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He Who Controls the Young and Gullible Voters is King

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Jeremy Corbyn has hit upon a gold mine, because the young voters he targets are uninformed, easily led, and love freebies thrown in front of them. They are young, dumb and hungry for hope, eager for any morsel from this austerity ridden hell that they swim in. The fact that the country is still under austerity because of the previous Labour government bankrupting Britain is of course not mentioned, to the Corbyn youth, it is a Tory scum problem.

Try to explain to any of these fawning Corbynistas that nothing is free, and everything has to be paid for somewhere down the line is useless, because the initial seed has been sown, and no one is going to spoil their socialist utopian fantasy.

The fact that the UK still has a debt of £1.8 trillion created by the previous Labour government also falls on deaf ears. They just don’t want to know.

Corbyn’s voter base is not just the uninformed young pliable student, but also the ones who are entrenched in the welfare system, unemployed, unemployable, addicts, anarchists, Marxists, millennial snowflakes, these are the disenfranchised angry voters who rarely vote, but Corbyn enticed them to vote this time.

To analyse Jeremy Corbyn’s technique in pulling the wool over the eyes of the young, we must study Soviet propaganda techniques as well as the Nazi era use of the youth to put forward their agenda.

The Soviet use of repetition was in full swing during the election, where Corbyn continually repeated his promises to the young. By repeating lies and false information you eventually make it a truth amongst those who do not understand politics or economics.

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The Labour Manifesto was one stacked full of bribes, lies that gave hope to the disenfranchised youth, and false promises that simply were not economically viable. But the clever manipulative Corbyn team did not care that they were peddling half-truths, fake promises, or outright bollocks. If a student sees that the Pied Piper Corbyn is promising that his student loan will be paid off in full by the state, he is going to be out there at first dawn ready to vote Labour.

On the other hand, we had the Conservative manifesto, where they stuck to the books, looked at what was affordable, did not promise any ridiculous giveaways, and they paid the price for that one. There was not one single bribe or pledge to give hope to anyone. To be this brutally honest was a major setback and the Conservatives paid the ultimate price by losing their parliamentary majority.

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The lesson to be learned is, lie as much as you can in the manifesto and create false promises of hope to the youth. They will not question it. Older voters who have experience of political systems, economics or reality will see through it, and this is why you have to target the youth. Young, dumb and full of come. They have little or no understanding of any electoral process, as many have never experienced it before. The youth are ripe for the taking, easily brainwashed and suckered into anything you want them to believe in.

Whoever wants to win the next election will have to thus follow the Corbyn technique of selling false hope to the youth. To get the grey vote, sell them some cleverly filtered lies and false promises as well and you’re well sorted.

Post-Election Latest: Therexit Put on Hold For Brexit

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Suddenly, out of the blue, prominent Brexiteer Michael Gove has come back from the wilderness to offer the beleaguered PM some advice on how to Brexit.

Even Boris Johnson is firmly behind the PM, as he wants the Brexit negotiations to go on unhindered.

“I am asking everyone to hold off until things are safe once again, then I’ll make my move,” the Boris said from Whatsapp.

Ex-Chancellor of the Exchequer, the vengeful George Osborne, has been caught gloating about the current mess the Tories and PM are now in. Please stop it George, it looks very vulgar and cheap. You really are a sad bastard aren’t you?

Meanwhile on the other side of the political spectrum, deluded Jeremy Corbyn is claiming he won the election even though his party were 53 odd seats shy of a majority. In true communistic style, he refuses to believe the obvious and is continuing to soldier on in his own frazzled Soviet mind.

An alliance with the DUP, an Irish gang of political conservative thugs who make the Tories look like a bunch of girl scouts, is sure to make things even more unpleasant for the snowflake generation of Corbyn voters.

Brexit negotiations will commence soon enough, and then only then may there be a Therexit.

Here’s to a good solid hard Brexit.

Therexit On the Cards as the Weak and Wobbly Cannot Negotiate With EU

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How can one negotiate without a mandate, with no legs, no arms, just a defiant head and body barely bobbing up and down from the water? This is why the EU is so eager to start negotiations, and are begging Britain to send over their delegate. They want a weak and wounded PM, like May, to play with.

The Conservatives must act decisively to instate a new leader immediately. This is the only way the EU talks will be taken seriously, and May must move aside graciously. She had her time.

Nevertheless, the knives are sharpening at Tory HQ, and a Therexit is imminent.

