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Vote Leave: UK Drinks Industry Will Prosper Outside of the EU

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Everyone loves a drink, including the DS staff, and it is to this end that we and many Britons are bemused by the Remain campaigners who are constantly putting Britain down.

The EU has made booze for Britons more expensive and not only that, restricted how our beverages companies can trade globally.

We should be selling our whisky to the world, instead the EU restricts British drinks companies from striking free trade deals with vitally important, lucrative markets.

If we Vote Leave and take back control then our drinks trade will prosper – something both drinkers and exporters can raise a glass to, and buying a round won’t mean you need to take out a second mortgage or sell the car.

 

600,000 jobs in the UK alcohol industry are NOT at risk if we Vote Leave.

 

  • These jobs depend on trade with countries in the EU, not on membership of the EU.

  • The Prime Minister has accepted that trade would go on if we Vote Leave: ‘If we were outside the EU altogether, we’d still be trading with all these European countries, of course we would… Of course the trading would go on. Sometimes … There’s a lot of scaremongering on all sides of this debate. Of course the trading would go on’ (The Andrew Marr Show, 6 January 2013, link).

 

We import more beverages from the EU than we sell to them. They will want to strike a free trade agreement.

  • In 2014, the UK exported £3.29 billion of beverages to the EU. The UK imported £5.26 billion of beverages from the EU (OECD, 2015, link;  HMRC, 2015, link). The EU sold the UK £1.98 billion more in beverages than the UK sold the EU.

  • This means they are sure to want to negotiate a new deal to preserve access to the world’s fifth largest market. French winemakers and German brewers will still want to sell the UK alcohol if we Vote Leave.

 

The European Court has previously required the UK to increase the price of beer, putting jobs at risk.

  • On 12 July 1981, the European Court ruled that the UK’s low duty on beer ‘afford[ed] protection to domestic beer production’ and was therefore illegal under EU law (Commission v United Kingdom [1983] ECR 2265, link). In his 1984 budget statement, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nigel Lawson, said ‘we lost; and I am now implementing the judgment handed down by the court last year. Accordingly, I propose to increase the duty on beer by the minimum amount needed to comply with the judgment and maintain revenue: 2p on a typical pint of beer’ (HC Deb 13 March 1984, col. 302, link).

 

Being in the EU means we cannot strike a trade deals with India, harming exports of alcohol.

  • India charges an average tariff of 69.1% on beverages and tobacco, with the highest tariff of 150% on Scotch Whisky (IMF, 2016, link).

  • The EU has failed to strike a free trade deal with India.

  • The Chief Executive of the Scotch Whisky Association, David Frost, has said: ‘India is the biggest spirits market in the world and we have got 1 to 2 per cent of it. It is a difficult business environment. Everyone who does business there knows that (Scotsman, 7 December 2014, link).

 

The EU has been very bad at negotiating free trade deals compared to small countries.

 

  • The EU has concluded 37 trade agreements with 54 countries since 1970. In 2015, the aggregate GDP of all the countries with which the EU had a trade agreement in force was $7.7 trillion.

  • By contrast, the aggregate GDP of all countries with which Chile had trade agreements was $58.3 trillion. The figure for South Korea was $40.8 trillion and that for Switzerland was $39.8 trillion (albeit these all include the EU with a GDP of $16.7 trillion) (Civitas, January 2016, link).

 

The Head of the IN campaign has admitted trade deals with third countries could continue. There is no reason why any country would choose to deny itself access to the world’s fifth largest market.

  • The Executive Director of the IN campaign, Will Straw accepted that free trade agreements with third countries could continue after we Vote Leave, stating: ‘Either eventuality could come to pass, depending on what happened in that situation’ (Evidence to Treasury Committee, 2 March 2016, link).

  • The UK is the world’s fifth largest economy (World Bank, 2015, link). There is no reason why any of the countries with which the EU has a free trade deal would choose to cut off their exporters’ access to the world’s fifth largest market.

