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WAR VIDEO: How Israeli Navy Negotiates With Terrorists

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One can go into the realm of semantics where one man’s freedom fighter is another man’s terrorist, but when it comes to the defence of Israel, there is only black and white, and last Saturday the country was being attacked by land, air and sea. The Israeli Navy units responded and ‘negotiated’ with the Hamas militants attempting to breach Israel from the coast during a surprise Hamas terrorist operation last Saturday morning. This is the only way the IDF negotiates with terrorists.

The video reveals the soldiers aboard an Israeli Navy vessel as they open fire on targets reportedly in the waters surrounding Ashkelon, a city with approximately 133,000 residents.

Unfortunately for the terrorists there is no mercy when it comes to this type of war or incursion on to Israeli territory. Throughout history all nations and territory have shifted ownership through conquest, and Hamas and Iran must learn to accept that Israel’s land was acquired through conquest. For now, they are the legitimate owners, and the Palestinians are the losers. This is the cold reality of territorial conquest.

The Israeli Navy videographer alternates between utilizing their rifle, grenades, and a light machine gun (LMG) to engage the individuals in the water.

This is the only viable way the Israeli Defence Force negotiates with terrorists who committed vile atrocities against unarmed civilians.

Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Praises Mia Khalifa For Supporting Atrocities

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From his bunker deep under Gaza, on Saturday, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh praised former porn star Mia Khalifa for her outstanding support of the atrocities committed against unarmed Israeli civilians.

Hamas leader praises Khalifa

“I would like to thank the upstanding American celebrity and former porn star Mia Khalifa for supporting the beheading of babies, cold-blooded murder of innocent women and children in Israel.

“Here in the Hamas bunker we watch her videos religiously, I especially love the DP scenes, and her giving hand jobs to two men simultaneously whilst being serviced from both ends.

“We at Hamas HQ can’t thank you enough for your undying support of our atrocities, and we vow to erase Israel from the earth. That lesbian scene you did in one of your many movies was delightful to watch, and the squirting shot at the end really did it for me.

“Do not worry that Playboy has fired you, they are a machine of the Zionist pigs who control everything. Once we have completed our job of making the Palestinian idiot civilians who follow us blindly destitute we will send a private jet for you to come to Gaza where you can film a few scenes with the Hamas crew. See you soon.” *blows a big kiss*

The Best Moments in Video Game Comedy

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Often, video games can be a deeply serious business. You can be plunged into a whole new world and expected to take on a monumental quest that could eat up hundreds of hours of your life. For many of us, that’s the joy of a brand new video game; it’s an enormous challenge that we look forward to spending all our free time on. However, sometimes you need to bring a little fun to the situation, and that fact has not been lost on game developers. For years, the teams behind hit video games have been thinking of ever more inventive ways to make us crack a smile. These are some of our favourite examples of top-notch video game humour.

Red Dead Redemption II – Big Foot

Rockstar Games have always been known for their kooky sense of humour. There are plenty of moments in Red Dead Redemption that could easily have made the list; the vicar stumbling over the words to hymns, the fierce rivalry between two dumb siblings, but the moment we’ve picked is altogether darker. In another release by Rockstar Games, GTA V, it’s heavily hinted that there’s a sasquatch living in the hills. In the best example of video game nerd comedy we’ve come across, it’s possible to chat with the famous sasquatch in RDR2. The creature lives in a cave near Grizzlies West and will talk to you about the loneliness of its life if you follow the clues to find it. The conversation is sad, but the fact that the team took a myth from one of their other games and made it a near-impossible to find Easter egg in another game deserves at least a chuckle.

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The Stanley Parable – Gigantic Baby

Some games are strange to the point where they blur the line between art project and video game. The Stanley Parable is the game that fits this question the best. The whole point of this game is to make it to the end in as many different ways as possible, which must have led to some hilarious meetings during the development stages. There are some strange side quests along the way, but one that’s so ridiculous it becomes comedy rather than simply annoying. You must protect an enormous baby with your life to get past a disgruntled in-game character. The game runs for four hours, during which you must continually click to put out a fire. If you manage to keep going for four hours, then the huge baby is safe and you complete the game. Is it fun? No. Funny? Very.

gamesUnexpected Humour: When Slots Join the Comedy Scene – Rick and Morty Slot

In the vast gaming realm, the unexpected blend of humour and slots creates a unique entertainment niche. Among the many notable title mentions is the Rick and Morty slot game set across intergalactic space and futuristic lands. This game effortlessly channels the quirky and irreverent humour that the titular animated series is renowned for. As players spin the reels, they’re treated to iconic catchphrases and scenarios from the show, all while chasing those elusive winning combinations. The ludicrous adventures of Rick, a genius yet eccentric scientist, and Morty, his naive grandson, are brought to the spinning reels with a touch of comedic brilliance. This slot game is a testament to how humour can find its way into unexpected facets of gaming, adding a light-hearted touch to the thrill of potential wins.

