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Banned Film “Gone With the Wind” Now Gone With the Wind

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American socialist run cinemas across the country are now banning one of Hollywood’s seminal historic pieces of history, Gone With the Wind.

“But we ain’t stopping there. We’re changing all the names of Southern state towns, so Gettysburg will be renamed as Kanyetown, and Charlottesville will be renamed as Obamaville, and the Dukes of Hazzard will be renamed as the Pimps of Jigga,” one of the directors of the board of Stasi Censors told the New York Times.

By effectively banning everything about the era of black slavery, the socialists not only erase history, but cause great harm on America because people will now forget about the symbols of slavery. They will no longer think of the injustice and wrong committed on African slaves all those years ago, effectively leaving history to repeat itself again, and again.

Without reminders of the past good or bad, humans are destined to repeat their history. Deleting all the marks of slavery only strengthens the hatred of the nigger, the eternal nigger is thus born. The socialists are inadvertently creating another backlash, they are opening wounds which were closed many years ago, and they are endangering black America once again.

One can never deny the conquerors of America, the European white stock built their nation, through immense cruelty and hardship, wiping out millions of Native Americans, and utilising the ‘inferior’ negro to build their infrastructure. Nevertheless, the white man possessed the cunning, the brain power to Lord over the others, without him, there would be no highways, bridges, trains, computers or governmental structure to hold everything together. There would be no scientific or technical accomplishments, no space travel or medical cures.

The hard truth is that without the ingenuity and sheer will of the European settlers, America would not be the immense power it is today, and it is to this end, that they will never give up their status, or old money, to anyone, least the black population.

Therefore, socialists and their permanent state of soviet equality revolution and their feeble attempts to erase history only strengthens the opposing forces of those who hold the actual keys to the conquering of a continent many years ago and the right to rule today as well as tomorrow.

Gone With the Wind

The African American problem will never be solved because the chasm is too wide, culturally, the rift is so wide that it will never be bridged, intellectually, scientifically or how ever much money George Soros throws at the various soviet justice warriors he aclaims.

The reason equality will never be achieved is not only because of difference in human ability, but because of the spectre of superiority. Blacks do not want equality, they want superiority, as do the whites, the yellows, the greens, the purples and all the others. This is the sad part about the human condition.

“I have no purpose to introduce political and social equality between the white and black races. There is physical difference between the two which, in my judgment, will probably forever forbid their living together upon the footing of perfect equality, and inasmuch as it becomes a necessity that there must be a difference, I, as well as Judge Douglas, am in favor of the race to which I belong having the superior position.” Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States of America.

The conquerors always win…but frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn..

Has Plastique Narcissist Macron Gone Over the Top With Makeup Bill?

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Emmanuel Macron, the current French President has been chastised for his penchant for beautification and the extraordinary bills to the French taxpayer this is causing.

Mr Macron’s office confirmed a report on his beauty spending published by French news magazine Le Point, but said it was nothing to do with the ‘peasant class’ therefore they should just ‘shut up and eat cake’.

“The President is awoken in the palace by numerous servants in the morning who bring him his daily newspaper, lightly ironed, of course, then a continental breakfast avec some extra bits we cannot divulge to le public. After the calves milk bath siphoned from the best herds in Normandy, servants will attend to Monsieur President’s toileting needs, this requires a staff of four persons, one to lift, one to hold, one to shake and the other to wipe. The makeup session requires four hours and the dressing of the president an additional hour. After this, the hairdresser, who is flown in from the South of France every day, enters the living quarters for a preliminary discussion on how the daily styling should go, after much discussion, and sometimes argument, a decision is made and the hairdresser begins the day’s work for approximately three hours. Et voila, after all of that, Le President is ready to go to work,” Macron’s personal palace courtier, Jean Pierre Quatorze, revealed to the French papers.

The report said costs included the pay for a freelance makeup artist for television appearances and trips abroad as well as an ecouterie of staff for menial jobs numbering in the thousands.

But it is not the first time the hair and makeup bill for a French head of state has raised eyebrows.

In 2016, it was reported that Macron’s predecessor Francois Hollande had a hairdresser on contract for €10,000 a month despite him hardly having any hair.

