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BREAKING: Trump Declares National Emergency

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The President, Donald J. Trump has declared a national emergency.

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By Kurtz
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https://breaking911.com/breaking-trump-declares-emergency-in-d-c/

https://www.lbc.co.uk/usa/trump-declares-state-of-emergency-in-dc-ahead-of-biden-inauguration/

There are troops all over D.C.

Limited information at this moment.

False alarm – Trump did not suddenly grow a pair of balls and invoke the Insurrection Act.

Nothing to see here folks.

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