“We’ve been waiting for Ozzy for some time, seeing as he did sign that contract. I get them all here, it’s like a Casablanca Records music biz board meeting from the 1970s sometimes.
“Anyway, as soon as he bloody turns up, first thing he does is urinate over my throne. Jeez, I thought Lemmy was a handful, but this guy’s on a whole different level. Then he takes out a straw from his pocket and starts snorting a load of ants up his fucking nose off the floor. Yes, we do have ants down here, if you were wondering.
“We’re generally used to chaos, but Ozzy is like a brummie tornado on crack. He even tried to bite the head off my favourite gargoyle, Frank. That’s when I had to put my hoof down.
“Oi! Ozzy, this is my domain. Now look over there, we’ve got a nice selection of groupies by the jacuzzi, and there’s also an endless queue of guitarists you will have to audition until the end of time. Unlimited supply of drugs to the left, and any kind of booze you want to the right. Sorry about the jukebox in this area, it seems to be stuck on Take That, but I have summoned up an engineer to look at the problem. Constant re-runs of WW2 docs are that way. Now get out of my sight, and stop drooling all over the fucking place. Go on, have some fun, don’t worry, Sharon’s not here …yet.”
Jake E. Lee is half Japanese. Wow. Did not know that. What an amazing guitarist he is.
rip oZZY MUCH LOVED BY ALL
The amount of stuff this guy put into his body its inhuman and he lived till 76 he was a real trooper.
You know I’m surprised he even lived that long. I saw Ozzy at the 1984 Bark at the Moon tour show at Salt Lake City. Best damn concert of my life. Jake E. Lee was the best not including Randy tho.
Looks like he still likes snorting ants who woulda thought
Old scratch? I haven’t heard that one in yonks.
This one cracked me up. LMFAO
Eh he’s got all his mates around him now and they’re having a great time.
Hell ain’t a bad place to be it seems. hahah
Shaaaaron?!?!?
RIP Ozzie sounds like he’s in the right place to be and I would think it sounds way more interesting than the other place.