 

It is possible to negotiate a trade agreement (FTA) very quickly outside the EU, certainly in less than two years.

 

  • The US-Australia FTA was concluded in less than two years. Formal negotiations for a free trade agreement began in Canberra on 18 March 2003 (Library of Congress, 3 August 2003, link). The agreement came into effect on 1 January 2005 (Australian Government, 2016, link). The US Government states that ‘as a result of the U.S.-Australia Free Trade Agreement, tariffs that averaged 4.3 percent were eliminated on more than 99% of the tariff lines for U.S. manufactured goods exports to Australia’ (US Government, 2011, link).

  • Switzerland-China FTA was negotiated in just over two years. There were 9 rounds of negotiations between April 2011 and May 2013 which ‘produced a deal praised by both sides for its quality and its breadth, covering goods, services, investment, and competition (Centre for Security Studies, February 2014, link). The agreement entered into force on 1 July 2014 (Swiss State Secretariat for Economic Affairs, 2016, link).

Brussels Attack: Schengen Directly Responsible

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The Schengen zone only works in a time of peace, but time and time again the EU has been warned of the repercussions of keeping the zone open when there is conflict close to its borders yet they have ignored the warnings.

The tragic bombings in Brussels today where countless people lost their lives and hundreds were injured, is a travesty of EU planning and engineering, as well as a condemnation of their lacklustre governance.

Until the EU shuts down the Schengen zone completely there will never be a respite to the terror meted out on the people, and all of this because of some utopian ideal that can only be accomplished in total peace time.

Wake Up Europe

We wrote an analysis of the situation in February 2015 warning of the Schengen zone, and how it must be shut down, but there was of course no action.

Jean Claude Juncker and Angela Merkel with their cohorts of faceless unelected eurocrats should hang their heads in shame today, for their policies and their turgid negligent governance has resulted in the death and injury of many.

Where does Britain lie in this shameful idiocy? We must Leave the EU immediately, as the European Union is not a safe place to be, either physically or economically.

Will the EU listen to these countless warnings? No! This is why Britain has to Get Out of the EU!

Moody’s : “Brexit UK Economy Safe – Do Not Listen to In Campaign Scaremongering”

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The incessant scaremongering of the British public by the Britain Stronger In campaign and its Project Fear has been found to be completely baseless and false by Moody’s, the credit agency.

Moody’s acknowledge that there would be no trade barriers or legal change the day after Britain votes to leave the EU. There would not be profound uncertainty, as even the head of the IN campaign has admitted.

Moody’s acknowledges in its report that ‘No tariffs or treaties would change on 24 June, in the event of a vote to leave’.

Moody’s points out that ‘We expect that, over time, the UK and EU would come to an arrangement to preserve most … of the current trading relationships, thereby limiting the impact on UK exporters and supply chains of UK importers.’

The Chairman of the BSE campaign, Lord Rose of Monewden, has admitted: ‘Nothing is going to happen if we come out of Europe … There will be absolutely no change … It’s not going to be a step change or somebody’s going to turn the lights out and we’re all suddenly going to find that we can’t go to France, it’s going to be a gentle process’.

Moody’s make clear that the UK’s credit rating is not at threat.

‘We would expect few, if any, near-term rating changes in light of the timeline for a Brexit to take effect.’

Moody’s acknowledge that it is highly likely that the UK would strike a free trade agreement with the EU.

‘Given the substantial trade links that exist, there would be strong incentives for both the UK and EU to minimise the effect’.

‘Given the interlinkage of their economies, both the EU and the UK government would have a strong incentive to minimise the economic impact of a Brexit. We think that over time the UK would reach some new bilateral trade agreements with the EU’.

‘Companies based in France or Germany that export to the UK could suffer if trade restrictions were put in place either by the UK or the EU; this is a key reason why we expect that negotiations would eventually lead to new agreement(s) to significantly mitigate the potential impact of Brexit’.

