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Gina Miller and Foreign Treason Wins Momentarily Over Brexit

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Gina Miller and Foreign Treason Wins Momentarily Over Brexit

 

Before the EU Referendum, both parliament and politicians vowed the referendum was the final word of the people and the result would be honoured. This is probably because they never thought that Brexit would be the answer. Only when the answer was not what they wanted to hear did they go back on their word.

To socialists and leftists, there is no such thing as a democracy, and we have seen that with the treacherous court case brought by the infantile Gina Miller and her sewage politics of corrupt money.

By paying off eurocentric judges bags of money this is not democracy. This is law committed by treachery, dishonesty and corruption.

Where a legitimate EU referendum can be overturned by unelected judges who are clearly under the control of Brussels, is a nail in the coffin of justice, and legal authority. Their judgement does not mean anything apart from proclaiming the British judicial system a tool for rich people to buy.

With this nail in British justice’s coffin comes the crown of excrement, freshly laid on Gina Miller’s head for all to see. Let her wear her crown till her dying day, let her every day smell the putrid rotting shit on her head, her crown of glorious corruption, of defilement of British democracy, of thwarting the will of millions of British citizens and for those who fought and died in World War II for our freedom.

May the millions who died in WW2 shout in your ears for the rest of your sorry life, Gina Miller, you and your treasonous scum friends who made every effort to commit treason and succeed in your ardent fervour.

You will wear the turd crown on your head forever. We understand Ms. Miller is under armed guard 24 hours a day and cannot go outside. Maybe you should go back to Guyana where you can at least walk about unhindered, as you cannot do the same in Britain as you are hated so much.

Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

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Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

 

 

The insane brainwashed Christian evangelists came up to the podium one by one to dole out their religious nonsense, and this signalled the turning point in America’s direction.

The US will now revert back to the heady days of George W. Bush post 911, and a full frontal assault on the whole of the Islamic religion.

There’s nothing wrong with that, many will say, however, this stance always fails because by further attacking Islam, one only fuels more terror, and recruitment into the fighting, defensive stance of their religion, many who were previously peaceful will join the fight against what they see as an unjust attack on their religion and lands.

Under a Trump presidency, we will thus see a noticeable escalation of numbers of jihadists created, more terrorism and more ISIS territory gained.

We will also see increased hatred of Islam within Europe and the United States, where citizens who overtly dress like Muslims will be attacked in the streets and told to leave.

Trump has already talked about blocking Muslims travelling to the US, however he has not stopped there, he has also alluded to detaining Muslims in camps, away from the general populace. These camps are already being prepared, as they were previously FEMA camps, and the lists of known Muslims within the US have already been drawn up. Those who are armed will be rounded up first.

The use of religion to create war is an old technique utilised by many throughout history, and Trump, with the Christian evangelists in tow is now on a mission from his god to decimate the Middle East further, of course with the full support of Israel.

This is all a consequence of pulling the rubber band too far during eight years of Obama rule. At some point the rubber band snaps back to its original state, the state of deranged Christians and their false religion of peace. The state of the true white America.

 

Why America Will Never Be Great

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Why America Will Never Be Great

 

Here lies a travesty of lies deep within its core, a standing joke upon its own self, the walls will crumble, decaying furiously, rotting away, led by the ludicrous, the depraved, and the lazy. To achieve greatness a civilisation must transcend its intrinsic evolution towards moral decay and this is why America fails miserably time after time. Any civilisation that revels in illusion so voraciously is always doomed to eventual failure.

Looking inward will not save America but speed up its decline. Under Trump there will be no greatness, for he does not hold greatness within his own being, only moral degeneration and terminal egoistic sickness fuelled by incessant greed. There is a morbid death in Donald Trump, and once he acquires the previously unattainable he loses interest, this new play toy, this new building, this new woman. Trump will fuck America, like he fucks everything else, then discard it.

The narcissist believes in his greatness and everything he touches turns to be great, but this is a false belief only fuelled by the narcissist’s immense unqualified undeserving ego and the mirror he looks in every day.

Trump much like Obama will bring further ruin to America and the unfortunate spillage will consume the globe, for there is no greatness in an empire that only values material conquest, there is no value in chaos and destruction meted upon a system which undermines any logical civil conclusion or intellectual spiritual path .

Much like Obama who preyed on ‘Hope’ and ‘Change’, Trump preys on blind nationalism, on Aryan supremacy, on greed, the pestilence of war, and more greed. There is no ‘Great’ within these limited bounds, only dispersion and humiliation.

