“I was just going on and on one day in a coffee shop when it hit me. My conspiracy theory was all bull, not just one bit but all of it,” Mr Blanco revealed.

Amid a lot of soul searching, one theory after another was discounted by Mr. Blanco, until he became enraged prompting him to even throw away his tin-foil hat into a dumpster.

The prominent conspiracy theorist even has his own local radio talk show with tens of listeners.

“I had to go on there and confess. I was a conscientious conspiracy theorist and I was hanging my boots up. It’s okay to question, but my theory was so stupid that even other conspiracy theorists and researchers would shun me,” a distraught Blanco told the local Huntsville Echo.

So what was the theory?

“I, I believed in Hope, I believed in Change. I used to say ‘Yes, We Can!’ and I, I’m so ashamed of myself. I gotta live with myself for voting for THAT theory and believing everything about it. I can’t even mention the name of the person who I stole the original conspiracy theory from. I voted twice. Oh the disgrace.”

After becoming disillusioned by his own false conspiracy theory, Mr. Blanco decided to give reality a go.

Jensen Butler a media analyst for a Baltimore news agency has revealed some insights into the wave of U.S Flash Mob Robberies committed by ‘young people‘ sweeping the nation.

“Under the tenure of president Obama, we have noticed a marked increase in racial tension and these types of flash mob robs; which usually entails a group of twenty to thirty black teenagers converging on a retail store all at once, then taking as much as they can from the shelves and walking out without paying. This is something that strikes fear into any retail store owner because it cannot be controlled. By the time the police come, usually half-an-hour later, they are all gone. The brazen crime, has no qualms about closed circuit television, and the black teens seem to revel in being filmed committing their flash robberies. What is even more odd, is how the media portrays these crimes. The gangs of ‘young people’ and ‘teen mobs’ are actually ‘African Americans’ and anyone in America who hears these news reports knows exactly what they’re talking about.”

The U.S. media, by using the moniker of ‘young people’ or ‘teenagers’ to describe mobs of African American teens committing crimes, does discriminate against all teens of other colours and races. What the term is in fact doing, is lumping teens of all colours with that of black teens, so therefore all young people are looked upon in a negative light as something to be feared. As for law abiding black teens, unfortunately for them, they are also seen in a negative light as well because of the actions of some of these ‘young people’.

The American media obviously has strict regulations under the Obama regime to not report the news in a factual manner, but to gloss over it in a public relations exercise that actually does more damage to journalism than if events were reported correctly.

“These are essentially guerrilla tactics used to terrorise store owners and people in general, like a mini riot. They organise quickly through some form of social media, then hit the store, then disperse quickly. Law enforcement cannot do anything about them, and this is why it is such an effective way of conducting operations on retail stores. What’s more, these ‘young people’ are supposedly invisible, as the media refuses to even mention their appearance. It’s a perfect crime because they have impunity to continue at their will,” a security analyst in Chicago revealed.