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Chukobama: Labour’s Ticket to Election Success in 10/15 Years Time

LONDON - England - Labour's election failure was precipitous, but from within their ranks, the ailing party is now pushing for a new contender after Ed Miliband's comedic effort.

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Enter Chuka Umanna (Chukobama), someone who is dedicated to taking the reins of the Labour party and steer it to success in about 10 or 15 years time.

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek,” Chuka said on the Andrew Marr show yesterday.

In other words, more of the same bollocks.

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