The future for America lies in destruction, in terminal decline, for every empire has had to forfeit its position, and the United States is cursed to die young. These Americans have not known or even bothered to look at cultures or civilisations that lasted for thousands of years, they have simply crushed them under rubble from their bombs and drones. Where Obama stood by, Trump will act, however both stances can only bring destruction in the end, because there is no solid ground to stand on. The US is a neural network of virulent predatory violence stood on a bedrock of supreme corruption and festering greed.

America has moved too fast, and any civilisation that moves with such speed, such naivety and disrespect for the countless that superseded them is doomed to failure. In 240 years it has chosen to leap, but it has not looked at where it is to fall, and falling it is, fast, with no mercy or abatement.

There is no greatness in proclaiming greatness, or trying to regain greatness, for you do not know what the word means. The beginning of the journey or path to greatness is not even acknowledging the word or even trying to emulate the tenets  of accomplishments which only others can give to you, not yourself, or some pumped up meat packing bully like Donald Trump can evangelize.

No. There will never be a Great America. Too much has passed under the river now for America, the day has passed, the sun is setting on a nation that will never be great but is doomed to ultimate failure and destruction.

The End of Obama Gulag Years

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The End of Obama Gulag Years

 

 

I can feel the light coming through the clouds. I can see the clouds slowly parting as the sun shines over the gulag that is the internet today after eight fucking horrible years of Obama anti-free speech sovietization.

I look up to the heavens and say what I want to say without having all my backlinks erased because of a story I wrote, or some omnipotent internet authority threatening me with complete erasure for not complying with the Obama anti-free speech doctrine.

As the sunshine comes over the landscape the politically correct pieces of shit all look up and scream, their skin turns to dust as what remains of them are blown in the wind back down the drains where they came from. The Social Justice Warriors, an element of soviet conditioning try to run back into the darkness but are caught out by the the bright rays. They explode magnificently, blood, guts and their horrid authoritarian ideology disappear into the mire never to be seen again.

I look up and breathe a deep sigh of relief, my lungs take in pure air, not the putrid soviet Marxist polluted air of Obama’s propaganda and his spendthrift waste.

There is purity again, a cleansing of socialist detritus, the mainstream Obama press, once omnipotent, now impotent.

Lo and behold, before me, above the horizon, the sun shines once again over the internet. Where there was a prison of controlled darkness, the spider’s web, the octopus like grip lifts, now there is light, it dazzles the eyes with its powerful beam of freedom and truth.

In this truth beam, the real fake news is seen, and the holders of truth know that the trickery does not work any more. Their Mccarthyite witch hunt is destroyed in a single beam.

Obama is no more. His evil stench flounders, he is a no more man, a man with no birth, a man who is nothing once again, tortured in his own mind every day with his failure. He has not achieved anything apart from oppression. He slinks back into the darkness, a shadow, a cringing decrepit stain on humanity, a boil on the ass of indignity, a festering turd left to rot on the side of a toilet bowl in some dive bar in Hawaii.

Go back from whence you came. Your evil is not wanted any more. You have tried to kill the internet but you did not succeed, and you tried to kill freedom of speech and you did not succeed. You have maimed America, and watched as the world burned, and did nothing. Take your ludicrous inhibitive regulations, your gangrene ridden doctrine and flush hard, for it will all be erased soon, there will not be a trace left of your horrible tenure. You will have no legacy. Just nothing.

Go back to your crypt, in the dank darkness, where the excrement is knee deep, your dungeon will be your home from now on. In the darkness you will find comfort once again, for you sought to bring that darkness upon the earth but failed miserably.

We hope never to see your face again, or hear your fake words from your shit stained lips. Fuck you Obama. Fuck you.

 

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We’ll Believe It When We See It Mrs May

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Although much of what May said was mildly pleasing to the ears, there is still a major feeling of trepidation to the supposed proceedings.

First of all, there are the multiple factions within parliament and the Lords who wish to thwart the will of the British people. These elements are embedded deep within the system and are doing everything they can to stop Brexit. We have the Blair, Mandelson, Osborne trio, we have the snivelling yellow puss bag, Clegg, and we have the Hillary Benn contingent, all waiting in the wings to spring up a little surprise for the plodding along Brexit.

Lest we forget the multiple lawsuits against the government. Which leads us to believe that Britain is not ruled by elected members of parliament but unelected europhile judges, money grabbing prostitutes to whoever is holding the largest cheque and slipping it under their dusty white wigs.

