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Newcastle Saudi United Fans Treated to Beheading at Half Time

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE - England - The new Saudi Arabian are proposing beheading at half-time during Newcastle United home games.

Russia, China, Saudis Show Great Decorum in Not Declaring U.S. Election...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Russia, China and the Saudis amongst many other nations have not declared the U.S. election yet.

5 Ways For Journalists to Survive Visiting a Saudi Consulate

ISTANBUL - Turkey - Visiting a Saudi Arabian consulate anywhere in the world can be a deadly affair, especially in Turkey where journalists are hunted down and imprisoned on a daily basis.

Saudi Journalist May Have Been Sold to Kebab Shop

ISTANBUL - Turkey - Missing journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, who entered the Saudi Consulate, but was never seen leaving, may have been sold to local kebab shops after being dismembered, sources claim.

Saudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious Police

USHAYQAR - Saudi Arabia - Officials chasing a mini skirted woman in the desert have come to the conclusion that she is a mirage.

Melania: When Donald Farts He is Always a Gentleman

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Melania Trump has revealed in a Hello magazine exclusive that the president has a problem with flatulence, especially during important meetings.

Feminist Amber Rose Sells Fur Burger to Saudi Sheikh For $600

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia - Empowered 'feminist' and rap skank stripper, Amber Rose has sold her vagina to a Saudi Sheikh for the princely sum of $600.

Experts: ISIS is Root of True Islam and Cannot be Defeated...

LONDON - England - The Global War Analysis think tank summarises the futility of trying to fight an ideology or belief system like ISIS with weapons and military force.

WW3 Update: Syrian Ground War Begins

ALEPPO - Syria - Although World War 3 started a few years ago, we are now seeing major escalations with Russia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Iran on the ground.

Revealed: Why 800 Muslims Died in Mecca Stampede

MECCA - Saudi Arabia - Over 800 people have been crushed to death in a stampede outside Mecca and more than 850 injured in the deadliest disaster on the annual hajj pilgrimage in a quarter of a century.

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