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Brussels Okayed Chequers BRINO Deal Months Ago

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The charade of back and forth of the Brexit deal has been tiresome, and so transparent that it is an obvious fix.

Theresa May, the treacherous liar that she is, drafted the deal with Angela Merkel and Brussels eurocrats on the 5th and 6th of July before she presented to her Cabinet at Chequers on 7 July.

Brussels eurocrats know that the deal is already accepted but have conducted the necessary refusals of the contract. May was seen to be sorely disgusted and alone at her treatment by the Brussels mafia on 20 September in Salzburg. This was all a charade.

Next up comes Tusk with a declaration that he suddenly wants to do a Canada plus plus super duper deal. Then everything goes quiet.

Then, to compound things, Theresa May suddenly starts preparations with her whips to bribe Labour MPs to push her Chequers BRINO plan through parliament bypassing the DUP, and Conservative Brexiteer MPs.

May’s superiors in Brussels will seek more capitulations and then will publicly accept the deal which was accepted in July, so May can get the deal pushed through her parliament by using Labour MPs to bypass and betray her own party.

This duplicitous machiavellian approach by May not only insults the people who voted to get out of the EU on June 23, 2016, but it insults the sovereign, and Britain’s democratic values.

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Theresa May campaigned strongly for Remain during the EU Referendum – photo – Twitter

Theresa May’s BRINO Chequers plan will tie Britain into the Customs Union indefinitely, and will severely limit the UK doing any trade deals with the rest of the world.

During this time, Theresa May has been dishonest, committed treason, lied to the electorate, and misled parliament as well as her own MPs, causing many to leave in disgust.

If this is not grounds for her removal, then there is no justice, democracy or sovereignty in Britain today. By pushing through her Chequers BRINO plan through parliament utilising Labour MPs, May is betraying and abusing the electorate and whole system of governmental parliamentary politics with her totalitarian forced ‘Brexit In Name Only’ Brussels penned plan.

No Brexiteer will ever vote Conservative again. After this, perversion of the electoral system and debasement of democracy, the Tories will be out of power for thirty to forty years.

Jeez Some Women Are Really Angry These Days

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The rights of women, we fully respect them. If some scumbag abuses a woman, they should get what’s coming to them and then some.

The only line we think should not be crossed is if a man is accused of something, then paraded in front of the mob and pronounced guilty without due process. C’mon everyone deserves a right to have their story heard, and by law this is the right thing to do, especially when there have been many documented cases of these vindictive schemers lying about assault, for whatever reason.

Men don’t like to see any female hurt in any way, so it kind of smarts when you see some women, who obviously hate men, saying on Twitter or whatever social media site that they want ‘all men killed’. Has it got to that point that a woman would say that? Extreme radicalised soviet feminists are now advocating that all male babies should be killed.

No doubt, for thousands of years, women have had the short end of the stick, and have had to endure terrible suffering, however, today in the West, they are pretty much top of the chain. There still needs some work to be done on equal pay, that is granted, but many businesses and institutions are now headed by women.

It is in the developing world where work needs to be done to stop the disgusting practice of genital mutilation, and forced marriage, as well as slavery.

Why don’t the socialist feminists in the West who hate men so much care about their sisters in the countries where young girls are forced to have their genitals mutilated? The Western feminists do not seem to care, possibly because those other women are predominantly coloured.

 

Watching the Kavanaugh circus, it is sad to see some of these women throwing themselves at the court doors, pulling their hair out, and screaming their banshee communist wails. Is this where feminism and women’s rights have got to? Granted many of those filmed were paid workers for Soros affiliated groups, but there were many women present, young and old who followed these manipulative instigators without so much of a question.

Women, what have you done to yourselves? You should be celebrating your triumphs. It is young men now who are the downtrodden class, forgotten, left to rot in their misery, suicidal. More young men are committing suicide now than ever before, why is that? Women are now top of university league tables, top of exam results, and employed more than men. Schools and hospitals are primarily run by women, and the UK has its second female prime minister. All commerce is now geared towards the female. Women are succeeding in business, in academics, in all fields, so why is there still so much anguish?

