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Experts: Unleash the Evil Clowns Explained in Full

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“The clown is the symbolism of the rustic fool, the peasant fool, the fossor, and ultimately the pagliaccio of clumsy doddering foolery.

“The recent sightings of ‘evil’ creepy clowns across the globe is a symbol of nihilism, existentialism, and the transitional process from which the new age is being ushered in.

“A great Mason once foretold of unleashing the Nihilists and the atheists, and provoking a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view.

“We are now on the cusp of this episode, this era, this epoch which will manifest in total warfare. To change things fast, there has to be war and destruction, to obliterate the obsolete ways of the past and bring forth the new age.

“The religions are now being pitted against each other, as are the opposing political doctrines more so than at any time in human history. This will culminate in the desecration of all factions to bring forth a New World Order.

“A singular global religion, a singular banking system, a singular global state.

“Robotics and artificial intelligence will be the servant of the elite, and not the flawed worker as was in the past. Workers are not necessary for the future, as the post-consumerist age will be all encompassing.

“To achieve this goal, the global population will be reduced by 90%, and war accompanied with its pestilence shall achieve this targeted projection. From whence the population of the earth shall be heavily controlled at sustainable levels.

“The Stones in Georgia, the little messages received, posted symbolism, the twin towers falling are all connected to the clowns walking the streets today.

“There is but one singular choice the survivors will have. Embrace the New World Order or die. There will be no second chances, or remorse, or moral position to take, or mercy to give.”

Champagne Socialist Lily Allen Sells Her Four Luxury Homes to Live in Jungle

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“It don’t matter that these economic migrants walked into France thanks to the Schengen zone and it is the French authorities’ responsibility to look after them, I’m a champagne socialist innit. I sold me four luxury homes, one of which was in Highgate, and anuvah in Primrose Hill. Nah, I wanna build a mansion in the jungle so I can watch over the migrants. I’ll be their camp boss, ya know like Schindler’s List, the camp head honcho who likes nothing but to shoot from his mansion on top of the hill. I’ll be their saviour a Mother Allen.”

Preparations have already been made for Lily Allen, and a team of Romanian gangsters, people smugglers and builders have accepted her cash to build her a nice little box in the jungle, it will have a corrugated iron roof, and a solid mud floor.

“She say she wanna be one of us. We build jungle mansion for her for good price. She give us the money, it now in Bucharest, and then I transfer to my account in Lake Lugano, and then we present her with her shack she want so bad. She gonna love it. We even install toilet for her, it nice hole in ground. She will never see her millions again. Stupid cunt, innit,” one of the jungle’s camp organisers revealed.

Well, that’s the end of Lily Allen then, and it couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. One can only hope she meets a terrible end in a few days or weeks, hopefully dysentery or a well deserved mugging replete with a full gutting session.

Theresa May Should Have Invoked Article 50 Within a Week of Her Becoming PM

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The Daily Squib has been calling for the repealing of the 1972 European Communities Act since July, but nothing happened.

We have been calling for swift action in invoking Article 50 but nothing happened.

Instead, Theresa May was swanning around in Scotland chatting to Sturgeon, or having a jolly holiday in the Swiss Alps.

Whilst all this nonsensical talking and dilly dallying was going on this gave time for the Remoaners to establish High Court cases against Brexit, to cause further damage demanding parliamentary votes, and for the Scottish hate mob to threaten the UK with further blackmail.

During this period of dalliance and unnecessary cogitation, we find ourselves on the brink of disaster as today a High Court ruling falls in favour of the Remoaners and their treacherous bid to scupper the bid of the people and the Crown.

Theresa May has done little or nothing for Brexit, apart from utter meaningless words.

Let us be certain that if the people’s will is not adhered to, there may in the future be severe civil unrest, and possibly civil war in Britain.

The Remoaners are the minority and they must accept the vote of the people and adhere to Her Majesty’s royal prerogative.

Brexit will be Brexit one way or another. Through peaceful means or otherwise.

To return sovereignty to Britain should be our singular immutable task, and it must be done or the traitorous, treasonous quislings will sell us all off to the totalitarian EU once and for all.

Hard Brexit Will NOT Cost Britain £66 Billion Per Year

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And, today, as predicted Project Fear has reared its ugly head once again. The dredged up nonsense from former Chancellor George Osborne, is another attempt by remainers (remoaners) to derail the Brexit as voted by the people on the June 23 EU Referendum.

Firstly, they are not factoring in the many lucrative global trade deals which will be acquired by Britain, and secondly they are not factoring in the cost of EU membership, as well as the myriad of fines and restrictions the EU sets upon Britain.

In 2015, the UK recorded a £67.7 billion deficit in the trade of goods and services with the EU, up from £58.8 billion in 2014.

All businesses in the UK are subject to restrictive costs put on their business even if only a small fraction of companies trade with the EU.

Brexit will open Britain’s trade up to the world, and it will not be restricted within the protectionist closed shop of the EU.

