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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

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By Johnny Wilko
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Paris Hilton wants to spread the word of Islam to the world

“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007,  she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.

By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.

Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.

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  1. you son of whore stop up fu***ing mouth, you eat the the Meat of PIG & let it be eaten by your forefathers.

    • hahahaha you eat the meat of pig……. & guess what??? It’s delicious.. lol
      Love how you want everyone else to shut up & you tell them so by swearing at them… hahahaha too funny..

  6. it seems you guys never read the bible , just keep in your mind there is only one god ,it is useless to turn to Islam if you never had faith. Allah never said to kill somebody on behalf of his name ,.please don't be so foolish but in a way I admire your decision

    • The Quran clearly orders its followers to kill unbelievers, as well as fighting them so long until they are all dead, expelled or converted to Islam.

  7. Salam Sarah , i m happy you converted to islam , but you still have wrong idea . Jesus did exist and he was a messenger . just i can't believe that some muslim were agree with you when you said Jesus never existed . that's strange .

  10. Dear Shimray,
    Why is it always when non Muslims want to downgrade this religion they tend to throw in words that are never backed-up with evidence?
    Why is it that you are picking a few wrong doers and basing them as the teachings of Islam? Dont you know that there are bad Muslims exactly like there are bad Christians? Or is it ok that Christians could undertake an equivalent crime and be still considered as good just cause Jesus PBUH have died for their sins?
    I can show you the right path to find mistakes in Islam. Download the Quran (http://quran.com/) and read it. Surely from your perspective (logically speaking)on Muslims bad behavior you will be able to quote the versus that are so devilish and then you will have your proof and will be able to convince a lot more people that you are right. If you are not able to do that; which I am sure you will not be able to; then please do not tell lies about other religions that you have learned about from media and not from the religion itself. If I want to study your intentions, I will go ask you and not your neighbor. In Quran you will find scientific miracles, mathematics, logic, statistics, the manual of life and not a single contradiction and not a single verse that says nothing but good; unlike in the Bible. In order to proof what I say and not to just through accusations like some do; I will mention 2 of the 1000's of contradictions found in the bible:
    1KI 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.
    2CH 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.

    ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

    MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
    Astronomical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.

    I can show you much more contradictions if you wish to, just let me know please.
    To conclude:
    – We Muslims are following Christianity more than Christians themselves.
    – Please avoid to throw accusations that you have no proof for.
    – Please do not consider that the act of few is the learning of Islam or Quran.
    – Please understand that we believe that the Quran is the word of God and hasn't been altered since it was first brought down to earth 1400 years ago. We believe this is a fact and this is our belief, you can take it or not, but please do not humiliate all of us just to revenge the act of few.
    – With the contradictions on the Bible mentioned above, I do not intend to talk ill of your religion. We believe in Jesus PBUH as a messenger from God, we believe in his miraculous birth and the miracles he was able to do through the will of God.
    John 5:30 "I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me."
    John 8:28 Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things.
    29 And he that sent me is with me: the Father hath not left me alone; for I do always those things that please him.

    We believe he is one of the mightiest messengers sent by God and we do respect him. In fact a Muslim is not a Muslim unless he believes in Jesus PBUH.
    Hope that delivers the message that we are not the enemy, your media is!

    PBUH: Peace Be Upon Him.

    Thank you for your time

  11. How are you saying Jesus the one true god when you believe in trinity? Old ages human beings were uncovered and along the years of stepping forward to a better living style, people covered up more step by step. The bible says to cover up or shave up your heads but you insist to follow your own words and not the words you are being taught in your bible.
    Christians are asked not to drink alcohol, yet they do.
    There is not a single unambiguous statement from Jesus PBUH noted in red in the bible that says worship me, I am god and/or anything of that sort. If you quote I and God are one, then you have proven how you misinterpret your own bible. you need to understand both the context and the text, not only one side of the equation.
    With all the the teachings of the bible: We Muslims are more Christians than Christians themselves.
    Moreover, unfortunately, the media followers do portray our image in the lowest deceiving ways possible, only the ones who seek the truth and those who have encountered real life experience with true righteous Muslims would understand the filthy game the media is playing.