We know not all women are bitter radical feminists who want all men murdered in cold blood, but the decent women who are within society should also raise their voices sometimes to stop these deranged radicals once in awhile. This bitterness and hatred must stop.

Kavanaugh Win: Communism Takes Step Back in America

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Saturday was a great day in the fight against communism and Marxism in America when Brett Kavanaugh was instated as a judge at the Supreme Court.

The vilification of an innocent man for the purposes of political gain, and the unjust smearing of Brett Kavanaugh should be seen as a national disgrace, and never allowed to happen ever again.

This was a great day for America, because it is one step to taking back the country from a political ideology that was practically taking over every governmental institution and every media outlet and has been growing for over eight years under the previous president.

Naturally, the hysterical squawking militant communists are now jumping up and down in their soiled diapers, but one day, they may grow up and act like civilised adults, although that is highly unlikely.

This was a great day for justice, and for the right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty according to law. The communist mobs did not feel that way and tried their hardest to condemn an innocent person without trial or any form of concrete evidence.

The highlight of the whole sordid affair was of course Senator Lindsey Graham, who encapsulated much of the disgust we all felt by watching this charade, this sham unfold its ugly wings and present itself to the world.

America won! The anti-American commies lost! We must also remember that both sides are ultimately controlled by the same entity, however, for theatre’s sake, let us sweep that little truth under the carpet for now.

China Denies Ever Seeing Interpol Chief

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Chinese communist officials have denied ever seeing Interpol chief, Meng Hongwei, 64, who was last seen leaving for China in late September from the Interpol headquarters in Lyon, southeast France.

“Meng who? We never seen anyone like that? Here let me check. No!” one official from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs replied when asked about the Interpol chief.

Hongwei arrived in China and has disappeared it seems, and no one knows where he is.

One reporter from a French news agency even went to the offices of the Ministry of Public Security where Hongwei is vice-minister.

The last report from the reporter was sent yesterday: “I asked the authorities whether they had seen Meng Hongwei, the president of Interpol. The officials said they had never heard of him, and threatened to arrest me.”

Since yesterday, French press agency RTF have lost contact with their reporter, who has also disappeared as well as the Interpol president.

Interpol has downplayed the concerns, saying the president has little influence over the organisation’s day-to-day operations, which are handled by secretary-general Juergen Stock. The agency do not plan on looking for their president because they are too scared of the Chinese and have little or no power in China.

Free Air Ticket to China Competition

The Daily Squib is giving away 10 one way tickets to our lucky readers who answer this question. How many people have been tortured and executed in China within the last year without trial? (a) 345,000 (b) 498,000 (c) 560,000

Answers on a postcard to: DS China Human Rights Competition, Room 101, London, W1 6DA

#MeToo Movement Condemns Sexism in Animal Kingdom

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As much as the #MeToo mob has condemned every form of sexual behaviour by human males as rape, it has now turned its eye onto the animal kingdom and wants to change things there as well.

“It is not enough power for us that we can make an allegation after thirty or forty years and ruin a man’s life from some unsubstantiated made-up statement that can never be legally proven, because we know, women never lie, and men are all rapists to be condemned to live the rest of their sorry lives as social pariahs and lepers,” former ‘comedienne’, Amy Schumer, told MSNBC on Friday.

“#MeToo women do not only detest human males and their toxic masculinity, we also hate the animal kingdom’s males. Did you know that those cute fish y’all love called dolphins display disgusting male sexist behaviour? It’s disgusting and we have to stop it. I was speaking to a oceanologist and she told me that it is common practice for young male dolphins to work as a team to separate single female dolphins from their group, take her to a secluded area, and take turns mating with her.”

#MeToo activists are now planning to police the waters of the Pacific ocean by patrolling schools of dolphins and if they see that kind of behaviour, will immediately intervene to push the males away and some even advocate a form of punishment towards male dolphins.

