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Wednesday, January 7, 2026

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Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

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Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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UK SATIRE NEWS

“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

World

SCUNTHORPE - England - So what if I lied! I lied in the first budget as well, I lied on my CV, I lied about the landlord licence, and I lied about the £30 billion tax black hole.

Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

NEWS ON THE HOUR

World

Trump to Sue BBC Not For One Billion…But For Five Billion Dollars!

Entertainment

Doctor Who Accuses BBC of Doctoring Doctor Who Footage

World

ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

World

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Sci/Tech

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

HEADLINE NEWS

Business

Lehman Brothers Ghost Appears Over Acropolis

World

Tsipras: “I’m Thinking of Changing Greek Flag Colour”

World

Going Rogue Tsipras “I’m Not Taking Any Calls From EU or IMF”

World

Our Response to Latest Lord Dannatt Communique Regarding ISIS

World

People of Britain Daily Squib EU Appeal

World

New Taxi App Unter Causing London Traffic Chaos

World

Confederate Flag Now Classified As Lethal Weapon By U.S. State Department

World

Scaremongering German Eurocrat Unveils Putin Monster For Brexit

World

Fit of Rage: Greek PM Tsipras Force Feeds Schäuble Kebab at EU Meeting

Business

U.S. Economy Bubble Resembles Large Unpopped Pimple Says Fed

World

Travellers Going Through Calais Urged to Check News Before Leaving Africa

World

Think Tank: Battle Between Orthodox Islam and Shia Sect Helps West

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

NEWS ON THE HOUR

Trump to Sue BBC Not For One Billion…But For Five Billion Dollars!

Doctor Who Accuses BBC of Doctoring Doctor Who Footage

ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

Breaking News

Putin is Excited About British and European Military on Russia Border

THINK TANK: These Are the Last Days of Earth’s Finite Resources

GOOD NEWS – Comrades, We are Increasing the Cost of Living Crisis For You

For the Sake of NATO – EU and Denmark Need to Give the USA Full Access to Greenland