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Son of Bill Clinton: Trump’s Been Digging

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After every indignity has been foisted on the feet of Hillary Clinton, this person seems to soldier on unperturbed. From FBI investigations, to walking pneumonia, to various quantities of Bill’s women, there is an impoverished deluge of attacks on the prospective first female president of the United States.

No doubt, Trump and his multimillion dollar machinery is behind a lot of the filth being dredged up.

It turns out now that whilst Bill was a governor he enjoyed a foursome with some hookers and ‘crack hoes’ siring a son, called Danney Williams.

There are certainly going to be more dirty tricks foisted on Mrs. Clinton, but this particular addition to the box of snakes, is rather endearing.

This means that Chelsea has a brother, albeit one who is severely underprivileged.

For Hillary, much of the pain will be with her husband Bill, who seems to have deposited his DNA in every crack whore from Little Rock to Mexico.

The beast of the American election juggernaut does not stop for anyone, and things like this get pushed down as hearsay and lies, and we doubt this little piece of news will stick, such is the force of the push to get Mrs. Clinton elected.

As mentioned many times before, nothing can change the result of the election, and these tiny scraps are mere fodder for the eternally bored watchers.

So Which Are the Best Online UK Casinos?

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It’s hard to find the right online casino where offers come quick and you can get a great pay day.

Pretty much all online casinos give you a sweet bonus for depositing your cash, but which ones go the extra mile and have the best games on their servers and the best payout percentages?

Well, all you need to do is check out this comprehensive guide on casinoreviews.co.uk for an informed unbiased viewpoint.

If you’re looking for safe licensed betting, online slots that can make you a millionaire or you’re a beginner and appreciate guidance, all will be catered for in this detailed analysis.

There are many variables in choosing the right online casino, and the guide delves into these in intricate detail. What are the bonus offers, is there an online app, what’s the support like, and most importantly is it a secure licensed establishment?

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William Hill has the most games on offer with over 500 slots, and some amazing payout rates.

Bonuses are an ideal incentive to plop your cash on an online casino, but some casinos give you cash or free spins as an option.

You must also consider the RTP (Return to Player) and these are calculated in percentages. These percentages are generally calculated over a long period of time and not on any single game. So, it is definitely prudent to keep a look out for the RTP.

Additionally, you must consider the layout of the site. Is it easy to access information and games? Some casino sites are so cluttered with graphics and games that you don’t know where to look. This ultimately confuses the punter, but may be a bonus for the casino who play on these factors. If it’s user friendly, that’s definitely a bonus.

If you’re playing live streaming games, such as poker, you’re going to need a good connection on your end, but most importantly the casino should have good enough server/s, back end, to deal with the bandwidth. You don’t want to be in a position where you are about to win a hand, and the casino goes tits up on their streaming.

Safety

UK casinos must adhere to the strictest licensing rules anywhere in the world, and this is why they are the most reliable operators. You can rest assured, if you’re dealing with a UK online casino it is regulated to the hilt, and not only adhering to the rules but in its online security. If you are not seeing an https, close your account and go elsewhere.

Online casinos are all about winning, having fun while you’re winning, and carrying on even if you get a few losses. You just need a good system, stick to it, and soon enough you’ll see your bank balance bloating with enough cash to take a trip to Vegas in a yacht to carry on doing the same.

All in all, UK casinos are a very safe bet when it comes to gambling, whether you’re a dabbler or a professional.

 

Putin: “I Did Not Give the Order to Shoot Down MH17 Killing 298 Innocent People”

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Russian president, and arch nemesis of the West, Vladimir Putin, has denied any direct involvement of the shooting down of Malaysia Airlines MH17 passenger jet over Russian held territory in Donetsk, Ukraine on July 17th 2014.

“I told my deputy, the Russian BUK missile launcher must be returned to Russia after it shoots down the plane or he will have to file a lost property ticket, and those launchers don’t come cheap. It’s on his head. I don’t think his meagre pay packet could cover the cost if anything happened to it.