Our pick is of course, Boris Johnson, who is sure to put some sprouts up the Brussels sniggering elites intent on derailing the process completely.

Labour Vote: Where British Self-Hatred and Gullibility Succeeded in Britain’s Demise

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The clever strategy of dangling carrots in front of low-information young voters who were suckered into believing the false promises and lies streaming from the Pied Piper Jeremy Corbyn are laughable, but also prove that much of the electorate in Britain today are easily led gullible morons who believe anything without question.

With no way of paying for their ridiculous inflated promises, Labour successfully meddled with the vote and now we have a hung parliament with a Conservative leader who has little or no mandate left to lead or exercise Brexit.

So, why does a large part of Britain hate themselves and their Britishness? This comes down to socialist indoctrination, political correctness, and a devout hatred of Britain, at such a level that these people who voted for Labour would collaborate with the enemy, and the truth is they have helped Britain’s enemies profoundly by voting Labour.

It seems there is an ingrained level of self-hatred, dumbed down masochistic fervour that much of the British electorate wish upon themselves time after time by voting Labour, and the June 8 election was one of these moments.

By voting Labour, you have committed unconscionable harm on Britain, and aided our enemies, you have in fact created a situation now that will hurt British interests abroad and within for many years to come.

Hope you are happy with yourself, you Labour voter, why not go and get a razor to self-harm as it will make you feel better in your filthy self-hatred, after all, that is what you like doing so much.

Proper Brexit Now F***ed Thanks to Theresa May

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In essence, there will not be a Brexit now, because whatever the pro-EU contingency agrees on will be the exact opposite of a proper Brexit. Coupled with the multiple meddlers and other parasite scum who are anti-British denizens of the EU, any chance of a proper Brexit has now disappeared forever.

With a hung parliament, and a weak Tory government led by a suicidal grey prune like May, there is no hope of achieving strong negotiations with Brussels.

It is evident that Britain is full of low information c*nts who would vote for a terrorist sympathiser simply because he paraded numerous election bribes in front of their faces. The fact that Corbyn cannot fund these bribes didn’t cross the minds of the unintelligent moronic scum who voted for him. They probably do not even know the country still has a debt of £1.8 trillion.

For all those who dreamed about leaving the EU, those days have gone. Theresa May could have had another three years of Tory government, she should have triggered Article 50 immediately after taking the reins, but instead she dill dallied, she instated a Remainer Chancellor, she took long holidays in the Alps.

The time is lost now. Nigel Farage has lost everything he worked for, and all those people (52% of the electorate) who voted for Brexit on June 23, 2016 may as well have not voted.

Thanks to Theresa May, there will not be a Brexit now. The EU has won, as they always do, and Britain and its people are the ultimate fucking losers.

Exit Polls: May Day, May Day, Where’s Boris to Save the Day?

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Theresa May’s pathetic insipid electoral performance amongst the strutting apes of Corbyn and Lib Dem Tim Farron was so low key that it resembled a simpering mouse slinking behind a sofa.

The Tory manifesto certainly contributed to Theresa’s downfall, as did her timid u-turns, and her tawdry responses to questions. The absence of Brexit on her agenda belied her non-committal to the exercise, as she was a Remainer from start to finish.

We need someone with some fucking balls to take the reigns, and someone who lit up the screens on his entry, and that person is a true Brexiteer, unlike the PM and her Chancellor of the Exchequer. This is a time of war, terror and a dangerous surge in communism.

Enter BoJo, Boris the Johnson, the Brexiteer Musketeer, who is the only one who can skewer these pseudo-Marxist liars and their offers of bribes to young impressionable naive voters.

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If the exit polls are correct May must resign immediately or be pushed out with a hard fist, and Boris Johnson must come in to take the reigns and subsequent Brexit negotiations away from the permanently scared, simpering Theresa May.

Bring on the Boris, this is the only solution to a very tawdry situation the Conservatives now find themselves in. Theresa May is not fit for purpose and needs to be shipped off to the glue factory as soon as possible.

5 Western Luck Symbols Hiding in Plain Sight

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With a wealth of science and technology at our fingertips nowadays, it seems that superstition should have gone out of the window at roughly the same time as dunking witches. However, open your eyes and you’ll see that superstitions lurk all around us, with luck icons pervading many areas of daily life. As such, let’s zone in on five luck icons that are hiding in plain sight all around us.

