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Baltimore: Shopping For RT Reporters

BALTIMORE - USA - The Star Spangled Banner was certainly not playing when the locals came out to play yesterday, at one point even going as far as to rob an RT reporter of her bag.

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The locals of Baltimore were filmed shopping for RT reporters and seem to have bagged one of their bags.

“It’s just another day in Obama’s America. The Russians were just getting a taster of what it’s really like to be swarmed by a pack of ‘young people'”, Enus McFarlaine, Deputy for the Baltimore Police told CBS local.

The packs of young people caused another riot, with some converging from all over America in a well-organised operation.

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