamala, or he might save us the job and die. From there, it’s plain sailing and Kamala Harris will complete her role as the first black woman to be President of the United States,” a Democrat campaign official revealed with a look of abject glee in his eyes.

It’s all set then, and due to the massive censorship of anyone other than a Democrat, the media controllers will have everything sewed up soon enough. Trump could even be banned from Twitter and Facebook permanently and there is little he is doing to stop the bias.

“Too late in the road for anything to be done about Big Tech. They effectively have Trump by the gonads,” another observer commented.

So, what will America look like under a Kamala Harris presidency?

American Gulag

Political strategist, Milton Fuqqer, revealed what he predicts will happen when Kamala Harris becomes president.

“First things first. She will open all the borders, and encourage as many poor South Americans and anyone else to enter the US. Then she will increase taxes for the rich, redistributing wealth to the poorest in American society. She will shut down offshore accounts used by the rich to avoid tax, and if they try to leave the country, she will first freeze their assets and repatriate the funds to the socialist welfare fund.

“There will be increased censorship and cancel culture. Many more people will be erased from the internet and only progressive, socialist, communist ideological ideas will be allowed. American patriotism and nationalism will be banned, punishable by jail. All comedy will first have to be passed by a Board of Political Correctness, and if found guilty, comedians will be jailed indefinitely. Any citizen caught in the possession of an American flag will be arrested and re-educated in a Marxist Education Center (American Gulag) for an indefinite time.

“Kamala Harris will also ban ownership of guns by any citizen and defund police forces across all the states. Police forces will be replaced by trained social workers and psychologists.

“Military spending will be reduced by over 90% so that the new American health service can be free for every citizen, and much of America’s defence forces will be disbanded.

“All university places for every student will be subsidised completely by the state, and all states will be forced to increase taxes to pay for the free education system which will be based on Marxist principles. Soros funded terror groups like BLM, ANTIFA will also be allowed to reign, and contribute to all governmental policies as well as operations.

“Companies across America will have their male employees, especially in the board rooms purged of men, and African American women will fill their posts irrespective of their ability to do the job. Harris will also nationalise many American companies by force, and take over the Federal Reserve utilising it as a Soviet Peoples Bank. All financial institutions will be absorbed into a single banking entity where all financial decisions will be made by state officials. Those previously employed in the banking and financial sector will be banned or arrested.

“All statues of white men from history including those of presidents will be taken down and melted. These will be replaced with statues of prominent African Americans from the civil rights movement. Schools will also be forbidden from teaching children about American history instead they will be indoctrinated in new books written about Marxist ideology and communist victories in history. Schools will also forcibly ‘encourage’ all students to adopt homosexuality and transgenderism, and to reject traditional families. Children who tell their teachers about a parent who has said something bad about the Soviet American State will be given commendations, and the offending parents arrested.

“Harris will also make it her mission to set up courts to try as many Republicans as she can, and has promised to have Donald Trump jailed for crimes the Democrats will introduce to juries and judges appointed by themselves.

“Chinese Maoist communist ideals and policies will be introduced in full to America, and a Citizen Rating system will punish anyone who dares to divert from worship of the Soviet American State.

“Essentially speaking, America and its whole society will change forever, simply by the collectivisation and redistribution of wealth from those who worked hard to be rich, to those who did not bother.”

Donald is a Lying Mangy Cheating Sexist Nationalistic President Who Will Do Anything to Get What He Wants

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Sure, Donald Trump may be a lying, cheating misogynistic xenophobic power mad freak who will do absolutely anything to get what he wants, but THAT is what people want in a president.

Most Americans do not want some clean puritan soy drinking do-gooding ‘woke’ pussy to dictate their Marxist moralistic bullshit to them all day long. They want someone who works for America and the economy, they want someone who will scratch bite and pull the hair out of anything that attacks the nation, and to beat America’s enemies into submission.

Being all the things that are against the commie bastards who want to turn America into Somalia, China or Venezuela is a fucking good thing.

