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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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  1. no way a person who lived the way she did convert to islam
    being the dull silly person that she is
    islam is chosen by those who have worked their brains throughout their lives by meditating and reflecting
    as god rewards these people who valued their brains by leading them to a path he desires

  2. Praise to Paris Hilton you have come home to Islam the most beautiful peacefull religion. You have found Allah as he has found you. May blessings come upon you and you shall recieve true peace in heaven. You must tell others of Islam and spread the word far and wide. Your friends your family and other celbrity.

  3. Thank for Allah (God) That I am muslim and welcoùme to Paris Hilton to Islam. Islam is only way to get paradais and live in peace, and know the meaning of real life.

  4. Islam is able to transform any human human being. All your past sins are forgiven and start your life anew. You have chosen the most appropriate name. May Almighty God guide you to Jannah.

    • wow. amazing discount for criminals. Hmmm….. lets do some naughty stuff and then convert ..

      • Nope , it doesn’t work like this Bro , discounts and rewards only for true believers who earnestly convert to Islam out of any delusive intentions or disadvantages , Peace .

  5. Typical of extreme personalities,one extreme to the other,just a new way to become the center of attention. Not with standing this report my be some kind of parody.

  6. I’m sure this is parody. However, if it is true, those child rapist can have at that skank.

  7. Islam is the highest of all. Islam is Universe. Islam not worship idols. Islam is PURE. Islam help you. Islam is beautiful.

    Praise is only for Allah,
    Lord of the Universe.

    The most Kind, the most Merciful.

    The master of the Day of Judgement.

    You alone we worship and to you alone we pray for help.

    Show us the straight way,

    The way of those whom you have blessed.

    Who have not deserved your anger,

    Nor gone astray.

    Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illaallaah, wa ash-hadu
    anna Muhammadan-ar-rasool ullaah
    http://www.muslimconverts.com/shahadah/converting.htm

    • No one came here to voice religious opinions. Please save this and all such religious recruitment for the proper venue please.

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  9. Tahirah Alhamdulillah you will pass through heavens gate and greet by Allah. You ahve made the right choice. Islam is religion of peace. You chose the only religion thay true.

  10. Lol.. She is an Atheist before and NOT a Christian… moreover she still is an Atheist.. You ppl are no.1 in spreading lies and hoaxes… don’t knw what u get from it

  11. http://www.5pillarz.com/video/i-wanted-to-kill-mulims-but-then-i-became-one/

    And your Lord has decreed that you not worship except Him, and to parents, good treatment. Whether one or both of them reach old age [while] with you, say not to them [so much as], “uff,” and do not repel them but speak to them a noble word.

    And lower to them the wing of humility out of mercy and say, “My Lord, have mercy upon them as they brought me up [when I was] small.”

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    And give the relative his right, and [also] the poor and the traveler, and do not spend wastefully.

    Indeed, the wasteful are brothers of the devils, and ever has Satan been to his Lord ungrateful.

    And if you [must] turn away from the needy awaiting mercy from your Lord which you expect, then speak to them a gentle word.

    And do not make your hand [as] chained to your neck or extend it completely and [thereby] become blamed and insolvent.Indeed, your Lord extends provision for whom He wills and restricts [it]. Indeed He is ever, concerning His servants, Acquainted and Seeing.

    And do not kill your children for fear of poverty. We provide for them and for you. Indeed, their killing is ever a great sin.

    And do not approach unlawful sexual intercourse. Indeed, it is ever an immorality and is evil as a way

    And do not kill the soul which Allah has forbidden, except by right. And whoever is killed unjustly – We have given his heir authority, but let him not exceed limits in [the matter of] taking life. Indeed, he has been supported [by the law].

    And do not approach the property of an orphan, except in the way that is best, until he reaches maturity. And fulfill [every] commitment. Indeed, the commitment is ever [that about which one will be] questioned.

    And give full measure when you measure, and weigh with an even balance. That is the best [way] and best in result.

    And do not pursue that of which you have no knowledge. Indeed, the hearing, the sight and the heart – about all those [one] will be questioned.And do not walk upon the earth exultantly. Indeed, you will never tear the earth [apart], and you will never reach the mountains in height.

    The Prophet said, “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day should not hurt (trouble) his neighbor. And I advise you to take care of the women, for they are created from a rib and the most crooked portion of the rib is its upper part; if you try to straighten it, it will break, and if you leave it, it will remain crooked, so I urge you to take care of the women.

    ‘Abdullah bin ‘Amr bin Al-‘as (May Allah be pleased with them) reported: Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, “The world is but a (quick passing) enjoyment; and the best enjoyment of the world is a pious and virtuous woman”.

