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Fart Museum Brussels Celebrates 150 Years of Farts

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Fart enthusiasts, and connoisseurs have attended the museum since its opening in 1953, and this year, there is a celebration of 150 years of bottled farts, at the world renowned museum.

Situated in the leafy Brussels address of 41 Rue de la Loi, 1000 Bruxelles, Belgium, international visitors to the museum number in the millions every year, to explore the fascinating world of farting.

Curator of the museum, Monsieur Connard Raseur, welcomes initiates to the world famous Fart Museum to enjoy the sounds and smells of farts dating back 150 years.

Brussels Sprouts

“Today, we are celebrating 150 years of flatulation, or farts. We are truly honoured to have the president of the EU, Jean Claude Juncker, attend the celebration, where he will sniff a fart from 1937, and give us his verdict on its vintage quality. The EU grant of 350 million euros last year was greatly appreciated. We have also heard he is a particular expert in farting himself, and enjoys nothing more than to distribute cognac tempered Brussels sprout farts whilst in the EU Commission elevator filled with secretaries. Monsieur Juncker, will be invited to inter one of his famous farts as a special treat to visitors and many generations to come.”

When one enters the fart museum they are instantly amazed at the amount of bottled farts exhibited.

“We have bottled farts extending all the way back to 1868. C’est merveilleux. The fart from that particular year was preserved in quite a large bottle, and is still perfectly sniffable. According to our museum records it was presented to the museum by the family of a German gentleman of the era, his name, Heinrich Furz, is clearly written on the bottle label. His fart was preserved after he had ingested a meal of Königsberger Klopse, some Spätzle, and a large portion of Stollen, washed down with copious amounts of strong Bavarian ale.

“One of our most interesting farts is found from a bottle sealed and labelled in 1964. This vintage fart was produced from an old lady who at the time lived in a house on rue De L’abreuvoir, where she sold her farts as an aphrodisiac to Parisian gentlemen frequenting the local bordel, where the filles de joie would work day and night. It is said that Pablo Picasso, was a particularly frequent visitor to the Madam’s salon where he sniffed away the peculiar aroma to his heart’s content.

Visitors to the Fart Museum can also sniff vintage farts that are available on any particular day. For example on Tuesdays, the museum labels it ladies day, and tourists can sniff the female scented rosey farts backdated 150 years.

One visitor from Ohio, USA has visited the museum hundreds of times and is today sniffing a fart from 1945.

“There was a certain aftertaste to the nasal palate. An austere aromatic almond smell, resonating with embellishments of beefy farmyard blackcurrant tones furnished with strains of hydrogen sulphide suggesting a smattering of bad eggs mixed slightly with the heady bouquet of chaptalised cat’s urine. One of the more unique farts I have smelled. Let me have a look at the bottle, ah, this one was siphoned from the asshole of a Vichy collaborator governmental official who had recently been captured after the second world war had ended. Marvelous, I would never have guessed.”

To celebrate 150 years of farts, the museum is giving away a small bottle of vintage fart gas to every visitor who comes to the museum from the dates of 15 October to January 5th 2019. Tickets: 15 euros

Opening hours: 09.30-20.00 Monday-Friday, 11.20-15.00 Saturday-Sunday

Fart Museum (Musée de Péter), 41 Rue de la Loi, 1000 Bruxelles, Belgium

The Truth Revealed: Plaid-Wearing Hipsters Are Really Unemployed Lumberjacks

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Everyone can identify a hipster from a mile away. The de facto hipster uniform consists of a flannel shirt (the looser the fit, the better), a pair of suspenders, and a pair of Converse trainers or Doc Martens boots (bonus points if they’re seriously beat-up).

But have you ever stopped to wonder why that shifty-looking young person became a hipster in the first place? Have you ever asked them to put down their can of Pabst Blue Ribbon (the hipster drink of choice), to actually have a conversation with them? We’re guessing that the answer to those questions is no. If you had, you may be surprised with what they’d tell you.

