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Hunter Biden: “I’ll Be Your Designated Ballot Counter”

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You may have been wondering what became of the good honourable gentleman, Hunter Biden? Well, his barely alive corpse seems to have reappeared in Pennsylvania where the counting for the Democrat steal has been taking place all night.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

Absentee Ballot Fraud

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Nothing to see here: the sudden jump in Democrat votes is not proof of any irregularity. Please turn away and look the other way.

“This is all honestly counted, you see that box of 400,000 Trump votes. We’re gonna put that in the trash. The reason that those ballot papers were rejected because the box ticked was for Donald Trump. For us Democrats, that’s wrong, it should say Biden, so that’s why we rejected the Trump votes. It’s all above board here, there is nothing to see here!” Hunter Biden says whilst smoking a vast crack rock in his pipe.

Even though it looked like a solid Trump win, many Democrat controlled states are holding back the counting times so they can find or create Biden votes or dump Trump voting slips.

Hunter Biden, who is getting $15 per hour to work in the Pennsylvania counting centre revealed his dad Joe organised his participation.emergency democrat votes

“Pops, his people came to my hideout place where I was supposed to be shamed, and they said I could redeem myself by stealing the election for the Democrats. I asked them what that entails, and the guy in the dark suit and glasses said, all I gotta do is throw away any Trump voting slip I see, and put these new Joe Biden ones in. Well, it has been fun, there are a few underage girls here too so my interest is up,” Hunter added.

Hunter is having a busy day though, they’re shipping him to Arizona later in the day to steal the election there too. Busy, busy!

Americans Vote For Trump But…

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As predicted, the pollsters were completely wrong again, and prove the majority voters were not aligned with the socialist American Democrat Party. The majority of Americans voted for Trump but thanks to ballot harvesting by the Democrats, they could steal the election from right under a Trump win.

https://everylegalvote.com/

For months now, the Democrat electoral fraud machine were touting fake polls showing a conclusive win for Biden and pumping millions of dollars into the voter black hole. On the night of the election, as the results came in, there was no Biden win or massive ‘projected’ support across the states.

It was a choice between a free Patriotic America and a Marxist socialist entity under the Biden/Harris ticket and the majority in most states, including the key electoral college rich ones like Florida and Texas have voted for Trump.

There’s only one problem, the socialists, who have conducted a massive program of ballot harvesting fraud utilising fake postal votes are now counting on these nefarious votes being counted in states like Pennsylvania. To this respect, Minnesota where it was proven by Project Veritas that voter fraud was rife, was won by the Democrat socialist fraudsters once again.

Massive Democrat Voter Fraud Busted By Former Houston City Councilman

Voter Fraud in Michigan – Massive Dump of Over 200,000 Ballots for Biden All the Sudden Appear Overnight

Joe Biden, who has also been implicated in a massive fraud with Ukrainian company Burisma, and a Chinese company controlled by the Chinese Communist Party, has taken millions of dollars in backhanders with his crack addict son, Hunter Biden.

The level of Biden’s election fraud is also exemplified by his fake twitter followers, exuding an illusion of popularity, when the majority of his followers are fake.

A poll worker in  Erie, Pennsylvania has admitted to purposely throwing away Pro-Trump ballots.

Sebastian Machado, a poll worker in Erie, PA, has admitted on Instagram to purposely throwing away Pro-Trump ballots at the polling location he is working at.

Pennsylvania still has 1 million votes to count, and the rural and urban voters are a different breed. Most votes in urban areas will lean towards Joe Biden, therefore, despite Trump being way ahead in the state, the ballot harvesting socialist fraudsters can still swing the state in their favour. The Democrats are now in Pennsylvania frantically looking for votes to add to their tally.

So, in America, and their tin pot banana republic electoral system, you can win an election with ease by voter fraud, as the socialists are ensuring.

Donald J. Trump won the election….for now…

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Lady KaKa Wants You to Vote For a Corrupt Commie Lover

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She’s Italian American, probably a member of the Bonacessi Mafia family, and warbles to shitty electro-disco music for woofters, so she’s obviously corrupt as hell, that’s why Lady KaKa has no scruples and is brown-nosing for the Biden Crime Family.

https://everylegalvote.com/

During her pleading speech dressed condescendingly as a redneck, Lady KaKa took a sip of some beer then threw it on the ground spilling it everywhere. That’s about as un-American as anyone can get right there, no American in their right mind would ever waste beer like that, it’s incomprehensible to many.

At no time does Lady KaKa mention Hunter Biden, or the 10% he gave to Joe Biden from illegal business deals in the Ukraine or China. She did not mention how Hunter Biden is a crack cocaine addict and has a penchant for incest with his underage relatives, as revealed in phone conversations with Jim Biden. She also does not mention the long inappropriate showers Joe Biden had with his underage daughter Ashley Biden as mentioned in her diary.