The third problem is Scotland, which is turning out to be a turd for the ‘United’ Kingdom. They hate everything and everyone down South even though England pays for every Scottish citizen twice over in benefits and free university, or whatever they demand the next day. It would be a good day to cut Scotland off and build a three hundred foot high wall across the border so they can wallow in their independent misery of poverty for eternity. If they want to leave so much, we should cut off this rotting limb from the UK sharpish, otherwise the gangrene will spread South. Let the little Krankie imp Sturgeon rot in her self righteous arrogance and Scottish nationalism, a horrible barren cunt of a woman who deserves nothing but pain.

The fourth problem lies within cabinet itself, and these are Remoaners embedded in high places, Hammond comes to mind here, this is a man who holds the keys to the Treasury, and from his past actions has no stomach for Brexit. Theresa May, herself a Remainer, could have exited the country from the EU within the first month of taking office, but has dilly dallied for so long now, she doesn’t seem to know which way is up or down. Every week is another promise, one minute she wants a deal for all, the next she hardens her stance, and the next it’s something completely different. There does not seem to be any rhyme or reason to her stalling, but she has. May could have repealed the 1972 communities act within the first week of taking office, she could have enabled Article 50 and just got on with it instead of taking long Alpine holidays in Switzerland. Her delaying tactics allowed the myriad of lawsuits to take effect, for enemies of the people to resurge in parliament, and for the general populace to lose hope in a true exit from the evil clutches of Brussels.

As we mention in the title, we’ll believe Brexit when we see it. Otherwise it’s all talk, all bullshit from the saccharine lips of Theresa. Stop fucking talking and do something for a change.

Homeless Michelle Obama Woes After White House

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Homeless Michelle Obama Woes After White House

Long gone are the wasteful days of $100 million vacations, or Air Force One flights to a function 20 miles away costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars in fuel and maintenance costs.

After the Trump win something changed in Barack, here was his legacy at risk of being wiped out completely. Obamacare, Obamaphones, Obamafreebies, Obamatoiletpaper, Obama this and Obama that.

“He’d come home and say the ‘gibsme’ culture is gone, now whitey ain’t ‘gibsing’ any mo. He was depressed. Here we had ransacked everything that whitey had and then they say we had to vacate the White House. Barack fell into dark times, he didn’t even wanna play golf no more, instead he got the secret service guys to score some crack or meth. The dream was over, our liberal progressive Marxist ideology had been ruined by one man – Trump, and that dumbass white bitch Hillary who couldn’t win a prize in a prize factory,” a woeful Michelle told our reporter.

The road from the White House back door is a long one, and already Michelle is stalking the streets of D.C. trying to find a good cardboard box to maybe make home once again. If you staple a few cardboard boxes together you can add waterproof tarpaulin over the top to make it more habitable, especially in winter.

It has only been a week or so since they moved, and already Barack has spent all the money the family had on drugs, he even sold some of Michelle’s dresses and trannie straps used to keep her male genitalia as flat as possible under garments. With no money, the kids left and are now staying with their boyfriends.

“I don’t see Barack much, only one or two time a week. The meth he is smoking already rotting his teeth, and he get all violent with me but I is bigger than him and the other day beat him so hard his last tooth fell out. I said serves him right. But he says he wants the same high as being in the White House. He’s searching for that thrill of ordering white people around. He just can’t find it, and when I told him, I said it was all an illusion. He was just a nigger then and he’s just a nigger now. Nothing changes. Having a nigger in the White House don’t mean you ain’t a nigger any mo, it just mean they put one us in there as a token. Ain’t gonna happen ever again.”

It’s Monday, and the Trump Inauguration will happen this Wednesday. What does Michelle think about that?

“Pfffft. It’s offensive. Trump is offensive to me. Here I am in a cardboard box under a bridge and that ass wipe is the new prez. Maybe I should run in 2020. I want my dresses back, I want my useless initiatives back, I want to ruin school meals again, I gots me ambitions for mo multimillion holidays. By that time don’t know if Barack will be around anymo? Who cares any way, I’m more man than he ever was, I can do this.”

As the rain pitter patters down in the freezing cold, Michelle pulls out a placard and begs for money. It’s another day in downtown Washington D.C. , this time not from the comfort of the White House but a cardboard box under a freeway bridge.

Exclusive: Leaked Still From Trump Golden Shower Video

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Exclusive: Leaked Still From Trump Golden Shower Video

 

 

Agent B, FSB licensed to kill, contacted our offices by breaking in through the chimney at 4am last night. The dossier he was carrying held the Golden Shower Trump video which we immediately put on the screen.

The agent then said he would like payment of 230,000 dollars or he would imbibe us all with polonium milkshakes.

When we asked what that was, he answered ‘Litvinenko, remember him?’

Luckily we pulled a switch on the agent, while he was not looking, one of our staffers took pictures, and used a portable hard disk fob to record the evidence in its entirety.