Hipsters are Just Unemployed Lumberjacks

 

What our research has brought to light is that it’s no coincidence that the clothing worn by hipsters just happens to be the exact same uniform that lumberjacks wear to work each day. Hipsters are just unemployed lumberjacks, left out of work due to the shift to a digital age, where people don’t need such primitive tools such as notebooks and paper for printers because they have notes apps on their mobiles, and emails.

There’s not even a need for books any more since e-readers like the Amazon Kindle are en vogue, letting everyone everywhere squint at screens to get their Harry Potter fix or that oh-so-scandalous fanfic that turned into a light BDSM franchise. And it’s not just fiction books that are going out of style either. Bingo halls have even ditched their paper bingo books, with the Buzz Bingo bingo club chain adopting electronic tablets inside of its venues.

Just to add salt to the wounds of these poor, out-of-work woodcutters, there are even bingo apps that let people play on the go.

Sales of print newspapers are declining, meaning your fish and chips will no longer be flavoured by the tangy, metallic taste of printer ink. And who needs magazines when you’ve got your Facebook newsfeed anyway, and who cares that it’s full of targeted advertising and malicious trolls paid by shady groups?

Will Lumberjacks Ever Get Their Jobs Back?

 

But it’s not all bad news for the humble hipster either! They needn’t sit around figuring out how to make their fixie bikes startup take off or trying to hawk rotary phones to passersby on the street (never eBay, that’s far too mainstream). There are plenty of alternatives to keep lumberjacks in work.

For example, they could go overseas and become the Brawny mascot, being the official face of kitchen roll and wet wipes everywhere! But come to think of it, as the paper towel brand is known for its products lasting a while, this could potentially put other lumberjacks out of business.

Other top career suggestions include being a software engineer, a human resources manager, or a financial planner. Why not become a master coder and make your own apps? Or drag unruly employees back into line?

A financial planner would also be a fun job so long as you can count, or if you know the basic functions of a calculator! And while these careers are not hipster-friendly nor does lumberjacking offer any transferable skills that would help in these jobs, given that lumberjacking is considered one of the worst jobs you can do, and software engineer/HR manager and financial planner are considered some of the best, we’d say that it’s a considerable step up.

Don’t be sad, hipsters of the world. Felling trees isn’t the only career out there!

How to Fix the “Api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is Missing” System Error

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Lots of users confront similar errors every day because their applications fail to find the essential run-time components. If you have received the above message, you are probably in search of effective fixes for it, too. Though the api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is missing error may be responsible for the delay in your work and your moodiness, it is not that critical. We offer some effective methods for solving the problem. Hope that some of them would be useful.

Why the “Api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is Missing” Error Occurs

Dynamic Link Libraries (DLLs) are external parts of your Windows applications. These libraries serve as storages for important pieces of code most Windows programs need for running. DLLs are stored in your computer’s memory and are called to when their contents are required by a certain application. Consequently, if a DLL component is corrupted or removed completely, the application fails to open and you get the error message, such the api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll missing error message.

What Can be Done to Address the Problem in Several Minutes

1. Though your immediate reaction to the system error may be an urge to download api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll, which is deemed missing, from the Internet, we would recommend you restarting your computer first. Very often corrupted DLL components prevent your PC from reacting adequately to certain commands. In such a case, rebooting can be an effective solution worth being tried when dealing with the api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is missing error.

2. Another possible fix involves updating your Windows OS to the latest version. In the majority of situations where users find themselves dealing with DLL errors, the main cause of the error is outdated OS unable to adequately support the new or recently updated applications. Windows 10 is compatible with any program, therefore, having the system updated to this version substantially reduces the risk of getting different sorts of system errors.

To upgrade your OS to the latest version, make sure to take the following steps:

● Head to the Start menu. Then, go to the Control Panel and choose “System and Security” from there.

● Select the “Windows Update” option and start looking for available updates.

