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Parisian Bedbugs are Rude, Arrogant Yet Quite Stylish

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Parisian Bedbugs are Rude, Arrogant Yet Quite Stylish

Honh! Honh! Honh! Mes amis, the Parisian bedbugs have been causing havoc in the esteemed capital city of La France. Just like their human counterparts in the busy bustling city, they are rude as fuck, arrogant yet strangely quite stylish.

The bedbugs infesting Parisian hotels, as told by Russian hackers who spread the rumours, are totally arrogant and demanding. They inhabit Parisian mattresses by the million and dine every night on human wine (blood). Currently, the internet and social media hysteria about Parisian bedbugs is at fever pitch, and the Russian bots are spreading the news far and wide to cause as much chaos as possible.

Bedbugs are insects from the genus [Cimex] that feed on blood, usually at night. Their bites can result in a number of health impacts including skin rashes, psychological effects, and allergy|allergic symptoms. Bed bug bites may lead to skin changes ranging from small areas of redness to prominent blisters. Bed bug bites are caused primarily by two species of insects: [Cimex lectularius] (the common bed bug) and Cimex hemipterus, found primarily in the tropics.

An American tourist staying at a Parisian hotel on the left bank recalled his nightmare encounter with a huge bedbug in his hotel room one fateful night.

“I was sipping some wine lying on the bed when up comes Monsieur Bedbug, a huge fucking bug wearing a beret and touting a large moustache.”

“Ah, Monsieur Yankee, I see you are sipping our merveilleux vin Français that only French vineyards can produce. I have tasted your vin d’eau de pisse de Californie, it tastes like d’urine de chat mort. Maintenant, I will suck your blood you Yankee swine. Ce n’est pas négociable, you better shut up and give me your blood. Idiot.”

“Monsieur Bedbug then asked me where my wife was and how he would particularly enjoy the pleasures of her flesh.”

Vive les punaises de lit Françaises…

Where Did Decades of Foreign Aid Billions to Palestinians Go?

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Where Did Decades of Foreign Aid Billions to Palestinians Go?

For 75 years the Palestinians have received billions of dollars of foreign aid, and instead of using that money to build up amazing cities, infrastructure, utilities, skyscrapers and roads, they have squandered everything to stay in squalid conditions constantly moaning about their loss of land and their desire to commit genocide on Jews. Was this victim attitude worth it?

The Palestinians, have received about $37.2 billion in development aid (in constant dollars) between 1994 and 2017, according to the OECD. The Palestinians have been receiving $1.7 billion a year from international donors for 75 years, and in 2017 foreign aid equalled $451 per capita for the Palestinians.

Where did all the foreign aid billions go?

“Nobody knows. That is a simple fact. Gaza and the West Bank is still a dusty broken crumbling place with high unemployment, no prospects and no basic amenities. Someone, somewhere, should possibly ask questions about where the foreign aid money went, but I doubt it will ever happen,” one concerned citizen asked.

Instead, the tyranny and dictatorship of a terrorist group like Hamas is a profound curse upon the Palestinian people. Hamas has brought only ruin, terror and death to the Palestinian people, using foreign aid meant for development to create tin-pot rocket factories that are shot into Israeli airspace where they are routinely shot down by Iron Dome defences. Hamas is also using the Palestinian people as human shields, cannon fodder to hide behind. The cowardly Hamas terrorist group are nothing more than a parasite on the back of the Palestinian people, sucking out their blood and every cent from foreign aid.

The Palestinians could have built up a real administrative government, a functioning public transport system, airports, economy, and a real military force with an air force as a form of defence. Instead, they squandered every dollar on whining, moaning and vindictive revenge rockets.

Maybe one day the Palestinians will stop their collective moaning delving in past defeats and actually build up their enclaves properly. If they had done that for 75 years instead of being paralysed by remorse and vowing revenge, they would have had incredible cities, vibrant economies and at least some kind of future.

California Laws Allowing Shoplifting Rampage Free-for-all

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California Laws Allowing Shoplifting Rampage Free-for-all

“Thanks to the California laws we can now take anything we want from stores and no one gets arrested, and we never receive any repercussions” Jade Rumbone, 26, a professional shoplifter from Sacramento revealed to CNN. Shoplifting is now endemic in California, where gangs of ‘young people’ inundate and ransack stores on a regular basis.

“If I need anything, I just call my crew up and we get to work. We can make easy $4000 per day each in goods which we either re-sell or use. Cops just watch us, because it is the new California law, and no one has ever been arrested. Man, it is beautiful. Easiest money I ever made,” Rumbone added, and who can blame him?

