Keynes was British, and the EU elite communists in Germany are clueless when it comes to homogeneity within a fiscal system like the EU.
Germany never really had a world empire, they tried twice through war to do that but failed miserably.
Britain, on the other hand, had the British Empire which although faded, still has remnants remaining across the world.
If the Germans want to keep the EU, they should thus hand over complete control to Britain. We are much more qualified in micro managing vast empires than they are.
The Germans would of course be given a say in running the show, but would be asked politely to take a back seat.
The future of the EU is thus an entity led and controlled completely by Britain.
Drunk tube train drivers have voted to strike and will do so in the pub, tube drivers and the RMT union has revealed.
Speaking from the Dog and Duck in Canning Town, Alf Trundle, a drunk tube train driver for thirty years spoke of his plight.
“Acshhhhually I’ve been drrrunk on the job for thirty long yearshhh. The ovver day some jobshworth comesh up ta me-e-e. The liile Hitler shaid I got the shack. I shaid to ‘im, if I’ve got the shack my mates will shtrike. Nah, fack off, I’ve got to get to Mornington Crescent for a top up.”
It is estimated that on any given day 75% of tube drivers are doing their jobs sozzled out of their minds.
The tube strike will last for as long as it takes to get the drunk train drivers re-instated and with new crates of whisky in stations.
David Cameron will tell parliament to give MPs a pay rise in the coming months because “the people have said we deserve another one”.
The Prime Minister will use a speech to the British Chambers of Commerce annual conference in London to praise MPs for the outstanding work they have done and urge them to ensure voters feel the benefit of another parliamentary pay hike.
“Thank you people, it is with great confidence that I shall soon announce a further pay rise for MPs. The workers, or proles as I like to call them work for us, and the harder they work, the better our salary gets. It is only just that we sometimes give back to the people, and this is why we want to extend our gratitude by allowing employers to extend working hours for low paid workers so they never stop working but keep on earning,” Mr Cameron added.
Karl Rose, 24, a gamer from New York recalls the moment he saw the presentation video: “It blew my fucking mind man. My eyes rolled up in ecstasy and there was this big smile on my face but I must have been having a fit because people say froth was streaming out of my mouth. I left a puddle of drool over the floor and some douche slipped on it.”
Other gamers, once seeing the footage, broke into a fight whilst debating whether the graphics were real or not, some even suggesting that it was just a real cop chase video others suggesting it was a bank of supercomputers linked up running the game and not a measly console.
“This is the future of gaming. No more shitty cartoon graphics and stupid unreal physics. We aimed to take the game out of the box and into real life. We present to the world GTA 6. Release date will be 6th June 2016. Thank you all for watching,” Rockstar Games’ chief animator, Doug Gaines told the group of assembled gamers and journalists on Tuesday.
The Greek Syriza contingent were today having a nice barbecue in a courtyard somewhere in the finance ministry in Athens when Wolfgang Schäuble turned up in his wheelchair clutching a bottle of Liebfraumilch.
“What’s this I hear about you Greeks, leaking stories with more lies to the press about a six month extension and bridging deals? You Schweinhunds have the temerity to spread lies about what you think the EU is doing? You can go to the Russians but they don’t have anything to give you, and if you steal from them like you have from the EU, they will gut you all before taking their money back. How about some war reparations, you swine, you think this is a good way to negotiate? Well, here is my answer.”
Greek ministers were then astounded to see the German finance minister drink the whole bottle of cheap German wine, then take out his todger and piss all over the barbecued meat before wheeling himself out.
Feminists who sometimes breed or have sperm donors are encouraged by a young lady who aborted her baby because it was male.
“The hatred we feel for men is immeasurable therefore we are advising all feminists worldwide to kill as many male babies as they can. If every woman only gave birth to females, eventually there would be no males in the world, and we would all be happy. The earth would be saved,” Nicole Shitringer, a feminist activist from California, told Femen Week magazine.
The feminist doctrine is one that has increased in fervour by leaps and bounds within the last few years with ever more increasing anti-male hatred being assimilated into mainstream policy.
“This is a great opportunity to kill more male babies. We want them all dead, all men are rapists. When I saw the 8-month aborted foetus come out of me still alive I laughed as they put it in the bin still squirming. I hate men and to see these rapists all dead makes my heart fill with joy. Come on sisters, we must carry on murdering them. More dead male babies. We are their mothers, and we want to kill them, to make them suffer for being born male,” Shitringer added.
British Equalities Minister, Harriet Harperson voiced her approval: “The young feminist lady who aborted her male baby is a heroine and should be honoured for her bravery. By killing a baby which is male, she has done a great service to women across the world.”
America has always been a white Christian led entity but thanks to President Obama, those days are now in the past, and the president’s plan to flood the country with millions of South Americans is a death knell on the Conservative overall plan for America.
“From the inception of America, whites have always had the upper hand, this strategy was proved quite succinctly with the annihilation of the Native Americans in one of the world’s largest genocides ever recorded. Where the constitution always claimed freedom and rights for everyone, this was clearly not the case as white Americans ruled everything, from politics, to business, to films and all forms of entertainment. This is why Obama is now flooding the country. You will not see so many white faces any more, just brown and black. Where white Americans have stopped breeding, the others will breed like rabbits increasing their populations at a momentous rate. This is the end of the Republican nation, as they will not have any support for their party in future elections. That’s when we come for the guns. The population will be so fractured and indoctrinated in anti-gun sentiment that it will not even raise a yelp,” Democratic senator, Earl D. Wayne told CNN on Monday.
The final bell has tolled for conservatism in America.
Scientists have warned of the dangers of three-parent babies, a process that could create some serious mutations.
“What if one of these spawned babies was from an extreme left wing Marxist twat, the other a beer swilling xenophobic fascist maniac and the other from a Zionist europhile posho? The consequences for our nation would be catastrophic,” Arthur Binglswerth, the MP for Chulforth, Essex, told the House of Commons on Friday.
The Commons Select Committee on three parent babies will convene on Tuesday for a mass debate on the subject.
The Daily Squib predicted correctly that Greece’s anti-austerity party, Syriza would back track on their promises to the people that voted them in. Tsipras is now talking about going along with the ECB and forgetting anti-austerity big talk.
For eurosceptics, this news of Syriza betraying the people is good news indeed because it means Greece will continue to be in the eurozone and will eventually destroy it.
“Political and economic union cannot exist with a ball and chain like Greece in the mix. Therefore, by having the Greeks in the eurozone will continue to tamper with the euro for many years to come. Eventually after the foolish EU has pumped more billions into Greece’s black hole it will damage the union irreparably. It’s a good day for the end of the EU when they bend over for Greece for the umpteenth time. Criminals and thieves are hard to reform and the EU has to learn the hard way, by losing their currency and union,” a eurosceptic politician in Brussels revealed on Sunday.
As for Greenspan’s recent comments, they will fall on deaf ears as the ECB, IMF and other lenders will be happy that Tsipras has reneged on his deal with the population who voted him and his party in.
The sick man of Europe is now destitute, limping around with a begging bowl. What Greek gift can be given back now, but a big dose of karma?
“This is what the Greeks get, they had no hesitation in ripping people off. They had no hesitation in taking vast subsidies and working two day weeks. There were Athens subway cleaners making 65k per annum, who owned holiday houses on Crete. With all the corruption, backhanders, nepotism and cronyism, the reaper must finally visit Greece’s foray into the eurozone. The EU is now more prepared than it was in the last Greek crisis, and will not hesitate in cutting Greece loose from the eurozone with one unholy snip. They fucked us, but this time we fucked back,” a German technocrat revealed on Thursday.