● Then, choose the “Select Updates to Install window” to find the update you would like to install on your computer. Confirm the action by clicking on OK. Wait for the chosen update to install.

● Restart your comp and check if the error still persists.

3. Have you ever happened to find useful files or necessary documents in your Recycle Bin? Yes, sometimes we do delete the essential components inadvertently, which brings us lots of confusion and trouble. Fortunately, we can always recover the necessary files from the Bin by highlighting them and selecting “Restore.” Take care to do the same, if you discover the missing api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll component in your Recycle Bin.

Recovering the Necessary Files with the Help of Special Software  

There are lots of online sources offering software that can help you recover the missing or corrupt files. You can also avail of the help of similar software, which, nonetheless, should be downloaded only from safe and reputable sources.

Scanning System for Malware

As you know, various viruses, Trojans, and spyware may be responsible for corrupting certain files on your PC. If you experience any DLL-related problem, it would be a wise choice to run a full scan over your system in order to detect and remove potentially harmful software.

To secure your system from viruses, we recommend enabling the in-built Windows defender. Just search for Windows Defender in All Programs. Press “Scan” and then, “Full Scan” to check the system for possible viruses.

Reinstalling the Troublesome Program

If the methods offered above proved to be ineffective, consider reinstalling the program that gives you the api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll error.

All you need to do is to go to the Start Menu, choose “Programs” from the Control Panel and then, select the “Uninstall the Program” option.

Scroll down the emerged list of programs until you find the one you want to uninstall. Select the necessary program and press “Uninstall.” Click OK. When the program successfully uninstalled, make sure to perform its installation again.

Why Liberty, Freedom and the Right to Self Expression Must Be Fought For to the Death

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Nothing ever comes easy in life, one has to fight for every little scrap, whether it is the last morsel of food in a family of ten children, or that elusive A grade in an exam, or that job application where thousands have applied. Freedom, and the right to free speech is much the same, but this concept is the hardest fought battle, for there are many who seek to remove this human right from our table.

There are many today who actively seek to remove the rights our forefathers fought for to the death, and these enemies of freedom are working in concert to completely erase hundreds of years of work in one fell swoop.

Just as our forefathers fought for freedom, there will come a time soon when many will say enough is enough, and they will too wake up to what is going on. The insipid totalitarian tiptoe of soviet communist ideology which seeks to remove our Western democratic freedoms by uttering their Newspeak. Utilising selective keywords to describe their purge of free expression; anything that is not their ideology is thus deemed as ‘hate speech’, and anything that questions their robotic Orwellian narrative is called ‘fake news’. These linguistic terms can be used to remove anything they want, and without any recourse or explanation, such is their anti-freedom fervour.

The underhand tactics for removing freedom of speech, is one that has been utilised many times in Soviet countries of the past and present, in the USSR, in East Germany, and in Maoist China. Soviet creations like feminism, and political correctness are also a tool used to undermine free speech and freedom. Unfortunately for those who value freedom, these communistic forces reside in much of the media and Silicon Valley. Infiltrated — the higher echelons of government, and the intelligence agencies, work in consortium with the communist sympathising media elements and tech conglomerates to purge all forms of dissent of the Soviet communist ideology to which they subscribe to.

Communism is now pushed in American universities, and British universities as the only way forward, even though this totalitarian political ideology has been responsible for over 160 million deaths throughout history with its great purges. The youth of today are being thus trained as ‘Comrades’ and ‘Bolshevik’ fighters, who abhor freedom of speech, privacy or any form of individualism. They instead only support the collectivist mantras spoken by their Marxist professors, who send these brainwashed robots into the world to prepare them for the coming attempt to eradicate democracy, freedom and capitalism.