It’s not just male dolphins that have received the wrath of #MeToo activists, the Bonobo Chimpanzee male displays deeply disturbing sexist traits that have made activists very angry.

“We heard that these male Bonobo chimps, they have orgies, this is where they pick any female in the group excluding the alpha female and have sex with them. The female chimps are all submissive and cannot say no, they just fall in line and enjoy the fun. This is one of the most disgusting forms of sexism we have ever heard of. We want to conduct an expedition to the Congo next year where we will intervene and stop this practice if we ever witness it.”

However, during the conversation, no one seemed to mention that the male Praying Mantis, shortly after mating with the female, is summarily eaten to provide nutrition for the gestating fertilised eggs or the Latrodectus mactans, i.e. Black Widow female spider usually cannibalises her male mate after he fertilises her eggs.

Cheerful Theresa May Dances Over the Graves of Britons She Has Betrayed

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How jolly of Theresa May to come out onto the Conservative conference stage dancing like a whacked out robotic scarecrow on PCP?

Theresa May’s jolly attitude despite her treacherous actions of betrayal of the voters who voted in the EU referendum belie a duplicitous Judas kiss to the electorate.

Anti-democratic betrayal

Oh Mrs. May is probably a very pleasant woman to meet in person, but after the smiles, she callously dances on the graves of democratic voters, as well as the graves of those who fought in both world wars to secure Britain’s freedom. All those soldiers and civilians died for nothing if Britain is to be kept prisoner indefinitely to a foreign led Soviet totalitarian entity called the EU.

Theresa May’s plan is to keep the UK in the EU Customs Union, and to capitulate to Brussels the ability to forge trade deals with other worldwide nations. Her plan, is to thus surrender everything to the EU, and leave the country in a state of slavery to the European Union, where our democracy, our sovereignty and borders will all be under their ownership and not ours.

Clap all you want at Theresa May you mindless drones. This is the final death knell of a once great nation, which has been rendered useless, unable to make its own laws, unable to govern itself, unable to make its own trade deals, and ultimately a Vichy government where democracy is now null and void.

No shame for the wicked

Shame on you all that support Theresa May’s capitulation to Brussels and her BRINO. Shame on you all that stand by and do nothing, whilst the carpet is effectively swiped from under us.

Boris could have done something, but he didn’t. Jacob Rees-Mogg, stood by, and did nothing. The others grumbled, but did nothing. Shame on you all, pathetic wordsmiths, but words are nothing without action.

Vote with your feet

The only thing left now is for voters to vote with their feet. If nothing is done about removing Theresa May and her Remainer cohorts in the Cabinet/Treasury/Whitehall/BoE then voters will never vote Conservative again.

You can phone the MPs up or write them nice letters telling them that they have lost your vote, indefinitely.

If you voted for a Brexit, then you have been betrayed, so now is the time for grassroots action. Never vote Conservative ever again.

The same goes for Labour Brexiteers who voted in the EU Referendum, to leave. Numbering in the millions, your democracy has been trampled on by Labour. Let them know that they have lost your vote.

17.5 MILLION PEOPLE – NEVER VOTE CONSERVATIVE OR LABOUR EVER AGAIN

Conservative Members of Parliament in the House of Commons.

Labour – Current MPs

Contact – Brandon Lewis – Chairman of Conservative Party

Contact – Jeremy Corbyn – Leader of the Labour Party

How VR Casinos Will Change Online Gaming

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You’ve probably ended up here because VR casinos and online gaming are two of the most discussed topics in the entertainment industry at the moment. And so they should be since they are now combining to take gambling to a whole new level with VR gaming.

Immersive gaming that features virtual reality is the thing that will make the gambling industry even more appealing for newer generations, like the Millennials that don’t consider the traditional casino entertainment to be sufficiently interactive and get their thrills from much more technically evolved games like League of Legends and World of Warcraft.

The technology and immersivity that only a VR casino could bring would take things further by making things a lot more social. This is because a user could have a virtual presence and be able to meet and interact with other VR gamers online. This way they could participate in multi-player tournaments and make it even more realistic.

