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America Needs a New Party Representing Real Americans

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America Needs a New Party Representing Real Americans

The Democrats represent globalisation, Big Tech oligarchy, anti-Americanism and Chinese communism, the Republicans represent globalisation, self-preservation, greed and backstabbing. None of these parties in today’s America represent real American people, in fact they are so far removed from the grassroots people they hate, they see the people as pieces of shit not worthy of thought or policy.

America needs a new grassroots party away from GOP, away from the Democrat party.

None of the current parties are fit for purpose any more, and need to be relegated to the dustbin of history, both parties have failed America deeply.

It is time for Americans to build a new party that actually represents them.

 

Eight Days to Save the Republic

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Eight Days to Save the Republic

Time waits for no one, and cowardice lasts forever in the history books. There are now eight days to save the Republic, and America from China. Once those eight days are over, all will be lost, and it will be too late to do anything because Biden and his Marxist comrades will have command of the military and all the agencies to not only hunt down every Trump supporter but to open the doors further for the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

Treachery and treason against the American constitution are now commended by the Democrat Party, which has abandoned traditional liberal qualities to embrace a far-left communist political stance.

The Democrats want to inflict as much pain as they can on half of America’s population, and they will enjoy inflicting this pain, they will love it, as their psychosis increases in level daily. The ‘deplorables’ will be hunted down one by one if need be, and they will have their former rights violated, they will have their firearms seized, they will be fired from their businesses, they will have everything taken from them to punish them for four years of Trump rule.

Groups like ANTIFA and BLM will be elevated by Biden’s White House, they will be given the keys to any city they want, in any state, and they will be unleashed on to any population centre to spread their nihilistic messages of hate and reverse-racism. They want to push their Marxist programming down your throats, and if you do not receive them well then you will be in the wrong, and you will be punished severely, supported of course by the Biden administration.

Conservatives have already been nearly completely purged from the internet and airways, but this is just the beginning, the churches will be the next target, they will be closed down forcibly, because they know that American patriots believe in god, and it sustains their message. They want to remove that completely so patriots, Christians will have nowhere to go any more. They will utilise the virus pandemic lockdowns for this purpose, as a ruse, but eventually it will become permanent.

America’s guns will be confiscated through ‘mandatory buyback’ schemes, and if you refuse, you go to jail, it’s as simple as that. Once you go to jail, they take your guns anyway. Again, the virus lockdown system will be used to take away private arms from every citizen.

No mercy for ‘deplorables’

Biden will not hesitate to invoke the Insurrection Act to use America’s military against Trump supporters and anyone seen as a direct threat to the CCP controlled Democrat Party. The final irony of the situation will be that Biden will use something that Trump chickened out of doing. By not committing to the Insurrection Act, Trump will be responsible for millions of Americans being deemed as terrorists, defined by the Biden administration. Trump now has eight days to save America, or forever lose everything.

As soon as Biden shoehorns himself into the position of presidency he will give trillions of dollars to Democrat run states, so they can spend it on profligate socialist pet projects that do not benefit anything. The money printing will escalate to such a level that the U.S. Dollar will eventually not be worth the paper it’s printed on. Hyperinflation will make daily goods unaffordable to most Americans, and combined with mandatory lockdowns, not only will businesses all go under, but people will starve in their own homes. You will not have a choice any more, especially as food banks run out of money, and the farmers all go bankrupt thanks to Biden’s anti-farmer policies.

Unless something is done in the next eight days, America will become China’s fuckbuddy, might as well get Uncle Sam to bend over and get fucked up the ass by a Chinese commie dick.

There will be nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, as Biden and Harris’ China controlled men come to de-Americanize you.

Eight days folks, that is all there is to it. Either Trump steps up to the plate, or all will be lost forever.

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BREAKING: Trump Declares National Emergency

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BREAKING: Trump Declares National Emergency

 

https://breaking911.com/breaking-trump-declares-emergency-in-d-c/

https://www.lbc.co.uk/usa/trump-declares-state-of-emergency-in-dc-ahead-of-biden-inauguration/

There are troops all over D.C.

Limited information at this moment.