“All we had to do once the operation was complete is deny all knowledge and blame the Ukrainians. The fact that the air disaster recovery team found shrapnel embedded deep in the fuselage coming from a Russian BUK missile is neither here nor there. That’s their problem, not ours.

“So, why did we kill 298 innocent people in a commercial jet in cold blood? Why not? Russians do not have to give reasons for anything. We do this, we do that, and if you get in our way, we do more bad things. That’s war comrade.”

In addition to Putin and his cronies denying any involvement, no one will ever be brought to justice for the vile crime of blowing up a passenger jet with innocent women and children onboard.

As for the West, they’re too scared to do anything about it, a typical sordid end to the whole putrefying episode.

Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

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Over the past few days, thanks to the Daily Telegraph, we’ve been getting the profound news that the institution of football is a corrupt one, with bungs left right and centre, brown envelopes stuffed with dodgy money, and England managers so greedy that a £3 million pay packet is not enough for a little bung here or there.

In other news, the pope has a propensity to cover up stories of paedophilia in the Catholic church, bears like to defecate in the woods, and African Americans like to riot.

Worse Than 2008: Dumping the Deutsche

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Markets hate uncertainty, and so do the fund managers who are withdrawing their cash from Deutsche bank faster than a Theresa May false promise.

A run on this major bank would certainly hit things pretty hard. We’re already seeing a slight drying up of liquidity in the markets but if this is another Lehman’s moment it could be squeaky bum time for the money men, and the rest of the populace.

The big boys are running with their money from Deutsche bank, but what about the every day Joe in Germany, the depositors? They could lose every penny in their bank accounts, but the Germans are oh so cool, calm and collected, no one seems to be batting an eyelid over the prospect that their bank balance could be swallowed up into a massive financial black hole worse than any Greek could imagine.

Let us not worry needlessly my German friends, you have a whole weekend and bank holiday Monday to think about if it is too late to take your money out of your account. Of course, by Tuesday, it really could be too late.

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Presidential Debate: Trump Falls at the Podium

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The consensus is out and Donald Trump has fallen flat during the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton.

What Trump fails to realise is that running governmental offices is not like running a business, his rhetoric is geared solely to making a profit any way he can.

Business people are only interested in profit margins and in Trump’s case he does not care who he steps on to make a profit.

To have someone like Trump running the U.S. government would be a nightmare simply because his policies would be conducted like business deals. In diplomatic circles, business is a factor but not the primary concern. Within the geopolitical structure, yes money is of concern, but there are many more variables to creating multilateral deals.

One must show some pity towards Trump and his deluded view of the world. Here is a person whose worldview is severely limited. It is thus within this blinkered tiny world that Trump exists, he does not see the reality or consequence of his irrational thought process, and only lives within a closeted cotton wool gold laminated eco system of business deals.

To say that Trump is deranged and unhinged is an understatement. His childish nature hits back at the slightest note of disapproval. Here is a man who is only surrounded by ‘yes’ men, and naturally when he does not get his way, he lashes out blindly. Imagine this man dealing with the Chinese, how he could lash out needlessly and order bombers to fly over Beijing. He does not know the nuances in dealing with cultural differences, according to him everyone in the world should act like an American. Furthermore, Trump does not care whose toes he steps on to achieve his goal of supremacy, and the world would surely enter a phase of war whilst Trump is in charge.

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Trump himself has admitted that he does not read books, and his illiterate speech pattern proves this quite succinctly with his stumbling non-sequitors. Where Hillary Clinton is a very well read individual, Trump falters with poor verbal communication, bad grammar and an inarticulate sentence structure.

Trump was given $14 million by his dad to start up in business, and from such humble beginnings he has forged an empire that does not pay Federal income tax, has been bankrupted six times, and is in serious debt. We have a duplicitous character in Trump, someone who refuses to show his tax filings, and operates in secrecy. It is no surprise that his dealings with the New York mafia in the past during certain construction deals engenders this secrecy.