Americans want a president that will grab the world by the pussy, shake that damn thing, then poke it like a jackhammer on steroids.

Draining the swamp is no easy task either, it’s full of nasties waiting to bite your goddamn leg off. The commies are so entrenched that it may even take a few generations to root them all out.

America thus needs a strong aggressive patriotic biter of a president who doesn’t bow down to Chinese leaders so low that their hair touches the dirt, NO! The country wants to be brought back to greatness, it wants the American dream back, it wants prosperity and an economy flying high above everything else.

This is why Donald Trump means what he fucking says, and he may even write it on Twitter, he won’t settle for mediocre like the others, he wants the best for America despite the commie goons doing everything they can to destabilise his operation.

The economy, the economy, the economy, Wall Street, the Chicago Board of Trade, the damn S&P 500 that is what makes presidents, and the commies tried to fuck with that but it bounced back and it’s still up despite there being the Chinese Virus! The commies did not win!

The riots financed by some commie shister from Hungary did not work either. The allegations, the impeachments did not work. They threw everything at this man but he sailed through it like Captain Fucking Cook, and they could not topple his statue either!

No one wants a mediocre senile babbling dunderhead and a whacked out trained Marxist feminist race-card-toting nutjob as their dream ticket. You would have to be insane to think that those two deranged turd jobs could be good for America!

There is still a lot of unfinished business for Donald Trump; walls to be made, swamps to be cleaned, and China to be shown who is really the boss. China, you’re fired! Get out of the way because America is back and this time business will be different.

The Teflon Don, will win the November election and the silent majority will ensure they wake the hell up just before the voting booths open. The silent majority is the true voice of America, they are not the loud minority who try to dictate to everyone their ridiculous Marxist points of view. No, it is the silent majority of decent, Americans who just want to live their lives in a well run country who matter.

 

Rubber Dinghy Sellers in Calais Making a Fortune

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“If you want to make money in this depression you sell dinghy!” one rubber dinghy shop owner revealed from his makeshift Calais shop.

All along the beachfront now are thousands of temporary shops opening, selling only one thing, rubber dinghies.

The French authorities of course encourage entrepreneurship, especially when ‘entrepreneur’ is a French word.

“Tous ces rubber dinghy shops selling rubber dinghies des milliers de illegal migrants crossing la Manche is a boost pour l’économie Française, plus we get rid of these vagrants et dump them sur les Rosbeefs. C’est un ‘gagner gagner’ situation pour nous,” a Calais official revealed whilst counting a very large wad of money.

Reporters from British media sources were even given a grand tour of one of the shops selling rubber dinghies to illegal migrants.

“This rubber dinghy is economy model, 15 euros but it cannot hold no more than 10 illegal migrants so when 45 go in it, it sink. We also sell platinum model dinghy, only traffickers can afford at a 1,000 euro. That one can hold over 60 illegal migrants, and if you are a trafficker charging 6,000 euro to each migrant, it’s party time with profit margin. It also comes with super motor — very fast! We got paddles, we got motors, we got life jackets anything you want to cross over to Britain.”

Business is certainly booming in Calais, and looking at the queues around the block chock full of migrants and human traffickers, the dinghy bonanza is not going to end any time soon.

President Macron even visited the rubber dinghy businesses in Calais last week to show his appreciation of what they are doing for the local and greater economy of France.

Next stop — Dover, England, and a lovely welcome from the Brits.

British Travel Curbs on France Causing Holidaymakers to Sail Channel in Dinghies

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Desperate British holidaymakers hurrying back to Britain after France was put on the quarantine list, and anyone coming back after Sunday will have to do a two-week quarantine are now resorting to buying rubber dinghies and joining illegal migrants crossing the English Channel.

Travellers rushing to get back to the UK today face paying hundreds of pounds as air fares are now more than six times higher than normal for flights from Paris to London – the cheapest tickets being sold for £852 per person.

