Prime Minister David Cameron, is appealing to eurosceptics within the Conservative party: “I would like to reiterate the point that it would be in Britain’s interests to stay in the EU, purely on an economic basis. If we pull out too early, there would be an almighty mess and it would be a premature splurge. I have agreed on an In-Out EU referendum, and a bit of In-Out is okay in my book, we must pump the EU for as many reforms as we can, that is if that Junckers Stuka cockblocker does not get in the way of our toing and froing. Legs akimbo, the EU wants full entry for the UK, but releasing all our stuff over its leg won’t do either, we must penetrate deep and change things to suit our interests, not theirs.”
Chukobama: Labour’s Ticket to Election Success in 10/15 Years Time
Enter Chuka Umanna (Chukobama), someone who is dedicated to taking the reins of the Labour party and steer it to success in about 10 or 15 years time.
“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek,” Chuka said on the Andrew Marr show yesterday.
In other words, more of the same bollocks.
ELECTION Update: “Here Bro You Can Have This Back”
This is certainly no time to gloat over the destruction meted out by the electorate on the dismal failure of an Ed Miliband led Labour party for the general election 2015, but on second thoughts why not? The cards were already dealt a long time ago, and Ed’s misery is only compounded by his resignation today. It was just a case of relying on the Daily Squib’s Oracle, who we consult on occasion; and who predicted dead accurately the final election result a full ten days before the event.
Carved in Stone
Labour’s undoing was in its leadership, amidst comical props, naïve celebutards, and multiple kitchens. The hypocrisy was intoxicating, permeating across the atmosphere like a torrid boil on the end of a herpes infected todger.
Satire does reflect reality and vice versa, but this election exceeded all expectations, it was moderately entertaining watching the hoop jumping.
“I have something lodged in my back. Ouch, what is that?” Ed Miliband was overheard saying today. Well, Ed, look around, you may see your brother Dave lurking, he returned a little gift for you.
Last Days: Obama’s Scorched Earth Policy
“The riots in Baltimore, Ferguson and wherever are indications that the final days, months of Obama’s dictatorial reign will end with a policy of burning bridges built over years by previous presidents.
“Successive administrations have dealt with America’s racial divides by either ignoring them or mending them, but Obama has been instrumental in stoking the flames of racial hatred and division.
“Just as in Iraq and the Middle East, Obama has undone any progress made with the Bush surge, which military commanders would tell you was the answer to continued insurgency gains.
“There are similarities to the British socialist party, Labour’s final disastrous ensemble, where Gordon Brown, the then leader of the party, adopted the same scorched earth policy. Brown knew he and his cronies were on the way out and spent every penny in the coffers, even going as far as to get Labour minister, Liam Byrne to leave a note in the Treasury, ‘Dear Chief Secretary, I’m sorry to tell you there is no money… kind regards and good luck’.
“Britain was left with a £2 Trillion deficit which is peanuts compared to what Obama is leaving the next U.S. administration, but it still illustrates the point.”
The Oracle Reveals General Election Victory Answer
The oracles that reside in the ether and transmogrified effervescence have revealed their answer.
David Cameron will win the 2015 General Election to continue the just mission of taking Britain forward, not backwards.
The oracle cannot be judged for the decisions are already set in stone nothing can change it…not even the BBC.
Exclusive: Hacked Russian Obama emails Revealed
For security reasons some of the correspondence has been redacted from the Obama emails.
Apr 12, 2013
From: [email protected]
Need another trip on Airforce One. That thing uses up taxpayer dollars like water. I say we fly around a bit take in some sights. Michelle says she never seen Iceland.
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May 8, 2013
From: [email protected]
What the hell you talkin about Obamacare site don’t work?!?!? Just give them Obamaphones and they be happy. Tell em anything they want to hear. I’m in a golf game here.
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Feb 27, 2014
From: [email protected]
Just saw the news. Russians invaded Ukraine. Dang I didn’t see that comin. Sheesh back to the golf course I guess.
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Jun 5, 2014
From: [email protected]
Gotta message on my Blackberry turned on the news. It say some dudes called ISIS just started an offensive in Iraq taking major cities. Hell, I got me some popcorn root beer and m&ms sitting here watching it with my feet up.
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Jan 15, 2015
From: [email protected]
Yo I ordered up 20 mins ago I got da chronic. Mmm hmm, triple cheeseburger, some fries and mufuggin couple sodas and shit, and hot apple turnover and all dat old shit. Wooo I’m gonna get my munch onnn!!!
Baltimore: Shopping For RT Reporters
The locals of Baltimore were filmed shopping for RT reporters and seem to have bagged one of their bags.
“It’s just another day in Obama’s America. The Russians were just getting a taster of what it’s really like to be swarmed by a pack of ‘young people'”, Enus McFarlaine, Deputy for the Baltimore Police told CBS local.
The packs of young people caused another riot, with some converging from all over America in a well-organised operation.
Flash Crash: Wife Swapping in the Suburbs? Nah, Algo Trading
High frequency trading is no biggie, it’s been going on for years. Gone are the days of looking at the fundamentals or charts of indices/companies, instead, the manipulated markets are rife with fakery and spoofing.
Nav Sarao, dubbed the Hound of Hounslow is one such example. Operating from a semi in the suburbs, he was caught because his fake orders caused the flash crash of 2010 when the Dow dropped 1000 points in a few seconds.
These days the markets rarely mirror reality but are gamed by millions of algo traders in banks, in suburban houses, in sheds, wherever. It’s good to know that the pension funds and assorted other stuff you own is all linked to the markets because the manipulated unnatural movements could literally go anywhere in milliseconds.
Next time you walk down some drab dreary suburb, just think to yourself of the assortment of atrocities, financial or wife related that are going on.