At this moment in time there is just one VR casino, but more and better ones are sure to follow as the industry fully develops and the technology becomes cheaper and we learn more know-how.

VR CAS1

So, what can we expect from VR casinos in the future?

  • Super HD, 3D casino game rooms
  • the best online games recreated in a more realistic manner
  • 3D live tables games, where a player can pick his seat, interact with the dealer, engage with other players and feel like he really is in a real casino
  • the ability to convey body language and gestures and to see those of other players
    more realistic sounds
  • in-game chats.

VR CAS2

Once the technology becomes cheaper the only thing that will be left to figure out is how to play casino VR poker and how to hook up the hardware to do it efficiently. Things should be quite easy the more things evolve in the industry. You should be able to just plug in, enter the casino and start playing with no problem.

With gambling becoming more realistic there are tons of benefits and just one downside. While an online gambling addiction is quite reduced in online casinos, it might become a little more addictive with VR technology to make it more fun.

This is why you should always remember to have fun, don’t do it just for the winnings, and play responsibly.

Triggered Millennials Terrified By Clapping

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Universities across Britain and the United States are banning any sort of clapping during conferences because it triggers millennials and creates a state of fear.

To approve of a speaker, the Millennials have adopted a silent version of showing their approval which involves them waving their hands in the air.

“Millennials are in a constant state of fear and anguish, therefore the sound of clapping is now banned in our campus. We have had many students who attempted suicide when previously during a parade on banning yawning, some students accidentally clapped to show their appreciation that someone had stopped yawning. The clapping caused many to cower on the floor and cover their ears and one student even tried to jump out of the window,” campus head, Neil Zozovitch, at Edinburgh University told the BBC.

The timid millennials are now fearful of pretty any stimuli whether auditory, olfactory, tactile, or gustation.

Permanently offended by all stimuli

“One student was offended and would not go out for weeks after a traumatic event in a cinema, he heard the sound of popping corn in the popcorn machine. This highly traumatic event caused the student to have post-traumatic stress disorder, and was confined to a Safe Space for over six weeks before they finally emerged,” Zozovitch added.

To have students that are continually offended by everything they see, hear, touch or taste is quite a challenge for university faculty staff.

“English literature is a challenge, because millennials are offended by every piece of literature written. Classics like Suetonius are a serious no, no, because reading about what the Roman emperors got up to causes mass trauma. Everything they read is either racist, or sexist, or offends their puerile sensibilities. We even tried giving them Mr. Men books, but they found those highly offensive, sexist, racist and full of gross generalisations that they just could not abide by.”

Some universities have now found a wonderful solution to the problem of permanently offended millennial students.

“In the morning when they wake up, we give them a blindfold, and ear plugs. They also wear heavy duty gloves so that they are not offended by anything they touch. For breakfast, a tube is inserted in their arm where a drip slowly feeds them necessary vitamins for survival as well as glucose. The students are now very happy, and they can sit in their Safe Space for hours without any trauma.”

Now listen to this you sad pathetic whiny thin-skinned soy drinking losers…

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Boris Johnson the Human — Theresa May the Robot

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Much vilified, not only by members of his own party, but by the opposition, Boris Johnson is something of a phenomenon that many cannot understand. Here at the Squib, we understand what is like to be eccentric, to be loud, yet thoughtful, and to be vastly misunderstood.

Watching the endearing speech by Mr. Johnson at the Conservative conference, reporting the facts, we see someone who is profoundly human, and who deeply cares for the nation’s well being, especially when it comes to getting shat on by the EU.

The news at the moment is that Theresa May has agreed to a complete capitulation of EU regulations regarding the Northern Ireland question, keeping Britain in the Customs Union thus curbing any aspirations of being able to forge any trade deals after her version of non-Brexit is completed.

The climbdown by May is fully expected, as she and her Remainer friends never wanted a Brexit in the first place.

The notion that the 17.5 million people who voted for Brexit on June 23, 2016 in a valid democratic vote is also sadly false, because the people who voted have been severely betrayed by the treachery of Theresa May and her ilk.