Eurostar is completely booked and all the ferries are booked up as well. Eurostar ticket prices rocketed to over £500 when the announcement was made, and the ferries increased their prices to over £400.

John Smith, 42, from Manchester and his family of six who are now stuck in Calais, purchased a rubber dinghy for 35 euros.

“I’m not paying bloody £400 per person to go on the ferry or Eurostar, as for the planes, that’s 800 odd quid per person. Marjory saw a load of illegal migrants in a flotilla of dinghies leaving Calais for Dover and asked one of them how long it takes. It’s only about an hour if we all paddle quickly. We also had to buy everyone a life jacket. Marjory’s preparing some sarnies for the trip, and we have some French cheese and wine, so that should keep spirits high.”

It is however not advisable for desperate holidaymakers to make the treacherous journey across the Channel in an inflatable dinghy.

Meghan Markle Pees in Extensive Gardens Instead of Using 16 Bathrooms

Prince Harry, according to his advisers, is at his wits end about his wife Meghan Markle, who has a penchant for urinating in the lavish gardens of their new mansion in Santa Barbara.

According to the new book, Harry first thought she was the girl for him when on African safari, Meghan pissed outside in the bush.

“We were having dinner brought to us by the black servants on our taxpayer paid African safari. To our astonishment, Meghan calmly got up mid meal, excused herself, pulled her trousers and knickers down in front of everyone and proceeded to piss on the ground next to the tent leaving a large trail of steaming hot urine. That’s when I knew I was in love, and this girl was a keeper,” Harry was quoted in the book ‘Fine Whine and Freedom‘.

It seems because Harry was so enamoured by Meghan’s pissantics, she cannot use any of the 16 bathrooms any more, instead trying to impress the former prince at every turn by peeing in the garden.

The Mexican gardener employed by Meghan and Harry, however is not so impressed.

“It’s acid, and very spicy pH value ruining the grass and plants. How am I supposed to do my fucking job? Crazy gringos going around chinga pis all over the place! They paying me plata so I gotta deal with it!”

The $18.6 million dollar mansion comes with a $6.5 million yearly running cost, not including a yearly security cost of $12.4 million. The carbon footprint for the mansion and its running per annum is vast and is the equivalent of a small town’s carbon footprint, polluting the atmosphere and earth with more irreparable damage. Factor in the weekly private jet trips to exotic locations, and we can see why the earth is so close to destruction with global warming.

But, at least Meghan is saving on flushing because she pisses in the garden, so that’s her contribution to reducing the carbon footprint, in other words, as useful as a fart in a hurricane.

Trump Trap and Kamala Harris is the Bait

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You have to hand it to the clever people behind the Joe Biden campaign for presidency, they are doing their best to lay a Trump Trap, and encourage the president into attacking their newly appointed bait, Kamala Harris, Biden’s running mate for the November election.

There are a lot of female votes out there, and a lot of female African American voters who will be voting Biden as soon as they can, especially if there is any nastiness thrown from Trump.

Trump Trap

“Trump can’t win our ace in the pack. If he says one word against Kamala, he is either a racist, or a chauvinist pig, or both. Many African Americans do not have a sense of humour any more and any form of criticism whether deserved or not means that the race card is pulled out. It’s the same thing with American women these days, black or white, the feminist card is another gauntlet that Trump will face. These days, even the slightest criticism of a feminist ’empowered’ woman will bring down hellfire from all quarters, that not many survive from. We’re talking mob rule by the sovietized Marxist automatons who we have indoctrinated so intensely, they do not and cannot see any other viewpoint, which intriguingly brings us onto our Democrat designed Cancel Culture. They will cancel Trump, and he may very well fall into their trap, hook, line, and sinker!” a prominent Democrat operative on Capitol Hill boasted.

So, what is the Teflon Don going to do now?

Being polite and gracious to this female bait could possibly have the Democrats tearing their hair out at the roots. To act in the opposite manner than expected would really put them off base. It is however unlikely that Trump would follow such action, as he is known to spit out whatever pops into his head at any time.