Portal 2 – Surprise Party

The team behind Portal had a strange sense of humour, but one of the darkest moments is a quick jibe that GlaDOS makes. During a pause in play, usually during the mid-section of the game, GLaDOS will let you know that she’s throwing a surprise party for you. Naturally, you’d think that’s very sweet until she tells you that the party’s sole purpose is to reunite you with your parents. Those who’ve played Portal 2 will know that one of the core moments in your character’s life was being abandoned at birth. It’s a real zinger, but if you’ve got a dark sense of humour, it’s incredibly funny.

Skyrim – Glitchy Horses

Ultra real horses, flying through the air? Got to be Skyrim.

Sometimes, the very best comedy is accidental. There are many games with some pretty hilarious glitches, but Skyrim has become known as one of the glitchiest games. The Skyrim glitches are so funny because the game is incredibly realistic. If something glitches out in Crash Bandicoot, it’s not as unpredictable; you’re a crazy fox driving a racing car. However, if you stumble upon a completely realistic horse floating in the sky above a lake, it’s jarring. Skyrim has been known to send horses hurtling through the air without even moving their legs. It’s very silly, childish humour, but it’s precisely the injection of laughs that a game as serious as Skyrim needs; so – long live the glitches.

Overpopulation: A Root Cause of Terrorism, Human Misery, Pollution, War, and Destruction

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The ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas serves as a stark reminder of the many complex and interconnected challenges our world faces. While the situation in the Middle East is influenced by a multitude of factors, it is essential to recognize the role that overpopulation plays in fostering conditions conducive to terrorism, human suffering, pollution, war, and devastation.

Overpopulation, or the excessive growth of the human population beyond the carrying capacity of the Earth, has far-reaching implications. The current conflict in Gaza brings forth the ongoing strife in the Middle East and its broader consequences. 2.3 million people in Gaza live in an area of 45 km2.

  1. Resource Scarcity: Overpopulation places immense pressure on finite resources, such as water, arable land, and energy sources. In densely populated regions like the Gaza Strip, resource scarcity can lead to desperation and competition, increasing the likelihood of conflicts.
  2. Unemployment and Poverty: High population density often correlates with high unemployment rates and widespread poverty. These conditions create fertile ground for radicalisation, as individuals with limited opportunities may turn to extremist groups as a means of escape or empowerment.
  3. Political Instability: Overpopulation can strain governance systems, leading to political instability and corruption. Weak governments are less effective at addressing the needs of their populations and may inadvertently support or tolerate terrorist organizations.
  4. Pollution and Environmental Degradation: Overpopulation exacerbates pollution and environmental degradation. In regions grappling with resource shortages, waste disposal, and pollution control may become secondary concerns, further compromising public health and quality of life.
  5. Displacement and Refugees: Overpopulation can contribute to displacement and migration, as individuals seek better living conditions. This can lead to refugee crises, creating tensions and conflicts in host countries.
  6. Territorial Disputes: In regions with limited space and an abundance of people, territorial disputes become more frequent. In the Middle East, disputes over land and resources have played a significant role in the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
  7. Social Tensions: Overpopulation often amplifies social tensions and divisions, making it easier for extremist ideologies to gain traction. This can lead to radicalisation and terrorism.

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It is important to emphasize that overpopulation alone does not cause terrorism, misery, pollution, war, or destruction, but it can exacerbate the conditions that foster these issues. Addressing the challenges associated with overpopulation requires a multifaceted approach, including sustainable family planning, equitable resource distribution, and economic development.

In the case of the Israel-Hamas conflict, understanding the broader context of overpopulation can help inform strategies for peace and development. Promoting dialogue, addressing root causes, and striving for equitable resource allocation are essential steps in finding a sustainable solution to the ongoing conflict.

While overpopulation is just one piece of the puzzle, acknowledging its role in global challenges is crucial for creating a more peaceful and sustainable future for all. By working together on these complex issues, we can begin to mitigate the conditions that contribute to terrorism, human suffering, pollution, war, and destruction, ultimately fostering a more harmonious world.

For a sustainable globe, the human population should be maintained at a reasonable level of 500 million. This is the hoped level of the human population for the future.