    Allah’s Apostle said, “You will be rewarded for whatever you spend for Allah’s sake even if it were a morsel which you put in your wife’s mouth

    It was narrated from Ibn ‘Abbas that: the Prophet said: “The best of you is the one who is best to his wife, and I am the best of you to my wives

    Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, “The most perfect man in his faith among the believers is the one whose behaviour is most excellent; and the best of you are those who are the best to their wives

    Allah’s Apostle was on a journey and he had a black slave called Anjasha, and he was driving the camels (very fast, and there were women riding on those camels). Allah’s Apostle said, “Waihaka (May Allah be merciful to you), O Anjasha! Drive slowly (the camels) with the glass vessels (women

    Abu Sa’eed Al-Khudri narrated that : the Messenger of Allah said: “Whoever has three daughters, or three sisters, or two daughters, or two sisters and he keeps good company with them and fears Allah regarding them, then Paradise is for him

    The Messenger has believed in what was revealed to him from his Lord, and [so have] the believers. All of them have believed in Allah and His angels and His books and His messengers, [saying], “We make no distinction between any of His messengers.” And they say, “We hear and we obey. [We seek] Your forgiveness, our Lord, and to You is the [final] destination.”

    Allah does not charge a soul except [with that within] its capacity. It will have [the consequence of] what [good] it has gained, and it will bear [the consequence of] what [evil] it has earned. “Our Lord, do not impose blame upon us if we have forgotten or erred. Our Lord, and lay not upon us a burden like that which You laid upon those before us. Our Lord, and burden us not with that which we have no ability to bear. And pardon us; and forgive us; and have mercy upon us. You are our protector, so give us victory over the disbelieving people.”

    [The time of] their account has approached for the people, while they are in heedlessness turning away

    But whoever kills a believer intentionally – his recompense is Hell, wherein he will abide eternally, and Allah has become angry with him and has cursed him and has prepared for him a great punishment.

    Because of that, We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land – it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one – it is as if he had saved mankind entirely. And our messengers had certainly come to them with clear proofs. Then indeed many of them, [even] after that, throughout the land, were transgressors.

    And do not kill the soul which Allah has forbidden, except by right. And whoever is killed unjustly – We have given his heir authority, but let him not exceed limits in [the matter of] taking life. Indeed, he has been supported [by the

    Messenger of Allah () said, “A believer continues to guard his Faith (and thus hopes for Allah’s Mercy) so long as he does not shed blood unjustly”.

    And those who do not invoke with Allah another deity or kill the soul which Allah has forbidden [to be killed], except by right, and do not commit unlawful sexual intercourse. And whoever should do that will meet a penalty.

    i think all the world know this story
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v

    • The Big Thing Anyone read Bible With Open Mind With Science

      …Never Back To Be Christian Again

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euqv3p0HFYs&feature=share

      I Love Juses soooooooooo much As Great prophet Peace Be Upon Him

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      Allah , the Eternal Refuge.
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      Nor is there to Him any equivalent

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      Every soul will taste death, and you will only be given your [full] compensation on the Day of Resurrection. So he who is drawn away from the Fire and admitted to Paradise has attained [his desire]. And what is the life of this world except the enjoyment of delusion.

      Had there been within the heavens and earth gods besides Allah , they both would have been ruined. So exalted is Allah , Lord of the Throne, above what they describe.

      Those messengers – some of them We caused to exceed others. Among them were those to whom Allah spoke, and He raised some of them in degree. And We gave Jesus, the Son of Mary, clear proofs, and We supported him with the Pure Spirit. If Allah had willed, those [generations] succeeding them would not have fought each other after the clear proofs had come to them. But they differed, and some of them believed and some of them disbelieved. And if Allah had willed, they would not have fought each other, but Allah does what He intends.

      O People of the Scripture, do not commit excess in your religion or say about Allah except the truth. The Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, was but a messenger of Allah and His word which He directed to Mary and a soul [created at a command] from Him. So believe in Allah and His messengers. And do not say, “Three”; desist – it is better for you. Indeed, Allah is but one God. Exalted is He above having a son. To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. And sufficient is Allah as Disposer of affairs.

      They have certainly disbelieved who say that Allah is Christ, the son of Mary. Say, “Then who could prevent Allah at all if He had intended to destroy Christ, the son of Mary, or his mother or everyone on the earth?” And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them. He creates what He wills, and Allah is over all things competent.

      And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous.

      The Messiah, son of Mary, was not but a messenger; [other] messengers have passed on before him. And his mother was a supporter of truth. They both used to eat food. Look how We make clear to them the signs; then look how they are deluded.