Troll dolls

From toddlers to white van drivers, troll dolls have proven unnervingly popular with consumers in the UK. Created by Danish woodcutter Thomas Dam in 1959, troll dolls were originally made of wood and sold as ‘good luck trolls.’ Troll doll buying crazes took place in the 1960s, 70s and 90s, before being reignited once more when Dreamworks released its Trolls movie in 2016.

Most troll doll owners are unfamiliar with how rooted in superstition their ugly little toys are, but the figurines actually stem straight from Scandinavian folklore. Scandinavian superstition holds that a person who is laughing can’t have anything bad happen to them. Thomas Dam decided to make his trolls’ features so hideous that they would make their owners chuckle. He comments,

“They were so ugly that you couldn’t help but laugh, and when you laugh, luck follows you.”

Buddha statues

From spas and gardens to restaurants and bars, Buddha statues pop up in all sorts of places. Most of us in the West simply see them as decorative objects, but Buddha statues bring with them a whole host of superstitions. Meditating Buddha statues are associated with peace and harmony. Meanwhile, laughing Buddha statues are reported to bring good luck and wealth to those who own them (hence their popularity with restaurant and bar owners). Rubbing a laughing Buddha’s substantial belly is also said to be lucky.

Fortune cats

Fortune cats are an Eastern tradition that has been firmly adopten by Western culture. Called Maneki Neko, fortune cats are those decorative little cat statues with the waving paw that you see in Asian restaurants, supermarkets and shops. Tradition holds that the cats bring good luck and fortune, but it’s not just Asian business owners who conform to the superstition. Have you looked around your local bingo hall recently? Whether online or offline, bingo sites have subscribed firmly to the trend of fortune cats, taking inspiration from Eastern tradition and giving it a contemporary, Western twist. Don’t forget to wave back!
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Horseshoes

A great favourite with pubs looking to style themselves at once as traditional country ale houses and contemporary urban gastro eateries, horseshoes adorn the walls of pubs the length and breadth of the UK. However, it’s not just our boozers that have adopted the horseshoe as a good luck symbol – it’s also commonly used as part of wedding decorations. From necklaces and cufflinks to table decorations, horseshoes frequently crop up as good luck symbols to bless unions.

The horseshoe as a symbol of good luck dates back to 959 AD, when the Devil visited St Dunstan (then a blacksmith, in his pre-sainthood days) and asked him for a horseshoe (clearly the devil’s hooves aren’t immune to wear and tear just because he’s the devil). Quick-thinking St Dunstan promptly nailed a red-hot horseshoe to the Devil who, despite a reputation for enjoying infernos, found the occurrence to be rather painful and begged for the horseshoe’s removal. St Dunstan complied, but only after making the Devil promise to never enter a place which had a horseshoe hung above the door.
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Four-leaved clovers

The four-leaved clover occurs naturally but rarely, with only around 1 in 10,000 white clovers having four leaves (rather than the usual three). From bingo halls to jewellery, four leaf clovers abound in the West, with the symbol having become one of the most pervasive lucky charms.

Legend has it that Eve sneaked a four leaf clover out of Paradise when she was kicked out and thus anyone who owns one has their own little piece of Paradise. By the Middle Ages, the belief had arisen that those with a four-leaved clover were able to see fairies, as well as to recognise witches and other evil spirits. It thus acted as protection against such creatures.

Today, the four-leaved clover has become like so many other Western luck icons – their roots are frequently forgotten, but the symbols themselves survive, hiding their superstitious heritage in plain sight.

Jeremy Corbyn Serious Threat to National Security Monitored By Special Branch

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What many of his followers do not know is that Jeremy Corbyn is deemed a threat to national security by Special Branch and the MI5, because of his links to terrorist groups as well as his ideological beliefs which include Marxism, communism and his plans to use totalitarian authoritarian ruling techniques that would thwart democracy.

Communism is a political ideology which was responsible for more than 120 million deaths in the 20th Century. As an authoritarian ideology it is one of the most inhibitive forms of rule, and if Corbyn and his Momentum group come into power, not only will our democratic values suffer but many of our treasured institutions like parliament and the royal family will be damaged forever.

As a staunch republican, Corbyn is planning to do away with Britain’s long standing royal family. He also wants to nationalise every part of business, including the banking industry. He wants to undo Brexit and gain ever closer union with the EU, as well as dump the British pound for the euro.

Under Corbyn, Britain will become a de facto Soviet state where all speech will be heavily monitored and censored. There will be another massive increase in surveillance and monitoring of private citizens will be seen as the norm.