Thomas Jefferson once said: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

What the ‘useful idiots’ do not know, however is that if they were to take full control and complete their mission of installing a full communist state, they themselves would be purged, in the first instance. This is what communists do, the higher echelons of the communist structure, order the deaths of all who helped them get into power, for a very simple reason, they have been tricked into believing the ideology in full, and are thus deemed dangerous, because if they feel betrayed in anyway, they will turn on their leaders, and the hierarchy does not want that threat looming over them.

To stop this communist takeover, which has unfortunately infected much of the previously moderate left-wing media, the fight will be long and arduous, and those who value freedom, will have to have help from those in government who value freedom as well. From the lowest point to the highest point of government, we must have your assurance that you will do everything you can to clean the swamp, to eradicate the Marxists from their positions of power, to extricate their funding, to devalue their anti-freedom push, and to disable their methods of undermining our inherent rights to free speech.

The biggest threat, of course to the West today is China, and its Maoist ideology has infiltrated the West, including the left-wing tech media companies. One search engine monopoly is even working on a Chinese censored search engine, which they will use as a model to infiltrate the Western model. One social media company has a devout communist CEO, who even speaks Mandarin, and has married a Chinese wife. He has been completely indoctrinated in Maoist communist ideology, and is seeking to expand his already large empire into China. This will involve more censorship and the disavowment of democracy, free speech.

The EU, is another major threat to freedom. This is a totalitarian entity that has already impacted on freedom of speech and utilises its economic might to force nations to comply with its communist collectivist ideologies. This anti-democratic state is run solely by unelected officials in the EU Commission. In Britain today, there is a big fight going on to extricate the UK from this un-democratic authoritarian manifestation, and to bring back Britain’s sovereign free status, as well as its freedom to make its own laws, and conduct its own trade deals. The fight is further compounded by the communist voices within the UK who are trying to thwart Britain’s exit.

The sheer depth of the infiltration of these communist operative into the West is immense, and it will possibly take many decades to fight for our freedoms, that our forefathers fought for all those years ago.

“Freedom of speech is a principal pillar of a free government: When this support is taken away, the constitution of a free society is dissolved.” Founding Father Benjamin Franklin.

If you don’t want your children, their children, and their grandchildren, to live in a totalitarian communist dictatorship where there is no freedom of speech, freedom of expression, then you must act now, you must make your voice heard, vote those who subscribe to socialist communist ideologies out of office, deny the socialist power by not using their services, boycott those who deny freedom by censoring, and you must ultimately help those who wish to change this communistic creep that is setting in on our once Western democratic free society by fighting with all of your might to get rid of them once and for all.

Once we lose that right to free speech…it’s never coming back…that’s it…gone.

“If men are to be precluded from offering their sentiments on a matter, which may involve the most serious and alarming consequences that can invite the consideration of mankind, reason is of no use to us; the freedom of speech may be taken away, and dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep, to the slaughter.”

— George Washington, first U.S. president

Don’t Worry Folks Dow Drop of 836 Today Was Nothing

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Don’t worry folks, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed 831.83 points lower today at 25,598.74.

The Nasdaq Composite skipped a few steps down by 4 percent to 7,422.05 and the S&P 500 dropped like a fucking concrete block by 3.3 percent to 2,785.68, with the tech sector pulling the index under like an anchor tossed into the Atlantic ocean.

These are early days yet, because we still have a 60% drop to contend with.

So, what’s causing all this stuff to happen? Well, there are multiple variables causing the little drops. The main issue is of course China, who are not playing ball with Trump’s tariff changes. The Chinese are intent on bringing some chaos to the U.S. markets utilising underhand methods, after Trump trumped their easy money-making deals where they were stiffing America with unfair trade deals. Let’s say, there’s the dumping of U.S. bonds, as China is pretty much the largest holder of U.S. debt, and there’s the retaliatory tariffs on U.S. imports into China. This whole clusterfuck puts a strain on manufacturers and companies on both sides.

Wherever there is China, there is always Russia, and the sanctions put on the country by the U.S., EU, and UK, have created a deeper alliance with the Chinese economically, as well as politically.

