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1984: Mankind’s Landlords and Policemen of Soviet Woke Speech Control

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1984: Mankind’s Landlords and Policemen of Soviet Woke Speech Control

You cannot now say this, and you cannot say that anymore. George Orwell’s nightmare scenario of deleting the English vocabulary and cancelling certain words is now truly a reality.

It is no surprise that Google is now spearheading the evil wokist soviet putsch to decimate and eradicate the English language, so we will now be left with very thin dictionaries.

Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.

1984 big brotherThoughtcrime, doublethink and oldthink are very ungood. The telescreen operatives and thinkpol are already suspicious of your duckspeak ways and have respectfully put you on the unperson list for vapourisation.

You must therefore say the things we want you to say and to adhere to the Newspeak dictionary which gets thinner every year. Soon, every word will be deemed illegal and people will simply grunt their communications.

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Citizens will be rewarded with a chocorat increase of 3 grams if they report anyone guilty of thoughtcrime or even facecrime.

The youth league are complying and are a hive mind already, but it is oldthink that is the enemy of the party and must be eradicated.

Plusbig waste is in adjectives

Big Brother monitors all citizens at all times, including outer and inner party members.

Freedom of speech? Freedom of expression?

Once it has gone, it will be gone forever.

…and no one stood up…no one said a word…

 

Putin Honours Troops in Bucha Massacre of Unarmed Ukrainian Civilians

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Putin Honours Troops in Bucha Massacre of Unarmed Ukrainian Civilians

Praising the genocidal actions of Lt Colonel Azatbek Omurbekov otherwise known as the Butcher of Bucha and his troops, Vladimir Putin awarded the highest Russian military honours to the killers.

“Your bravery in carrying out my orders to murder in cold blood innocent unarmed civilians in their thousands is unrivalled. Even the SS in World War II would be proud of your murderous merciless actions, as I am today. Naturally, we will deny everything that happened in Bucha, one of many places in Ukraine which we have completely decimated and committed atrocities that go beyond any Geneva Convention. Russia does not recognise any of that Geneva Convention bullshit anyway.

“Our brave Russian soldiers showed their true selves by tying the hands of civilians behind their backs, then executing them in cold blood. We have real soldiers in Russia who will commit blatant atrocities on women, children, men and anything that moves. Thank you for your butchery. Mother Russia is now bathed in the blood of innocents. I would also like to take this moment to deny that any Russian was involved in the downing of the MH17 passenger jet in 2014 and that I did not give the direct order to blow it up, killing hundreds of innocent passengers. On that note, nothing I have said today is true, and you did not hear any sound emanating from my moving mouth. Go back to sleep, Russians. You will follow blindly and without question, or I will order my operatives to come to your home in the middle of the night to take you away to be liquidated. Thank you.”

Johnny Depp Kitchen Maintenance Tips

Mattias König
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Johnny Depp Kitchen Maintenance Tips

Hi folks, yes it’s me, your favourite Jolly Roger hoisting ex-pirate of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp.

7:30AM

Today, I am going to give you some tips on kitchen maintenance.

First off, you need the right tools for the job. Bottle of vino? Red! Check. Tonnes of pills. Check. Mental illness? Check. Being a spoiled actor brat? Check. Tip tippedy doo dah! Check.

Now that we have that cleared up, let us begin.

(glug, glug, glug)

I am now going to have a tantrum with the cupboard door. Eaaaargh!

(glug, glug, glug)

I am now going to kick the door. Heyaaargh!

I am now going to ponce around the kitchen a little uttering nonsensical words which will culminate into a fitting video seen by millions because my manipulative evil former wife saw fit to film my ridiculous mood swings to use against me in a court of law at some future date in the future, or something like that. Check.

(glug, glug, glug)

 

Macron: You Vote For What You Deserve

Mattias König
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Macron: You Vote For What You Deserve

The French must have some sort of sadomasochistic streak in their genes, because it looks like they are going to vote for Emmanuel Macron once more.