Mr Macron, 39, became France’s youngest ever president in May after beating far-right candidate Marine Le Pen in the country’s election.

With youth on his side, the reason behind his expensive makeup habit remains unclear.

Archaeologists: Why Romans Had Big Butts

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“We found some huge asses, I mean we’re talking Kardashian territory. The men had unusually big bottoms but the women had huge butts that sometimes dragged along the ground when they walked in their togas,” chief archaeologist and professor of anthropology at Oxford university, Dean Taylor, reveals in a new series to be aired on Channel 4 in the autumn.

Extensive research accumulated so much ass data that the team did not know where to begin. From the far stretches of the Roman Empire, from Brittania to Mesopotamia, the rears of Roman subjects somehow evolved over the centuries to include extremely large buttocks.

“Our theory is that it was an amalgamation of Roman culture and the food they ate. As each principality was taken over by the Romans, the locals adopted the Roman way of life, mostly sedentary accompanied with vast banquets and Bacchanalian practices.”

The team also found that the bigger the butt, the higher in Roman status the holder would acquire. Decimus Multimus, a Senator from Apulia during Emperor Trajan’s reign was promoted to Consul purely based on his ass size.

Depictions of Roman asses can be found from fragments of pottery and other tile art, but it wasn’t until 2016 when a fully preserved Roman butt of a female was found near Mount Vesuvius.

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“We found our Roman butt Venus. Her ass is so well preserved in the volcanic ash that you can even see the pimples. The Italian Archaeological Society have advised us to keep her location secret so as not to create a butt pilgrimage for many thousands of tourists. However, our data shows that there was a massive increase in butt size during the reign of Gaius Caligula Caesar 37-41 AD. Much of this increase is probably due to the amount of Roman orgies and banquets during his brief reign,” the professor added.

So, what happened after the Roman Empire descended into anarchy and most of the territory was lost?

According to the team of archaeologists, people had to start working, tending fields and cattle, opening pizzerias and adopting the modern way of life.

“From big butts we see a gradual decrease in size until we come to the modern day Italians, who just have regular sized asses today. Let us say it has been a wonderful journey for the Roman people throughout the centuries.”

The Channel 4 series ‘Roman Butts and Togas’ will air in October.

Confederate Statues to be Replaced By 100ft Trayvon Martin Statues

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After all the Southern states of America have been purged of their historical statues, the Soros founded foundations and infiltrated city officials have agreed that each spot where a Confederate statue used to be, should be filled with a Trayvon Martin statue.

Giancarlo Fuccini, renowned Italian sculptor was commissioned by the group who have taken over the City council to sculpt the piece of the angelic Trayvon, as a symbol of ‘peace’.

“I had a few reference photos of Trayvon, as he was such an angelic peaceful character, but instead chose to sculpt his likeness in the form of Jesus, coming back to us and preaching peace and goodwill to all men,” Fuccini revealed on Monday.

trayvon martin

The 100ft statue will preside over the pulled down General Robert Lee statue, after it was defaced and pulled down so unceremoniously last week by communist thugs on another one of their rampages.

Costing just under $52 million, the statue came under budget, and residents of Charlottesville were all too happy to foot the bill.

“My state taxes just rose by 40% and this year we won’t be able to afford to heat our home, but I don’t care, as long as we are all politically correct and abide by the communist factions dictating to us on what we should or should not keep from past history, I’m happy,” resident Albert Collins, 52, told the local newspaper.

The Southern Poverty Law Center, SPLC, a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt foundation head quartered in Montgomery, Alabama, is pushing for major changes to all historical statues that do not agree with its hard left agenda. Funded by George Soros, the SPLC has even recruited tech groups like Apple, Google and Facebook to police its heavy censorship, politically correct soviet agenda of complete erasure of history online as well as offline.

Hunchback of Notre Dame Takes Up Residency With Big Ben

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The bongs of Big Ben have not sounded for the final time for a four-year period of restoration work on the Elizabeth Tower. Au contraire, the bell still tolls…

The tower is undergoing a £29m programme of renovation until 2021, but the prime minister and several MPs have raised concerns over the residency of a mysterious hunchback in the tower who is causing chaos by ringing the bells intermittently and at odd times.