Then we have the U.S. tech companies colluding with each other to censor everything on the internet that is not socialist, or communist. This action has reawakened a serious investigation into anti-trust regulation, which will break-up many of these monopoly companies who have misused their positions of power for the gain of the socialist movement in America. Regulators are already prepping to proceed with slapping these companies with serious fines and regulations, as well as breaking the bigger ones up into smaller manageable sizes.

These are just a few variables, we have mentioned, as there are many more, like rate rises, but we don’t want to write this shit all day. Grumble, whisper…martial law…Capitol Hill arrests for treason…Silicon Valley arrests for corruption/meddling with elections…whisper…whisper..cleaning the swamp..FBI/CIA insiders…midterms..etc..

The simplest way to describe the situation is, everything that goes up, must come down one day, and certainly, that day is coming soon.

Cash out now before it’s too late, buy gold bullion, like the real gold bars, the physical stuff. Paper money won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on after this.

How Are American Socialists Liberal?

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One thing for us over the pond, that we find strange, is the term used for the American socialist party, the Democrats, named as “Liberals”.

The term liberal, in a political sense suggests someone who is “favouring individual liberty, free trade, and moderate political and social reform.”

However, to see what the so-called ‘liberals’ are doing in America as of late, is profoundly ‘illiberal’ and extremist. That is to say, they are the antithesis of what they say they are, and have somehow metamorphosed into a totalitarian, authoritarian Marxist political ideology, befitting soviet communism in many ways.

We can see this with the coordinated anti-free speech movement of the American socialists within monopoly tech and media companies, and the move further left, with massive censorship and cutting off the voice of millions of people who do not hold extreme leftist political ideals, as well as the attempted destruction of the right for citizens to defend themselves with arms, enshrined in the American constitution.

The extreme left of the democratic party, not only wants to destroy the rights of Americans to speak freely, but to destroy their rights to defend themselves with arms, as well as their right to fair election by denying other political ideologies a voice in a free stable level playing field platform where all forms of political ideology and speech are allowed.

The democrat party members and offshoots, like ANTIFA and BlackLivesMatter have also advocated violent internal-terroristic action against any other political ideology that does not adhere to their extreme Marxist viewpoint. These people still call themselves ‘liberals’ but to watch them aggressively beating up old frail men at protests who dare to hold up their placards and pepper spraying them in the face is far from any set of defined liberal attitude but one of the the out of control mob.

The ‘liberals’ today do not value freedom of expression or speech, they do not value capitalism or democracy, they do not value the right of citizens to defend themselves from harm, they do not believe in individualism, and they do not value nation states controlling borders for security purposes.

What we see from today’s American socialists today is a movement that is bolstered by communist ideology, utilising the disenchanted youth, minorities, and illegal migrants to impose their extremist Marxist viewpoint onto everything and everyone in a totalitarian manner.

Through violence, aggression, censorship and authoritarian measures, American socialists have soiled their own so-called ‘inclusive’, ‘progressive’ status to become extremists utilising any means possible, legal or illegal to push forward the sovietized programming they have all received.

Our observation, form afar, is one out of the box, and is profoundly unbiased as we do not hold any political ideology, left, centre, or right. We are mere observers, who see things as they truly are, almost like a mirror image, and we report what we see as truth.

Let us hope one day the American ‘liberals’ find liberalism.

Hammond Set to Unveil Brexit Punishment Budget On the People

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Instead of punishing people by raising taxes on income and raiding pension pots, to raise £20 Billion for the NHS, why not not pay the £39 Billion EU ransom money to Brussels and use it on the UK?

There is of course no logic to how the current Remainer Chancellor of the Exchequer works, because he is so blinded by his hatred of Brexit, and Brexiteers.