  12. One true lord in Christ may ALLAH forgive u 4 wat u said I hav shed tears over wat is going to happen to u and I have prayed for u "oh Allah please forgive him or her for such a big sin" Amin please pray for this person every one

  16. sobhan Allah , wish u all find the true way to heaven . God is one and islam is the perfect religion , its the peace, justice and the respect … hope that u will find all those three in ur life

  18. I think you've never observeb islam closely…Better you do it before saying anything else.

  19. Islam teaches total respect and love to Christ as a profit of God just like the profit Mohammed p.b.u.h.
    No one has the right to deny anyone the right to choose the religion he/she wants….We should be civilized. Thank.

  20. this is the right choice ever my dear the life is short exam ,i swear u will be very peaceful and happy after the islam … go throw the internet and find islamic organization close to ur area .) god bless u .

  21. I did go to a mosque and have been studying the Qur'an every day now. I am learning as much as I can about Islam .
    I want to thank my friends for all your help.My family are angry but they will eventually accept me reverting to Islam Insha'Allah

  22. hey Mike, Christ is not god,god is much much bigger and more powerful than christ. god who create everything around you and doesnt need a son or a wife. christ was the god spirit. But if you believe christ the sun of god because he didnt have a father, what about Adam and Eve where they come from, they didnt have father too doest mean they are the sons of god.
    And about the treatment of our women I can tell you that you are deadly wrong and you are brain washed by ignorant ideas.A person who treat women bad is not a good muslem and islam has nothing to do with it. After all when people arabs and christians treated women like slaves in a savage way Islam came and liberated her and guaranteed her rights.

    I bet you if you read just lttle of the Quran( muslim holly book) you will change your mind, because you will find logic,truth,science,mircles and guidence. And I will challenge any one to find a mistake or contradiction in it.

    peace

  23. alsalamu alaykum Sara, did u find out how to become a muslem or not yet,plse let me know. May allah(lord) guid you to the right path. I tried everything and I had all I want in the past,but nothing full filled my satisfaction(my heart) except following the truth. nothing give happiness and peace except islam. The Quraan words are the words of god,so you will find how powerful and how truthful these words,which Allah said in his book you will find everything in it.

    Salam

  24. Masha Allah; may Allah enlightn us all. Whosoever wants to glorify truth : islam will give u best n only track.

  25. Dear Sarah, now that you are a muslim woman let me tell you that you are going to regret one day for turning you head away from Christ. It is very sad that you had to face the pervert nature of your stepfather. I would say he was such a trash. But then how could you possibly judge a religion through observing some wicked followers? How could you deny the solid church that Christ has established two thousand years ago? How could you just throw away the sacrifice that Chirst gave for humanity? It is very sad that you made your decision because you could not find a true follower around you. But i am sure you yourself did not try enough to find God in the Bible, to believe in Christ and accept Him as your savior. I can't imagine you have to go the muslim ways. You probably have not known enough what this religion is all about. Well, i got nothing to say more but wish fate brings you back to the true God.

    P.S. You may visit this site to help you discover more the facts about your new religion.
    http://www.islam-watch.org/

  26. PARIS HILTON YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR JOINING THE RELIGION OF SATAN!!! REPENT FOR YOUR UNCONFESSED SINS!!!

    2 Peter 2:1

    But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.

    2 Peter 2:15

    Forsaking the right way, they have gone astray. They have followed the way of Balaam, the son of Beor, who loved gain from wrongdoing,

  27. Your grandfather, Conrad Hilton is spinning in his grave right now. Denying the sacrifice of Christ, perhaps you're better off with the heathens.

  30. hi how are you . I am arslan from boston ma, and I saw ur message about converting to beautiful islam. I will be more than glad to show u the right path and what u can do to become a muslim. message me back, thanks.

  31. Hello Sarah I hope my email helped you. Allah is the most beautiful gracious and he will give you strength for you my sister.