House of Commons authorities said a resident bell ringer had taken up residence in the tower late on Sunday night. The mysterious figure hails from Luxembourg via Brussels and the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France.

The Commons commission said it will review the efficacy of having the hunchback ringing the bell after complaints were raised, including by Theresa May, who said it “cannot be right” for the bells to be rung by such a “monstrous cognac swilling hunchback who does not even know the time of day”.

A handful of MPs gathered by the members’ entrance to the Houses of Parliament on Monday to point up at the spires of the famous clock where they spied the hunchback sticking his hairy naked bottom at them and farting in their general direction.

One formerly staunch Remainer MP was converted to euroscepticism on the spot: “I was outraged to see the vile hunchback sticking his derrier in our direction and telling us ‘English pigs’ to go ‘eff ourselves’, immediately I said to myself ‘..a hard Brexit and nothing else will suffice'”.

In New Palace Yard, 200 parliamentary staff watched the bell bong, as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Jean Claude Junckimodo, swung from the ropes leering manically and wearing a fool’s crown on his deformed head whilst waving an awful blue flag with some ghastly yellow stars on it.

If anyone has any ideas or information on how to remove this meddling bastard, please contact the Houses of Parliament immediately? Thank you.

How to Walk On the Pavement in Europe

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You could be walking along on any street in Europe on the ‘safe’ pavement, when suddenly an object travelling at 40 or 50 miles per hour hits you. It could be a van, truck, car or motorcycle.

How could this happen, the pavement is meant to be a safe place for pedestrians? Not any more. Not one single city in Europe today is safe from the terror of knowing that at any moment a van could suddenly appear over the horizon and mow you down like a pin in a bowling alley.

Suddenly your head swivels around, then crack, the van makes contact, your internal organs eviscerated, maybe your legs smashed beyond repair, or your brains thrown unceremoniously onto the warm pavement, the sun glistening with curiosity at their resting place.

The immediate authorities and emergency services cannot do anything, they only appear after the event has happened. The EU refuses to close the Schengen zone, so nothing will be done there either.

What is your course of action? How do you survive in a place where there is no safety, even on the sacrosanct pavement?

Here are some tips on surviving in Europe where you as a civilian are not safe any more.

  1. If you wish to walk on any pavement, do not wear headphones, as this will impede your hearing and by the time you hear the truck careening towards you it will be too late.
  2. Never walk in the middle of a pavement. Always walk away from the road on the opposite edge.
  3. Always look behind you when walking every few seconds. This could save your life.
  4. Never look at your mobile phone when walking. Distractions like this could mean whether you live or die.
  5. Never push a pram on a pavement. This is common sense, because why would you want to put your children in danger?
  6. If a pavement terrorist attack is occurring a few feet away from you, do not just stand there, get away, run like fuck, get out of the way.
  7. Never walk on pavements. Instead drive on the road or stay at home.

Barcelona Schengen Terrorist Massacre: No Comment

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From Libya into Italy is only a short ride by rubber dinghy, or from Morocco, or from the Baltic states, and the Black sea route.

Every day thousands of people cross into the Schengen zone of Europe which is a borderless free travel corridor. Therefore, migrants crossing into Italy can be in Paris in two or three days, or they are free to travel anywhere they wish with little or no checks. This includes terrorists, drug runners, heavy arms dealers, people traffickers and any other nasty swine that wishes to commit acts of mass atrocity.

Logically speaking in a time of war, which the majority of the Middle East/Ukraine is in, there would be a stop to such a porous border and zone as the Schengen, however we are living in times where civilian casualties by terrorism are simply looked on as collatoral damage by the EU Commission, a collection of unelected eurocratic monsters who despise democracy and the people they rule over.

The people within the Schengen zone of the EU are therefore not cared for by the authorities, and every terrorist attack is brushed over, as the next one is awaited in eager anticipation.

The sad fact is that we as humans see the mangled bodies on the pavements of whichever city in Europe has been attacked and gasp at the horror of it, the higher ups do not do that, they do not have a conscience or human emotions, and simply carry on with their insane dream of an EU Schengen utopia, whilst the actual horror is one of a dystopia in reality.