All this talking down Britain, is another attempt by the incessantly moaning remain crowd, a bunch of Marxist anti-Brits who would sell their own grandmother to the EU for the correct price.

The Remain people seem to enjoy totalitarian rule where everything is dictated to them, and where they pay £360 million per week to Brussels and are eventually conscripted into Juncker’s EU army.

Unfortunately, the Theresa May Cabinet, is made up of more remainers than Brexiteers and this is reflected in what is happening. The Treasury under rabid remainer, Philip Hammond is a lost cause.

HARD Brexit is the only way

A pox upon the remainers for you are treacherous traitors to Britain and its people. One can only hope for a civil war so these people, if you would like to call them that, could be thrown into the English channel where they can swim to France and leave Britain to get on with it.

Unless someone comes along who is a real Brexiteer, there will not be a departure from the EU in the near or long future. It is all talk and no action.

If you are a coward remainer, you have no faith, you have no belief in Britain. If you are a Brexiteer, you have faith and courage. You are strong, and you believe in Britain once again regaining its sovereignty and its right to sail the seas trading with whoever we wish.

We can move forward or backwards. Let us move forward, out of the EU jail house, and into the light.

Presidential Debate Round 2: Teflon Don Does it Again

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Despite having his private conversations published around the globe and being disowned by half the Republican party, Donald ‘Teflon’ Trump came into the ring swinging haymakers like a bull elephant on heat.

Described by Nigel Farage as a ‘silverback gorilla’ on the night, the Don came back with the one-liner zingers despite a very calculated cool performance by Hillary Clinton.

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To watch Bill Clinton squirming in the audience as he was dragged head first through a field of manure and used condoms was excruciating for him yet satisfying for many.

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It is a shame the election has been decided already, but Trump has come up from the dead. Here is a guy who just does not care. Most people would have been completely floored by the bus video but not the Don, the ‘Teflon’ Don does not lie down for anyone and deserves our respect even though he is an uncouth vulgar bullying thug.

The presidential race is clearly getting more heated up with some nice and juicy information being dredged up daily. Who is to say what else will surface from the sewer before the last presidential debate on Wednesday October 19th?

President Trump Inaugurates “Grab a Woman by the P*ssy Day”

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Speaking in New Jersey where president Trump was visiting a woman’s lingerie manufacturing company, he said:

“I just grabbed the lady CEO’s pussy. I’m meeting the British PM, Theresa May in London, England next week and I’m gonna grab her by the pussy too. I might need both hands for Angela Merkel who I’m meeting after. You know I like to do that.

“Grabbing women by the pussy is every man’s God given right, and listen to me, I’m making it official, as president I want a day dedicated to this act.”

Orders have been put through that July 27 should be ‘Grab a Woman by the Pussy day ‘.

This presidential decree means it will be sanctioned by the White House to grab any woman by the pussy on July 27.

Don’t forget to take your tic tacs.

Impoverished Russia: Soon the Bear Will Lash Out in Desperation

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The data does not look good. Here is a strongman, Putin, seemingly fearless standing over his foes and adversaries, and yet his country’s economy resembles a ruined pile of smouldering rubles.

Sanctions and low oil prices have seriously weakened Russia, and its economy. According to the World Bank the Russian economy has plummeted by over 40% since last year. Cut off from the global economy, the Russians are being starved out of their obstinate stupor by global restrictions and other methods of withholding economic sustenance.

As is the case in most semi-totalitarian states, the military always comes first, therefore Putin is putting his all behind funding his war chest, however, if the economic decline continues, this strategy will suffer too. Keeping jets in the air is not cheap, and missiles can cost more than a Russian citizen earns in a lifetime.

Unfortunately for Putin, this is the cost of being a maverick in a globalised world where all is entwined.

Since the Ukrainian incident, Putin has been the bad boy, but there is still a way back from the desert if he so wishes to comply.

Putin therefore has two choices only, stand his ground like a good Russian and wait for war, or rejoin the globalists, albeit at the back of the queue. By rejoining, Putin would be on probation for some time, and he may have to give up Syria and Ukraine, but at least Russia’s economy would once again regain its zing.

The choice is yours Vlad, death or life.

Revealed: Why There is No Mention of America or Australia in the Bible

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Miles Pendrith, a senior fellow  at the Christian Institute of Theology, a leading Christian authority in religion, revealed in a research paper on Tuesday, the findings of the study.

“The bible is a book containing the supposed words of an all seeing all knowing god, written by numerous European people during the Medieval era.

“The bible does not mention Australia, or America, simply because they had not been discovered thousands of years ago by the Israelites, or by the Emperor Constantine, post Roman Empire Medieval Europeans who wrote the bible hundreds of years later.

“Unfortunately, even though god is an all seeing being, he never mentioned kangaroos, wombats or North American Indians in the bible. We are not sure why this omission would occur however, come to think about it, the Chinese are not mentioned either.

