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MP: “Women Should Never Have Been Allowed in Parliament”

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MP: “Women Should Never Have Been Allowed in Parliament”

Galveston Hensley, MP for Berkshire West, has caused outrage amongst some by his words today.

“With all this flim flam hysteria, this naming and shaming, this emasculating caterwauling nonsense, I posit that women should have never been allowed into parliament in the first place. I rue that day in 1918 when those big bags of flustering oestrogen were first allowed to cackle in the hallowed halls of Westminster. Since then it has all sadly gone down hill. Men can make decisions decisively, we revel in our staunch code of ethics and honour. None of that of course can be said about the meddling politically correct aberrations these women bring to the place. One cannot simply pat them on the bottom and tell them to trot along now, or order them to get you a coffee. It is our biological nature as men to delegate, to make war, to sign treaties and to stand on the parapet of ultimate power as masters of our own domain, and not to pander to these fastidious harridans. Women’s domain is that of nurturing the family, of cooking and ironing, having babies, looking after your little blighters, and warming the bed at night. Anything else is sacrilegious to the natural biological way as has been proven recently.”

Mr Hensley who gave the speech in the House of Commons today was mobbed by 23 female MPs who pulled his trousers down and slapped him about in front of a small crowd.

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“To see this gentleman of the house so furiously put upon meddled with my gastric juices somewhat. This chap was literally turfed out of the place sans trousers, and what for? Yes, exactly, for saying what is on most male MPs’ mind,” an Honourable Gentleman, who wished to remain anonymous out of fear, revealed after the altercation.

The madness continues of course, and every day brings up even more surprises as men are once again put through the grinder, shamed, and deposited out the other end worse for wear.

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Berlin Wall Fall – Catalonia Independence Revolution – End of EU Soviet Union

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Berlin Wall Fall – Catalonia Independence Revolution – End of EU Soviet Union

 

Just as there was Perestroika, and the fall of the Berlin Wall, we have a truly historic moment in the annals of Soviet EU imperialistic failings.

It is to be seen if the EU will step in with more storm troopers  to quell democracy as were seen during the Catalonian referendum.

Revolutions are never legal, and Spain with the EU will do everything in their power including force to reverse the decision made in Catalonia.

Already there are aspirations and movement into creating new currency and bolster the local economy.

Viva la revolución!

#metoo Trump is Probably Next On the List

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#metoo Trump is Probably Next On the List

As a ploy, this is a carefully orchestrated operation. Ruin the careers of long since retired or passed on gents who worked in certain positions during the 70s, 80s, 90s by bringing out a string of females with a bone to grind and a Twitter account.

Trial by Twitter is now a very real thing, where your reputation can be sullied with just a few characters, who needs a court of law or a workplace tribunal? Twitter, and select media venues are now used for complete assassinations, thirty year careers thrown into the bubbling sewers with a few mere clicks.

“I didn’t want to sit on his lap, but I did.” Of course she did, she had to sit on his lap because he was the rising star of the news team, rising in more ways than one. Naturally, she was disgusted when her pert buttocks landing engineered a stiff one in the old chappy. She could have easily refused to sit on the guy’s lap but where would be the fun in that? Ok, the guy was an idiot for endangering his career but why did she not bring up the issue at the time? Because it would mess with her career, who wants a disruptive tribunal? Why not wait twenty years and destroy by media?

This latest operation is most certainly being orchestrated by the extreme left Marxists of the good ol’ US of A, as it has that sort of Soviet feminist axe grind feel to it. Soros, Hillary, and the multiple outraged non-Trump supporters are setting up the playbook for a very important hit — the Teflon Don.

One may also notice that these current lambs to the slaughter are elite discards, that is to say, they are sacrificial offerings from the lowest tier. The upper echelons are above all law, but sometimes there has to be a few offerings to the circus lions from the top table. Either that, or the spotlight might fall on the top of the pyramid.

One thing is for sure, somewhere along the line, these chumps offended the wrong person at the wrong time.

Sacrificial lambs

You see, by ruining all the reputations of multiple men online without trial, who is to say they can’t do it to the one they hate the most, the prez.

