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New Trumpshire! The People Voted

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - The state of New Hampshire has now been officially renamed New Trumpshire, as it has been Trumperized.

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Congratulations are in order for Donald Trump after taking New Hampshire. The people have voted and are now going to rename the state, New Trumpshire.

“Our boy won this time. He pumped more money into this thing after Iowa, and it finally paid off. It’s the spill the cash trick. Pay off enough people and they’ll vote for you hook line and sinker,” an excited Trump supporter said from his new Porsche.

Trump may not be a politician but he’s a businessman and knows how to get results, especially when you spend with such gusto.

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    1. Good on Trump we may be looking at the next prez of the United States. Let’s hope so because I can’t wait for war.

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