Does the world really need a dodgy business man with his fingers in so many pies trying to run world affairs? There is the question of how being a president of the U.S. could benefit Trump’s business dealings and whether there would be a conflict of interest. It is certain there would, especially with Trump’s cronies, who would no doubt get special treatment once he is elected.

The major concern for all should be Trump’s easily baited nature. It is all too easy to trigger his competitive personality to do anything, including drop the bomb on China or whoever.

As mentioned before, we should be aiming for clarity, logical thought and a solid foundation of political constancy over an unhinged individual who is floundering in the dark hitting out blindly.

The world needs stability, not chaos. Vote Trump if you do not value your life, or the lives of your family. Trump will start World War III. If you want to die vote for him.

Black Lives Matters Riots Proof Local Police Must Be Abolished For U.S. Federal Police Force

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With every successive police shooting of African Americans by local state forces, the rioting by provocateur led groups inciting angry Africans to cause millions of dollars of property damage is a key point within law enforcement unity in creating a singular Federal police force controlled solely by Washington D.C.

What the African Americans who are committing these violent crimes do not know is that their so-called protests for ‘equality’ are just a front for the formation of a Federal Police Force encompassing the whole of the United States under the sole control of the president.

By incorporating a singular U.S. police force under one control centre, all states would achieve policing within a single framework of practice. This homogeneity would thus reduce any differences in state to state policing and prove more effective in population control.

We must address the divergent instances of rioting by easily led African Americans who have played the game very well, and we must also address the unitary action of the higher command of police forces to unite under a singular federal force to police the entire United States.

The Black Lives Matter group, funded by those wishing to introduce the Federal Police Force are instrumental in creating violence, looting, riots and should be applauded fully for their role in unknowingly being used for this purpose.

Implementing a Federal police force will be easy, as the population and local states will be fed up of the riots giving the newly formed police force an opportunity to achieve its goals.

Our greatest thanks to the BLM group and other easily manipulated groups for your hard work in creating a Federal Police Force which will be completed very shortly.

Just a little note of caution to all African Americans and groups like BLM, once the Federal Police Agency is created, you will not be needed any more and you will be crushed if you try to riot again. There will be no need for your services after we have achieved our planned goal.

Corbyn Steps Closer to Grand Prize

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“For Jeremy and his supporters this is a great day because it is an indication that Marxism is alive and well in the Labour party and the country as a whole,” a Labour deputy revealed to the Mirror newspaper.

Mr Corbyn has increased his mandate among the party’s membership having won 61.8 per cent of the vote and is the undisputed leader much to the chagrin of centrist and more right wing Labour members, MPs.

As the Labour party confirms its push towards the extreme left wing of the political spectrum, there are ominous clouds dawning over the proposed 2020 general election.

“One must consider that although the Conservatives have a large following in the country, there are also very large elements espousing Corbyn’s Marxist doctrines. There are also large numbers of the population who are alienated, non property owners, jobless, and poverty stricken who will always vote for their champion, Corbyn.

“To this end, even though Theresa May tries to adopt socialistic ‘equality’ policies to placate these elements within the country, there is still a vast chasm separating the haves and have nots.

“Jeremy Corbyn, could thus easily swing the coming election to his favour as the population may be tired of Theresa May’s Tories and her duplicitous agenda. Especially if there is no clear Brexit, or a soft Brexit, there will be many disaffected voters who either go to the right of May or even go left. The onus is on Theresa May to thwart Corbyn and his millions of supporters by conducting a hard Brexit to placate the majority of voters who voted to get out of the EU,” a Westminster insider revealed on Saturday.

As far as Jeremy Corbyn goes, he has had the kitchen sink and its contents thrown at him and has survived a sustained onslaught from his own party members. This stalwart clinical holding on to the reins of power would certainly be approved of by the Bolsheviks, by leaders like Stalin, Mao and Lenin.

Comrade Corbyn may soon lead his Marxist soldiers into Number 10, and Britain’s socialist system, which is the core of the nation, will be complete once again.