      They have certainly disbelieved who say, ” Allah is the Messiah, the son of Mary” while the Messiah has said, “O Children of Israel, worship Allah , my Lord and your Lord.” Indeed, he who associates others with Allah – Allah has forbidden him Paradise, and his refuge is the Fire. And there
      are not for the wrongdoers any helpers.

      Then do they not reflect upon the Qur’an? If it had been from [any] other than Allah , they would have found within it much contradiction.

    • No Brother We Are Not Killers

      But whoever kills a believer intentionally – his recompense is Hell, wherein he will abide eternally, and Allah has become angry with him and has cursed him and has prepared for him a great punishment.

      Because of that, We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land – it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one – it is as if he had saved mankind entirely. And our messengers had certainly come to them with clear proofs. Then indeed many of them, [even] after that, throughout the land, were transgressors.

      And do not kill the soul which Allah has forbidden, except by right. And whoever is killed unjustly – We have given his heir authority, but let him not exceed limits in [the matter of] taking life. Indeed, he has been supported [by the

      Messenger of Allah () said, “A believer continues to guard his Faith (and thus hopes for Allah’s Mercy) so long as he does not shed blood unjustly”.

      And those who do not invoke with Allah another deity or kill the soul which Allah has forbidden [to be killed], except by right, and do not commit unlawful sexual intercourse. And whoever should do that will meet a penalty.

      i think all the world know this story
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_miXg5nmUw&feature=share

    • Who started the First World War ? Muslims ?
      Who started the second World War? Muslims ?
      lia ? Muslims ?
      Who Threw Nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki ? Muslims ?
      Who Killed more than 100 millions of Red Indians in North America? Muslims ?
      Who killed more than 50 millions of Red Indians in South America? Muslims ?
      Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and killed 88% of them and threw in atlantic oceans? Muslims ?

      Before all that you have to specify the meaning of terrorism well; Had a non-Muslim has to do something wrong, they then just be a crime, but while the Muslim committing the same mistake it then described terrorism!!!
      So first you do not double standards and you will know who are the real terrorist

      • Who killed Jews of Khaibar?
        Who invaded persia,Arabia and turned into rat infest muslim nation?
        Who murdered 80 million Hindus?
        Who destroyed Buddhist In Afghanistan?
        Who attacked Christian Spain way before Crusades?
        Who invaded Christians/Jewish Holy land in Israel?
        Who is leeching welfare in UK,France,Spain,Holland?
        you tell me…..

  12. A lot of idiots posting rubbish on this satirical site. If she turns muslim the sun will rise in the west.. Sorry to burst you bubble She still thinks Majority of the muslims are terror sympathizers

    • Mr. i advice you too to become a believer in Allah,otherwise you will be companion of fire. a person who believes jesus(p.b.u.h.) a messenger of allah is muslim.

  13. Comments are so funny. Don’t you know this is a satire website. They make funny fake news. People like Paris Hilton do more harm than good to Islam, so don’t get excited.

  14. islam nvr taught us to use dis slangs dear so plz cntrl n let wrld spk watevr they wish jst show dem dat we'll nevr change evn if d situation is d most difficult one…..

  15. I'm not going to swear at you like the others because I would be contradicting myself and Islam, anyway if you have opinions that are mean and nasty, then why spread them. A world of hate isn't going to cure anything, hearing this a lot of people should be happy as this celebrity stated that "I have now found total peace in my life" . Also she really has nothing to do with you ,her life is her own as well as most of the people in the Muslim Ummah, therefore your opinion was completely and utterly unnecessary, and I don't think she even knows you exist so your opinion wouldn't make a difference to her.

  16. eh ur a proper "philistine" as ur bible would put it, however gathering from as much relevance as the passages put have to this, have u read the gbible or jus typing stuff in the internet and seeing what looks most relevant, do u know anything about Balaam?he was a prophet that spoke with angels, he's only portrayed wicked later on, ur stupid and god will personally burn u coz ur a dik, a modern hitlor, it takes all sorts to make a world, the crusades are over… why u ask? coz every1who lives on this planet is smarter and far more tolerant than u, who do u think Jesus prefers, a muslim who is kind and helps others and his/her community, or a hateful biggot like u, learn ur own religion u muppet, if all christians were like u the religion woulda died, love each other is what is tought not kill this person coz they dont agree wi me, i hav typed this in txt tok and phonetically coz otherwise i believe ud struggle to read, nobody likes u except ur imaginary pal uve jus started callin god, go join a suicide pact! and u know what god will forgive me for sayin that

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