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ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

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BBC: “It was a ‘mistake’ that we deliberately doctored the Trump speech”

Net Zero? EV Sales to Halt in UK After Reeves Tax

Hamas Terrorist Could Replace Disgraced BBC Head Tim Davie

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

Visit the Third World City that Defines a New Britain

COPOUT30 – Net Zero – Equality in Poverty and Low Energy

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax – Reeves Just Killed Off the UK Motor Industry and EV Market

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SCUNTHORPE - England - Rachel Reeves and her reckless policies stand to wreck the UK motor industry with the Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax.

Gaia-X Summit 2025 Marks the Next Phase in Federated and Trusted Digital Ecosystems

Labour Just Killed Off the Uber/Bolt Business – Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax

Labour Now Blames Diego Maradona and the “Hand of God” for Tax Rises

NEWS ON THE HOUR

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1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump

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Commissar Reeves: “Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!”

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Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder

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Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion

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Scientists: “Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day”

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Gordon Brown Eats Own Hand

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BNP Leader Nick Griffin Thanks Brown For EU Win

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Balls to Sing Castrato

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Tories Relief After Brown Stays

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Exclusive Footage of Amy Winehouse Rehearsing in St Lucia Released

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Comrade Smith: "My Job Is Done Here"

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MP Arrested After Stealing From Blind Beggar

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Prince Harry Plays Polo in New York Celebrity Charity Match

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Gordon Brown to Put P45 on Expenses

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Tory MP Caught Paying Tax

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Windsors to Invade Normandy D-Day Beach

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No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH NEWS SATIRE

ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

EVEN MORE NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

BBC: “It was a ‘mistake’ that we deliberately doctored the Trump speech”

Net Zero? EV Sales to Halt in UK After Reeves Tax

Hamas Terrorist Could Replace Disgraced BBC Head Tim Davie

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

Visit the Third World City that Defines a New Britain

COPOUT30 – Net Zero – Equality in Poverty and Low Energy

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

SATIRE NEWS

Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax – Reeves Just Killed Off the UK Motor Industry and EV Market

Gaia-X Summit 2025 Marks the Next Phase in Federated and Trusted Digital Ecosystems

Labour Just Killed Off the Uber/Bolt Business – Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax

Labour Now Blames Diego Maradona and the “Hand of God” for Tax Rises

NEWS ON THE HOUR

1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump

Commissar Reeves: “Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!”

Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder

Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion

Scientists: “Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day”

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

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“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”