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Exclusive: Hacked Russian Obama emails Revealed

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Looks like those Russian hackers did not get much info from those Obama emails and U.S. Intelligence is not too worried about the hacking incident as some of the emails reveal.

 

 

For security reasons some of the correspondence has been redacted from the Obama emails.

 

Apr 12, 2013

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Need another trip on Airforce One. That thing uses up taxpayer dollars like water. I say we fly around a bit take in some sights. Michelle says she never seen Iceland.

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May 8, 2013

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

What the hell you talkin about Obamacare site don’t work?!?!? Just give them Obamaphones and they be happy. Tell em anything they want to hear. I’m in a golf game here.

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Feb 27, 2014

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Just saw the news. Russians invaded Ukraine. Dang I didn’t see that comin. Sheesh back to the golf course I guess.

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Jun 5, 2014

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Gotta message on my Blackberry turned on the news. It say some dudes called ISIS just started an offensive in Iraq taking major cities. Hell, I got me some popcorn root beer and m&ms sitting here watching it with my feet up.

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Jan 15, 2015

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Yo I ordered up 20 mins ago I got da chronic. Mmm hmm, triple cheeseburger, some fries and mufuggin couple sodas and shit, and hot apple turnover and all dat old shit. Wooo I’m gonna get my munch onnn!!!

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