 

Moody’s acknowledge that talk of London ceasing to be a global financial centre is scaremongering.

‘We note that remaining outside the euro area did not significantly damage London’s status as a financial centre, and that factors other than a Brexit would also be key determinants for investment.’

Moody’s also note that ‘HSBC’s decision to maintain its headquarters in London, even without knowing the outcome of the referendum, indicates that large banks appreciate the country’s regulatory framework and legal system and the large pool of highly skilled, international employees.’

 

Moody’s acknowledge the impact on key sectors would be limited.

Car manufacturers: ‘ we would expect alternative trade agreements to be put in place… However, both the EU and the UK would have an incentive to retain the free flow of trade in the auto sector due to the overall volume of trade… The share of UK motor vehicle exports to EU countries by value has fallen over the past decade to 40% in 2014 from over 70% in 2000.’

Aerospace: ‘the importance that the UK plays in the EU’s aerospace strategy and competitiveness would likely shield the sector from any major repercussions of a Brexit over time’.

Ports: ‘we believe that any negative impact would be mitigated as the UK either adopts alternative trade agreements with the EU or manages to diversify its trade to other regions’.

Oil & gas: ‘the effect of a Brexit on the overall credit profiles of rated UK-based oil and gas companies… would be negligible as they are both global integrated oil and gas companies with substantial crude, natural gas and oil product trade flows outside the EU.’

Energy companies: ‘final impact could be fairly mild… Rated UK electricity and gas networks generate virtually all their sales within the UK and the regulatory framework is almost entirely domestic.’

Telecommunications: ‘In our view, the regulatory framework would be broadly similar, with the same objectives of stimulating investment and ensuring healthy competition.’

Air travel: ‘given the significance of Heathrow airport, and the UK generally, for air travel within and outside the EU, it is highly likely that new agreements would, over time, be put in place, or that the UK would remain party to existing agreements, so as to sustain existing air traffic… we expect the overall impact of a Brexit would be low as the majority of travel would persist, in particular intercontinental travel.’

Patents: ‘However, the EPO [European Patent Organisation] currently includes non-EU countries as members, such that the UK could also become a non-EU member.’

 

Not all of Moody’s claims are right: the notion that there will be weaker economic growth if we Vote Leave is not even borne out by the IN campaign’s economic analysis.

Moody’s claims that there would be ‘modestly weaker economic growth in the UK over the medium term’. This assumption is not borne out by the evidence.

CBI analysis, conducted by PwC in March, found that economic growth will continue in the short term and that, in the medium term economic growth will be stronger outside the EU compared to remaining inside.

The same study also found that there would be an additional 3 million jobs if we Vote Leave.

Moody’s also state that a vote to leave the EU could lead to ‘a substantial disruption in… capital flows’.

Article 63 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union (which was introduced by the Maastricht Treaty and has been in force since 1994) provides that ‘all restrictions on payments between Member States and third countries shall be prohibited’.

Conservatives for Britain Sets Out Plans to End Austerity if We Vote Leave

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The UK currently hands over £19 billion to the EU every year. We get £9 billion back in services and the rebate which means when we Vote Leave we will be able to guarantee all the funding to farmers, universities and regional grants that currently come from the EU and still have £10 billion more to spend on our priorities like the NHS.

 

The Conservatives for Britain spending suggestions for the first post-Brexit budget include:

 

  • £1.1 billion for disability benefits to avoid controversial cuts
  • £800 million to train an extra 60,000 nurses a year to deal with shortages and excess agency staff
  • £250 million a year to provide an additional 10,000 doctors a year to deal with doctor shortages and to staff the seven day NHS well
  • £750 million a year on social care to offering better support for people in their own homes, and for more care home and respite care places.
  • £200 million to cancel hospital car parking charges
  • £400 million for dearer medical treatments not currently licensed by NICE, for example cancer treatments such as Proton Beam therapy and Meningitis vaccines
  • £1.9 billion to abolish VAT on domestic energy, energy saving materials, on converting existing dwellings and on carry cots, children’s car seats and safety seats
  • £1.5 billion to keep Council Tax down by offering councils the money to pay for a discount on bills they issue
  • £900 million to remove Stamp Duty on the £125,000 to £250,000 band of home purchase
  • £500 million should be allocated to a local road fund to support local schemes to improve junction safety and flows, and to provide additional capacity and bypasses on busy roads in congested areas.