False alarm – Trump did not suddenly grow a pair of balls and invoke the Insurrection Act.

Nothing to see here folks.

Banning the Voice of Half a Nation Only Creates More Hatred and Discord

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Banning the Voice of Half a Nation Only Creates More Hatred and Discord

Just a month ago, Joe Biden was talking about ‘healing’ the country. How did his party and associate social networking/newspapers/banking partners achieve this healing effect — by banning the voices of millions of people.

One can only assume that the Democrats and their cronies want to achieve discord and even more polarisation than there already existed.

Banning things through Cancel Culture only creates more animosity and hatred, and brings the nation closer to civil war as whole swathes of people and companies are silenced/deplatformed.

The only positive thing about this and the celebratory stance being shown by those who are doing the banning is that they have revealed themselves fully for what they are. Right now these elements will be targeted clandestinely, and they will reap the wrath of the disenfranchised at some time in the near future.

TWTR

After dumping the President and his 88 million supporters, as well as many other conservative personalities, Twitter shares tumbled and may continue their downward trajectory in the near to long term. Trump’s supporters represented 47% of Twitter’s daily active users, and now many are leaving the site in droves. Twitter may become the Myspace of social networks soon if it continues to completely eviscerate its users simply because it cannot tolerate anyone who is not a Marxist, Woke, socialist automaton.

Parler, a greatly misunderstood free speech platform is now off the internet simply because of political bias and power play. It saw a 750% increase in users in only a month and was top of the app list before it was sabotaged by scared greedy rival networks like Twitter, Google, and Amazon. These Big Tech companies saw the success of Parler, and were afraid that their monopolies were at risk, so they chose to deplatform it, ostracize it, take away its servers, relegating it into the bin of history, much like they have done to all their competition. This is why the Big Tech companies are monopolies, and a serious danger to freedom on the internet.

If the Democrats call this ‘healing’ what do they call ‘harming’?

It’s all good though, now everyone can see what these nefarious evil companies are about. Irrespective of political belief, are we not all humans, do we not all bleed the same blood? The Big Tech companies actually hate humans, and seek to punish/divide us. They are the ones in the wrong, instead of unity, they divide, and they inflict pain on millions of people as a matter of greed and power play. Even Angela Merkel has chimed in with her disgust at what has happened. It’s all in plain sight now for all to see, and for this, they will one day be punished severely for their greed, hatred and vindictive nastiness. Karma is a bitch, and she never forgets.

 

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Whatever Happened to America’s Truckers?

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Whatever Happened to America’s Truckers?

When you have everything taken from you, what have you got to lose? On election night, everyone saw the massive spikes of fraudulent ballots all for Joe Biden suddenly pop up out of the blue. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, or statistician to see there was something blatantly wrong going on there. Dead people voted, illegal aliens voted, ballots from China printed up with mysterious names voted, some people voted 300 times each as ballots were put through the machines multiple times and in some areas there were more votes than registered voters. It was a blatant steal, and the worst part of the situation was that not one institution or court wanted to even look at the evidence, and not one news outlet even registered that anything happened out of the norm, it was one big whitewash. The people saw it though, and they experienced it, and so did the election observers who were thrown out of the counting rooms.

Now there is no trust in the American electoral system, its judicial system, its Federal offices, the FBI, and certainly no trust in either the Democrat Party or the Republican GOP. Pretty much every U.S. governmental institution was part of this election farce, and the people do not want to vote again — what’s the point? Your vote does not count, so voting is completely useless.

To compound the issue, the news media and social networks have now created a pseudo-Marxist soviet echo chamber where there is only one voice that chimes through, yes, the voice of communism, of censorship and cancel culture. Effectively mimicking the Chinese Communist Party and killing off the First Amendment.

Taxation without representation, that’s what they yelled as they threw those big crates of tea into Boston Harbour on December 16, 1773. As an American citizen, many feel the same way today, they are not represented in any way, so why the fuck should they pay tax? If they can trample over the First and Second Amendment in one fell swoop, what about the rest of the constitution?