We told the agent he should go to the Sun where they have big pockets due to being part of the Murdoch money empire. Sadly at the DS we don’t have two pennies to rub together, let alone thousands of dollars. Just ask for Rebekah, she’ll give you a large brown envelope I said timidly.

The agent was not happy and said he could take us all out in less than 12 seconds, that’s when our sub editor shit himself, like literally pooed in his underpants. The smell was so bad that the agent left sharpish back up the chimney, and was last seen jumping over roofs in Whitechapel.

Hopefully that’s the last we see of the Russian bugger.

Here is the still of Trump receiving a golden shower in Moscow courtesy of a group of Russian prostitutes. The full footage may never be released, thank god.

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Global Domination: Facebook Developing Mind-Reading Device

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Global Domination: Facebook Developing Mind-Reading Device

 

 

Developed at the infamous Facebook laboratory ‘Building 8’ is focused on engineering new hardware products to advance the mission of connecting the world.  “We bring together world-class experts to develop seemingly impossible products that define new categories. We drive innovation in augmented and virtual reality, artificial intelligence, brain neural connectivity and other important breakthrough areas.”

What Facebook is developing in Menlo Park, is an interface that will cede complete control of a large chunk of the human race to Facebook, this cannot be denied as Facebook has itself admitted to the development of the DARPA-like technology.

According to insiders, the Facebook evil conglomerate is developing brainchips which will be neurally linked with your brain, embedded deep in your neocortex, the part of the brain which deals with sight and hearing, Facebook will be able to transmit advertisements straight into your mind.

But it’s not only adverts that you will be forced to watch for the gain of Zuckerberg and his evil plan, there will be other thoughts that could easily be transferred into your mind, sometimes sub-consciously so you will not realise it until it is too late.

Building 8

“They can gauge exactly what sort of person you are, what you are thinking, and how to program you. Commercially this is a goldmine, but also governmental control wise, there will be easy access to your behaviour, where modifications can be enacted at the touch of a few buttons. With nearly a billion users on Facebook, this new tech is invaluable, because certain agencies can use this to program millions of people at the same time. If everyone on Facebook suddenly becomes happy with no apparent reason, or sad, or angry, or suddenly very patriotic this is useful, especially in times of war. We can make people really want to join the military, they will in reality have no choice because the urge we transmit will be too great, or people can be made to buy a certain product, because we have implanted an irresistible urge in your mind to do so. These are the things that will happen, the Facebook dystopian nightmare is here already, where every facet of your life is ruled by Mark Zuckerberg and his evil plan.”

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What Zuckerberg and his evil minions are doing to the world is a terrible crime, a crime so heinous and dastardly yet many under the spell of Facebook are completely ignorant of it. These people are lost, they will soon be completely controlled robots under the Facebook empire of complete control.

It’s not too late to save yourself

If you are on Facebook today, and have read so far, we urge you to save yourselves. You must act now, delete your page, delete everything you have on that site, and never go back there again. There is still time to save your privacy, your mind from the conditioning and programming of Facebook. Before it is too late, you must do it, and do it now. Log on to Facebook now and click the downward arrow at the top right of any Facebook page, select “Settings”, click “Security” in the left column. Choose “Deactivate your account“, then follow the steps to confirm. Once you have done that, pat yourself on the back, you have freed yourself from Facebook.

Leaked Intelligence Report: Trump Golden Showers Extravaganza

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Leaked Intelligence Report: Trump Golden Showers Extravaganza

 

 

First of all if you’re ever in Russia, never stay at the now tainted Ritz Carlton in Moscow.

According to a leaked U.S. intelligence report, Trump enjoyed the services of pissing Russian prostitutes in the same suite that Michelle Obama used on her visit.

Kompromat

As for the footage of this incident, let us hope it is never leaked onto the internet. This is something that could bring down many in the population with permanent blindness.

The report, peppered with spelling mistakes, suggests that some in the U.S intelligence service are not very intelligent, and that much of the information displayed on the pages is hearsay.

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Apart from the fact that much of the allegations are non verifiable (unless one has the necessary connections in the CIA to check) there seems to be the slight massive fucking problem of leakage. What kind of an intelligence service leaks such a compromising document, which was meant to be Top Secret in the first place?

This leads us to believe it has the hand of Obama directly behind the leak, who in his last days in office is in the throes of a scorched earth policy on the incoming president.

Obama Speech: Marxism Needs You, Says Outgoing President

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Obama Speech: Marxism Needs You, Says Outgoing President

 

 

 

Man Who Ruined America Gives Last Speech

 

“By almost every measure, America is a worse, weaker place” than it was eight years ago when he took office, he told thousands of supporters.