 

Commenting, John Redwood said:

 

‘The UK currently hands over £19 billion to the EU every year. That’s £350 million a week. If we Vote Leave we will be able to spend our money on our priorities like the NHS. We would have an extra £10 billion to spend allowing us to recruit thousands of new nurses and doctors.

 

‘We would be able to provide the latest cancer treatments that the NHS currently can not afford and provide extra money for people who are frail and need long term care. We would no longer need to make controversial cuts to disability benefits and we could scrap the tampon tax and the EU’s VAT increases on green goods like solar panels.

 

‘Instead of sending billions abroad each year we should spend that money on improving our NHS and helping families by cutting unfair EU taxes. That’s why the safer choice in this referendum is to Vote Leave.’

Remember 7/7: Britain Not Safer in the EU

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The people who want to remain in the EU keep repeating the slogan ‘Safer In’.

Were we safer IN the EU on 7/7?

Were the unfortunate innocent commuters who were blown up mercilessly safer IN the EU?

No! No! No!

And if you vote to stay in the EU, it will get worse. We will see more attacks because of the open door Schengen policy.

Already, thousands of Jihadis have entered into the EU from Syria with little or no checks and it will get worse, a lot worse.

If you vote to remain in the EU, think about the victims on 7/7, think about the Paris terror victims at the Bataclan club, were they safe IN the EU?

No!

May it be on your head, because it only makes sense that Britain is safer OUT of the EU. We can make the necessary adjustments, we can deport dangerous criminals and terrorists, we can defend our borders from attack.

If you vote to remain in the EU, you will NOT be safer IN. Safety only comes from voting to get OUT of the EU.

Vote Remain: Goodbye NHS

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“Because of the mass influx, and abuse of the system, if you need an ambulance, you will not get one. If you need immediate medical assistance you will not get it. If you need medicine to keep you alive, you will not get any,” an NHS official told the BBC.

The horror stories that flow out of the NHS even detail some instances of £181,000 being spent on one single migrant.

There is little or no money left in the pot, and staying in the EU will increase the migration into the UK.

“The millions of migrants being accepted into the EU, only have to wait for a few years before they become EU citizens and are free to move within the open Schengen zone,” EU official Dietmer Schloss, told Euronews.

One concerned British citizen said: “Imagine if your child is sick. You call the ambulance. No one comes. What do you do? You voted to remain in the EU, and you will have to live with the consequences of your actions for the rest of your life — especially your child’s life, who is now lying dead in your arms.”

 

Iain Duncan Smith: “Betrayal is Integral Part of Politics”

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Some may feel sorry for IDS, here was a man with a profound dedication to his work, a man who now has multiple knives deeply embedded in his back. Having resigned from a crumbling Cameron Cabinet full of filthy vipers, all is not lost however, there is much Brexiting to be done.

The IDS of March

Duncan Smith’s resignation was precipitated by the Chancellor, George Osborne foisting the unpopular disability cuts on the Work and Pensions minister. To be maligned in such a way, when IDS was profoundly against the unpopular cuts on the most vulnerable in society was a step too far, so he walked.

The Cameron government is now trying to backtrack on the cuts to disability, even going as far as to call them mere ‘budget proposals’. However, the damage has already been done.

Treachery and betrayal are part of politics, and the higher one gets, the stabbing gestures are ever more brutal.

Brothers in politics are not exempt either, one only has to look at the case history of the two Milibands to see how that one worked out.

When Hunter S. Thompson wrote about the benefits of the music industry, he could have well been discussing the halls of power in Westminster as well.

