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Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

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A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

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“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

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MANCHESTER - England - Millions of Britons are preparing to cancel Christmas because of the lunatic decisions made by an incompetent Rachel Reeves.

TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

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28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

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Net Zero? EV Sales to Halt in UK After Reeves Tax

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Hamas Terrorist Could Replace Disgraced BBC Head Tim Davie

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Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

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Visit the Third World City that Defines a New Britain

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U.S. Police Shot Man For Two Hours Non Stop But Had 15 Min. Break

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Rangers’ Let Down Leaves Glasgow Feeling Well and Truly Blattered

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Greek Brokebank Mountain New Film Release

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BBC to do a HIGNFY on Top Gear

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Experts: De-Militarization Clue to Britain’s EU Plans

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New Change: Old Hatreds Must Die With the Elderly

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America in Distress Obama Plan Worked

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Iraq/Syria: No News From the Front

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FIFA Corrupt Says Catholic Pope

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Crawling – the Latest Street Craze Taking World by Storm

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Brexit: Embrace the Commonwealth Not the Communist Fascist EU

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Psychologists: Feminism is Lesbianism

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

GameZone Casino Popularity Grows Across Online Communities

“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

NEWS ON THE HOUR

Net Zero? EV Sales to Halt in UK After Reeves Tax

Hamas Terrorist Could Replace Disgraced BBC Head Tim Davie

GameZone Redefines the Tongits Go Experience for Modern Filipino Players

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

Visit the Third World City that Defines a New Britain

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Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

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SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram Idiots Filmed Their Own Death in Swiss Fire

MADURO: “Soy la prueba de que el socialismo no funciona!”

OBR Reveals Electric Vehicle Sales to Collapse – Pay-per-mile Tax