We already know the Don likes to grab a woman by the pussy, so this revelation gives us an understanding that there are further gems waiting in storage by his enemies to be released.

Trump, who himself is a heavy Twitter user will no doubt be drawn in to the new details which will be published soon. He can’t help himself, and will further draw his own execution via media.

Can the Teflon Don survive such a well orchestrated media onslaught as the various women are trotted out with little stories to tell and their #metoo tags?

That all depends on his followers and as good Christians whether they can forgive such behaviour? The Don has already come so far, and kudos to him, he has weathered the storm, but his enemies are now playing the long game, and this recent event against men in positions of power is a set-up, leading to the biggest prize of all, Trump.

Toxic Clintons to be Dumped in the Atlantic Ocean

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Toxic Clintons to be Dumped in the Atlantic Ocean

 

Hillary Clinton lost the election, not because of her disastrous insipid performance but because of 67 reasons she gives in her cry-all book, none of these reasons of course mention herself.

As for her husband, Bill, Harvey Weinstein looks like a choir boy next to that guy.

The recent revelation that the Clintons and DNC paid for ‘golden shower‘ dirt on Donald Trump from MI6 operatives in Russia, was for many, the final nail in the coffin.

This habitual behaviour of acting ‘above the law’ and the multiple pieces of evidence pointing to corruption by the Clintons, means a level of toxicity that even the Democrats are souring over.

So, it is to the sea with the Clinton family of crims, and this is where deep sea exploration, ExCorp have been sequestered to complete an underwater housing pod life sustainment system for the toxic family.

Chief engineer, Neil Hargreaves, says that the toxic Clintons, much like nuclear waste, will be “isolated from the world” but will “live relatively good lives under the sea”.

The multi-million dollar scheme to put the Clintons 15,000 feet below sea level will be funded by the DNC and money retrieved from the Clinton Foundation.

“It’s gonna cost to put away the toxic Clintons underwater in a humane way, but thanks to the latest technology we have found solutions to the problem. The pods will have their own oxygen supply and source from a botanical pod, we can also filter in oxygen from the water. There will be a desalination machine so that will be a sustainable water system. The Clintons can survive under there for years to come. For Bill, we will provide weekly supplies of young ladies through a shuttle system, and for Hillary, more ladies, but the butch type. There will also be a security system, so if the Clintons try to escape at any time, the monitoring security team will be immediately alerted. Besides, you can’t just swim up from 15k down, it’s physically impossible to survive,” Hargreaves added.

Sweden Bans Looking at Women

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Sweden Bans Looking at Women

 

Hilder Strömgård, the leading feminist in the country hailed the new law as a victory against unwarranted attention from men.

“We may dress in a provocative way enticing men to look our way but it does not mean that they have the right to look at us and our bodies. This new directive by the government is a welcome to all women who do not wish to be objectified or seen as sexual creatures.”

Minister for Equality for Sweden, Juanite Smalstrapp, said that the new law was “hard fought” in parliament and proclaimed that “justice for women and feminists” had finally arrived.

According to the new feminist equality law if a man looks at a woman in any circumstance they would violate the law and a rape charge would be forthcoming.

“We have new officers who have been trained in the new feminist law, and the officers will all be female so there can be no discrepancies,” Smalstrapp added.

No men, male members of parliament or boys were allowed to dispute the law and its introduction.

Brexit: Ridiculed Theresa May Close to Breaking Point

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Brexit: Ridiculed Theresa May Close to Breaking Point

The sweat, the empty tables, the ridicule from the cold hearted EU technocrats sometimes gets too much, even for a steely woman like Theresa May.

Sometimes we need some time on our own, and Theresa May without any choice is on her own amongst the jackals, coyotes and wild dogs of the EU.

Reminiscent of a Diana sitting alone next to an almighty towering Taj Mahal, here too is May, alone and cutting a very lonely figure.