Additionally, just as there are in equal measure socialist Democrat women, there are Republican women, who are predominantly white, and would be weary of an African American woman superseding them purely on affirmative action terms and a cynical ploy to appeal to African American voters.

Normalization

It is very doubtful that Biden will survive another four years, especially as his cognitive abilities are at such a low level. Why should the first female president be black, many white women across America will say to themselves? What? Just because of affirmative action and ‘woke’ culture? Race is such a divisive element of American culture and politics that it is a curse that will never be lifted. Too much water has already passed under the bridge of history, years of pain and hatred, embedded, ingrained in the very fabric of America as a country.

This whole imbroglio is a quantum mess and who is to say if the Trump team have an adequate answer to any of it?

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We leave you with a satirical poem, kindly submitted to the Daily Squib by Professor Richard E. Vatz.

 

I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

by Richard E. Vatz

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list;
Of society’s polarizers who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed

There’s the peacock-proud MAGA hatters who never question Trump,
And Never-Trumpers who would vote for any kind of lump;
All people who see politics from a single jaundiced side
Who cannot grant a single point and say all their foes just “lied”

And never do they argue points; they simply just insist;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s the idiot news pundits who never change their themes
Who feud with everyone who brings up standard solid memes;
And the former funnymen and comic women who now are right or left-wing hacks
Who no longer are funny but get audiences to love attacks
You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s “woke” actors and actresses who abjure the “actress” tier
And Hollywood predators who freely pinch a rear;
They all know that their left or right is simply right at that
But they are losing their audiences who see that they’re nothing but a brat

For all of them deserve to be put upon the list
For none of them be missed; I’m sure they’ll not be missed.

There’s the pestilential candidate who must have your money now
Who are up against a made-up deadline if not met will have a cow;
And they always say their opponents are made rich by evil donors
When their own supporters turn out to be even wealthier big owners.

And finally there are the Coronavirus experts who pontificate each day
With their dire forecasts or reassuring predictions that never go away;
They are sure as sure can be as to where the scourge is headed
But there are always states and countries whose facts leave the “geniuses” quite shredded

I’ve added them all to my ever-expanding list
I know they’ll not be missed; there’s no way any will be missed.

Professor Vatz is Distinguished Professor at Towson University and Author of The Only Authentic Book of Persuasion: the Agenda-Spin Model (LAD Custom Publishing, 2019) ) and the co-editor of Thomas S. Szasz: the Man and His Ideas (Transaction Publishers, 2017).

 

Some A-Levels Do ‘Ave ‘Em

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Bumbling around in the education system not knowing what the hell he’s doing — Gavin Williamson, or is that Frank Spencer, is causing quite a stir with A-Levels.

“Today I got an A, D, and C grade for my Physics A-Level. Thanks to the bumbling idiots in the Education Ministry, and that mumbling fool Frank Spencer, ahem, I mean Gavin Williamson, I get to pick and choose which grade I get. I can choose a meaningless A, a meaningless D or a meaningless C grade,” one happy student revealed.

Pick’n’Mix 

The fact that no employer will take any of the grades given today seriously is neither here nor there.

“You can take the estimated results of results on mock exam estimations which you may not have had, but Ofqual said something else, and while you are at university you can retake the meaningless A-levels whilst studying for a degree to add more pressure to your already grim future, or you can appeal to Ofqual about Ofqual and the triple-quadruple-quintuple lock system, adjusted from the Scottish exam results from yesterday..ooh! I’ve got myself into a real tizzy. We need to do another U-turn Betty, I’ve got my Ofquals in a real mix, A-levels and the lives of students. Let’s just give everyone A grades like last year, it’s decided then! Oh, I’ve just done a woopsie! I meant F — not A!” Gavin Williamson revealed today.

It has thus been decided that everyone will get A grades just like last year, and the year before, or there could be a major u-turn and everyone gets an F. They’re all meaningless anyway.

I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

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Introducing a political satire poem, kindly submitted to the Daily Squib by Professor Richard E. Vatz.