It seems the lax California laws are created by socialists who do not value law and order or support businesses.

Entering an open business with the intent to steal less than $950 worth of property is shoplifting under California state law (Penal Code 495.5). Shoplifting is usually treated as a minor misdemeanour  — if you are ever caught, which no one ever is. Law enforcement probably won’t bother to investigate, and if they do, prosecutors will let it go.

“Each store, we just keep to the $950 threshold each. If we have a crew of 50, and we visit three or four stores per day, it is all pure profit. This is a legitimate business, and we invite anyone who is having financial hardship due to the cost of living to come to California. It’s nearly impossible to get arrested, we are in and out in minutes,” Rumbone revealed.

In San Francisco, shoplifting is now so prolific that it is not called shoplifting anymore.

“We call it ‘free grabs’ like ‘Bud, I’m gonna do some free grabs, I need new jeans and the latest iPhone, wanna tag along wit me?’ Anything you want is there to be taken, and we can mass rampage any store in seconds,” a shoplifter from San Francisco revealed.

How it is done 

  • Reconnaissance: First the target store is scoped and mapped out. Top items are located and other top ticket items depending on each store layout.
  • Organisation: Group is assembled via TikTok, WhatsApp or other social media. Times and dates are arranged.
  • Deployment: Shoplifting rampage is implemented and at some stores timed. Some more professional groups can be in and out of a store in less than three minutes, cleaning out thousands of dollars worth of goods.
  • Distribution: Stolen items are either sold online or distributed throughout the community, making some individuals and groups huge profits.

“This is the best business to be in right now. Acquisition, we call it. It’s free and easy. It is a win-win situation and is literally changing the lives of people. Thank you, California laws, you are the best state in the USA. I love liberals,” another shoplifter said from his living room full of stolen goods.

Californian Senator, Julia Gibbersmei, defended Californian laws on shoplifting on Wednesday.

“This is good for the economy. You can now walk into any store and take what you want without fear of arrest or prosecution. We are invigorating the economy because these people who take the items for free then go on to sell the stolen goods, and the money they make is spent in the economy.”

 

Nicola Sturgeon Passes Driving Test First Time Aged 53

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Nicola Sturgeon Passes Driving Test First Time Aged 53

The former first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, who was ousted in March, has said that learning to drive was part of the “next phase of my sad life” and that she hoped getting behind the wheel would give her “a wee bit of fun”.

She revealed on Monday that she had passed her test, first time, and paid tribute to Phil MacAvity, her instructor.

She was spotted on a driving lesson with Mr MacAvity, in a blue Vauxhall Meriva with L plates, earlier this year.

The former SNP tyrant has learned to drive while the subject of a police investigation into alleged dodgy SNP finances. Ms Sturgeon was arrested in June and later released. She denied wrongdoing whilst on holiday on a £50,000 Caribbean cruise in August.

“So this happened today – at the tender age of 53, I passed my driving test (first time!!),” Ms Sturgeon wrote on Instagram, alongside a picture of her proudly displaying her pass certificate with her instructor.

“It was really important to me, as a 53-year-old former FM, now I can run over any bampot I see who did me wrong!

“If I see that Humza Yousaf Jihadi or mebbe Alex Salmond, I’ll be putting the pedal to the metal and I’ll gie em a skelpit lug wit me bumper.”

Scottish Driving tests are a bit different to ours, all the instructor asks you to do is move forward in first gear for one metre, then reverse backwards. Learners are even allowed the obligatory tinny or bottle of Scotch whilst taking the test. In fact, if you don’t have any alcohol on the dashboard, it is an instant fail.

Hamas: “Thank you Joe Biden, We Got US Weapons From Afghanistan”

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Hamas: “Thank you Joe Biden, We Got US Weapons From Afghanistan”

The botched and lazy exit from Afghanistan where 7 billion dollars worth of high-end US weaponry were abandoned by the Biden administration and left to the Taliban is now coming back to haunt the world. Those weapons were mostly peddled through Pakistan by arms dealers and into the Middle East, or sold off to any terrorist group that had the money.

Weak Biden Opens Door to Islamic Jihad Once More – Daily Squib, August 2021

The unforeseen terrorist attacks perpetrated by Hamas against Israel were facilitated in part by the U.S. arms that were left behind in Afghanistan by the Biden administration. Those arms have found a new home. Startling images showed Hamas terrorists rampaging through Israeli villages. Some images appeared to show Hamas terrorists with U.S.-made military arms. Small arms abandoned to Taliban terrorists in 2021 have been smuggled to Hamas terrorists and used to kill innocent Jewish men, women and children.