“The conservatives, in the past were for lower taxes, however because we are now adopting socialist New Labour practices, and Remainer politics, our main modus operandi is to punish the voter. We wish to punish the Brexit voters, not only in a vindictive sense, but as a greater part of Project Fear which has been running since the EU Referendum. Our masters in Brussels give me my orders daily and I follow these orders without question. I also follow orders from Olly Robbins, who has now take over Brexit negotiations to make it the softest Brexit we can possibly have, in other words, it will be Brexit only in name,” Philip Hammond told the Financial Times today.

All of this of course serves as due notice, that many will abandon the Conservatives in the next election. This Brexit budget punishment compounded with a Brexit betrayal by the Remainer controlled Cabinet and Whitehall, will ensure the Conservatives do not sniff power for decades.

Contempt of the electorate and democracy

“It is certainly a rebuff to the Brexit voters by punishing the electorate with such a budget. This vindictive nasty behaviour is however quite natural for Remainers like Philip Hammond and his ilk. It is to be expected, as they do not seem to care that the electorate and grassroots never forget the indignities foisted on them by these pathetic lowly traitors to Britain,” one MP said in parliament.

Amongst the so-called Brexiteers in parliament, there has only been mostly silence, and a few whimpers of dissent, otherwise they’re towing the party line, kept in step by the whips, cracking away on their yellow spines.

The stench of urine and faeces now permeates the halls of the House of Commons and Lords, as they are a place bereft of democracy, and now completely taken over by the soviet totalitarian forces of the EU, usurping Britain’s sovereign status indefinitely, and enabled by the vile traitors within the wheels of government.

1984 Telescreen: Facebook Portal Device Will Be Compulsory in Every Home

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After stealing the private data of billions of people, and being caught committing many acts of corruption, Facebook wants you to install an Orwellian Facebook Portal telescreen in your home which will follow you around wherever you go.

This Facebook device with a camera and listening device may one day have to be installed in every home as a compulsory measure, but for now, it is being introduced as a voluntary purchasable option. Yeah! As if anyone would be mad enough to trust a company that actively accesses users private data, and sells it to any government agency or business that wants it.

Inside the flat a fruity voice was reading out a list of figures which had something to do with the production of pig-iron. The voice came from an oblong metal plaque like a dulled mirror which formed part of the surface of the right-hand wall. Winston turned a switch and the voice sank somewhat, though the words were still distinguishable. The instrument (the telescreen, it was called) could be dimmed, but there was no way of shutting it off completely.

What kind of a moron would pay for their own surveillance? Well, there are many millennials today, who will no doubt be queuing round the block to purchase this portal, but this is completely understandable because many are vapid, illiterates who know nothing about Orwell, or privacy for that matter. This is why they still keep a Facebook page even after it admitted fully to misusing their private data for profit. The millennials have been conditioned to accept every indignity, to abhor freedom, to abhor privacy, and to obey their master controllers at all cost.

Not only do they know what you are thinking these days but they also want to know what you are doing and saying when off the internet, in your own home.

The dystopian nightmare we are all living in today, is way worse than George Orwell ever dreamed about whilst writing 1984 in his little Scottish shack. In fact, if Orwell were ever to see the nightmare of today, he would cringe and cry out at its sheer vulgarity and utter disregard for the human soul. For what we have become is part of a hive mind that exists in a cold hard digital shell that infects and probes every part of the human condition, rendering it null and void of any humanity after it has completely enveloped you and exercised its digital wrath upon your very being.

It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself – anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offense. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called.

The tech wizards who are complicit in this tortuous exercise of enslavement are the harbingers of an authoritarian, totalitarian scientific dictatorship, that not only Orwell would have balked at, but add in Bertrand Russell and Aldous Huxley into the mix.

Every home will soon have to have a telescreen (Facebook Portal) and you will not be able to escape the prying eyes of your masters as they track your every move online, or your smartphone, or the screen watching and listening to you in your own home.

Many today, cannot turn off their smartphones for one second, so it is inevitable that they will soon accept these Facebook Portal devices into their homes as well. It is only a matter of time.