So for now, there will be a brief mention of the recent attack in Barcelona where 13 innocent people were mowed down by a van, and countless injured, however the next attack is probably earmarked for another European city, so as usual nothing will be done about the Schengen zone by the incompetent corrupt unelected leaders of the EU, there is little point in commenting on each specific attack.

People died, some were squashed, crushed, cracked open, but the EU Commission does not care. No more comment.

Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage Eaten By Husky On Set

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The little fellow was opining eloquently about his role as Hand to the Queen of Dragons when one of the huge huskies on the set decided it was meal time.

“We feed them a good load of meat every day, but sometimes it ain’t enough,” Game of Thrones dog keeper, Tony Fernando revealed after the sordid incident.

One minute he was there..

According to Amelia Clarke who plays Daenerys Targaryen, it only took a few gulps, and she had lost her dear Tyrion.

This could be a major setback for the Game of Thrones crew, because it is very hard to find such a well-spoken midget.

“First we get hacked, then this happened, it’s as if there has been some kind of weird curse put on us. Now we need to find another height-challenged actor as good as Dinklage was,” one of the multitude of directors told CNN entertainment.

The Game of Thrones set was last night besieged by mages, Maesters, and a fully naked Carice van Houten rolling around the fire ridden grounds trying to bring Dinklage back.

Let’s hope the next episode’s filming will not be wrought with such setbacks.

Bonnie Tyler to be Resurrected From the Dead For Total Eclipse

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Raised from the vaults of guilty pleasure listening enthusiasts around the world, the zombified toe curling voice of Bonnie Tyler is to address the celestial skies.

“She’s not only been dug up from a long stasis since 1983, but many of the walking dead who inhabit the ship’s decks will also awaken momentarily when she sings to the moon on the 21st,” the ship’s captain, Roger Stuping told the Florida Times.

Indeed, amongst the rotting corpses of fat rich Americans and terminally greyed zombies who make up the ship’s clientele, the sound of a warbling Bonnie, screaming away may even give some of them a mortal zing in their pacemakers.

“Last time I saw Bonnie Tyler, was in 1983, I was watching MTV when she came on the screen. I’ve never seen a cat curl up and die in front of me before,” one music fan revealed.

Astronomers however are fearful that Bonnie Tyler’s singing could cause grave events up in the heavens.

Professor Donald Eastwick, a renowned astronomer, revealed that Tyler could cause a “rift in the time continuum plasma shift index with her high frequency sine waves causing the moon to shift its gravitational matrix field and shoot into space like a wayward billiard ball”.

Kim Jong-un ‘No Longer Seen as God’ By North Koreans

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“He’s nothing but a low down mangy festering puss puss,” one man dared to say before he was carted off to one of North Korea’s infamous gulags.

In a communist country where every facet of ones lives is carefully scripted and watched, the North Korean leader is no longer seen as a living God.

“When I was at school we were taught that our supreme leader was so amazing he could literally fly. Kim Jong-un visited our school once, and when he walked through the door of our classroom he tripped over and fell onto the floor farting at the same time. If anyone laughed it would be over for us, so we shut up. He’s just a fat gaseous idiot,” Wong Suk, 16, a former pupil revealed on pain of death.

The funny thing is the North Korean despot is putting anyone who sees who he really is into gulags or having them murdered.

Some North Koreans have even taken to religion, which is strictly prohibited in the communist state. There are rumours that many would rather believe in the Jesus myth, than Kim, and that really pisses him off.

CIA analyst, Berndt Gerhardt, revealed in a recent paper that believing in Christian stories like Jesus walking on water, and turning water into wine was preferable to believing that Kim Jong-un flies around the skies at night and has super God powers that Karl Marx or Lenin would have died for.

“Yes, some North Koreans despite their brainwashed state, would rather believe in ridiculous bible stories than the fact that Kim Jong-un is a supreme being who can literally fart out missiles from his fat pimply ass hole and flatten the Trump tower 6,500 odd miles away,” the analyst revealed.