Biden’s sclerotic White House left $7 billion in weapons and equipment in the wake of the disastrously mismanaged Afghanistan withdrawal. The huge list of military inventory consisted of 600,000 weapons – including 350,000 M-4 and M-16 rifles, 60,000 machine guns and 25,000 grenade launchers. That’s on top of the 23,825 Humvees in Afghanistan, including armoured gun truck variants, and nearly 900 combat vehicles, and over 10 Blackhawk helicopters, all of which are in the hands of the Taliban, a terror organization that is the avowed enemy of the United States.

NBC News reported on the illicit arms supply to terrorists in Pakistan in January 2023 and Middle East Monitor reported in June that U.S. and Israeli intelligence were aware that U.S. arms were being carried by terrorists in Gaza.

The current war in Gaza, which will probably escalate across the Middle East, can all thus be attributed to many factors, one of which would be Joe Biden who botched the Afghan withdrawal of US forces and abandoned billions of dollars of high-end US weaponry to be used by terror groups like Hamas and Hezbollah to slaughter innocent Jewish civilians.

Gaza Latest: Israel Now Bombing Rubble into Rubble

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Gaza Latest: Israel Now Bombing Rubble into Rubble

GAZA LATEST: “If we see any movement in the bombed rubble, we bomb that until the rubble is even smaller pieces of rubble,” a senior IDF officer revealed to Haaretz news.

How small rubble should be bombed in the Palestinian enclave is not yet known, but some commentators think that the Israelis want to make sand.

“If you bomb the rubble constantly, eventually it becomes sand. I suppose the entirety of Gaza may become one big sandy beach where tourists can come and hotels can be built,” an Israeli real estate magnate in Tel Aviv commented during a TV interview.

It’s all understandable, though, mess with the bull — get the horns. If it were not for the Hamas idiots egged on by shit-stirrers in Iran, none of this shit would be happening. By stoking the wrath of Israel, Hamas has brought ruin on the already ruined Palestinian people who in 75 years have squandered their time in building up their cities with the most basic services instead using the billions of foreign aid they receive to spend on rockets and weapons purchased from Afghanistan after the botched Biden exit which left billions of dollars of high-end US weapons in the country.

Greta Thunberg Training to be Hamas Suicide Bomber

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Greta Thunberg Training to be Hamas Suicide Bomber

“I am moving to Iran to be trained to be a Hamas suicide bomber. The good thing about this is that they use sustainable materials to create the vests and once the explosives are detonated my remains will be biodegradable, offsetting my carbon footprint,” Greta Thunberg told the BBC on Monday.

The Swedish climate activist has sided with Hamas terrorists and is willing to be trained in Jihadist terrorist techniques to be a Hamas suicide bomber by specialist Iranian instructors in creating terror in the Middle East and Israel. The activist will also be schooled in Jihadist ideology and how to press the button to detonate the vest.

“We welcome Greta to our Hamas and Hezbollah training camp in Iran. She will be given training in many techniques on creating terror, genocide and eradicating Israelis,” Abdul Hosseini, an Iranian terror operative, revealed to the Tehran Times.

“All I need is my veggie Swedish meatballs, some mashed potato and a little gravy and I will be okay in Tehran. It is going to be fun, I can’t wait to try out the suicide bomb vest,” Thunberg told BBC News.

Greta Thunberg has also been told by Iranian Shiite clerics that she will get 72 Nobel Peace Prizes shaped like dildos when she goes to heaven after detonation.

The Social Media Model That Caused War, Chaos, Polarisation

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The Social Media Model That Caused War, Chaos, Polarisation

When social media first appeared on the scene, the Daily Squib immediately noted how the exploitative system was inherently a tool for governmental surveillance of the population, intrusive, totalitarian in nature and essentially a politically charged mechanism creating increased levels of polarisation which could easily be manipulated to create chaos and discord as well as misinformation. Looks like we were right.

Populations around the globe are now more polarised than ever, we now are seeing the rewards of social networks with increased war, discord, chaos and uprisings.

The people responsible for this foray into pandemonium simply do not care about the consequences of their actions in the first place. They are happily profiting off using the masses as cash cows of content for their platforms, whilst reaping huge payouts from advertising and selling off user data to marketing managers and governmental intelligence agencies.