If freedom and democracy die in America, then Western Civilisation is lost completely. Already in Europe, the EU has taken over many freedoms, and is ruling over formerly sovereign nations much like the USSR did during the Soviet era. In Britain, despite lockdowns, at least we have escaped the EU, although one suspects the small print of the Brexit deal probably ensures some level of control from Brussels in some capacity. America is all we have left, and elements like Big Tech are killing off democracy bit by bit.

What is to be done? Is there a solution to this malaise? Well, read the constitution, in there the Founding Fathers set out solutions to tyranny, and they foresaw there would be problems ahead. Why not use their advice, their guidance to right the wrongs that have been committed by these treacherous corrupt vagabonds? It is your right as an American, because you are the people, and from time to time, tyranny must be discarded, eviscerated, removed completely, for everything to reset.

No one said making an omelette without breaking a few eggs was possible, therefore stopping the movement of goods with peaceful truck protests is possibly the best method in getting some of these swamp creatures to sit up and take some notes.

Imagine if every trucker across America stopped delivering for a week, then a month, then a year, what a magnificent message that would give to the corrupt?

Seeing the reaction on the face of Jeff Bezos would be particularly gratifying.

 

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/Justice/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

The Swamp Takes Trump

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The Swamp Takes Trump

He fought the Swamp, the corruption stank, the Swamp eventually dragged Donald J. Trump down, a final resting place for this man who fought valiantly but was defeated eventually.

Dragged under the slimy waters of the swamp of Washington D.C., a place so corrupt where good men are drowned every day, Trump finally capitulated, and was even pushed under by his own most trusted confidants.

Capitol Hill was his final undoing, now everything is a distant memory as the last air bubble bursts from Trump’s sodden lungs, the green slimy water envelopes every part of its victims, full of corpses, Trump’s new home will also be his final resting place.

You can’t fight the Swamp, it’s a messy deal, and if you thrash around it sucks you in further, much like quicksand but fucking worse.

Eventually, Trump’s bloated corpse will wash up along the Swamp’s muddy shore, upstream somewhere or maybe a few alligators will sup on the plentiful bloated green meat, swallowing the red tie along with each large bite.

One thing is for sure, after the Swamp swallows Trump, it will sigh in relief. No one else will dare to try and clean the Swamp ever again. The corrupt are safe now, and their Swamp is now intact, albeit with its biggest victim yet.

Kamala Harris: National Lockdown Will be Perfect Time For Gun Grab

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Kamala Harris: National Lockdown Will be Perfect Time For Gun Grab

The Democrats are getting ready for a China style lockdown nationally across all American states. The Federal Lockdown Order will be the prime opportunity for all those who own firearms in the United States to hand over their guns with mandatory buyback orders, or they will be arrested.

Using the Covid-19 crisis to disarm America is the perfect stance for the incoming Biden/Harris government.

When it’s the law there’s nothing you can do

“People will be at home, and that’s the perfect time to pick up their guns. The Federal National Pandemic Lockdown Order of 2021 will make it a crime to leave your home in any circumstances unless an extreme medical emergency applies,” Louis Jordan, a FEMA spokesman revealed on Sunday.

Incoming Vice President, Kamala Harris has already revealed how banning guns will be a major priority once the Democrats gain power.

Nearly 40 million firearms were sold in 2020, according to FBI data. That’s the largest number of guns sold in a single year since the FBI started tracking background checks conducted through its National Instant Criminal Background Check System in 2000.

“Through gun registration records, we know where you live, how many guns you hold. When we come to your homes, if you withhold any weapons, we will know,” Jordan added.

The Covid-19 Pandemic, will be a perfect time to disarm Americans according to the Democrat Party, who will use police and ATF/DHS/FBI/military agencies to enforce the process.

There will be mandatory buybacks for weapons handed over by the public to the authorities. There will not be any exemptions to classification of firearms handed over, everything from handguns to shotguns and rifles will be forcibly relinquished over to the authorities.

With the recent purge of even the President of the United States from far-left Big Tech social media companies, as well as hundreds of thousands of conservatives, we have learned that the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution does not exist any more.

The coming gun grab confiscation program will ensure that the Second Amendment of the Constitution will not exist any more.