  32. I heared about you to accept the religion islam MashaAllah and please read Quran you will be proud of yourself and strong beleive in islam Allah will show you the straight path INSHALLAH

  35. i can send you the ( holy quran) in english , also send me ur add so i can get back to you
    here is my phone # 708-336-9909

  37. Just read Quran. Christ is a prophet too. But Mohammed is the last prophet. Church changed bible. 4 versions !? How could it be! In islam one true book. noone can be between god and you. I respect other religions, and NOT insult them. Im not racist.Dont believe when some people copy-paste some sentences of the quran. Read complete quran and then decide.

  38. I do encourage you go forward and Allah will help you to find the truth. do not believe that Chris did not exist. yes he existed but he has never been a god. he was a prophet just like Muhammed and Moses and the other propphets. read the Coran as first step and go to the nearest mosque the accomply your pure spiritual life. peace be on you.

  39. for you – MIKE 'be a second class citizen' IN THE WORLD… but in hereafter you – SARAH will be a 'FIRST CLASS' on HIS eye..
    MIKE go to hell and become FIREWOOD!!!!!

  40. Go for it .
    Allah will help u .
    Be strong .
    Islam is completely pure and truth .
    Just be determine and keep a faith in Allah .
    Sooner or later, u'll find the way .
    Fighting 😀

  41. Hello my stepfather was a devout christain and he went to church and preached. He would also gamble, fornicate with other wome and he also put his hand up my skirt one day when i was 15. Chritians are not what i want. I want something more true. I have read about Islam and it is pure. I will give Allah my heart. Cristianity is not best religion not any more. Jesus never existed but Mohammed did.

  42. Sarah, you just need Christ the one true God in your life. Look at how these people treat their women. you want to wear a Burka and be a second class citizen? Do some research before you decide anything that rash…

  45. I'm no Muslim, I'm not religious at all for that matter. I live in a country where 10% of the people are Muslim though and I meet loads of 'm on a daily basis. Could you tell me why I only met 1 in 30 years time, who treated me "bad" and was able to correct his mistake within 6 hours ? Unfortunately there's a lot of discrimination towards Muslims in my country, but the strange thing is that when I ask anti-Islam-people In what… way they personally have been mistreated by Muslims, 5 out of 10 can't answer the question and the other 5 give me third hand stories. Being afraid of or simply hating Muslims doesn't make 'm bad. So, If you're afraid of/ looking for monsters, it never hurts to check the mirror every now and then as well.

  49. ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAH BLESS YOU tahirah .. i hope this is real if you really want to be muslimah do everything what ALLAH wants us to do and dont forget to pray 5 times a day

  50. why don't u go to hell.anyway ur life in this world is a waste.till now u haven't gained any good knowledge or done any thing good.

  51. omg Congratulations Paris Hilton or Tahirah. You found the truth hope u become a strong muslim all of the muslim are proud of of u and so is allah (s,w.t)

  55. I think you are stupid unless you know its an inside job.Bin Laden stated that in the 1st interview with him, that he didn't do it. Im not defending him. im against kaaida, but please enlighten yourself with documentaries , dont live a stupid life !!! what is the purpose of doing this propaganda ? after 9-11 they took afghans tan and Iraq ,where is the weapons they talked about in Iraq ? they fucked up everything in the name of democracy . and im sure in the coming 2 months something is gonna happen either in Europe or America ,, lets wait and see

  58. Catholics have killed more people throughout history than any Muslims. I am not a Muslim but that's a fact.

  59. White whores that convert to Islam should be deported. Any White person that converts to Islam. Should be sent on a one way trip to a muslim hell hole of their choice. I'm sick and tired of stupid celebrity sluts like Angelina Jolie. Telling me that Islam is a religion of peace. Tell that to the family members of people who watched their loved ones. Jumping from the world trade centres to escape the pain they were suffering. Every time you hear a muslim saying allah ahkbar they are saying that a peado is great. Convert to catholocism or be converted to ash. Choose wisely