Thus, to hear someone like Boris Johnson, tell it how it is, is truly refreshing, and hopefully, there shall be some impetus within the party to oust May, before any more damage is done, not only to the party but to the country.

In no uncertain terms, Boris Johnson is a key factor in gaining a clean Brexit, as well as other real Brexiteers who are holding fast under an uncertain storm. There is now a delineation between those false Brexiteers who back May’s non-Brexit Chequers capitulation, and the real Brexiteers who see through the lies and treachery.

Theresa May will one day answer to history’s axe, as she will be remembered as the one who sold off Britain’s sovereignty for a pittance to foreign powers intent on hurting these Isles, or maybe she will be forgotten completely, as the real holders of Britain’s destiny took over and helped the nation back on its feet after many years of EU imprisonment.

 

When Freedom Fights Back – Tim Berners Lee

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The internet we are using today was initially created by DARPA, ARPANET adopted TCP/IP on January 1, 1983. It was not until 1990 when Tim Berners-Lee, a computer scientist created the World Wide Web.

Unfortunately, the WWW has taken a turn for the worst in recent years as it has been effectively taken over by a few monopoly conglomerates, creating an authoritarian echo chamber only dealing with their view of the world and political beliefs.

Effectively, the internet went through three stages to get to the dystopian nightmare we are in now, where users’ privacy has been severely violated, and an authoritarian totalitarian structure covers everything with its noxious cloud of censorship.

3 Stages 

  1. The beginning of the World Wide Web was a beautiful moment in human history. This was a time when all information irrespective of political affiliation, religion, gender and class was slapped on to the internet. All thought and free speech was thoroughly respected, and anyone could put anything they wanted onto the internet without it being taken down. The internet was thus the New Frontier, and although it had a slight Wild West feel to it, it was free.
  2. The next stage was a consolidation period. Large industries like the music industry were losing a lot of revenue through file sharing. Many industries and companies were watching the internet trying to find a way to harness its power, and to milk it for everything it had. This stage of the internet saw the rise of certain companies who were heavily backed by governmental intelligence agencies. Although most information was moving freely, there were signs that this would end shortly and these companies would take over with their regulations.
  3. The third and last stage. The EU and its many totalitarian diktats has now become the de-facto regulatory body of the internet along with communist Chinese influence. Freedom of expression irrespective of political belief is near death as massive censorship purges fall across social media sites targeting users and companies who do not hold socialist Marxist values. Users of internet platforms are robbed of their privacy, and their data sold off, or given to clandestine agencies for data farming. Only a few monopoly companies now dominate the internet effectively creating an echo chamber where only their pseudo-Marxist propaganda is allowed. Millions of voices are deleted from the internet, as these unregulated bodies take it upon themselves to create their own skewed dystopian internet nightmare that even George Orwell would have balked at.

Suffice to say, this is not the vision that many internet users envisioned to happen to the internet, alas it has, and it is certainly not the vision that Time Berners-Lee had either.

Not until 2018, did Mr. Berners-Lee emerge from teaching at MIT, to counter this massive imbalance that exists today on the World Wide Web. His proposal is to circumnavigate the mass governmental, conglomerate soup of authoritarian control, non-privacy, and censorship to wrest back some semblance of a place where people can exchange thoughts in a free manner once again.

Inrupt, his company, is working on an open-source project called Solid.

Solid changes the current model where users have to hand over personal data to digital giants in exchange for perceived value. As we’ve all discovered, this hasn’t been in our best interests. Solid is how we evolve the web in order to restore balance — by giving every one of us complete control over data, personal or not, in a revolutionary way.

The internet today has been hijacked, broken and smeared with the excreta of totalitarianism, internet users, shamefully robbed and used like data cattle within digital prison farms.

Thanks to the visionary genius of Sir Tim Berners-Lee, there is still a glimmer of hope for those who value freedom of speech, freedom of art, freedom of thought and freedom to create without the FEAR of persecution.

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