He took his scribbling pad on his knee and pushed back his chair so as to get as far away from the telescreen as possible. To keep your face expressionless was not difficult, and even your breathing could be controlled, with an effort: but you could not control the beating of your heart, and the telescreen was quite delicate enough to pick it up.

No doubt, in the future, if there is a reason for any recall, the authorities will simply be able to pinpoint a thing you said at home, and use that as evidence against you, especially one supposes if you are running for public office or are linked to any business, or lower governmental agency. The courts will be filled with video evidence of whatever crime was committed, and the lead up to that certain crime. If you utter an expletive against the government at home, this will be logged, if you show any form of dissent towards the faction in control, this will be logged as ‘hate speech’ and you will eventually find yourself taken away in the dark hours of the night, never to be seen again.

Today, many are caught out by their words on social media, and they have paid the price by losing their jobs, their livelihoods, their family and ultimately their lives. Twitter death can come easily, as you can be arrested and put in a cell in the same afternoon you penned that certain tweet.

Suffice to say, anyone who trusts certain nefarious tech companies and what they can do to you are idiots who possibly deserve everything that comes to them.

Nineteen Eighty Four was nothing next to the shit that is going on today..nothing.

Richest Football Club Owners in the World

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Football has taken a dramatic twist from being a mere sport for entertainment to become a money making an enterprise.

For the past two decades football has become more than a sport, rather it has become a business. It’s not only a business to the club owners but to players as well.

The rewards are even bigger than the jackpot prizes on most progressive online slots at top us online casinos.

However, the main focus of this article is on football owners who have become rich by investing large chunks of their money into reputable football clubs.

Investing in football clubs with a very good history of winning trophies and that generate high profits is what investors look at.

Some of these business people invest in a football club due to the fact that they are a long supporter of the club. To appreciate the men behind the so-called successful clubs let’s take a look at some of the richest club owners in the world.

Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed AL Nahyan – $34 Billion

After taking over the English football club Manchester City in 2008, the club has gone to perform extremely well. Sheikh Mansour has managed to invest his money in signing new players at the club and he also invested in building Manchester City a new training field centre.

His ambitions have managed to attract many big name players to play for Manchester City. Since he took over the club has won three League titles and three FA Cups. Sheikh also magnified his investments in buying MLS franchise, New York City and Aussie Club Melbourne City.

George Soros – $24 Billion- Manchester United

George Soros is the head of the Soros Fund Management one of the most popular hedge funds in the world. Soros became a billionaire in 1992 after he acquired $1 Billion in a single day by trading the British pound during the catastrophic Black Wednesday.

He later invested some of his money in football after signing a mega-deal to acquire DC United. He later decided to expand his fortunes and he became a minority shareholder in Manchester United until he became the majority shareholder owner.

He has transformed the Red Devils to be dominant in England and in Europe. The club has won many European Cups and Premier leagues under the management of Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

Saudi Journalist May Have Been Sold to Kebab Shop

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Apparently Saudi journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, who who was critical of the current regime in Saudi Arabia, walked into the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul and er..never walked out.

No one saw him exit the consulate, least his fiancee who was patiently waiting outside.

The Saudis conjured up a story that he somehow exited the consulate without being seen by anyone. Was he a practitioner of Ninjistsu, or did he acquire an invisibility blanket a la Harry Potter?

The Turks, have another theory, which is much more gruesome, according to a police official, he was “brutally tortured, killed and cut into pieces” inside the consulate after visiting the building on 2 October.

Other theories floating about, is that the pieces of meat were taken out in shifts, and sold to nearby kebab shops as lamb.

“I just enjoyed a great doner kebab. There was only one problem, I found some identity papers in the kebab written in Arabic, with some Saudi guy on the photo. The kebab was delicious, so I thought nothing of it and put the papers in the bin after I finished my fantastic meal,” an Australian tourist revealed yesterday.

The search for the poor fellow goes on..

 

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