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.”

The workings of Osborne, to clear the path for his political dream, may one day backfire, for others will have no qualms about doing what he did to others — to him.

Brexit: Turkey Given EU Go-Ahead – The FACTS

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After economic and monetary accession talks were opened on 14 December 2015 as well as on January 2016, the latest round of talks today signal an immediate quickening of pace regarding Turkey’s EU interests.

The implications for Britain are very severe regarding the EU’s agenda to rein in Turkey, and has David Cameron’s full backing.

“..in terms of Turkish membership of the EU, I very much support that. That’s a long-standing position of British foreign policy which I support.”

75 million Turkish citizens will gain visa-free access to the Schengen zone

There are multiple threats regarding this action, the EU’s Schengen open border system will facilitate a massive movement towards Britain, rendering the NHS, schools, and essential services, already overloaded to a standstill. Britain’s welfare system will have to be halted eventually as the amount of benefits recipients will outnumber those working; purely because there are not enough jobs to accommodate the influx of millions.

Visa liberalisation for Turkey will occur by the end of June 2016, just after the UK’s referendum.

Unless Britain votes to leave the bloated monstrosity of the EU, there will be open access from Syria’s border to the English Channel.

Foreign Secretary, Philip Hammond has stipulated that he is in favour of giving anyone who is within the Schengen zone full access to the United Kingdom.

The UK is liable for an unlimited sum of money to Turkey to bail out the Schengen zone

Financed from the EU budget, which the UK pays into, it is therefore liable to pay for Turkish refugee assistance and all other costs. This could extend to the multiples of billions.

The UK will thus not have a veto to the financing of Turkey, according to the Treaty on the Functioning Union, article 214.

In the interests of the UK’s governmental system and citizens it is imperative that we leave the EU on June 23, as to stay in will result in certain suicide, not only for this generation but for the next, and beyond.

Think of your children, their children, and their grand children.

 

BREAKING: Celebrity Cook Jamie Oliver Electrocuted

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Celebrity cook, Jamie Oliver has been tragically electrocuted to death in a terrible accident.

“We told him not to play with the wire,” a worker for Southern Electric told the BBC.

According to reports, the celebrity cook, who makes a lot of money by selling people products with high levels of sugar in them, was celebrating some news about more taxation on the public when disaster struck.

One witness described the horrific incident with quite a lot of detail: “Well, I was walking the dog, and I saw a man jumping about. It looked like that fat-tongued cretin Jamie Oliver who everyone hates. Anyway, that’s when the smell of burning flesh hit my nostrils, I thought wow that’s rather unpleasant. He had smoke and fire coming from every orifice, so I continued walking the dog. Little blighter doesn’t like getting upset. I left Jamie to it, besides, he likes a barbecue in his cookery show.”

Here’s to more tax on all food, thanks to Jamie Oliver, a brown-nosing bottom sniffer if there ever was one.

Six Jeremy Kyle Guests that Look Like Nags

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The show is well known for its use of DNA tests, but how accurate are they? After some detailed investigation, scientists at Paddy Power HQ think they’ve found the true paternal fathers of most of the guests on the show.

 

Who have you been rolling with in the hay?
This guest caused a Twitter meltdown! When viewers asked why she spent money on a lie detector test when she could have got her gnashers fixed.

nag1

 

Hacked Off
It’s the same old story on JK, the guests are clueless to the fathers of their own children.

nag 2

 

Bucking the trend amongst benefit-folk
This fellas ex was desperate to stop his son from seeing his teeth.

nag3

 

Burberry Bridle Wear
This guest wanted viewers to think he was down on his hooves, in fact he was rolling in designer hay.

nag4

 

Red Rum? Just Rum!
This fiery red head was overjoyed to be on the show!

nag5

 

Rein it in lass
Sometimes the mules get free and security has to herd them back to the safety of the stage.

nag6

If you’d like to see some real studs, then visit Cheltenham Festival 2016 page to find out more.

 

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