  60. allah oakbar allah oakbar
    i say to paris well done allah want her because that guided her to the right way
    keep thanking allah and asking hem and he will never desapointed you
    to paris ; you found your way say alhamdolillah ; and share to help people and invited to islam
    we are very happy for you allah only knows haw much feel happenise

  61. you are so welcome iam so happy for you i hope feel happy
    really i can not find word to say what i want say i wish you be strong muslem woman

  62. congratulations ms.Hilton
    you are now a prisoner of ISLAM, may be you do not know what ISLAM is <a prisoner?? why did you say that? *giggles* we never and ever prison someone without reasons>

    if you want to change your religeon again, they will cut off your head by sword, because this is a known law in ISLAM <the one that is bringing himself'herself out of is Islam is called MURTAD. The law is stated so that it will be a lesson to the others Muslims that ISLAM is NOT a religion that can be used as a joke or to mess around with… >

    you can not go out alone, you must take with you a brother or son or husband otherwise you are making a sin in ISLAM <who said IT IS A SIN??? NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT … Indeed.. a woman cannot go out alone.. but it is not necessary for her to go out with father, brother or husband.. she can go out with her grandparents, mothers, sisters.. ANYONE THAT IS MAHRAM TO HER! btw, do you know what mahram is? Mahram means anyone that cannot be married with us, IS THAT CLEAR?>

    men will go to heaven after death, and in the heaven they will drink a lot of wine and fuck 70 versions everyday,, can you tell me what did they tell you what a woman will get if she goes to heaven,,, i tell you: nothing at all <again.. first of all.. I wanna ask you.. Did you surely learn all the syllabus of Islamic learning completely? *giggles* FYI, how do you know that MEN WILL GO TO HEAVEN AFTER DEATH? YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOD! Don't you know that all human will be hisab first at Mahsyar?? and.. to go to heaven, you must make sure you pass the Sirat Bridge SUCCESSFULLY! Unless if you got mercy from ALLAH SWT, then, you'll go straight to heaven… Men didn't juz simply fuck women ok… They will only do adultery with their wife/wives(as the head of all angels that that is chosen for the man) and the angels .. It never stated in al- Quran that they will drink a lot of wine.. IT IS STATED THAT IN HEAVEN HUMAN CAN EAT/DRINK/DO WHAT THEY WANT.. IF IN THE WORLD THE THINGS IS PROHIBITED aka HARAM, THEN, IN HEAVEN, IT IS NOT HARAM ANYMORE.. THAT IS WHY THE WORLD IS JUST A TEST FOR US TO GO TO THE HEAVEN! all human who in the heaven can do what they want! without limited!>

    did they tell you before they lied to you about the mercifulness of ISLAM, that they must fight and kill everyone who is not a MUSLIM and this is called jihad and it is one of the major principles of ISLAM <ISLAM NEVER ASK ITS FOLLOWERS TO KILL PEOPLE UNNECESSARILY. ISLAM ASK ITS FOLLOWERS TO FIGHT FOR THE TRUTH OF ISLAM. WHY MUST KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NON- MUSLIM? you're sound so ridiculous!>

    they told you that in ISLAM there is no difference between a rich and poor people, between black or white man,, but have you ever met a worker from pakistan in SAUDI and how they really treat poor people,,they even do not pay their wages for a long time <WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING ON SAUDI ONLY? WHY NOT OTHER COUNTRY? HELLO! ISLAM IS IN WORLDWIDE! it is ones weakness as a human being.. i think, you should read and understand the surah al-'asr back.. >

    from now you will discover the real ISLAM and what is the terrorism means <so, did you discover the real ISLAM is?? and what terrorism is? ^_^>

    had they told you that their messenger mohammad had killed 700 jewish people in khaiber battle by cutting their heads by sword <have you found any other way to kill people in a shortest way? dude! during the pilgrimage feast, people slaughter the al-an'am at the neck… and do it quiclky so that the killed ones will die easily and it won't hurt him/it… BTW, let say if you're in a battle, would you save your enemies? or kill your enemies?? again.. DURING THE PERIOD OF NABI MUHAMMAD SAW, THERE'S NO SHOT GUN, REVOLVER, BOMB, NUCLEAR BOMB OR WHAT! BEAR THAT IN YOU mind!>