“During our study, we also addressed the Noah’s ark tale. Yes, it is mentioned in the Epic of Gilgamesh on Sumerian cuneiform thousands of years before the bible was knocked up, but in the Christian bible, Noah received all the animals in the world before the great flood that god kindly created. If Australia is not mentioned in the bible, how did the kangaroos travel thousands of miles to Palestine across oceans to be included in the ark? What about pandas from China or the flightless Dodo from the island of Mauritius? Were these creatures, in their myriad of forms, magically transported to the Middle East by teleportation? We must also remember the Galapagos Islands, the Flightless cormorant does not have the ability to fly, so how the hell did it make its way to Noah’s Ark?

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The Flightless Cormorant’s pathetic little wings means it can’t fly. How it travelled from the Galapagos Islands to Noah’s ark in Israel over thousands of miles of ocean and land is a mystery even to this day.

“The bible is therefore restricted to a very small part of the known Roman world and has no cause for the Aztec or Mayan civilisations in South America either. Certainly this is a strange thing because one would have hoped that the Christian god would know everything and everyone, to be timeless, and have all knowledge.

“Our firm conclusion is not to our liking but it can be the only answer. The bible was written by numerous people who had limited knowledge of the earth as a whole at the time. They did not know about America, they did not know that kangaroos existed in Australia, and they certainly did not know that the Mayan civilisation were building pyramids like the ancient Egyptians. We are sad to conclude, that the bible has very little to do with god, and is just a man made book filled with archaic nonsense, moral tales for ancient people, and myths. Oh shit.”

Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism

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According to the Monty Python arch duke of satire, surrealism and the Ministry of Silly Walks, the Scots have colonised every part of major media operations in Britain.

Nowhere will you not find some duplicitous Scot undermining English interests than in key editorial/producer positions in all major newspapers and TV production studios.

The thing is he’s right. John Cleese, may be an old fuddy duddy escaped from a half filled dusty coffin buried in some apartment in Monaco, or wherever he is now, but he’s bang on the money, despite the outrage and ridiculous accusations of racism, he hit the nail on the head so hard it went through the floor.

The Scots have colonised the press, they influence the English population on what is read and what is not read, and these Scot editors manipulate the news that you read/watch every day. Go through the list of all major news publications in the UK today and bang you hit a Scot dead centre as the editor.

Of course, Scots have as much right as anyone to work anywhere they want in the United Kingdom, however the sheer proliferation of them within high positions in the news industry in England does beg questions.

In a time where it is okay to be a proud Scot or Welsh person, unfortunately to be a proud Englishman is frowned upon and sneered at. This is the crux of John Cleese’s dilemma.

Scottish Rite

It’s not only journalism. Look at politics. Naming a few names, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Alistair Campbell, and on and on.

One must consider the damage committed on Britain, on England by these politicians, who played the long game in inviting half the world’s population into tiny, overcrowded Britain. Lest we forget, Blair who was responsible for the biggest influx of people into the UK in modern history and a murderous war that we are still fighting.

The stain of Gordon Brown is still very much around today, this was the man who sold off Britain’s remaining gold reserves at the bottom of the market losing the treasury billions in revenue and impoverishing the country further. He certainly did not have England’s good fortune in mind, and one can imagine him sniggering as the Queen’s gold was sold off for a pittance. Another one up for Scotland.

Damage England bit by bit is possibly the Scottish agenda, and now that there is a little separation going on in mind and in political reality, the English must awaken to the parasites embedded in their system. Certainly, many of these plants have even lost the vestiges of their Scottish accents but they will damn well continue to undermine what’s left of England in their positions of power.

John Cleese has every right to castigate the Scots, as much as Nicola Sturgeon continues to do her best to undermine the English. Here is a woman who supported Scottish Independence which would have resulted in Scotland leaving the UK and EU a few years ago, but is now calling for Scotland to stay in the EU all because of the positive Brexit EU referendum result.

It is certainly good to see an Englishman fighting back. In this day and age of PC cultural Marxism, Cleese is a breath of fresh air, as for too long, the English have been so subdued, and fodder for cheap shots by all and sundry. As a race, the English do not know where to look now, they have almost become an amorphous race, invisible, angry and most of all tired of all this shit.

Fucking get up and hit that ball for a six.

First Picture of Kardashian Armed Robber

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French police want to interview the armed masked suspects as soon as possible.

The terrifying ordeal lasting fifteen minutes has left Mrs Kardashian West in a distraught mood, as she now has only a few pieces of jewellery to wear and show off on Instagram, some pieces barely even making up a million dollars in worth.

To this end, her husband, Kanye West is going to conduct another expensive fashion show to raise funds, and has even taken to Twitter to beg for money to buy more jewels.

“Yo yo yo. My bitch got rob. All y’all nigs need put sum cash down I need buy mo necklace n sheeit” Kanye tweeted in desperation.

So far the tally is $4.25, so a lot more to go eh.

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