The People of Gaza Deserve Better Than Hamas Dictatorship

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. This is the definition of Hamas, who have not only forced their Jihadist indoctrination on the people of Gaza but have caused them destitution, harm and death. If peace is to come to the Middle East region barbaric savage groups like Hamas need to be the ones eradicated.

There cannot be any justification for beheading babies and burning people alive in their cars, or the other atrocities perpetrated by Hamas.

Anyone who defends Hamas is either indoctrinated or misguided, and the socialist left-wing who virtue signal their support for Hamas are enabling genocide. The Palestinian people, if they want to get out of the mire, must find another route or forever be stuck in the rubble and sewage of Hamas.

It is impossible to negotiate with people who want to erase your very existence.

The people of Gaza have been fooled by Hamas, they have been tricked by the Iranian regime’s evil influence, and they must find a leader who does not subscribe to extremist Shiite Jihadist insanity.

Until that day comes, they will have rubble for buildings and rat infested streets of dirt. The final and first reason for all of this is of course religion.

Racist Antisemitic BLM Cheer On Hamas Atrocities

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Black Lives Matter (BLM) fully supports the savage genocidal actions of Hamas terrorists who murdered unarmed Israeli civilians in cold blood. BLM wants Israel and its people wiped off the face of the earth, and one of its founders, Patrisse Cullors was quoted in 2015 calling for the destruction of Israel. The racist antisemitic BLM group is heavily funded and supported by US corporations, receiving millions in donations.

According to the antisemitic BLM, Hamas “is not a terrorist organization,” despite the mass murders and rapes; the killing and beheading of children, women, and the elderly, often in front of their families; and the abduction of over 100 hostages to be tortured and eventually killed in the Gaza Strip.

“Anyone who has ever backed or supported the racist antisemitic BLM group have blood on their hands, you are a disgrace to humanity and all that it stands for. If you support BLM you are worse than a Nazi Einsatzgruppen,” a man said outside BLM headquarters.

Keir Starmer: “All That Glitters is Not Gold”

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Comrade Keir Starmer had some glitter thrown over him whilst at the podium at this year’s Labour conference. Could have been any substance, maybe ricin, sarin, abrin or possibly some T-2 mycotoxin. The question is, are politicians safe? This is a serious breach of security at the Labour conference and should be looked at considerably. The other point to be made about the promises bleated from Starmer’s mouth is that all that glitters is not gold, this is why the glitter thrown over the mumbling nasal voiced Starmer was somewhat pertinent.

Every election we have the same politicians from the same party (Britain only has one political party now, albeit with two faces) making the same promises that are never honoured, and time and time again the people vote for the same party to punish them on a daily basis. This is in no way democracy. The Labour Party and Tory Party are indistinguishable from themselves, both spouting the same diarrhoea this election as they did in the last one.

Even though we are ruled by one political party, it is no doubt the turn of the Labour Party’s face to take over the reins at the next election simply because people get tired of dealing with one face, and eventually vote for another face.

These faces of political parties are in themselves faceless entities and empty carcasses, simply revelling in their moment in the spotlight before they themselves are voted out for another faceless face.

Every election people amble to the poll booths and put that tick in one of the boxes, and every year the people have the wool pulled over their eyes. There can only be one assumption made by the action of the people — they are stupid. Yes, the voters are stupid, and forgetful too, but that’s what politicians like Keir Starmer count on.

People have invariably forgotten about the disastrous Labour government of the past, possibly because the disastrous Tory Party took over from them and squandered every single opportunity that was handed to them on a silver fucking platter.

Maybe it really is better to have a communist or EU style system where the faceless hierarchy are instated by the hierarchy from within the soviet bloc. For the communist regime in China and the EU, it is a great relief that they do not have to deal with such base concepts like democracy and elections.

‘Inclusive’ Woke Liberals Want to Cancel Free Speech and Satire But Not Hamas

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The savage attack by Palestinian terrorist group Hamas on Israeli civilians is unparalleled, where innocent Jewish citizens were mercilessly butchered in cold blood, including over 40 babies beheaded. All of this and more barbaric atrocities have been witnessed by the world, yet there has been little or no condemnation from the leftists; the British Labour socialists, the American Democrats and Australian far-left. The Woke left have different very hypocritical double standards, they revel in their status as ‘inclusive’ woke liberals in their views when in fact they choose to censor free speech, to censor satire and attempt to criminalise any view that opposes their skewed hypocritical perspectives.