 

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/Justice/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hard Drive on Stolen Laptop Holds Many Surprises

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Nancy Pelosi’s Hard Drive on Stolen Laptop Holds Many Surprises

Taken from her office in the Capitol on January 6th, Nancy Pelosi’s laptop computer was most probably unlocked and accessible without a password, although in the right hands that would not matter much.

There are rumours circulating in the social media world now that the laptop allegedly reveals some deadly information pertaining to Pelosi’s involvement with the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and also interesting information regarding the stolen election. If these rumours are true it could cause some ripples in an already bubbling swamp soup.

Whoever took the laptop would have to release the information without compromising their identity, simply because the corrupt will pay any price to crush anyone who dares to reveal them to be traitors to America.

The same goes for all media news outlets and controlling Big Tech monopolies, who will seek to bury any release of information as soon as it is delivered into the ether.

If the FBI get a hold of the laptop, they will probably do what they did to Hunter Biden’s laptop, keep it undercover. Sadly, the FBI has been infiltrated and compromised by the enemy as well.

Whatever happens in the next few weeks or days could be very crucial to the outcome of the inauguration of the imposter Biden, and his coming authoritarian regime.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/Justice/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Why the New Intolerant Liberal Voice Beats the Conservative Voice Every Time

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Why the New Intolerant Liberal Voice Beats the Conservative Voice Every Time

Liberalism used to mean the belief that people should have a lot of political and individual freedom, but today’s ‘liberals’ are not Liberal any more, they are control freak intolerant anti-freedom Communists. Their voice supersedes everyone else’s voice simply because over time they have invested heavily in media control, whereas the conservatives have scant regard for the media ignoring it over decades.

The octopus grip that surrounds humanity now by Facebook, Google, Twitter, Amazon, as well as traditional left-wing news services is all encompassing.

Yes, Parler and a few others are trying to venture into this controlled leftist environment, but they are minnows in an ocean full of massive predatory monsters flush with so much hard cash that nothing can get in their way.

Decades of not paying tax and siphoning it off to offshore accounts have made the communist Big Tech companies untouchable.

People have been conditioned to use these evil companies for decades now, and are imprisoned in their hypnotic snare, trapped into something they will never understand. The conditioning is so strong now that many of the users actively call out for less freedom and more censorship. Then when a free speech platform comes along, it is seen as a threat to the prison conditions created by the now communist Big Tech monopolies. Free speech and democracy are feared, not only because it goes against communism but because it promotes individual thought that is deemed dangerous by communist Big Tech. They want a hive mind, a communist echo chamber, repeating the same Soviet Woke mantras day in day out to the pliant masses. Thinking outside their created Marxist box is a serious danger.

Aligned with the CCP, the Big Tech communist Bolshevicks are preparing the Western mind to be eventually taken over by China. This is the long-term plan, and with Biden, this plan will be accelerated in the next four years.

The American conservatives, the Republicans moved too late. They should have started building their social media companies in 1997 onwards, and have only now awoken to the superiority of the Democrats who have abandoned liberalism for intolerance and authoritarian totalitarian communism.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/Justice/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

“Hyuck, Pops, When Can I Move the Money Bags Into the White House?”

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“Hyuck, Pops, When Can I Move the Money Bags Into the White House?”

President Joe Biden’s wonderful son, Hunter is set to have his own room in the White House and cannot wait till he moves in next week.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

“Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Hyuck, hyuck! I just can’t wait to move in with pops, so we can carry on with the dirty China deals and Burisma,” Hunter quipped in between sucking on his crack pipe.

Hunter will be given his own room in the White House, and an additional office where he can phone China to set up dodgy money laundering operations.

“The Big Guy always gets 10%, but I’m a bit worried because he’s now asking for 60% of all takings, and that’s gonna hurt my crack money,” Hunter pondered.

As for the prostitutes and underage jail bait, they will be ushered into Hunter’s quarters from a tunnel entrance into the White House.

“That’s the good thing about the White House, it has all these secret entrances and tunnels. Perfect for smuggling crack dealers and prostitutes in. I even found Bill Clinton’s secret room where he used to do Monica in. There were stains on the ceiling. How the hell did Bill shoot up all the way up there?”

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