No one seems to remember the mass riots that continued on and on for years because of the policies of this man who has effectively brought France to its knees, not only economically but societally.

Macron’s ultimate mission is the erasure of France in national terms because he is an EU robot. The EU’s plan is one of erasing nation state identities, of assimilation as one soviet bloc and simple zones to mark where former nations once stood.

France’s rich history, culture and society, as in other EU nations, will be erased and assimilated with all the other imprisoned zones under the flag of the EU. Former cultural differences will eventually be effaced, absorbed within the collectivist EU bloc. Concepts like nationalism to the former France will be punishable with imprisonment or re-education in EU ideology.

When the French people once again vote for EU denizen Macron again, they will certainly receive what they voted for, as is always the way in any election but this time, they will really feel it as Macron will not pull out any stops in his overall mission.

Further EU integration means just that, much like the Borg from Star Trek, nations will be further stripped of their sovereignty and ultimate identity. Collectivist assimilation to the EU is now a process that will speed up and it seems the EU hypnotised people, brainwashed since birth are fully compliant to their own enslavement within the modern Marxist European Soviet Union.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Queen Needs to be Protected From People Like ‘Nasty Harry’

Mattias König
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Queen Needs to be Protected From People Like ‘Nasty Harry’

News from the Palace came swiftly regarding Harry’s secret visit to the Queen last week before the Invictus Games.

Not long after the visit, Harry could not resist blabbing on about his visit.

Arrogant blabbermouth Prince Harry revealed to a trashy American celebrity programme that he paid a visit to the Queen last week to make sure his grandmother was “protected” and “had the right people around her,” in his first full interview in over a year.

Nasty Harry

Hanging around like a smelly fart on a tube train seems to be the order of the day for Harry and the disingenuous twisted Markle harridan he hangs around with at all times.

“Taking advantage of a 96-year-old woman who is somewhat more vulnerable after losing her husband is a truly despicable, cowardly act. It’s all in a day’s work for the wrong people like manipulative users Harry and Markle, though. The arrogance of this selfish narcissistic runt is truly atrocious,” one observer revealed.

The Queen needs to revoke the titles of these wrong people, and she needs to be protected from them and their grifting.

Trends to Follow or Avoid

Mattias König
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Trends to Follow or Avoid

There is always something new trending, or an old fad making a comeback. How can you tell which ones to follow and which to avoid at all costs? Here we provide the low-down on a few 2022 trends and tell you which ones are worth your investment, and which are a waste of your money.

Common Interior Design Mistakes

room-g350ac22b7_640Interior design is constantly coming up with new trends or rehashing previous ones. While some of these contribute to timeless elegance, such as Feng Shui in a minimalistic design, others are downright tacky. Posting signs and plaques all over your home indicates a thoughtless approach to decorating your interior spaces. This is just plain cheesy.

Another faux pas is an accent wall in a room. Interior designers are recommending that homeowners keep all the walls in the same style and painted in one colour for a pleasing and soothing effect. Accent walls are a thing of the past.

Matching furniture detracts from a sense of personal style and homeliness. If you want to make your home your castle, pick out individual, classic pieces that reflect your tastes.

Healthy Eating Is Trending in the UK

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After the prolonged period of lockdown and home-prepared meals, people are eager to get out and sample new tastes and experiences. Interestingly, instead of opting for fast food sources, the trend is to seek out healthy alternatives.

Diners are interested in homegrown food that is free of chemicals when purchasing fresh produce, and also expect a higher standard of healthy options from restaurants.

With sustainability acquiring a firm foothold in our consciences, this has spilled over into the eating arena. For example, the popularity of the Seaspiracy documentary available on Netflix has diners questioning where and how their fish has been acquired.

In line with the demand for a reduction in our environmental impact, nose-to-tail eateries are trending in a big way. This is aimed at ensuring that all parts of an animal are used and that nothing is wasted.