If you at any point in time put up a profile of yourself using your real name and details, you are not only a fucking idiot but have now been compromised for eternity on the World Wide Web. Not only are you a sucker, but your every move, every action and every thought is tracked, logged and used against you. Teenagers do and say silly things, this is a natural process of growing up, however do you really want all of your teenage angst and embarrassing gaffs to haunt you for the rest of your life. Adults do and say silly things, now your every brain fart can be used against you at any time in the future leading you to lose your job, be labelled unjustly, judged and convicted all without any legal court involved.

People are now visited in the middle of the night by state police officers, dragged out of their beds and never seen again simply because of a social media post they may have written many years ago which is now deemed as bad. This happens a lot in places like China and Russia, and even in the West. Social media companies readily help the CCP or any other totalitarian repressive regime to have their citizens arrested simply for voicing their right to speech.

What was touted as bringing humans further together and opening up cultural barriers has been the exact opposite, and now humanity is paying the price for social media proliferation. The majority of the population have been tricked into joining social media now, and have compromised themselves for life. It is nigh on impossible to extricate the data mined from you and your behaviour, and you will be stuck for life/labelled/pigeonholed/judged and exploited within the quick sand of the social media swamp.

To have a modicum of privacy these days is the new frontier for humanity, which has effectively been eviscerated, raped and exploited beyond comprehension by Silicon Valley dictators and control freaks. The nerds certainly had their revenge, that’s for sure, and the world is paying the price for their punishment called “social media”.

Thanks to social media and networks we are now condemned to a cycle of increased war, violence, chaos and polarisation rising at an exponential level year on year.

Jeremy Hunt and Sunak to Blame For Tory Election Defeat

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Jeremy Hunt and Sunak to Blame For Tory Election Defeat

Instead of capitalising on Brexit and bigging-up the economy, these two miscreants Jeremy Hunt and Sunak have not only fucked over the Tories but killed off Brexit. If you can’t understand that increasing taxes and fomenting a great depression in the economy is not a good thing, then you’re a Jeremy Hunt (_unt). Tory election defeat is now a certainty.

Deterring business, punishing small business, punishing start-ups, deterring foreign business, high taxation, high inflation, are just some of the mistakes this insolent government have perpetrated on Britain.

Again, it will be up to Reform UK to show the socialist Tories in their Tory election defeat how things are done. Over half of the former Tory voters and Brexiteers have moved there.

Sunak ruined Britain’s economy whilst he was Chancellor by borrowing trillions to furlough failing businesses during a lockdown that should never have happened. If the need for a lockdown during the pandemic was so great, it effectively eviscerated the entire economy. Failing businesses should have been allowed to fail, instead they were propped up at huge cost to the taxpayer. The socialists Jeremy Hunt and Sunak are in no way Tories and should be in the Labour Party. Furlough cash that was handed out by the trillion was lost to fraudsters and written off by Sunak.

Jeremy Hunt needed to put a pair of electrodes on Britain’s gonads to kickstart the economy (Truss’s idea which was ruined by Remainers) by lowering taxes and reducing business red tape, reducing or killing off VAT (an EU tax), opening up Britain to foreign business — instead he killed off the economy further stifling it into a stupor. Kickstarting manufacturing in Britain would have brought trillions into the economy, but instead Hunt taxed and hindered it to a standstill.

You could have Humpty Dumpty up for the next election and they would win. The Tory Party are no longer Tories, and the unelected technocrat Sunak with his remainer mate Hunt are to blame for the entire fiasco. When Labour wins, say goodbye to the economy, say goodbye to Brexit and say goodbye to Britain as a nation as it will dissolve under further huge debt mountains brought on by profligate socialist spending — pretty much the same as the Tories then.

What’s Up With Britney?

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What’s Up With Britney?

Looks like the schizoid Britney Spears is losing it once again, as she makes a video dancing around with kitchen knives whilst miming cutting her own throat.

“These autotune pop stars who were basically puppets of record companies and management deals are now finally becoming conscious of how they were used in the past. Yes, they made some millions, but the people who controlled them made even more money off these puppets. Once their stardom fades, they finally realise the magnitude of the exploitation they have been victim,” a former record executive revealed.

To see Britney Spears’ psychosis stuck in some outdated vulgarly furnished McMansion somewhere in Los Angeles is a sight of pure despair, her jerky dance movements and obvious anguish in her eyes tells a lot more than the kitchen knives she waves around. This is an exploited human being who needs help, but unfortunately when it comes to the Music Biz, there is never any help — just pure exploitation.

“Last time I saw her like this, she was running rampage through LA with a bald shaved head and an umbrella,” one of her handlers noted.

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