Visit Charlotte North Carolina

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Charlotte used to have a wonderful heritage and history but that doesn’t really matter now, especially while a bottle is being hurled towards your head thrown by an angry black.

Don’t forget the myriad of museums on display, there’s the the Bechtler museum of modern art, sadly now boarded up, and the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Fire Education Center and Museum, now sadly just a burnt out husk.

Why not enjoy a smattering of the bard at the Charlotte Shakespeare theatre, a jolly place if it were not for the tear gas and the pigeon-liver’d pygmies.

If shopping is more to your liking, the city’s Southpark area has a wonderful array of shops and malls. Just follow the trail of broken glass to pick up whatever you want.

All in all, Charlotte is a wonderful American city to visit, it’s a vibrant cultural hub with good hotels and museums for all your tastes. You will be greeted by the friendly large African-American population who always have a smile on their faces, even when they’re throwing rocks through your hotel’s lobby windows.

Plenty of places to park your car rental in Charlotte, just be mindful of the hateful black mob who strip, rob and beat you senseless within an inch of your life for no particular reason at all.

Everyone’s Racist If You Have Eyes and Can See You Are Racist

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Sticking George Soros into a room full of migrants, all talking their own language, some cooking with their pots on the floor, others with their bare toes a few centimetres from his face. Gesticulating arguments and the smell is all too overpowering. Some are defecating in the corner of the room, it is okay in their culture.

Mr. Soros is to stay in this room for 48 hours, with a good mix of races, some from Africa, Eastern Europe, some from the Middle East or South East Asia. Elements of the group surround Soros, his $45,000 suit stands out, and he wears a $250,000 watch that could finance a home for 2,000 refugees.

Ah, I hear you say, this illustrates poverty, not racism. You are right but wrong, maybe one should consider there is a link between the two.

Soros, the only pale, well fed individual in the room is eventually pleading for his life. Where are his bodyguards now? He curses these darkies under his breath as they strip him of all he wears, then beat him into a pulp, leaving him quivering on the floor in his own blood and urine.

You see everyone is inherently racist. From birth, if you can distinguish other colours, you are racist. It is a perfectly natural human condition. Now distinguishing and discriminating are two different concepts, but here is the crux of the problem, when one distinguishes, he chooses, therefore he discriminates from other choices he could have chosen.

In most cases, from birth many stay within their own birth tribe/culture/colour/team/religion or whatever you wish to call it. This is the human conditioning working all too well, thousands of years of conditioning cannot be changed in a short time.

 

Now, the elite globalists, are merely trying to shock the system. We are now seeing races and cultures from the deepest zones of the earth foisted upon the predominantly Aryan Western countries, who have never encountered such things before. This causes a natural culture shock to the nation involved in the program.

The elite, are of course as racist as any other man, purely because they are exclusive individuals, but they are racist in educated ways, and this is why it permissible for them. Above the echelons and ramparts of the pyramid, an educated elitist from Burkina Faso can understand the elitist from Oxford, England quite well, as can the elitist from Beijing or Washington D.C.

In relation to the current time we are experiencing now, one could postulate that the globalist controllers have overplayed their hand slightly, but to come to that conclusion one must first find out the modus operandi of these controllers.

 

That, certainly cannot be revealed here in full, but if you think about it, by inflicting millions of culturally and racially different people onto an established predominantly mono-racial nation, many changes take place.

A singular world, a truly global one world order, must eradicate the differences as much as possible in the mind of the globalist architects. Therefore, there must be a singular race mixed up from many gene pools, a singular religion mixed up from many religions and refined into one, and a singular banking currency mixed up from multiple global currencies. From the many, we move to the singular much more easily controlled state. A singular security force which will enforce the New World Order with great voracity from the temptations of jingoistic national fervour.

The key to addressing the New World Order is how does one achieve this progression when blocked by certain nations who are staunchly unwilling to suddenly shock their citizens with a mass influx/invasion from different cultures and races?

War is probably the only answer to those who do not capitulate to forced migratory quotas. War or complete economic depletion.

We shall see.

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