Lady KaKa obviously does not have any qualms on pushing a corrupt senile old man onto the American Public, Joe Biden has done nothing for America in 47 years apart from serious corruption, money laundering and taking greedy backhanders from dodgy Chinese deals. At no time does she even mention how Joe Biden is an asset for the Chinese Communist Party, who plan on taking over America from the inside if elected.

This is why you just don’t have any scruples Lady KaKa, and you would gladly sell out your country for less than a dime, as well as waste beer by throwing it down in the gutter.

Not every Midwesterner dresses in camo and wears ridiculous boots whilst driving a monster truck, but Lady KaKa is against fracking so it’s okay that she flies in private jets all the time, and travels in monster gas guzzling SUVs everywhere. They call that shit Champagne Socialism, and KaKa is now the poster child of sell-out banality, pandering, hypocrisy, as well as foisting career criminals onto the American people for a supposed election.

You have to hand it to KaKa, because of her video, many undecided voters who were going to vote for Biden, are now voting for Trump, so it goes to show, condescending smarmy fake acting does work to sway the voters. Thank you very much.

Whatever Lady KaKa says — do the opposite and you’ll be okay.

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With a Silent Press Over Biden Scandal Can Anyone Trust the Pollsters?

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Recently, we have been witness to the biggest suppression of a valid political scandal by the ‘established’ press. Their silence over the Hunter Biden scandal speaks a thousand words in how the system is built on corruption of the highest order.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

So, if you have a press system that suppresses important news to benefit a certain electoral candidate, how can we believe the pollsters?

The polls have consistently stated that Joe Biden is x points ahead of Trump for a very good reason. Their thinking is that if they keep stating the false results of a major lead, then voters will go with the flow and increase their vote for Biden. The reality of the situation is that most people are not as gullible or stupid as the pollsters think they are, and can see through the fakery.

One part of the fake polls that could possibly backfire is that Democrats who think the election is in the bag may be completely consumed by this false lead, and when the real election results come in, the Democrat voters may have their illusion destroyed, thus triggering them to riot.

“If you lead these automatons with false results for so long, and the results show otherwise, the leftists will erupt into violence almost immediately as they are triggered. There is a distinct possibility the controllers want this to happen, and have set the far left cannon fodder contingent up to a huge disappointment in order that they lose control at a certain point.

“The electoral system may take weeks to come to a valid result, and the interim period could also result in even more violence by left-wing rioters due to uncertainty,” an analyst revealed.

The only reason there is no serious rioting now by the triggered communist factions aligned with the Democrat Party is because the pollsters are issuing results favourable to Biden. If the opposite were the case, they would be out on the streets right now burning and looting.

What occurs within the next day or so will be crucial to the state of affairs of a hugely divided nation.

At some point though, the insane leftists and their domestic terrorist agenda will have to be met by some kind of defensive force or America will truly descend down the corridor of hell.

Whichever direction things go, break out the popcorn, and open up a Schlitz — it’s party time!

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Hunter Biden: “I Can’t Wait to Move Into White House to Smoke Crack Rocks”

“Pops said I get my own wing, so I can sneak my crack dealer in and underage girls to give me foot jobs daily. Can’t live without that shit. We’re also gonna set up a direct link with the Chinese Communist Party so they can download what they want and dictate to Pop what they need done,” an excited Hunter Biden said rubbing his hands with glee.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

According to Democrat officials who say the election is in the bag, Marxist political operative Zheng Zhifa and Democrat-Chinese Influence peddler John Wei, who are closely tied to the CCP will have their own office directly in line with Biden’s Oval Office so they can bark orders at him without even picking up a phone.

“Pops told me that the Secret Service assholes, and any moron who cares for national security will be told to stand down. If anyone even raises a fucking eyebrow to our corrupt deals, as we rake in more millions, they will be retired to goddamn Alaska. As for my crack dealer, Jigaboom ‘Boom’ Williams, he will be given free access to my quarters, as he is the best crack rock dealer this side of Chicago,” Hunter Biden added.

Thanks to the silence of the corrupt dealings and crimes of the Biden Crime Family by the mainstream Democrat Party Propaganda media, the Bidens are well protected and can do as they please without any fear of prosecution. They are effectively above the law, and their evil crimes are completely dusted under the carpet.

“When it comes to Democrats, the media keeps quiet of our crimes, and we can do anything without fear of ever being prosecuted. Republicans, libertarians, and anyone else — they get prosecuted immediately for the smallest misdemeanour, their names and reputation put through the mud, and turfed out of town by the mob. Those are the rules folks so go suck on that losers!” a prominent Democrat politician and avowed paedophile rapist revealed to MSNBC on Sunday, laughing like a hyena.

Some things will change though — this time the Big Guy will be getting 50%.

It’s That Red Wave Baby — American Patriots All the Way! Trump Train!

