Experts on global migration at the Institute of Institutional Institutes say that mass unfettered immigration is good for globalisation and the one world government.

“Look at humanity as a great soup, you got a little pinch of this, a little pinch of that, then you come up with something different. Maybe something better. If we all had the same genes, the shit would be boring. Who wants that? Besides, from our research, if races intermingle and breed with each other, they create one big better race of humans. It has been going on for thousands of years and it isn’t going to stop whatever the purists try to do,” Professor Denton Chase at the III, told CNN.

On Tuesday, the Oprah Winfrey show pitched a white racist against a black racist. They both were racist and no better than each other.

“Black racists are sometimes worse than white racists, but mildly brown coloured racists can be worse than both black and white. As for the Red Skins, well they’re the most racist of all. And don’t forget the invisible f*cking man, he hates every colour. So there you go folks. We’re all racists and that’s the truth,” Winfrey summed up before calling one of her cameramen a ‘stupid racist cracker bitch’.

Espionage experts at the Swiss Institute of Global Investigation are astounded at the similarities of jihadists controlled by America in the Syria conflict and events that occurred on September 11 2001.

Dr. Erasmus Faust, wrote in a recent journal: “It is a very simple and obvious observation. The CIA are training and funding Al Qaeda in Syria in a bid to overthrow Assad. This shows that certain agencies have no qualms with working with jihadists. How do you think 911 happened? That operation enabled public opinion to okay the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. It is an impossibility that a small group of Arabs could have pulled off such an audacious operation without a vast, well oiled team behind them. 911 also served another very important purpose, it enabled the creation of Homeland Security in America and the destruction of all privacy, as well as introduction of mass surveillance on the public.”

There are also many other little clues that back up the obvious link between controlled ‘jihadist’ robots and a larger global picture.

“Many of the jihadists probably never know who is really pulling the strings or funding them as there are many tiers above them. When they are thinking they are doing Allah’s work and they will get 72 virgins after they die in glory, they are blinded by their simple belief system. If they knew the truth about who was really controlling them, whichever agency it was, CIA, Mossad or whatever, they may get second thoughts.”

PNAC

Since 2001 especially there have been many such instances of terrorist events being utilised by certain governments to introduce draconian laws inhibiting freedom. The UK witnessed their 911 event in 7/7, which immediately was the precursor for a total shutdown of privacy in the UK and an escalation of the Afghan war.

“Make the people fear and they will accept anything if you say it is for their own protection. The Hegelian Dialectic in action. Oh, and don’t forget, always have a government exercise playing in the background on the same day of the attack with a similar scenario to the attack. These both happened on 911 and 7/7.  Leaving religious paraphernalia behind on the scene as well as videos of confessions, selectively placed, always adds to the story. And there you have it, Syrian rebels funded by the CIA, 911 remote control planes and 7/7  detonations from underneath tube train carriages, why else would the holes created by the explosions have the metal from the undercarriage pushed upwards? These are small points pointing to an altogether larger picture. As for collateral damage, it is a small price to pay for a larger global conquest.”

If anyone has any doubts about 911, just watch George W. Bush in that class room. Any concerned leader who did not know about an attack on their country happening would have fled that classroom immediately once hearing about it. Instead, Bush chose to continue sitting down even after being informed by a theatrically obvious alibi agent.

Cui bono?

Not only will the National Health Service cease to exist after 2014, but the benefits system will have to be shut down when millions of Roma hungry for the spoils of Britain descend on the UK.

The most worrying factor in the new free roaming EU directive is the penchant for child snatching by the organised EU gangs who see the UK as easy prey.

“The Roma from Romania and Bulgaria love blond haired blue eyed white children and there will invariably be a vast increase in English kids going missing once they lay their grubby hands on our tiny over populated island. That’s why thanks to the EU, you’ll have to watch your kids 24/7 if you want to keep them. They especially love to hang around outside schools and once they take your child, that’s it, they’re just another statistic. Forget about the police, they’re unmanned and outstretched dealing with EU influx related crimes and traffic stops,” a Grimsby councillor told the BBC.

Some tips on looking after your children once the open door policy comes into full force in January 2014

1) Don’t ever let your kids out of the house without a trusted adult supervising them at all times.

2) Drive your kids everywhere. Do not let them get on public transport at all costs however old they are.

3) Give them mobile phones and tracking devices just in case you let them out of your sight for one second.

4) Playgrounds and parks are now off limits unless really necessary and you are watching them at all times.

5) Never be late to pick your children up from school. Even if they’re teenagers.

6) Don’t let your kids go on school trips.

7) Don’t let your kids play in the back garden unless supervised.

8) Children who do paper rounds are at risk from roaming EU gangs. In other words, no more paper round pocket money for your kids.

9) Install CCTV cameras around your home’s perimeter. This will also capture the crime and anti-social behaviour that will result from the massive influx.

10) Don’t vote for the Conservative or Labour party at the next election or ever again.

11) Oh, and Happy New Year

Drug addicts, gangsters, Mafiosi and all round bad eggs are flocking to the city of Toronto, Canada for a shot at becoming the Mayor of the city.

“You can do anything you want and not get fired. That’s a very appealing perk of the job. Not only that, you get paid for the job alongside the money you can make in any shady business of your choice,” Nicolo Gambino, a hit man from New Jersey, USA, told CNN.

Toronto’s current mayor, Rob Ford, is a fully fledged crack cocaine user who has a penchant for meth and extreme violence as well as degenerate sexual misconduct and he is a celebrated mayor of Toronto with not even a slap on the wrist for his behaviour.

London mayor, Boris Johnson recently voiced his approval for Ford in a BBC interview.

“I, I, you know how should one say this, I admire the man, he can get away with anything. Over here you get crucified for even having a little nooky on the side, or a load of illegitimate children whilst being married. It’s terribly taxing I tell you. The Romans and Torontonians would never have put up with such nit picking.”

“I just want my body back,” the beheaded man told an Al Qaeda affiliated news service in Syria.

The man is also demanding a full compensation package which could run into millions of Dinars if the case goes ahead.

For now, the man’s head is languishing in a fridge freezer and attempts to sew his head back onto his body have been unsuccessful.

Mahmoud Al Jizzeera, one of the rebels involved in the beheading explained how sorry the team were for chopping the head of the wrong man off.

“It was a mistake anyone could make. We were told to behead a man with a beard holding a gun and shouting Akbars every two seconds. Just take a look around,  you’d be hard pressed to find anyone else,” Mahmoud Al Qitira, another jihadist rebel leader exclaimed.”