Disposable Vapes

Vaping has become an effective way to cut down on smoking and decrease an individual’s carbon footprint. While the original vaping equipment was expensive, this was offset by a change in pricing structures that saw kits being sold more cheaply and companies making their money from refills. But disposable vapes have become the super-cheap choice of countless smokers.

Superior Vapour disposable vapes are taking over the industry in Europe and elsewhere. In the US, the government banned vapes from using nicotine from tobacco. Vaping firms have stepped in with synthetic nicotine and revitalised the demand for disposable vapes.

Disposable vapes are now made with nicotine salts that are less harsh on the throat than the previously used freebase nicotine e-liquid. The cost of disposable vapes is a lot less than traditional vaping and smoking cigarettes. And users are getting more puffs to a disposable vape than ever before as manufacturing techniques have been improved and streamlined. There is also a new look to disposable vapes that are no longer designed to look like cigarettes, allowing users to make a fashion statement or simply enjoy the variety.

Fashion Trends to Avoid

Fashion is always evolving with many trends becoming entrenched, and others are gone in a season. The fashion industry is being led by Gen-Z. This generation makes up the biggest consumer group and marketers and manufacturers are basing their decisions on the values of this population.

woman-g68ed33dfd_640Gen-Z values individuality and a style that reflects this. As a result, fashion trends are favouring designs that are bold and unique. This means that neutral colours, such as tan, white, grey, cream, and brown are no longer fashionable. Instead, opt for brighter colours, especially blues, yellows, and fuchsia pinks, and imbibe the Dopamine dressing trend that is very much in fashion.

Low-rise jeans are trending, harking back to the 1990s. Jeans that are wider in the legs are replacing skinny jeans, which are out. Regarding legwear, biker shorts are to be avoided. Sweatpants in the latest styles are popular with sweatshirts available in more colours and textures.

Avoid layers, frills, and ruffles, as well as anything see-through, especially for work. Relegate your windbreakers to the back of the cupboard or donate them. Instead, make sure that you have at least one or two roomy blazers.

Trends come and go, and consumers are left trying to decide which ones to ignore and those that will become mainstream. Healthy food choices and better smoking options are aligned to sustainability, which is here to stay.

A Guide to Keeping Your Employees Comfortable at Work

Mattias König
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A Guide to Keeping Your Employees Comfortable at Work

If you are currently considering the possibility of introducing employees to your business, you might be concerned about how you will make them feel comfortable within your workplace and how you are going to support their wellbeing. If that is the case, here are some of the steps that you should take to keep your employees comfortable at work.

Introduce Air Conditioning

woman-g093903ae2_640Workplaces and offices, in particular, are known for being incredibly stuffy and warm places, and if your workplace is too hot, you may find that your employees struggle to concentrate or that they start to fall ill. As such, you should consider introducing air conditioning to your building, especially during the summer, when offices can become heat traps. This is especially true if you have many employees working in close quarters. If you are only looking for a temporary solution to your heating problem, you should hire portable air conditioner, which can help you to make your office environment comfortable and productive throughout the warmer months of the year.

Offer Flexible Working Arrangements

To keep your employees feeling comfortable, you should also try to offer flexible working arrangements to them. For instance, you might consider creating spaces in your office design that promote both collaborative work, such as sofas and meeting rooms, and independent working, such as desks with partitions. This can then help your employees to work in the way that is best for them. You might also consider offering the option to work from home. This is especially important while the COVID-19 pandemic still rages on, with some people preferring to still stay at home. This can then also encourage employees who may have other commitments, such as family.

Create Great Policies

To enable your employees to feel comfortable, you also need to create great policies concerning health and safety, discrimination, and bullying, among other problems that could occur in the workplace. This will ensure that your employees know your stance on these issues and can rest assured that you take a no-nonsense approach to any issues that arise. This can then ensure that they do not feel unable to come to you with problems that occur, and that they know that these will be sorted as quickly as possible.