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Interesting Slot Games in UK

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Domestic Terrorist Group Swarms Trump Supporter in Cowardly Attack

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Domestic terrorist group ANTIFA are now utilising cowardly swarm attack techniques to violently attack Trump supporters and American Patriots.

Trained in communist camps in mainland China, ANTIFA, are a Marxist Communist domestic terrorist group who structure their organisation much like Islamist terrorist cells operating in the West.

Swarm techniques are a cowardly form of attack where lone victims are singled out, then suddenly mobbed by over twenty or more attackers beating and kicking the victim until they are seriously injured. The mob then moves on to the next lone victim.

The Democrat Party wholly supports ANTIFA, and BLM who are avowed Marxists intent on creating a Communist Insurrection on U.S. soil overthrowing the government and installing a Soviet communist system in its place.

Kamala Harris, who is Biden’s pick for Vice President, is planning to increase the power of ANTIFA and BLM if the American people are stupid enough to vote Democrat in the election.

“Harris fully supports the rioting and looting by these domestic terrorist groups, and is willing to put a pillow over the demented head of Joe Biden, metaphorically speaking, so she and her Marxist friends can gain power once the White House is compromised. This is the plan, because no one in their right mind would vote for a Marxist agitator like Harris for president in an election, they’re planning to install her through the back door,” an ANTIFA informant revealed on Sunday.

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Hunter Biden Supports His Dad at Iowa Rally

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“I am so happy to be here. My pops called me the cleverlesst [sic] guy he ever knew, and I agree I am really smart. I just smoked a few rocks before I got on stage here so please excuse me if my facial expressions are getting all crazy (one of Hunter’s rotten teeth falls out). I am so proud of you dad, the Big Guy, the Big Kahuna! You’re the best, even though you made me give you 20% of all the dirty money I received from those corrupt Chinese and Ukrainian companies!”

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

The crowd of 16 Democrats in the crowd first looked around in a bemused manner before a Biden official beckoned them to clap.

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Sniffing wildly and chomping his ruined teeth, Hunter Biden had a big smile on his rotten face as he clapped insanely, his eyes wildly moving around in their sockets.

“Pop, I did this all for you! We did nothing wrong by taking those backhander payments, and I know when you’re president, China will not have a hold on you because of that compromised info on my laptop, or that other stuff…ahem! Folks, China is our friend, they want to help us, there is nothing to fear. You know, like when you put your arm in a tiger cage and say there is nothing to fear before it rips your arm off from the shoulder.”

Two for twenty

At that moment Hunter Biden starts to cough uncontrollably, and the 16 Democrats in the crowd look kind of concerned.

Turning his back to the crowd, Hunter takes out something from his pocket, some kind of tube. He then extracts a large white rock of something and puts it in the pipe, lighting it and inhaling with gusto.

“I’m okay now, dzzzzzibble, ramadamadingdong! Everything is gonna be all right, pops is gonna be prez, and I’m gonna get a big rock of crack in the White House, I’m gonna move in with pops, and we’re gonna party. The hookers and underage jailbait are coming too, fo shure!!!!! Footjobs, blowjobs, handjobs, crackjobs, all kinds of jobs! Pops is gonna be prez because China fixed it for us, nothing Trump can do now! It’s fixed! Ballot harvesting and all that! Yeehaw!”

At that moment Hunter salutes the crowd of 16 Democrats and falls flat on his face with a big thump.

Immediately after that episode, some burly Secret Service guys come along and take Hunter back to his holding pen where he will be kept for the rest of his sorry life. If there was any justice in America both father and son would be in prison, but we all know how justice works in the land of the corrupt.

CNN Don Lemon: “Squeeze Me I’m a Yella Coward!”

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Don Lemon exemplifies everything about what the U.S. media has metamorphosized into over the years. This flappy insipid urine stain is the poster child of a generation who are not interested in informative news reports but puerile name-calling and vindictive cowardly supposed progressive virtue signalling opinions garnered from the pansy ghetto of disinformation and biased reportage. These vile pantheons of mediocrity and banality are all always right of course, because they said so…silly!

“Everything I say is correct so listen to me my darlings,” Lemon pleads for his adoring automaton audience to spark up.

“My husband and I are so angry right now, we don’t know why we hate Trump so much, but we’re asking you all to vote for Biden instead because we said so. Ooh, did you see Hunter’s custard launcher? It was huge and so adorable! You know from that laptop that no one is allowed to talk about or report.”

Don Lemon then squeezes his head and a little gay rainbow juice comes out the top.

“Ima gon save dat for my husband later!”

When Don Lemon finishes his biased report, he sashays down the CNN corridor and rushes to get to the toilets.

“It gets looser as we get older from overuse. AAAaargh! My sphincter is practically non-existent. Dayum, I don’t think I’m gonna make it! I might have to drop a lemon or four in the corridor!”

That’s when Lemon squirts out some nasty poopers all over the CNN corridor, they just pop out with a whooshing sound.

Things sure have changed since the days when CNN used to be a real news station.