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Freedom of speech is thus only allowed to be expressed by liberals celebrating the deaths of Jewish civilians at the hands of vicious savages, whilst the Daily Squib is constantly censored and attacked for writing satire and fighting for freedom of expression and speech. In Western cities, the far-left cheerleaders of Hamas reign supreme, given impunity to express their views without censorship or cancellation. What these liberal cheerleaders don’t know is that if they were ever in the presence of a Hamas terrorist brigade, they would first all be raped, then butchered in cold blood. So much for your fake liberalism there.

WARNING – THE FOLLOWING VIDEO SHOWS AN ISRAELI FAMILY BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY HAMAS TERRORISTS AFTER THEY SHOT AND KILLED ONE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS. THE REST OF THE FAMILY WERE MURDERED AFTERWARDS.

Even if the Palestinians had their conquered land back, would they innovate and exist as well as the Jews in Israel? It seems many are not capable of civility even in peace, and much of their displays of being ‘victim’ to Israel are based on jealousy. They cannot build roads, infrastructure, malls or a civil society but resort to nihilistic butchery and savagery. Hamas are the ones who have condemned the Palestinian people to a life of hell. Instead of spending billions of aid money on helping the people of Gaza, they spend it on rockets.

Emboldened Iran: “Thank You Joe Biden”

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The new emboldened Iran has never had it so good thanks to Sleepy Joe and his handler, Obama. These two idiots have fallen over backwards to appease the cunning Iranian regime by giving them $6 billion and by putting Israel on the back burner. It is no secret that Biden hates the British and has treated America’s best ally disgracefully, but the same can be said for his treatment of Israel, who are a nation surrounded by enemies who literally want to wipe them off the face of the earth.

Well, Sleepy Joe and the equally Sleepy Obama finally woke up a little last week when the Islamist terrorist group Hamas carried out some well-planned massacres of Israelis, all at the behest of Iran and Russia.

The only reaction Biden could muster was to send a U.S. Navy ship near the conflict zone, which is a pitiful reaction considering the seriousness of the matter.

Meanwhile, Putin and the Iranians are sniggering into their cups of Polonium, running rings around the Biden administration like seasoned chess masters. As for the Chinese, they are watching all of this with eagle eyes, and that little devil on Xi Jinping’s shoulder is shouting loudly into his ear, “Do it! Do it! Taiwan! Do it!”.

Putin, is most certainly playing the long game as war fatigue is creeping into the support of Ukraine as many NATO countries are now balking at the thought of sending billions more dollars into the Ukrainian meat grinder. Putin is okay with meat grinders, he is happy to send thousands of untrained unequipped young and old men to their deaths to buy more time. There is an almost endless supply of cannon fodder to throw at the Ukrainian machine guns.

How is Obama finding his third term in office? Probably not an enjoyable affair as he has to relay his orders through a guy who just looks so tired and used up, he can barely string a coherent sentence together. Maybe after the Democrats win the next election when the postal votes come in, Obama will have his fourth term in office, he will have to work even harder because Joe will have deteriorated even further.

The West needs a strong leader now more than ever, not these fucking weak losers like Joe Biden, Obama and Sunak. They are a laughingstock, pathetic and weak with no fucking balls or a single decent idea between them. Under President Trump none of this shit would be happening plus we would all have a good economy with no inflation.

Can’t Define What a Woman is Anymore. Is Feminism to Blame?

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Isn’t it terrible, many mostly leftists who support feminism cannot define what a woman is anymore. It is a terrible Marxist malady infecting the socialist slash communist leftists. Many of these ideologically subverted creatures even think that women can have a penis. Labour leader, Keir Starmer being one of these misguided morons.

How did the human condition lower itself to such a level that many cannot even define what a woman is? In biological terms, it is easy – the word even has ‘logic’ slapped in there. To some extent, the blame for this debacle must be firmly pushed onto the feminists, who have moved so far away from traditional biological and ideological womanhood that they themselves and others cannot even define what they are anymore.

Feminism was essentially a Marxist soviet construct in the first place, and has been used against Western civilisation for some time by its enemies. By instilling this ideological bomb into society, the enemies of the West have succeeded in much of the population hating themselves; to hate who they are, to hate their own heritage/history, to hate their own nation, and to deny who they are by trying to become something else. This is possibly the most effective weapon ever created, and thus the West defeats itself from within, all without a single shot being fired.

The women are now moaning that no one knows who or what they are…aww…diddums, well, who is to blame for that, when they themselves don’t know who or what they are anymore?

You want a real woman now, you can find them out of the West, where feminism is seen as a murderer of society. The West has put an ideological gun to its head and pulled the trigger. Defeated it is.

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