Build Your Team

people-gf5432fbf0_640Your employees also need to feel comfortable around each other and as if they are part of a team. This can be easier to achieve than you might expect. All you need to do to make your employees feel like a team is to set up activity and team-building days for your employees, or even host a few workplace parties that can give your employees the chance to socialise. This can then ensure that your employees do not feel as if they are working with strangers and can allow everyone to feel as if they have the support that they need.

You might also decide to run a buddy scheme or mentoring scheme for your employees who have just started working for your firm or whom you want to progress.

Boris Johnson – Why Apologise, Over and Over Again?

Mattias König
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Boris Johnson – Why Apologise, Over and Over Again?

Why apologise in the first place? Why does Boris Johnson have to self-flagellate himself in front of a nasty, bleating parliament and voters who will probably vote him out?

Let’s face it, the Tories are fucked in the next election unless something very drastic happens. The only salutary point is that any government and any party that had to deal with the things this Tory government have had to deal with would be in the same situation. There is no government that can deal with these hard issues without faltering. It is unfortunate for Boris and his jolly cabinet of losers that they were given the misfortune of this time in history to deal with.

Boris has fucked up Brexit. Sunak has fucked up the economy, and it seems Priti Patel has fucked up dealing with mass illegal migration.

With British fishing waters now 54% in the hands of foreign super trawlers, and EU laws still trumping British law, as well as the Northern Ireland mess, one can confidently say that Brexit is not a Brexit.

There is no Singapore on the Thames, there have been little or no benefits of Brexit simply because it has been forgotten. Boris is even said to be embarrassed by the entire saga and is capitulating to every whim the EU asks of the UK without much question anymore.

The N.I tax rises are impinging on business growth and many businesses are sacking their staff or going under.

Don’t apologise Boris. It just looks sad.

You Have Reached the End of Netflix

Mattias König
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You Have Reached the End of Netflix

After having watched everything worth watching on Netflix, there is nothing left. All you are left to watch are the flaccid woke shows and D-rated films that never made the mark. Of course, Netflix does the thing where they take out a film for a while from the list, then re-introduce it after three or four months again into the list. Then they have the gall to suggest you watch that same film, as if you have not seen it over a million times already.

With great content like the upcoming Meghan Markle and Harry woke ‘extravaganza’ to look forward to, no wonder everyone’s switching off. Many would rather gouge their eyeballs out with a rusty spoon than watch those two preaching their woke mantra of bullshit for the eye-watering sums that Netflix paid them. Your money, your hard-earned cash subscription was put up to those two grifters and that’s what is even more sickening. Fucking cancel the subscription to Netflix once, twice, and thrice over.

What happens once you cancel?

It’s quite simple, really. There will be the odd show that you may want to watch. If you know the right places to find these, you can simply do so without any poxy subscription to a dying platform.

What happened?

When Netflix first came on to the scene it was fresh, innovative and hungry. Now it is a woke insipid wet fart with no innovation, or it seems, hope.

No, I do no not want to play some shitty app game. Can you believe it, now there is a column within the list where you can play some crap game app? You mean like the multiple million crap games you find on the Google Android store or all over the fucking net?

It seems Wokism kills everything, and it is killing Netflix very fast. The prognosis is not good. What seemed to be the answer to Hollywood has in fact become something it tried not to replicate. Now in pure desperation, Netflix is turning to adverts. If that is not another reason to dump your subscription, what is?

The guys who went down with the Blockbuster ship must be giggling into their dole cheques.

Bet on Bond: Who to Put Your Money On to be the Next 007

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Bet on Bond: Who to Put Your Money On to be the Next 007

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re aware that the latest James Bond film (#25), No Time To Die, has come and gone.