“If you want to see how democratic our nation is now, go out into the street and try to protest. When the militarised police beat your teeth into the gutter, you will know no democracy lives in America!”

But he warned “my major push for pc socialist censorship, mass surveillance by the state, media controls, and false democracy is threatened whenever we take it for granted”.

He implored Americans of all backgrounds to consider things from each other’s point of view, saying “we have to pay attention and listen to my Soviet repetition technique. If I tell you lies constantly, you will eventually believe them”.

The country’s first black president, now 55, was first elected in 2008 on a message of hope and change. Hope and change however soon descended into despair and more of the same shit.

His successor, Donald Trump, has vowed to undo some of Mr Obama’s signature policies including the disastrous waste of trillions spent on the ailing Obamacare fiasco. He will be sworn into office on 20 January.

Raucous chants of “four more years of debt” from the selected brainwashed liberal socialist crowd were brushed aside by the president. “I’d like to but I can’t do that,” he said with a smile. US presidents are limited to two terms by the constitution.

“No, no, no, no no,” he said, when the crowd booed the prospect of Mr Trump replacing him.

Striking an upbeat tone, Mr Obama said that the peaceful transfer of power between presidents was a “hallmark” of American democracy, even though behind the scenes, Obama has been working on multiple plans to make things harder for the incoming president.

But, he outlined three threats to American democracy – socialism, Marxism and everything I’ve been doing for the past eight years.

In his closing remarks he said he had one final request for Americans as president: “I am asking you to believe. Not in my blatant lies and bullshit I have been telling you for so long – but in yours.”

Returning to Chicago, where he first declared victory in 2008, Mr Obama delivered a mostly positive message to Americans after a divisive election campaign which saw Mr Trump defeat Democrat Hillary Clinton.

“I love this town. Who got shot tonight? Raise your hands if you can. I heard 38 people were shot here in the last half hour. That’s better than last year, when we had 65. Hopefully next year there will be less shootings but I doubt it.”

Mr Obama said that young Americans – including those who worked on his campaigns, and who believe “in a fair, just, inclusive America” – left him feeling “even more pessimistic about this country than I was when we started”.

In choosing Chicago, Mr Obama had earlier said he wanted to return to “where it all started” for him and First Lady Michael Obama, instead of delivering the speech from the White House. (three gun shots sound and two gang members in audience drop down)

Returning to Chicago, where he first declared victory in 2008, Mr Obama delivered a mostly positive message to Americans behind twelve bullet proof screens.

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Mr Obama said that it was in Chicago as a young man, “still trying to figure out who I was, still searching for purpose in my life”, that he “joined in at the bath houses where all the young men would congregate”.

“This is where I learned that change only happens when you get stuck in there. I was trying to find my level of gayness, and I succeeded,” he said. “After eight years as your president I still believe that.”

Some 18,000 people attended the farewell address at McCormick Place, the largest convention centre in North America where the night got off to a usual Chicago shoot out session. By the end of the evening police recorded over 145 gunshots, and recorded over 60 gunshot victims, some fatal.

The tickets were given out free, but were selling online for more than two ounces of hashish each hours ahead of the speech.

As he leaves the Oval Office, President Obama is viewed favourably by 57% of illegal immigrants and socialist brainwashed Americans, according to an Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll, a similar level to Bill Clinton when he left office.

Barack Obama’s final speech – in quotes

On race

Stoking the racial fires was my job, and of course my friend Soros. Under my watch there were thousands of race riots where black people were coerced to commit crimes and riot. I sat back and watched that shit giggling my little ass off. Those nigs are so easy to manipulate, it’s like 1,2,3.

On his achievements

If I had told you eight years ago that America would triple its debt, lose major territory globally including Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, Turkey and Libya. You would not have believed me. I added $7.6 Trillion to America’s debt and that’s not including the Trillions I added to the federal debt liabilities. I gave Iran billions of U.S. taxpayers cash and they continue to construct nuclear weapons under our noses. I have single-handedly ruined America’s standing in the world forum, and I am proud of bankrupting America for generations to come.

On Michael Obama

Michael LaVaughn Andre Robinson, ‘girl’ of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife, husband and mother and father of our adopted children, you have been my best friend and fuck buddy. You took on a role you didn’t ask for and you made it your own with sheer audacity. You made the White House a place that belongs to nobody. Everything about you is fake, and that’s what I love about you so much, we fooled those idiots and you deserve a medal just for that. It was only that one time when Joan Rivers mouthed off that people started to realise. Good thing my boys fixed Joan up a few weeks after she gave the game away.

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