With news of leaks in German newspapers orchestrated by EU attack dog Selmayr, a veritable German Alsatian who revels in spreading disinfo, lies, and leaked conversations, Theresa May is now a floundering dame in the dark, there is no Thatcherite strength here, just a woman in the darkness.

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As far as these false negotiations and time-wasting nonsense goes, many could have told the naive willing Theresa May a year ago that nothing would happen because all the EU wants to do is to eek out a massive payment from Britain as a leaving punishment. The reasoning behind the EU is that making a former member state pay up a large ransom will deter anyone else from leaving the Soviet EU.

No Deal

This is the only sane, and logical thing to do under the circumstances. By leaving with a No Deal, Britain will hold its head up high and keep its honour.

Theresa May must take the No Deal route and fuck the EU up the ass. This is the only solution to the humiliation, the ridiculous ransom, blackmail.

Let Britain take the high seas once again, the ships going from shore to shore with trade deals galore, let us embrace the WTO.

It is either a No Deal and Victory for Britain, or humiliation and death via the EU.

T-TAX : London Mayor Punishing the Poor and Elderly

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T-TAX : London Mayor Punishing the Poor and Elderly

EU directives and the government advised drivers to get diesel vehicles a few years ago, today these same people are putting a ridiculous tax on older vehicles and diesel after encouraging people to buy them. Is this fair, that Tfl and the Labour Mayor of London should punish those poorer families who have older cars, diesel vehicles or small businesses?

The hypocrisy and corruption that led up to this Toxin Tax will not make any difference to the traffic smog levels in London but is just a revenue seeking venture to bolster the coffers of Tfl even further than they already are.

None of this makes any sense when you have countries like China and the USA putting out so much carbon emissions every year that London is a but a tiny speck in pollution levels.

With buses churning up tonnes of emissions every year, they blight the roads, usually have no one in them, and travel in packs of four. Something needs to be done about London buses, the most polluting filthy wastes of space on the old crumbling tiny roads.

London’s roads, built for the horse and carriage are now resplendent with multiple lanes, one for the bikes, one for buses and taxis, and a tiny designated lane for cars. Rip the whole lot up and start again, because with parked cars on each side of the road anyway, there is so little space to manoeuvre, you might as well buy a bulldozer to go through the whole fucking lot.

Driving in London today is a nightmare so awful that it is best to simply stay at home. Trying to traverse the fucking rude Eastern European maniac drivers with foreign plates, the white van men, the crazed taxi drivers, Chelsea tractors, the exalted cyclists and the behemoth buses which clog everything up is a hellish torture that is so depraved in its horror it leaves one to think of nothing but anger.

First of all someone needs to teach the millions of EU drivers the rules of road in Britain, however they simply come over here and do as they do in Bucharest. There are no British laws that apply to these road users, as they can accrue as many tickets or fines as they want, something that comes down to their non-British untraceable vehicle registrations. So, good luck with getting their T-Tax, because they’re exempt.

As in every regime ruled by extreme socialists Labour, London is now the ban city of the world. The Labour Mayor is banning portrayals of women in bikinis on posters, banning older cars, banning Uber, and next on the line will probably ban free speech to speak against his ridiculous plans to fuck London up further than it already is.

Just bought a new gas guzzling SUV that pollutes more than older vehicles, but it’s exempt from the T-Tax because it was manufactured in 2017.

Juncker: “I Want to Make Britain Suffer Terribly”

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Juncker: “I Want to Make Britain Suffer Terribly”

“I am not a monster, I just detest the British and Britain. I hate you all, you Ros Beef munching idiots who think you are better than the EU,” Mr. Juncker says calmly at a luncheon.

Today he is receiving the eminence of another pompous British swine, and he can’t wait to get his claws into this piece of sacrificial meat.

“We eat Britisher cochons for breakfast here. One of them comes to me and says he wants a leaving deal, then another comes up and says they want to stay in the EU, so I say to each one of course, you can have what you want you idiots, I play for time, it is no problem. One way or another we have you by the balls.”

And next week, it will be the same story.