The widely awaited film, was Daniel Craig’s sixth and final appearance in the franchise, but speculation is already rife as to who will succeed him. At the time of publication, the odds and free bets offer were correct.

Idris Elba

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Another actor linked to the Bond role for a long time is the first on the shortlist. Idris Elba rose to stardom in 2002 with his role as Stringer Bell in The Wire. From drug dealer in Baltimore to double O? Although it may appear to be a stretch, there have been numerous calls for the next Bond to be black, and Elba’s successful time as Luther in the BBC series Luther, in which he plays a troubled investigator, he appeared to be a good fit.

However, Luther was last seen in 2019, and by the time the next Bond film is out, Elba will be the oldest Bond yet, having reached the age of 50. I think he’s an easy one to overlook in the betting at 7/1.

Tom Hiddleston

tom hidAfter starring as Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager in 2016, Tom Hiddleston was a long-time favourite in the next James Bond betting. Many people might envision him in a tux and waving a Walther-PPK around a tropical beach somewhere after watching this superb miniseries.

He has the appearance and manner of portraying James Bond, but I’d be hesitant to back him while his Hollywood fame is rising as Loki in a spin-off of Thor, in which he plays the charming but mischievous brother of Chris Hemsworth’s Viking hero. Loki is about as far from James Bond as you can get, which may be too much for both the creators and the audience.

Rene-Jean Page

So, with my hands raised, I had to look up Rene-Jean Page’s work on the internet because I was unfamiliar with his work. The 31-year-old set tongues buzzing when he starred as Simon Basset in Netflix’s bawdy Bridgerton in 2020, catapulting him near the top of the betting at 2/1 second favourite with Paddy Power. He’s inexperienced, which could be a disadvantage given that he’s the only other novice actor in the role, alongside Sean Connery and George Lazenby.

Of course, Sean Connery would go on to become the most famous James Bond and have an illustrious career, whilst Lazenby, who had previously worked in modelling, flopped as Bond only once. Before taking on the role, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Craig were all well-known performers in their own right. Page receiving the nod might be a bit of a stretch.

James Norton

James NortonEnglishman For several years, James Norton has been towards the top of the betting odds. The 36-year-old appears to be appropriate and has a suitable profile. Norton made his mark as maniac Tommy Lee Royce in the critically praised Happy Valley in 2016, but it was his portrayal as Alex Godman in McMafia that cemented his place as the future James Bond.

With odds of 10/3 with Paddy Power, Norton appears to be the most incredible bargain among the market leaders.

Tom Hardy

tom hTom Hardy is the clear favourite for the role, with William Hill giving him a 5/2 chance of becoming the next James Bond. Hardy is known for films like Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, and Mad Max, and has a total of 59 films under his belt. The Venom star is a hit with both men and women, and while many of his roles don’t exactly lend themselves to the suave, intelligent MI6 agent, we know he cleans up well and is a fantastic actor.

The 44-year-old actor starred as spy Ricky Tarr in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in 2011, but it was probably his part as Eames in Inception that revealed his potential as a Bond. Hardy is immensely popular with women, which you’d think would hold some weight with the producers; he even famously set hearts racing during a spell on CBeebies’ ‘Bedtime Stories’ (kind of a modern day Jackanory) I’m not sure if I’d put a bet on him at 5/2 odds. He’s six years older than Daniel Craig was when he first played the character in Casino Royale in 2011.

Lashana Lynch

LashanaLashana Lynch is a newcomer to the next James Bond betting market. Could there be a female Bond? As fantastic as it sounds, it appears to be a reach, but her ascent in the betting markets has been fuelled by her appearance as ‘Nomi’ in the upcoming Bond flick No Time To Die.

The new film has been shrouded in secrecy, but Lynch stars alongside Craig as an MI6 agent, and the bookies have Lynch pegged at 6/1 to be the next Bond.

According to the creators, we won’t know when the next Bond is announced until 2022, so speculation will undoubtedly continue

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