    did they tell you that their messenger married 6 years old girl,AAISHAHand first he was rubbing his cock with her pussy and when she became 8 years old he made an intercourse with her <ehem2.. was found in sohih al-Bukhari that the Prophet had wed when she was six years old, according to an opinion, she was seven years old, and perhaps this disagreement can be combined in a way that she has perfect age at six years old and went to seven years old, and the Messenger of housemates with Sayyidah Aisha when she was nine years old… Aisya already reach her puberty and Muhammad SAW married her not because of lust.. but, because of certain resons.. 1 of the reasons is, to protect the dignity of Aisha. understood?>

    just open your eyes and read their books and do not listen to what they say
    i was a MUSLIM and i know everything about ISLAM but i can not declare that i do not believe in ISLAM as i'll be killed <you WAS a MUSLIM, and yet.. you said.. you know everything about ISLAM? How could that be? you said that you don't believe in ISLAM but.. you can't declare it as you are afraid you might be killed?? that shows you how TIMID you are!!! maybe it is true that you can't be a MUSLIM as ISLAM does not need a follower that it so TIMID AND COWARD!! >

    so dear,HILTON may be we will be killed together and go to their hell together too <just go to hell by yourselves.. there's no need to bring someone else too.. you're behaving like the satans when they said that they want the generations of Adam and Eve to follow them to the hell too…>

    POOR ANGRY MAN.. T_T

    May ALLAH open your heart before the forgiveness door is closed for you.

  63. Allahhu Akhbar..dont forget to Shalat.. Remember Allah will always be with you Tahirah and please be strong with ur environtment as a former celebrity…no matter how hard u felt later on always remember Allah…Amin..

  64. it has been already stated in the glorious KORAN that each and every individual who dwells on he earth gets an oppurtunity to know the purpose of his life being given by the "ALMIGHTY",but many follow conjecture and their own lusts and ignore the signs of the ALMIGHTY.its not going to be that simple as we think we are suppose to leave this world leaving behind what ever we earned,our families and etc,not even the body which we bear is going to be wih us the day we leave,now tell me whose going to save us as we are helpless to save our ownselves.man who boasted with pride and arrogance is about to be perished at a point of time,the time of his departure.
    And the ALMIGHT in the glorious KORAN says" those who believe in the signs of the LORD and mend there ways(leaving all that is bad and adhering to all that is good)there final abode is going to be peace in this life and paradise in the hereafter.
    so friend its not about religion or belief its all about facts.we all are born human.we all have the same anotomy,we all take birth in the same manner(from mothers womb) we cannot live without food and water,air etc.then why these differences? lets think for a moment ,
    why are we here ?
    what is the purpose behind our lives?
    why should we die?
    where are we suppose to go?

    KORAN has all the answers,just go through it.find out islam from those who understood islam and implement in their lives,islam is not a new religion ,it is a guidence to mankind since the begining of creation on the earth.hope u understand

  65. Congratulations sister Paris Hilton or Tahirah. You found the truth. You are one of the few who was given the blessings of the only Almighty God, that is Allah (s.w.t.). I say few because rarely from the celebrities are converting to Islam. May you have more and more blessings from above.

  66. There is no such thing as "the religion to be in today" only a true belief in your heart. I'm sorry that you didn't meet with the Mormon Missionaries and I think you still should. They will show you the true meaning of peace, God's love, the way to Celestial Glory, why we are here and many other unanswered questions. Our Prophet is alive today and he receives daily revelation from our Heavenly Father… plus we can receive revelation ourselves whether we are male or female. Women are treated with all the love and devotion that is due us for we bring forth life and can sustain it… it's all part of the plan. You should investigate all that you are doing and see for yourself what truly sounds right and what your heart and soul tell you is the truth. If you believe that you have truly found peace for yourself and do not need to investigate anything further, then may God bless you and guide you.