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I’ve Got a Little List, With Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

by Richard E. Vatz

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list;
Of society’s polarizers who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed

There’s the peacock-proud MAGA hatters who never question Trump,
And Never-Trumpers who would vote for any kind of lump;
All people who see politics from a single jaundiced side
Who cannot grant a single point and say all their foes just “lied”

And never do they argue points; they simply just insist;
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s the idiot news pundits who never change their themes
Who feud with everyone who brings up standard solid memes;
And the former funnymen and comic women who now are right or left-wing hacks
Who no longer are funny but get audiences to love attacks
You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list
And they’ll none of ’em be missed — they’ll none of ’em be missed

There’s “woke” actors and actresses who abjure the “actress” tier
And Hollywood predators who freely pinch a rear;
They all know that their left or right is simply right at that
But they are losing their audiences who see that they’re nothing but a brat

For all of them deserve to be put upon the list
For none of them be missed; I’m sure they’ll not be missed.

There’s the pestilential candidate who must have your money now
Who are up against a made-up deadline if not met will have a cow;
And they always say their opponents are made rich by evil donors
When their own supporters turn out to be even wealthier big owners.

And finally there are the Coronavirus experts who pontificate each day
With their dire forecasts or reassuring predictions that never go away;
They are sure as sure can be as to where the scourge is headed
But there are always states and countries whose facts leave the “geniuses” quite shredded

I’ve added them all to my ever-expanding list
I know they’ll not be missed; there’s no way any will be missed.

Professor Vatz is Distinguished Professor at Towson University and Author of The Only Authentic Book of Persuasion: the Agenda-Spin Model (LAD Custom Publishing, 2019) ) and the co-editor of Thomas S. Szasz: the Man and His Ideas (Transaction Publishers, 2017).

Putin Coronavirus Vaccine Contains Polonium

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In Russia, when the KGB/FSB say they’re going to vaccinate someone that means they’re going to make you disappear. This is why, when Vladimir Putin says he has a coronavirus vaccine, it should be taken with a pinch of salt, and a few drops of polonium maybe.

“I vaccinated the problem, it is now cured,” an FSB hitman revealed after giving their mark a dose of deadly poison.

Just as Stalin vaccinated 40% of the Russian population from living, during his reign of terror, so too does Putin hope to vaccinate many undesirables.

Claiming he even vaccinated his daughter, Putin gave a wry smile to the cameras on Tuesday.

Since her vaccination, Putin’s daughter has not been seen around, and many think she must have pissed her father off severely to be vaccinated with such speed.

“She was giving a bad name to him, so he had her vaccinated, now no one knows where she got to. First there was a problem, then it was given a vaccine, and the problem was cured. Living for some people is a problem, and for that, we always have a vaccine, a cure,” Anatoly Vodka, an FSB agent revealed, before he himself was vaccinated, and strangely not seen again.

Biden Goes For Black Vote With Kamala VP Pick

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After black members of the democrat party threatened to boycott Joe Biden if he did not pick a black woman for Vice President, it seems that Biden’s team finally capitulated to the blackmail, picking Kamala Harris.

Affirmative Action

“It was either that or more riots, and a Trump win,” one senior democrat said.

Gone are the days when candidates were actually picked for their ability.

Senator Kamala Harris will now be Biden’s running mate, building a solid support for the all important democrat black vote.

Progressive

Harris, the daughter of immigrants from Jamaica and India, will now put the Trump campaign further on the back-foot, as it is already deeply mired in a Covid malaise.

Harris will be the first woman and the first Black vice president if elected.

“What we have here is not only the first black VP but the first black female VP, and because we can’t see Biden doing a full four-year term, she’s going to be the first female black President of the United States, either Biden is going to pop his clogs before his term ends, or his already deranged spongified brain will give away completely, and he will be a vegetable. A lot of blacks are counting on that. Kamala will become president through the backdoor essentially,” an electoral observer revealed on Capitol Hill, Tuesday.