 

We have already witnessed how hard it is to kick Corbyn out of the Labour party, well, as PM, it will be nigh on impossible to kick Corbyn out as under communism, the elections held will be heavily controlled one party affairs.

All other political parties will thus be outlawed under a Corbyn communist regime, and those who disagree with him will be imprisoned. This hard line method is exactly what Corbyn plans to unveil a few years into his rule.

The Orwellian nightmare brought upon the UK will be so awful that many will try to flee these shores, and many will be caught and put into re-education programs.

With Britain’s wealth tied up mainly in property, punitive taxation schemes will whittle down private wealth and move it to the state. Eventually, the plan is to abolish all ownership of private property, apart from those deemed worthy, i.e. high party Labour officials who will get preferential treatment.

 

Labour during the election campaign has been targeting Britain’s youth, who do not know anything about communism, let alone politics. By targeting the youth with false bribes relating to free education and free benefits, free housing, free travel, free beer, Labour is making promises it cannot keep but will ensure a young vote, simply because the youth only see the word ‘free’ in front of everything. This ploy suckers in many naive young people who do not bother to question and are ill informed about economics and politics.

June 8th is thus the day that the country will either be saved or lost. If Labour wins, you must start thinking of leaving Britain and taking your hard earned wealth before it gets really bad, if the Conservatives win, then Britain and Brexit will be saved.

Facts and Figures of the Online Gaming Market

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Whether it be fighting against your friend on the latest console game, or playing a game on your mobile device, the ability to play online has changed the playing field in a huge way.

To see the impact of the Internet on gaming, you just have to look at the figures. Taking Grand Theft Auto V as an example, this is a game that has been out for years, but is still huge. Grossing around $1 billion worldwide in just 3 days it is a truly huge game. The online side of the game is further extending its life, with only Red Dead Redemption 2 coming out in 2018 a real competitor to its popularity.

Another aspect of online gaming is the move to digital sales for the games. In 2016 digital and online games grossed £1.22bn in the UK where boxed games brought in £766.7m.

Mobile gaming also brought in £955.1m.

The fact that both mobile gaming and digital sales out grossed boxed games shows that our gaming habits are definitely moving online, in both sales and playing the games.

Moving away from sales and looking to how much profit online gaming brings in on a global scale, the amounts are staggering. With a total of 99.6bn in 2016 it is no surprise that the games industry is noticing where the real money is made. This big rise of course is brought in by the rise of mobile gaming and the freemium model that most games use now.

Through the use of in-game purchases and the players willing to add money to their games, games companies are now making huge profits in these games. We can’t complain too much about this though, the more profit made this way, the more money can be invested in the big Triple A games on the major consoles.

Gaming on mobile gaming comes in many forms, from the very lucrative Candy Crush Saga clones, to live casino in the UK, and of course the huge Pokémon Go game, players have never had so much choice. It will be interesting to see if the popularity of Pokémon Go brings in a new wave of augmented reality games, and what impact virtual reality will have.

Online gaming is incredibly lucrative to game companies, and most importantly is very popular to gamers. While it is always a mistake to forget the importance of solo player options, the future is definitely in social gaming. Whether it be playing a game on your mobile phone or destroying your opponent in a game like Overwatch, playing online just can’t be beaten.

EU Law: Britain Cannot Do Anything to Watched Jihadis Roaming Britain

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With many calls in the media to lock up known Jihadi terrorists and extremists who pose a serious threat to the country, unfortunately little can be done because the UK government has its hands tied by EU Human Rights legislation.

Until the UK leaves the EU and dumps EU law, it cannot do anything to deport or jail terrorists who pose a threat to the public.

In pretty much every case, the European Court of Human Rights thwarted any attempt to deal with terrorists citing “Rule 39” as the reason.

It’s not only known terrorists on the watch list who are untouchable, but foreign killers, criminals and rapists are also protected fully by the ECHR.

According to MI5, there are over 3,400 terrorists in Britain on the watch list, and an estimated 23,000 extreme Islam fanatics on the loose all over the country. These people are free to go wherever they want and to plot any new attacks as they wish. They are all protected by EU laws and are rarely arrested even though their intentions may be known.

On June 8 the country could have a stable, strong Conservative party that will deliver Brexit properly, who will eject inhibitive EU laws, as opposed to Labour who will rescind the EU Referendum, ruin Brexit and will allow terrorists to flourish in Britain.

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