  67. MAY ALLAH(SWT) GUIDE U.. PLEASE ATLEAST FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY DON'T USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE ABOUT 1S RELIGION..WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT TO DECIDE WHAT 1 MUST & 1 MUST NOT DO ??? IF U DON'T RESPECT THE RELIGION ITS OKAY BT PLEASE DON'T USE SUCH WORDS ABOUT ALLAH'S DEAREST MESSENGER MOHAMMAD (SAW) WHICH U HAV USED IN UR COMMENT..FEAR ALLAH & HIS ANGER DEAR…
    AND FOR TAHIRAH MAY ALLAH GUIDE U & ALL THE MUSLIMS TO THE RIGHT PATH AMEEN YA RABBAL'AALAMEEN.. ASSLAMOALEIKUM WA REHMATULLAHI WA BARRAKATAHU..

  69. you are sick person and misleading people about islam all what you say about islam is not true and if you want as yousay to leave islam you are free no one will kill you and it says clearly in quran that everyone have his own religion it means you can take any religion tyou want no one ever can abuse you even to move from islam feel freee no muslim ever has the right to stop you
    still you sick person and i doubt you are a muslim

  70. الله اكبر الله اكبر الله اكبر ولله الحمد
    اى فرحة عظيمة ادخلتيها على صدورنا يااختاه نعم
    وكيف لانفرح لما يفرح لله الله فالله اشد فرحا بعبده التائب
    ممن جائته النجاة بعدما تيقن الهلكة الله اكبر ولله الحمد قالها
    المسلمون بعدما اسلم عمر بن الخطاب فرحا وقالها مصعب بن عمير
    بعد ان اسلم سعد بن معاذ والله يااختاه لقد ادخالتى على قلوبنا جميعا
    نفس الفرحة ونفس السرور اسأل الله ان يجمعك بهما مع الحبيب محمد
    فى الجنة

  72. sorry brother i think you should learn more….I think Islam bring peace to me…you really need to learn more before you say something bad..assalamualaikum ^ ^

  73. Dear Angry,

    You are make wrong story about islam. Dont simply accused islam. Islam never and never and never teach a bad things or maybe you are not totally understand about islam. Dont you understand carefully about koran?…dont just read but understand it…first of all in koran teach us to respect people, be kind, do good things. We are muslim never do JIHAD if necessary. We are not simply kill people if we are not disturb by others. For example…why marked us TERRORIST???? coz…you see muslim kill people…but dont you think why muslim kill people???because you out there do bad things to us…we have our rite to protect ourself and our religion. We are really strict when it comes to our religion and our prophet. We have our principe…Islam not like others religion to make funny. Religion is religion not a funny things. You HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHEN ANYTHING HAPPEN AROUND YOU. IT MUST HAVE A REASON…same thing if we muslim react to the bad things to us. If you see muslim do bad things means they are not really follow islam and as you know we are human not perfect so dont blame islam…ok!!…You are not child to think like childish way or maybe you are not matured enuf…..

  75. Dear Brother Angry,

    I read your comments and realized that you have been mislead. ISLAM is not like what you have mentioned. It is NOT a religion of fear. Its religion of purity, justice, fair and love. ISLAM have full respect for women & human being.

    What you see and hear is the behavior or so called Muslims who do not practice ISLAM even in the Middle East. Its their failure to understand ISLAM. May Allah guide them.

    Please DONT simply use nasty words against ISLAM. You are simply immatured.
    May Allah guide too. InsyaAllah.

  76. what is your problem??how dare you talk like that about Islam??
    Allah will punished you in the HELL….!!

  77. ya ALLAH.. what is wrong with you.. is this some attempt to troll or something coz seriously.. you have issues..