“They will say that they will walk away. I laugh, for me that is the best thing, because we close the door on them forever. The Germans can sell their cars to the slit eye Chinese or the dumb Americans. We just go on, we are the EU, we survive. Look what happened with Greece? We keep paying their debt, now it is 589% of their GDP. We have hooked them forever. They will pay us until 2089. You see, you can’t walk away from the EU. We are like the biggest mafia around, once you are in only two ways out, death or prison,” Juncker adds, as a slop of emulsified food gloops from his open jabbering mouth.

All is well in Brussels, and nothing changes here fast. There is always some overpaid committee to discuss new issues within their periodical time table of unnecessary directive driven biased laws, as long as the members are sated with the impressive lucrative package deals they accrue every day, time is really not of the essence.

“Britain? What is it? I have even forgotten it exists. And I will dangle a carrot in front of that old hag every time, she takes a bite, then I retract the carrot and put in its place a nice freshly laid merde. Wonderful. To see the look on her face every time is delicious to behold. Anyway mes amis, I have a date with another barely legal young lady in my office, a different one is sent every day. It’s good to be the president.”

Pity the Poor Naive Theresa May and Her Remainer Brexit

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Pity the Poor Naive Theresa May and Her Remainer Brexit

The ever trusting Theresa May has once again been shat on by the EU bureaucrats, and as she slinks her way back to Number 10, one can only feel sad for this pitiful trusting creature who had such a vision of pleasing everybody, but she still has not realised that one as a politician can never achieve that utopian ideology.

No doubt, this sad floundering woman will put on a brave face for everyone whilst crying a soliloquy of utter despair in her wretched barren heart.

One could obviously give this woman some advice such as ‘walk away’ or ‘let’s deal with the WTO’ and ‘fuck the EU’ but that solid advice would no doubt fall on deaf ears.

Whatever happens, the EU arse holes will always stick their nasty exit bill under the UK’s nose, for that is all they care about, punishing the UK, as we won the war, therefore we should be punished, like some sort of war reparation.

The sickness of the Soviet EU is such that the stench reaches us over the Channel daily with every awful news report, and it will go on and on, ad infinitum until Theresa May, the weak link will pay Brussels their blackmail ransom money.

The worst part of this putrid affair, is that if Britain had someone at the helm with some fucking balls, we would have been well on the way by now steaming across the sea and forging new trade deals where countries are literally begging for us to trade. Instead, we have this insipid pathetic woman who is probably a very nice person in real life, but is just not up to the savage job of dealing with the ruthless liars, thieves and corrupt unelected officials of the EU.

 

Trigger Warning Snowflake Student Dies After Reading Shakespeare

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Trigger Warning Snowflake Student Dies After Reading Shakespeare

 

Matt Clewes, 24, was supposed to be studying for a degree in English Literature, of which Shakespeare is a major component, when he came across the book before a specific lecture on the subject which caused his death.

English literature undergraduates were apparently cautioned beforehand that a lecture focusing on Titus Andronicus and The Comedy of Errors would include “discussions of sexual violence” and “sexual assault”.

Because of the ‘snowflake’ generation, the trigger warnings were posted in the English Faculty’s ‘Notes on Lectures’ document which is circulated to students at the university, but somehow bypassed Mr. Clewes.

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One of his friends at the campus was angry that Clewes had not been warned about the Shakespeare piece more prominently before his untimely death.

“We live in a constant state of shock and terror. Like what if I suddenly read or see something that upsets me, but it happens every day now. He should have been warned. Why were there no trigger warnings on the manuscript? Yesterday, I was watching the TV when an episode of Martin Scorcese’s Casino came on. I was not warned and nearly died from the shock of watching the film. No warnings mean we could have heart attacks from the shock. This is serious people. Are you not as scared as us? How could you do this to us?”

Many triggered students are now calling for the banning or censorship of major parts of all Shakespeare plays.

Last week, a Cambridge undergraduate student studying Ancient History was hospitalised after he read about Gaius Caligula by Suetonius. He is still in a coma and may never wake up.

As for the Daily Squib, reading it has been banned by Cambridge University as a major ‘trigger hazzard’ code red warning.

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