  80. i would say well done to paris if it were not another of her publicity stunts….no1…sucking candy like that outside a mosque subahanaalh!! if she truly converted theres no way on Allahs green earth she would do that…..no.2…she didnt say how she found it or how she feels but how it was ''the must have religion'' ….and islam is basically "so in" right now …and no.3….she knows nothing about Islam and wants to open an Islamic school!!!!!….SOMEONE STOP HER!!!… its a shame the girl needs help … yes she may have left the life of shaytaan … but guess what she took the jinn with her every Muslim knows being a Muslim out of any other reason but for the sake of Allah is completely wrong …i am a white scottish convert myself it hurts to see people abuse the beauty that is Islam including the people who say they USED TO BE Muslims … You were given the advantage from Allah and you are denying as you have been led astray by shaytaan … like the quran says "LOOK AND LOOK AGAIN YOU WILL SEE NO FAULTS"…and for everyone "TRUTH IS CLEAR FROM ERROR" like this girl.. Paris is a sad desperate socialite…But hey who am i to judge …. that is left to Allah (s.w.t )….to all the true Muslims Asalamualaykum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatu

  82. It is so nice to see Paris is a Muslim now. We need more Westerners to become Muslims. Hollywood is dominated by fcker Jews it is time now that the Muslims should become leaders. Everything in media in America is owned by fcker Jewish and all news in America is promote Israel.

  83. Welcome "home" Tahirah. Just ignore those negative remarks, but instead search for the beauty of Islam yourself. Muslims worldwide rejoice. Allahuakbar.

  85. congratulations ms.Hilton
    you are now a prisoner of ISLAM, may be you do not know what ISLAM is
    if you want to change your religeon again, they will cut off your head by sword, because this is a known law in ISLAM
    you can not go out alone, you must take with you a brother or son or husband otherwise you are making a sin in ISLAM
    men will go to heaven after death, and in the heaven they will drink a lot of wine and fuck 70 versions everyday,, can you tell me what did they tell you what a woman will get if she goes to heaven,,, i tell you: nothing at all
    did they tell you before they lied to you about the mercifulness of ISLAM, that they must fight and kill everyone who is not a MUSLIM and this is called jihad and it is one of the major principles of ISLAM
    they told you that in ISLAM there is no difference between a rich and poor people, between black or white man,, but have you ever met a worker from pakistan in SAUDI and how they really treat poor people,,they even do not pay their wages for a long time
    from now you will discover the real ISLAM and what is the terrorism means
    had they told you that their messenger mohammad had killed 700 jewish people in khaiber battle by cutting their heads by sword
    did they tell you that their messenger married 6 years old girl,,AAISHAHand first he was rubbing his cock with her pussy and when she became 8 years old he made an intercourse with her
    just open your eyes and read their books and do not listen to what they say
    i was a MUSLIM and i know everything about ISLAM but i can not declare that i do not believe in ISLAM as i'll be killed
    so dear,HILTON may be we will be killed together and go to their hell together too

  86. Alhamdulillah….a lot of Hollywood artist converted to Islam..Akon and so on…May Allah bless U Tahirah….

  87. Thank to ALLAH, she found peace in Islam.. may she be guided to the straight lane and to prosperity today and life after..

  91. …سلم الله لك دائما..Barakallah for u god bless u Paris Hilton
    welcome to world perfect,, u r lucky!!! subhanallah…

  93. Subhan Allah, Alhamdulillah, Allahu Akbar. M.may allah bless u [Tahirah] with lot of happiness and peace

  96. Welcome, you were muslim when you come to this world and your preist change to christian and finaly you are come back to your original relegion allahu akber

  97. INDEED,ALMIGHTY ALLAH CAN DO ALL THINGS.AM HUMBLED BY THE WAY ALLAH SWT WORKS.
    IT IS INCREDIBLE IN ORDINARY HUMAN THINKING.
    IN ALL AM HAPPY FOR HER FOR IT ONLY TAKES ALLAH MERCY TO BE SHOWN THE RIGHT WAY.

  98. Ha ha ha Y a des gens que l on ne préfère pas avoir dans son camp….

    Et les réactions sont hilarante
    Encore une preuve que les religieux sont des imbéciles ….

  100. Allah saves those that submit to him and give their all to him. MashaAllah Tahirah you have transcended the Western way to reach the right path. You are now a part of the family of God and he will protect you from all. I wish you luck and joy in Islam.

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